Oliver King Kahn

[Macs.]

Oliver Kahn, Mega King Titan.

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/gallery/2004/03/03/towerkong.jpg

http://www.antibayern.de/images/postcard/Flying_Olli.jpg

http://www.fastfoodweblog.nl/www/images/tn_pressekonferenz_kahn_0504.jpg

http://www.ftd.de/asset/Image/2005/08/19/kahn_gr.jpg

http://www.rp-online.de/layout/showbilder/10692-133325_DEU_BY_BAYERN_MUENCHEN_OKTOBERFEST_CMUN102.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/v/c49jWOZFoHY


http://www.youtube.com/v/XFhMY51pi4U

Shut up.

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

No I will not.

[Clete Torres]

http://www.rp-online.de/layout/showbilder/10692-133325_DEU_BY_BAYERN_MUENCHEN_OKTOBERFEST_CMUN102.jpg


How the hell did this ugly motherf*cker end up with her? That guy has a face like a caveman.

[zuhrich]

You have the attitude of a cave man,
hes probably sweet hearted ;)

[EsoognomEhT]

http://www.youtube.com/v/YfQmbrX_mLw

http://www.youtube.com/v/1XNh6hrvPto

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/04/26/JTJENS_wideweb__470x301,2.jpg

[v-twin]

Kahn's my idol. I love Bayern.

[GoSka37]

It's creepy cause i actually have a 1/6th scaled figure that has a headsculpt that looks like him only with shorter hair... And it had an Alternative sculpt of the figure screaming... like taht one picture @_@ I wonder if DiD likes him :: ponders ::

[scrybe]

Yea he's not a very good looking guy, but he gets the job done.

[toki]

http://www.rp-online.de/layout/showbilder/10692-133325_DEU_BY_BAYERN_MUENCHEN_OKTOBERFEST_CMUN102.jpg


How the hell did this ugly motherf*cker end up with her? That guy has a face like a caveman.
She was a bartender at a pretty famous night club and a bit on the slutty side. So when his wife was at home he was making out with her after the club. So he left his wife for her.

But don't ask about the lovelife of Bayern players, they bang each others wives. It's not just a coincidence the Team is called FC Hollywood here. :lol:

For Mongoose: A 'famous' quote by Jens Lehmann:
Journalist: "Do you speak with Ollie Kahn at the german national squad?"
Lehmann: "I don't know what to talk about with a guy who has a 20 year old girlfriend. We don't have that much in common there."

But still i think they're both the best psychos we could get for our squad.

[Hellfish]

Ecuador is gonna kick Germany's ass.

[Macs.]

Ecuador is gonna kick Germany's ass.

Take that back you stinky Eduadorianeres.

[Hellfish]

Group A is all Latin, baby! Costa Rica and Ecuador!

[Macs.]

We will roll over them like a tank.

"Oh nice tricks VROOOOM *SQUISH*" HAHAHAAHA !

[EvanL]

Macs you are truly a genius among retards.

[Rantanplan]

schnauze halten my fellow canadanaian

[Macs.]

FRESSE HALTEN UND PASSPORT HER !!!

PASSPORT BITTE !!! a

[dacanadianbomb]

Geh hoit die pappn deppata piefke kind.

[Hellfish]

Well, Macs has the Gestapo tone down pat.

[Freibier]

Geh hoit die pappn deppata piefke kind.you sound like a schluchtenscheisser :-P

[caleb]

you sound like a schluchtenscheisser :-P

Leave the Schluchtenscheisser out of this thread, we already have to share the same border!!! :bash:

[Thunder]

you sound like a schluchtenscheisser :-P This is excellent: http://www.schluchtenscheisser.de/

[Jarhead]

Schlimm genug das wir uns mit denen die gleiche Grenze teilen müssen;)
KINGDOM BAVARIA!!!!

Jarhead

[Macs.]

Apropo Schluchtenscheisser...

WARNING SOFT ****:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9nKZPHRVCA&search=%C3%B6sterreich (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9nKZPHRVCA&search=%C3%B6sterreich)

O LECK DO MI AM BUCKEL !!!!!

[Rantanplan]

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/7497/wtfduck9bm.jpg

[Count Lippe]

http://www.ftd.de/asset/Image/2005/08/19/kahn_gr.jpg

This pic is pure ****ing gold!rofl

[caleb]

The Käskopf can't handle his barbarian battle-cry. wussie..... p-)

[Rantanplan]

your racism makes me vomit

[caleb]

your racism makes me vomit

Excuse me mister canada, but did I ask for your opinion?

[Rantanplan]

yes Mr. monokel nazi

[toki]

Apropo Schluchtenscheisser...

WARNING SOFT ****:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9nKZPHRVCA&search=%C3%B6sterreich (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9nKZPHRVCA&search=%C3%B6sterreich)

O LECK DO MI AM BUCKEL !!!!!

Muahahahaha woot

[Count Lippe]

My Austrian co-workers will love this!rofl

[Conga]

http://www1.n-joy.de/njoy_pages_std/0,3044,SPM2248,00.html

[GoSka37]

Ich bin ein Americaner.

[Lazarou]

She was a bartender at a pretty famous night club and a bit on the slutty side. So when his wife was at home he was making out with her after the club. So he left his wife for her.

But don't ask about the lovelife of Bayern players, they bang each others wives. It's not just a coincidence the Team is called FC Hollywood here. :lol:

For Mongoose: A 'famous' quote by Jens Lehmann:
Journalist: "Do you speak with Ollie Kahn at the german national squad?"
Lehmann: "I don't know what to talk about with a guy who has a 20 year old girlfriend. We don't have that much in common there."

But still i think they're both the best psychos we could get for our squad.

Enough with the useless information, tell me her name so I can google teh ****.

[toki]

Enough with the useless information, tell me her name so I can google teh ****.
Verena Kerth ( i had to google myself)... nothing to see.

[Wojsko Polskie]

http://www.ftd.de/asset/Image/2005/08/19/kahn_gr.jpg

This pic is pure ****ing gold!rofl

It looks like a sacrifice...:)