Rape in the red Army

[Ericsson]

the russian Army averages some 500 suicides a year
dedovshchina that's why
here we go
1 the Elephant
this one gets it's name from russian gaz masks
whitch comes whit trunklike tubes through which you breathe.
the ded forces a dukh to put a mask,seals the end of the trunk-cutting
off the dukhs air supply and makes him recipe army regulations,sing patriotic soviet war songs or ??run laps till he passes out.sometimes when the soldier starts turning blue the ded opens the air duct and as the
soldiers takes a gasp of air, slams him in the solar plexus.

2-the crazy deer
this one is self flagellation pure and simple
the ded orders the dukh to cross his hands over his forehead and
bang his head against a wall.as often as not this one ends whit a concussion

3-
the Birdie;
this probably the most sadistic form of dedovshchina
gets its name from a diminutive of the russian abbreviation for
a field telephone.Hard to ****,n believe, the ones feared red army still relies on field telephones that are charged by cranking a la telephones circa 1930 ??the ded wraps a wire from the phone around each of the dukh's big toes and then starts cranking.
the faster he cranks the more shoking the experience..

4-
Billiards;
Even in the savage world of dedovshchina , some forms
of cruelty are so brutal that they can only be employed on rare
special occasions. billierds is one of them.
it consists of 2 parts;the ded first sticks a pool ball in the dukh' mouth and
then starts whacking it whit a cue. at best the dukh can expect some chipped teeth. at worse the game progresses to anal level and everyone laughs while a teenager gets raped whit a pool cue__> russia strong ?

more latter....

[American Patriot]

that's a typical weekend for Hawkeye

[Henry's Fork]

OUCH.

Thanks for the info. Any links?

I doubt my armchair arse would want to go into combat with some guys who just hazed me almost to death every other week.

[StukaJr]

I'll take Number 3, fries and a coke.

Good job getting taken in by media induced hysteria - sit, think and chill the feck out!

[Laworkerbee]

that's a typical weekend for Hawkeye

rofl rofl rofl good one

Oh Ericsson I thought you only hated Jews, but Slavs make your hate list as well eh? :backhand:

[TR1]

funny, I happen to knwo people who are actually serving in the army now...and they have not mentioned any of this....as far as theya re concerned this whole thing is completely overblown...although certainly does occur.

rape with a billard pole????
yeah, whatever dude.

[StukaJr]

^^ I think he accidentally posted the instructions from his dildo manual.

[RomanS]

There is also the

5 - Silly Wabit (practiced mostly in the Northern Fleet)

ded takes the dukh wearing a bunny suit and sticks him into a torpedo bay head in first. Usually happens in Typhoon class submarines. He than ataches an old tape player with a Soviet's Naval anthem playing on a loop, and waits for American Subs or Ships to float by. He than launches the poor dukh out towards the American vessel. The dukh is flying at the speed of waterfall, wobling his feet and big ass ears, and a cute floffy tail, as Americans dont know what to do. Not many dukhs survive this hazing.


6 - Krushchev's Shoe Bang

A giant shoe is filled with 4-5 young dukhs so that only their heads sticking out, lifted up by a military crane 90 ft, and banged against a ground with a ded screaming over the loud speaker "WE WILL BURRY YOU"

[Henry's Fork]

Since being a n00b on the russian military, i take it from all these posts from the russian members that all this hazing is overblown hype?!?!?!?!?

[TR1]

Since being a n00b on the russian military, i take it from all these posts from the russian members that all this hazing is overblown hype?!?!?!?!?

you can say that again. although it definitly exists, and stronger measures have to be taken against it.

[cepera]

the russian Army averages some 500 suicides a year
dedovshchina that's why
here we go
1 the Elephant

2-the crazy deer

3-
the Birdie;

4-
Billiards;

more latter....

Which torpedo bay is he shooting from...finnish, polish or american ?

Roman, can you spot this vermin?

[Dima-RussianArms]

^^ I think he accidentally posted the instructions from his dildo manual.

rofl rofl rofl

Instant classic

[Neoboy]

I take it the original poster isn't very fond of Russia. My dad served back in the days in the Russian army (well it was just USSR) and he can't recall any pool cue incidents. Bullying is something that happens in every army to an extent, this is a little article from today's Sun (British newspaper):




Rookie marines' vile bean ritual

Two sick Royal Marine instructors ordered recruits to smear baked beans on their genitals - and then forced other rookies to lick it off.

The corporals returned from a drunken night out to wake up their 30 trainees at the elite commando training centre. They doled out tins of beans to a group of shocked teenagers and ordered a vile ritual. Horrified comrades were forced to watch the naked spectacle - which lasted nearly an hour, The Sun was told.

Top brass at the base in Lympstone, Devon, called in the military police Special Investigation Branch after official complaints. The NCOs have been posted away from training duties. A Royal Marine spokesman confirmed that an investigation was taking place. A senior officer said: "This sort of behaviour is totally abhorrent and not what we stand for. They have let the corps down badly." It is the third bullying scandal to hit the Royal Marines in six months. The sun uncovered a shocking video of 16 naked rookies from 40 Commando being pelted with eggs. Another showed **** recruits forced to fight, before one was kicked unconscious

Cadet's vavuum assault

A 16 year old soldier was ******ly assaulted with a vacuum cleaner hose in a dormitory attack by collegues. Three army recruits have been arrested by military cops for the attack of the youth. The thugs pinned the soldier to his bunk in the middle of the night and shaved his legs and groin before carrying out the horrific attack. All four were on a 42 week basic training course at the Army Foundation College in Harrogate, North Yorks. An Army spokesman said: "The special investigation branch is investigating." In a second scandal to hit the college, it emerged that a bullied 17 year old girl survived a paracetamol overdose days earlier.


So yeah bullying isn't just something that happens in Russian army, I'm pretty sure there are other incidents in armies all over the world.

[liberation]

I take it the original poster isn't very fond of Russia. My dad served back in the days in the Russian army (well it was just USSR) and he can't recall any pool cue incidents. Bullying is something that happens in every army to an extent, this is a little article from today's Sun (British newspaper):



So yeah bullying isn't just something that happens in Russian army, I'm pretty sure there are other incidents in armies all over the world.

Not like in the impoverished, overwhelmingly conscript Russian military. The Russian military operatives take hazing to unparralled proportions.

Remember the Russian conscript who had to have his genitals amputated after a particulary brutal induction into the Motorised Rifle Division?

[Sergei]

Sheesh, I thought this thread was going to be all over again about the Beevor's 200000000000 gazillion rapes in Berlin....
The red army still scares the **** of the author except there is none.

[50pushman]

Kakoi hren etu hernyu nasral zdes?

[Mr.K]

they have billiard cues in the russian army? The article lost all its credibility.

[Grimm]

If it's true, this is sick!
every noob in any armed forces get hazed in one way or another..

[Para]

They know how to have fun over there