3 word story

[wholagun]

Ok I have seen this tried on other forums so I wanna try this here. Ok the idea is that you create a 3 word story each person being only able to add 3 words to the story, thats it no more then 3 words (very important rule do not break it). The idea is that you continue on with what the person above you wrote so that it makes sense and adds to the story (has to make sense, don't write crap that doesn't make sense, if you have bad english its ok not a problem your exempt from this rule). Another rule is that you cannot post twice in a row, you have to wait till another person adds his 3 words then you post again (very important rule as well). Its amazing how cool and intersting and fun this can be. A note to the moderators if this goes ugly shut it down immediatly, last story on another forum got ungly and had to be locked so MODs keep an eye on this one. On that note, keep this clean guys this is meant to be a fun creative way of expressing yourself in 3 words.

Ok i notice a problem with this: people writing a reply and someone else beating them too it thus changing the story, in that instance just add and example.
was licking the (mocking loudly) AND pooping on the (memphiz)



KEEP IT CLEAN

[wholagun]

ok here go the first words



The soldier was...

[Operation Ivy]

a drunck bastard

[mocking_loudly_died]

who was licking

[memphiz]

pooping on a ...

[MEGR]

pretty cool ladder.

[wholagun]

when suddenly shots...

[Trigger]

of Irish Whiskey

[gaz]

... were ingested by....

[Haiw]

an angry Dutch

[Trigger]

Nazi hating baby

[Beowulf]

then, the aliens...

[wholagun]

who stumbled on...

[Trigger]

the body of

[Haiw]

late Sixgun Sympathetic

[Trigger]

also known as

[Haiw]

IsdatU, Hawke, TommyGunn,

[Trigger]

and 'Hey Douchebag'

[Haiw]

, Quon Sen Hutt,

[MEGR]

and Rick James

[Haiw]

, Osama Bin Laden,

[memphiz]

sucks moose balls...

[wholagun]

who all had...

[HooyahCQB]

toilet seats on

[Haiw]

their green heads

[Trigger]

which were covered

[Haiw]

by a pink

[gaz]

...liquid reminiscent of...

[Trigger]

Syphillitic man juice

[Uncle Sam]

...squirted all along...

[Seraphim]

Their left eye

[Beowulf]

Argyll's favorite sheep

[EvanL]

Was violated

[Uncle Sam]

...look good to...

[memphiz]

by a giraffe...

[EvanL]

who was handicapped

[Beowulf]

from magic tulips

[wholagun]

with one ********.

[Ian H]

so tried reading

[EvanL]

shaped like texas

[MVSpartan117]

Seoul Striker was

[flickme]

getting jiggy with.....

[EvanL]

roughly fingering a

[wholagun]

donkey when suddenly

[MVSpartan117]

Jack Mehoff jumps

[memphiz]

on him and...

[EvanL]

pulls out tweezers

[memphiz]

and rapes him...

[MVSpartan117]

while his *Edit* cat *Edit*

[EvanL]

Thats just wrong

[ShadowNeo]

ate a rat

[MVSpartan117]

Thats just wrong

I changed it, she could have been washing the dishes or something :roll:

[EvanL]

ate a rat
made from dingleberrys

[MVSpartan117]

who were produced by

[memphiz]

and had ***...

[ShadowNeo]

with sixgun symphony....

[MVSpartan117]

Later, walking down

[ShadowNeo]

a dark alley

[MVSpartan117]

when a bum

[ShadowNeo]

covered in honey

[memphiz]

rapes a garbagecan (yes that counts as one word)

[ShadowNeo]

the garbagecan crys

[MVSpartan117]

Disgusted, mempiz begins

[Haiw]

to join in

[ShadowNeo]

but is startled

[MVSpartan117]

by haiw who

[ShadowNeo]

wears wooden shoes...

[Vance]

and tapdances to

[MVSpartan117]

a polish gameshow

(memphiz, now tired)

[ShadowNeo]

has a rest

[UkrainianAmerican]

has a rest
on the garbagecan

[MVSpartan117]

suddenly our hero,

[Operation Ivy]

eats some ants!!!

[MVSpartan117]

begins sniffing memphiz

[Vance]

And slaps OpIvy

[Operation Ivy]

and gives him

[ShadowNeo]

a challenger 2

[Haiw]

and AIDS too

[memphiz]

then poops on...

[ShadowNeo]

an angry raccoon

[MVSpartan117]

AK-Lover, who is

[memphiz]

swollows it all

[ShadowNeo]

while ranting about

[wholagun]

about getting seconds...

