Latest Bush War crime (very sad)

[Avary]

According to Juche Girl (http://juchegirl.blogspot.com) :


Bush steal wing

In school we learn that birds fly. When the Great Leader President Kim Il Sung passed away good socialist cranes came from the sky to take him to the Heavens but seeing how all the Korean people and world progressive grief deeply, they took him to heavenly palace they build for Great Leader in Pyongyang so Korean people can still be close to the Leader for ever.

But not all birds fly into sky. There are birds who can not fly such as the kiwi bird in far away New Zeland country. My brother say that is because Bush steal their wings and take them to his white house to eat them. Proof of that is that white house has "west wing".

And now poor little kiwi bird with no wing can't fly to Korea to lay floral basket at feet of Great Leader statue in Mansudae. This make the poor little kiwi bird very sad and cry. Look at this proof.

Poor little kiwi bird. Victim of Bush imperialist. TT_TT
The crime here is that Bush is so callously insensitive that he makes Juche Girl sad. A war crime in itself. :bash:

[PeterG]

rofl rofl rofl Priceless!

[joe mama]

You know, I had forgiven the sh1t spattered dog capitalist vampire Bush many things, as I've been bribed, like all rich imperialist racist American sh1t spattered dogs with thousands of barrels of free oil and gold ripped from the teeth of innocent Iraqis and with a dozen Iraqi 18 year old girls with naturally hairless backs (as opposed to the average Iraqi girl) to have as my personal slaves and with a freshly delivered, by the imperialistic war monger Bush himself, pint of Iraqi infant blood every morning. But this I cannot forgive. He has stolen the wings of the Kiwi birds that would have flown to sh1t, I mean lay flowers, on the grave of the Great Leader and built the West Wing of the capitialist demon dungeon werewolf sheltering White House out of the wings of said peace loving socialist birds? I, for one, am sickened.

[Hollis]

You know, I had forgiven the sh1t spattered dog capitalist vampire Bush many things, as I've been bribed, like all rich imperialist racist American sh1t spattered dogs with thousands of barrels of free oil and gold ripped from the teeth of innocent Iraqis and with a dozen Iraqi 18 year old girls with naturally hairless backs (as opposed to the average Iraqi girl) to have as my personal slaves and with a freshly delivered, by the imperialistic war monger Bush himself, pint of Iraqi infant blood every morning. But this I cannot forgive. He has stolen the wings of the Kiwi birds that would have flown to sh1t, I mean lay flowers, on the grave of the Great Leader and built the West Wing of the capitialist demon dungeon werewolf sheltering White House out of the wings of said peace loving socialist birds? I, for one, am sickened.

Well said, my evil capitalistic imperialist bleeding heart, bleeds for the poor kiwi.........

[Pandy]

Like I said, Bush is not imperialist, Bush is a capitalist... We ALL are capitalist. And his not LEGALLY a war criminal yet... no one has arrested him for his crimes yet. SO SHUT UP.

NOTE: I don't like his dumbass either, so kiss my korean-euro-american-ass.

[Avary]

Like I said, Bush is not imperialist, Bush is a capitalist... We ALL are capitalist. And his not LEGALLY a war criminal yet... no one has arrested him for his crimes yet. SO SHUT UP.

NOTE: I don't like his dumbass either, so kiss my korean-euro-american-ass.
Actually Bush has already been fopund guilty by various judicial courts.

[2Sheds_Jackson]

Even now, so late in the Juche Year 95, we still find the evil midget Bush gathering in his basement to stifle the will of the people.

But as the Dear Leader has foretold, with his Juche derived powers, Bush's days are numbered. As surely as the most important work of the revolution is to mold the people ideologically as communists, and to mobilize them to constructive action, the renegade Bush will be smashed mercilessly!

The swollen-headed aggressor will be thwarted from unjustly eating the helpless bird wings. Have faith, little kiwi bird - you will fly again, with the staunch help of the strong and properly motivated workers!


>edit for increased Juche<

[Hollis]

Actually Bush has already been fopund guilty by various judicial courts.

Are these Canadian courts or US courts?


Pandy, I think you misread the JOKE.

[California Joe]

Poor Douche Girl.

[thscott83]

It is insane that anyone would take this seriously. I doubt that anyone in North Korea outside of the government has access to a computer, and those who do definitely don't have access to the internet.

They may learn that their "god-like" leader didn't descend from heaven in a rainbow.

[Pandy]

Actually Bush has already been fopund guilty by various judicial courts.

NO ONE HAS ARRESTED HIM YET, I didn't say he wasn't guilty you ****ing ****.

Edit: And you got any proof of this first, before I take your word.

[GhOsT_TaLoN]

hmmmmmmmmm....

[Avary]

NO ONE HAS ARRESTED HIM YET, I didn't say he wasn't guilty you ****ing ****.

Edit: And you got any proof of this first, before I take your word.
Bush was tried in abstentia, just like Carlos the Jackal.

[Pandy]

Bush was tried in abstentia, just like Carlos the Jackal.

Links?

I didn't see no trail.

[sferrin]

Links?

I didn't see no trail.

Most likely some Eurotrash politician was trying to get 15 seconds of fame and suggested it.

[Avary]

Links?

I didn't see no trail.
What's that then?

http://songun-blog.blogspot.com/2005/08/us-imperialists-guilty-of-us.html

[AOCBravo2004]

What's that then?

http://songun-blog.blogspot.com/2005/08/us-imperialists-guilty-of-us.html

Gee, there is a surprise, "convicted" in a Venezuelan court. :lol:

[praetorian6]

This is the coolest thread in awhile. Thanks Pandy!:)

[Pandy]

Venezuelan court?

Ok then, WHY hasn't the Venezuelan Armed Forces sailing for DC? They're willing to charge his ass and not get him?

You ****ers.

I need a blunt.


This is the coolest thread in awhile. Thanks Pandy!:)

****, haven't seen you in a bit. Still yelling and screaming like I do? :D

Thanks Praetorian! Remember Pandy, for president! 2034. ;)

[SOG]

speak someone engrish this thread! OMEGA? WTF!? panties are useless!

[dave81]

http://users.livejournal.com/kim_jong_il__/

Here's Kim Jong-il's personal blog. Hasn't been updated in a while, though, unfortunately...

[sp2c]

funny as hell untill people started to take it seriously :D

[DaveDash]

Gee those poor Kiwi birds, with their wings stolen by George Bush.

George Bush also must have secretly infiltrated New Zealand before he was born to somehow trick us with U.S. propaganda into believing our native birds were born flightless.

Its all so clear now. My eyes have been opened. I expect thousands of Kiwis to take to the streets in protest of this disgusting crime against our national treasure.

We the people of New Zealand will soon see the divine radiance that is Dear Leader and will united against the imperialistic capitalist evil Americans(tm).

I think George Bush must also be to blame for the breakup with my ex girlfriend. It all makes so much sense now.