so i have a drill competition today...

[FozzieBear]

i have a drill competition with cadets today, its our regimental competition, and i am positively ****ting it, we've only had like 3 or 4 practices, and we are doing drill we've never done before, we are going to be doing funeral drill with weapons and a coffin, scarryy, anyway discuss! ;)

[Hellfish]

You're 16. You ain't got **** to worry about.

[FozzieBear]

You're 16. You ain't got **** to worry about.
lol yeah you are right, but i cant help but be nervous about it, its our units tradition to be the best at drill and parades, im in a guards unit so theres a lot to live up to.

[mudbunny]

Don't drop the coffin. People tend to get pi$$ed off when that happens.

[Enduring Freedom]

Don't drop the coffin. People tend to get pi$$ed off when that happens.

Not if a stripper jumps out of it.

[Hydro]

Not if a stripper jumps out of it.



We tried that once. Unfortunately she missed her cue. The strip club appreciated the urn though. RIP Candy Stardust.

[FozzieBear]

well its all over, and we fookin spanked it, we got the bugler to play last post as we brought out the coffin, the crowd loved it, we made a few mistakes but altogether we rocked it :) it was great.

[Ruledbyjames]

Can you not join the TA at 16? Id say there is no comparison between Cadets and the TA.

[scrybe]

TA = **** and Ass?

[FozzieBear]

dont wanna join the army lol ;) atleast not till its a last resort anyway.

[EvanL]

Wicked funeral!!!!
;)
Was it a real funeral?

[FozzieBear]

nah the coffin was empty, it was meant as a sign of respect to those british servicemen and women who came back yesterday.