[flickme]

and maybe thirds.....

[Salty Dog]

he f***ed it.

[wholagun]

then had coffee

[ShadowNeo]

with a bagel

[memphiz]

the killed sixgunn

[Salty Dog]

he f***ed it.

[Vance]

he f***ed it.

[Beowulf]

loves the ****

[Vance]

this thread sucks

[Salty Dog]

said a homo

[MVSpartan117]

NEW STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!


***********************************

One day, Bubba

[flickme]

Went huntin for....

[Salty Dog]

a hot chick

[memphiz]

said a homo
who was raped...

[Salty Dog]

by his puppy

[MVSpartan117]

a hot chick

When all the sudden

[flickme]

he stepped in....

[Salty Dog]

a hot chick

When all the sudden

he F***ed it.

[memphiz]

by his puppy
then he ate...

[to free the oppressed]

Farmgirl...

[gaz]

who was raped...

I'm sure that the fact that the term "raped" has appeared three times in this thread is a point of hilarity to some of you but for Gawds sake get a ****ing grip, it's not exactly high brow comedy is it?

[Salty Dog]

he ****ed it.

[memphiz]

who was raped...

I'm sure that the fact that the term "raped" has appeared three times in this thread is a point of hilarity to some of you but for Gawds sake get a f*** grip, it's not exactly high brow comedy is it?
:D
Gaz got raped... ;)

[Vance]

What do you expect from a forum like this :lol:

[memphiz]

cheese lots and lots of cheese

[EvanL]

***** in ******

[EvanL]

Ill decide that.

[MVSpartan117]

this threads gone to ****

[gaz]

:D
Gaz got raped... ;)

You just officially made my idiot list.

Congratulations, you share it with such luminaries as Tony Blair and that bloke who tried to scratch inside his ear with a powerdrill.

[Vance]

this threads gone to ****
I made that quite clear on page 5

[Seoulstriker]

Farmgirl walks to

[EvanL]

Farmgirl walks to
Punch Seoulstrikers Face

[Salty Dog]

Farmgirl walks to
Punch Seoulstrikers Face

seoul is dying

[memphiz]

with a hammer


You just officially made my idiot list.

Congratulations, you share it with such luminaries as Tony Blair and that bloke who tried to scratch inside his ear with a powerdrill.
your crazy :roll:

[Seoulstriker]

despite her missing

[memphiz]

despite her missing
DUN DUN DUN.....

[Seoulstriker]

CJ sees farmgirl

[Rantanplan]

sniffs worn pantys

[Seoulstriker]

enters ****** rage

[Rantanplan]

she is scared

[memphiz]

pooped ma pants

[Seoulstriker]

scared, but aroused.

[Rantanplan]

opens her blouse

[memphiz]

blows his load

[Trigger]

goes to sleep

[memphiz]

makes her clean

[Haiw]

uses her microwave

[spectre5]

To make nuggets.

[Seoulstriker]

Farmgirl, still aroused

[Maverick77]

****s on floor

[Falco]

while Califormia Joe

[Haiw]

makes Seoulstriker bleed

[Herrmannek]

and think about

[Haiw]

showering with dogs

[Herrmannek]

. This dirty thoughts

[Falco]

makes Jack Meoff

[Vance]

jack me off

[Haiw]

and Vance approves

[Seoulstriker]

. Haiw licks the floor

[Herrmannek]

to clean it from

[Falco]

the pink carpet

[UkrainianAmerican]

that was dirty

[Vance]

From Jack Mehoff's

[Haiw]

wife's masturbation session.

[MEGR]

Bill Cosby went

[Falco]

to the farm

[Seoulstriker]

and showed his

[Falco]

"thing" to farmgirl

[Herrmannek]

,but CJ was

[MEGR]

eating Jello pudding

[Ian H]

inside a barrel

[Sleeping Sun]

with a hayfork

[Falco]

poking holes in

[2Sheds_Jackson]

both her cheeks.

[Falco]

,but since when

[Sleeping Sun]

pluto was discovered

[EvanL]

in seoulstrikers anus

[M_S]

he become different

[Vance]

that he liked

[Salty Dog]

then ****ed it.

[memphiz]

with a pink..

[UkrainianAmerican]

with a pink..
south park pillow

[M_S]

which cartman had

[EvanL]

made of feathers

[memphiz]

and poo nuggets..

[UkrainianAmerican]

and poo nuggets..
And Kyle's pennies

[Haiw]

, but that's irrelevant.

