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Versace
05-23-2006, 04:32 PM
How do you wish a happy birthday in Hebrew ?

Thanks in advance.
<Gypsum Fantastic>
05-23-2006, 04:37 PM
Throw rocks at their car and try and push them into the nearest available mass of water. They love that stuff.
merk
05-23-2006, 04:41 PM
Happy Birthday = "Yom Hooledet Samea'ach "

Congratulations = "Mazal Tov"
Hydro
05-23-2006, 04:41 PM
try and push them into the nearest available mass of water.


They'll just part the water and walk across the bottom, all whilst taunting you...
<Gypsum Fantastic>
05-23-2006, 04:56 PM
They'll just part the water and walk across the bottom, all whilst taunting you...

I'll stick to the black slaves. They are not as crafty and nowhere near as favoured by God.
Whoami88
05-23-2006, 05:01 PM
Throw rocks at their car and try and push them into the nearest available mass of water. They love that stuff.


lol...




Thanks man, for some reason that really made me chuckle
DeepSpace
05-23-2006, 05:12 PM
Happy Birthday = "Yom Hooledet Samea'ach "

Congratulations = "Mazal Tov"

Indeed.111
Fargin
05-23-2006, 05:36 PM
I always though Mazal Tov was something you said while drinking just like feliz navidad?
S'13
05-23-2006, 05:40 PM
I always though Mazal Tov was something you said while drinking just like feliz navidad?

When toasting you say LeChaim.
Bombtrack
05-23-2006, 05:45 PM
When toasting you say LeChaim.

So would "cheers" be Mazal Tov or LeChaim?
Caper
05-23-2006, 06:42 PM
I will take both monetary and alcohol based donations.
Andreas
05-23-2006, 07:33 PM
Marcus told me some of the worst things you could say to someone in hebrew after his last trip to Israel.
But the damndest thing, cant remember anything, must be the damn alcohol!

Im drinking away my brain I TELL YA!
Javehn
05-23-2006, 07:49 PM
Marcus told me some of the worst things you could say to someone in hebrew after his last trip to Israel.
But the damndest thing, cant remember anything, must be the damn alcohol!

Im drinking away my brain I TELL YA!


Actually , his name (Marcus) is allready somewhat funny/rude in Hebrew (it means "mr. Pussy" ) .
Laworkerbee
05-23-2006, 08:07 PM
I'll stick to the black slaves. They are not as crafty and nowhere near as favoured by God.

rofl I love your posts
scrybe
05-23-2006, 08:59 PM
I always though Mazal Tov was something you said while drinking just like feliz navidad?

You say Feliz Navidad when drinking?
cbreedon
05-23-2006, 10:53 PM
You say Feliz Navidad when drinking?


maybe he drinks only once a year.....
scrybe
05-23-2006, 11:33 PM
Hmm, good point.
Heron
05-24-2006, 01:28 AM
How do you wish a happy birthday in Hebrew ?

Thanks in advance.

hmm.....let me guess......you got a jewish GF,dont you ;)
EvanL
05-24-2006, 01:32 AM
hmm.....let me guess......you got a jewish GF,dont you ;)
Judging by his name I would say BF.
I dare him to go check his mail. I dare him!
Versace
05-24-2006, 06:00 AM
Our Hebrew readers will understand that one :

http://site.voila.fr/stockphot/images/4-picture2.gif

;)
DeepSpace
05-24-2006, 06:03 AM
Our Hebrew readers will understand that one :

http://site.voila.fr/stockphot/images/4-picture2.gif

;)

Haha, a good one rofl

And for those who don't speak Hebrew, in reads "The new seatbelts prevent 45% of car accidents"
Andreas
05-24-2006, 08:50 AM
Actually , his name (Marcus) is allready somewhat funny/rude in Hebrew (it means "mr. Pussy" ) .

Yeah I know, I had a good laugh when he explained why he simply goes by "Mark" when traveling in Israel and abroad.

Heheherofl

Cheers
Andreas