How To Be A Ninja

[memphiz]

http://www.geocities.com/beanijawarrior/

[Ratamacue]

Beowulf, take heed. p-)

[James]

I am a ninja.

Oh yes...

[memphiz]

"oh no, i cant breath"
*WHAP, hits floor*

[James]

Rise, young Memphiz...

Breathe...

[Ratamacue]

I am a ninja.

Oh yes...

Dude, you're too tall to be a Ninja. :roll:

[James]

I am not.

[Salty Dog]

i saw a ninja one time...and he had to be at least......7'6"...

[Seoulstriker]

http://www.realultimatepower.net/


Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.



And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.



Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).



Q and A:.





Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas?

A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.



Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.



Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

[Wilco]

That website is a joke :P .


As long as I can stop a Ninja with a 7.62mm, I'm fine :D .

[AK-Lover]

Oh damn you SeoulStriker you beat me to it! Oh well, that is the greatest page on the web, besides MP.Net :D
That page is sooo ****ing funny! rofl rofl rofl

[memphiz]

Rise, young Memphiz...

Breathe...
*breathes*
wow i was out all night :oops:

[basket of soft kittens]

uhhh... are you sore ? james might have taken adavatage of when you were passed out.

[memphiz]

uhhh... are you sore ? james might have taken adavatage of when you were passed out.
:|

[basket of soft kittens]

beryy berry sorry sir

*slaps himself

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

http://www.realultimatepower.net/


Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.



And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.



Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).



Q and A:.





Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas?

A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.



Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.



Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?

A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)

Delta..its soo highspeed..like all the gear in ****....
ahahah rofl

[Ichhabe]

The best part was the hate mail that he got. rofl rofl
Grown ups that could not see the fun in this... Hehe.

I want a Ninja T-shirt. Cause ninja's are sweet. :D

[ShadowNeo]

Am I the only one that found the website slightly practical rofl , I honestly didn't know you could do that with a T-shirt. Now I know what I can use if I forget my shemagh...