Sea Water

[EvanL]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/whale.jpg
rofl rofl

[memphiz]

pfff thats nothing... :D

[Trigger]

Nice...Except that's a Whale Shark :cantbeli:

[James]

400 gallons. Giant testes. Amazing.

[Sierra]

its a fake pic! but still funny! :D

[Trigger]

Arrrrrrrrrrrgh
So it begins. :fork:

What's really funny is that EvanLloyd started this one...

Hellooooooo....***** Thread
p-) Harrrrr! rofl

[digrar]

I don't know if it's a fake or not but that is how big whale sharks are. They around the West Coast of Australia, they are a big tourist attraction where people get to dive with them.

[He219]

Blue Whales (http://www.earthwindow.com/blue.html#) are the largest mammals in the Seas, possibly the largest animal to ever inhabit the earth .....

http://www.earthwindow.com/images/blue19.jpg



Whale sharks are the largest of the Sharks and feed on plankton and krill ...

http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/Gallery/descript/whaleshark/rh.typus.JPG

[wholagun]

Nice...Except that's a Whale Shark :cantbeli:

WTF are you studying marine biology?

[MolliG]

Anyone ever seen a Blue Whales *****? I have (on the BBC), 15+ feet long and all flexible like some kind of snake... Seoul would blow if he saw one! ;)

[Romulus]

its a fake pic! but still funny!

Pic is real my friend.

[Operation Ivy]

AWsome :P

[cut]

Blue Whales (http://www.earthwindow.com/blue.html#) are the largest mammals in the Seas, possibly the largest animal to ever inhabit the earth .....

http://www.earthwindow.com/images/blue19.jpg



Whale sharks are the largest of the Sharks and feed on plankton and krill ...

http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/Gallery/descript/whaleshark/rh.typus.JPG

Blue whales are the largest mammals, and whale sharks are the biggest fish.

[Seoulstriker]

OMG! EVAN LLOYD STARTED A ***** THREAD!!!!

:P

[Wilco]

The picture is infact real but:


This
bit of Internet insanity has one key point running against it: it's not a photograph of a blue whale.

The star of this celebrated picture is a whale shark, a genteel marine critter which is not a whale but rather a member of the shark family. Specimens of this species can grow to be 46 feet long and weigh up to 15 tons. On average, they reach about 25 feet in length.

In contrast, blue whales can grow to be 94 feet long and weigh up to 174 tons. An average one will be about 80 feet long and weigh about 120 tons.

The whale shark (like all sharks) lacks a *****, so the circled item in the photo above is not that, no matter what it looks like. (Male sharks perform their part of the mating process with the aid of their two claspers, rod-like appendages of their pelvic fins that are rotated and inserted into the female's cloaca at mating time.)

As to what the item hanging down is, the best guess from folks who study sharks has it that part of a female shark's intestines extruded through her cloaca, probably because of the ropes cutting into her.

Regarding how much sperm a blue whale ejaculates, we've yet to encounter the researcher who would admit having studied this. Ergo, the e-mail's claims about the ejaculatory habits of this creature (400 gallons of sperm per emission, 360 of which ends up in the ocean) should be viewed as literary embellishment.


http://snopes.com/photos/whale.asp

[Seraphim]

Ya dont sharks have two *****.

[Salty Dog]

Ya dont sharks have two *****.

*****es?....peni?

[SOG]

has anyobne seen that bitchin "animals have ***" on discovery? they had a bird who did some mating calls, couldnt catch any tail, so it goes back to its nest, drags out it recently deceased dead partner bird, and uh, starts to **** it. or they had the wolve that mounted a female but couldnt pull his genetilia out because of the swelling. sometimes the wolves twig is stuck for up to 30 minutes, thats how you get your talk time gals!

on to the main attraction, the blue has the largest ***** of any creature currently living, can grow up to ten feet long, and shoots so much seamen that whales can actually push another whales sperm out of the female whale with thier own. this often leads to whales competing to see who gets the last "shot" and in the end impregnation.

im buying that damn episode on dvd.

[Falco]

Oh damn ...

[Seraphim]

Ya dont sharks have two *****.

Well on National Geographic, on the program Critter Cam...sharks have two appendages called clasps....I guess those are its *****'s? or is it *****es......