[UkrainianAmerican]

Kyle collects quaters

[EvanL]

, but that's irrelevant.
for hes dumb

[UkrainianAmerican]

and very sexy

[memphiz]

with small *****

[UkrainianAmerican]

but large balls

[memphiz]

yet are useless p-)

[UkrainianAmerican]

yet are useless p-)
due to ganja

[memphiz]

yet are useless p-)
due to ganja
then poops on weiner


(got in from SNL)

[UkrainianAmerican]

check it out

[Midav]

..said osama's bitch....

[UkrainianAmerican]

Mr.Yasir Arafat

[memphiz]

who ate him...

[UkrainianAmerican]

who ate him...
And had indisgestion

[AK-Lover]

**** you guys and you're stupid ****ing story!!!! FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!! :bash: :fork: :slap: :-*$ :backhand:

[memphiz]

who ate him...
And had indisgestion
for a week

[UkrainianAmerican]

ak-lover ****ed paris hilton

[memphiz]

with his ****** p-)

[Vance]

and she said

[AK-Lover]

Memphiz straps-on!

[memphiz]

his giant condom ;)

[UkrainianAmerican]

and she said
*** on me

[memphiz]

and she said
*** on me
you man woman...

[UkrainianAmerican]

but he failed

[memphiz]

and shat himself...



edit: w00t 4th star, i dont know when though lol

[UkrainianAmerican]

and it stank

[memphiz]

like bad cheese

[UkrainianAmerican]

stinky swedish cheese

[EvanL]

from ak-lovers moms

[memphiz]

AK ate it...

[Upfrontreporting]

with great satisfaction

[Haiw]

and liked it

[M_S]

in a wierd way

[UkrainianAmerican]

and then puked

[MolliG]

all over a

[UkrainianAmerican]

*** covered Playboy

[Maine Finn]

dancing a jig

[memphiz]

spraying pee everywere...



maine finns back woot

[Upfrontreporting]

on his bed

[Maverick77]

it smelt good

[memphiz]

like american beer... p-)

[Falco]

nah canadian beer

[AK-Lover]

WTF is wrong with you guys that's ****ing sick you morons! :oops: :oops: :oops:
Oh **** my ****ing blunt, I just dropped it on the ****ing floor! Thanks alot assholes! :oops: :oops: :bash:

[memphiz]

nah canadian beer
canadian beer rules

[Haiw]

***Intermission***


WTF is wrong with you guys that's f*** sick you morons! :oops: :oops: :oops:
Oh **** my f*** blunt, I just dropped it on the f*** floor! Thanks alot assholes! :oops: :oops: :bash:
Stay the ****

out of the thread

you worthless little

piece of ****

thanks a lot

now lets go

back to the

three word story.

***End of intermission***

[memphiz]

George bush is...

[Salty Dog]

a **** bag

[Falco]

but which one?

[Haiw]

Both of 'em

[Salty Dog]

the one here

[Falco]

oh I see

[memphiz]

but he doesnt...

[Falco]

Yes I do

[Salty Dog]

down came god...

[memphiz]

with a might 'THUMP'

[Salty Dog]

and he said....

[memphiz]

ma balls hurt

[Salty Dog]

pass tha blunt

[Haiw]

from assraping AK-lover

[memphiz]

pass tha blunt
thatz good shiznit...

[AK-Lover]

yes it is! :D

[AK-Lover]

yes it is! :D

[Salty Dog]

pass tha blunt
thatz good shiznit...

yeeahhh brotha! pass that shizzle god said fo shizzle

[memphiz]

pass tha blunt
thatz good shiznit...

yeeahhh brotha! pass that shizzle god said fo shizzle
fo shizzle ma nizzle,
snoop doggity dog

[AK-Lover]

whaz izzzle da nizzzle fashizzle da wizzle?

[Salty Dog]

whaz izzzle da nizzzle fashizzle da wizzle?

shut the **** up!

[AK-Lover]

whatz you're ****ing problem mother****er! I'm gonna ****ing kill you if i see you bitch **** you leave me alone mtoehrufkcer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :bash: :fork: :slap: :backhand:

[Haiw]

Goddamnit... GET BACK ON YOUR MEDICATION! NOW!!

[Maine Finn]

spraying pee everywere...



maine finns back woot

Only for a little while... but I'm working on it!
:hug:

[memphiz]

spraying pee everywere...



maine finns back woot

Only for a little while... but I'm working on it!
:hug:
sweet :hug:
i have my own thread check it out