memphiz

[Salty Dog]

yo memphiz, you wanna hang out? i figure we're both sittin here on our computers. i'm coming up to canada right now, what do you want to do?

[memphiz]

sweet, i say we go to Vancouver and pick up some hookers and kill em :D

[Salty Dog]

sweet, i say we go to Vancouver and pick up some hookers and kill em :D

i say that's the best idea i've heard so far today! :P

[memphiz]

i know im geniuos, then we can fly to 'Dutch'land and find Haiw, and steal his wooden shoes
MWAHAHA

[Salty Dog]

i know im geniuos, then we can fly to 'Dutch'land and find Haiw, and steal his wooden shoes
MWAHAHA

alright. sounds good.

[Salty Dog]

well i am going to get a haircut.

[memphiz]

you should get a mohawk

[gaz]

You should both try and get laid - it might use up some of this ****** aggression you keep plastering the boards with. :D

[Salty Dog]

You should both try and get laid - it might use up some of this ****** aggression you keep plastering the boards with. :D

how about i **** yo.....i mean.....uhhh....ummm....shut up! :oops:

[memphiz]

You should both try and get laid - it might use up some of this ****** aggression you keep plastering the boards with. :D
your just mad because i didnt include you in my picture ;)

dont worry im making a new one...

[gaz]

your just mad because i didnt include you in my picture ;)


I haven't a clue what you're talking about which works out quite nicely because I also don't care.

[memphiz]

your just mad because i didnt include you in my picture ;)


I haven't a clue what you're talking about which works out quite nicely because I also don't care.
:(

[MolliG]

*Waves hands.* Come pick me up!

[memphiz]

i pick MolliG :)
http://www.imageshack.us/img2/9308/Duthcland.jpg

[Rantanplan]

cheez farm rofl

[Salty Dog]

i pick MolliG :)
http://www.imageshack.us/img2/9308/Duthcland.jpg

rofl

[memphiz]

:D i just relized i spelt cheese wrong, lol.

[Haiw]

rofl
Get yo hands off my shoes ya little prick. The last time something happened to my wooden shoes Tane Angle almost got killed... I can't assure your survival if you insist on stealing my shoes. :fork:

[memphiz]

rofl
Get yo hands off my shoes ya little prick. The last time something happened to my wooden shoes Tane Angle almost got killed... I can't assure your survival if you insist on stealing my shoes. :fork:
:D we're wearing CADPAT so were vertually invisible ;)

[Salty Dog]

rofl
Get yo hands off my shoes ya little prick. The last time something happened to my wooden shoes Tane Angle almost got killed... I can't assure your survival if you insist on stealing my shoes. :fork:

send $300,000,000 to swiss bank acount number 2556F989902S or the shoes get it!......that's right...*starts up the wood chipper*.............you've got 2 days. :backhand:

[memphiz]

rofl
Get yo hands off my shoes ya little prick. The last time something happened to my wooden shoes Tane Angle almost got killed... I can't assure your survival if you insist on stealing my shoes. :fork:

send $300,000,000 to swiss bank acount number 2556F989902S or the shoes get it!......that's right...*starts up the wood chipper*.............you've got 2 days. :backhand:
HAHA rofl
you better do it, ,and double the money

[Haiw]

Time to teach you little brats a little lesson of respect. Meeet.... the most powerfull weapon in the world:

http://home.quicknet.nl/qn/prive/ca.oud/fluffy.jpg
Fluffy's gonna kick your asses!

[Salty Dog]

Time to teach you little brats a little lesson of respect. Meeet.... the most powerfull weapon in the world:

http://home.quicknet.nl/qn/prive/ca.oud/fluffy.jpg
Fluffy's gonna kick your asses!

fluffy can only scare a man so much. but someone that is desperate enough to steal some wooden shoes, fears nothing anymore.

[memphiz]

fluffys going down
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/cattrim2.jpg

[Haiw]

Fluffy has hidden powers...I can't reveal them at this time, but believe me...you'll get to know them when you continue your foolery.

[Herrmannek]

fluffys going down
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/cattrim2.jpg

HA you cut wrong fluffy, Mighty Fluffy isn't cat!

[memphiz]

Fluffy has hidden powers...I can't reveal them at this time, but believe me...you'll get to know them when you continue your foolery.
Mr. Bald kitty has magic voodoo Candian powers ;) and can stop fluffys powers with his telpathic mind

[Haiw]

Dude...yours is a CAT. Mine is a DOG. Dog > Cat. Easy as that. Now back off and get me a sandwich.

[Salty Dog]

Dude...yours is a CAT. Mine is a DOG. Dog > Cat. Easy as that. Now back off and get me a sandwich.


vrrrrrroooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm vrrooooooooooooooooommmm! you hear that?....thats the ****in woodchipper! 2 days....or say good bye.

[Falco]

Technically this is a cat too

http://www.sharrock.com/calendar04_snow.jpg

[Haiw]

Dude...yours is a CAT. Mine is a DOG. Dog > Cat. Easy as that. Now back off and get me a sandwich.


vrrrrrroooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm vrrooooooooooooooooommmm! you hear that?....thats the f*** woodchipper! 2 days....or say good bye.
*bliep bliep bliep*
You hear that? That's the arming sequence of a 250 megaton nuclear warhead. Back off...or say good bye.

[memphiz]

Dude...yours is a CAT. Mine is a DOG. Dog > Cat. Easy as that. Now back off and get me a sandwich.
mines a mini lion man , look...err....but if all else fails i pick Falcos cat

[Salty Dog]

Dude...yours is a CAT. Mine is a DOG. Dog > Cat. Easy as that. Now back off and get me a sandwich.


vrrrrrroooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm vrrooooooooooooooooommmm! you hear that?....thats the f*** woodchipper! 2 days....or say good bye.
*bliep bliep bliep*
You hear that? That's the arming sequence of a 250 megaton nuclear warhead. Back off...or say good bye.

well if i'm going down, i'm takin the shoes with me!!!

[memphiz]

Dude...yours is a CAT. Mine is a DOG. Dog > Cat. Easy as that. Now back off and get me a sandwich.


vrrrrrroooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm vrrooooooooooooooooommmm! you hear that?....thats the f*** woodchipper! 2 days....or say good bye.
*bliep bliep bliep*
You hear that? That's the arming sequence of a 250 megaton nuclear warhead. Back off...or say good bye.

well if i'm going down, i'm takin the shoes with me!!!
*slowly starts to walk backwards away from nuke and wood chipper*

[memphiz]

*ooo yeah, grind, crack,....spluuuurge*
you know that was, Seoul have *** witth your shoes

[Salty Dog]

Dude...yours is a CAT. Mine is a DOG. Dog > Cat. Easy as that. Now back off and get me a sandwich.


vrrrrrroooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm vrrooooooooooooooooommmm! you hear that?....thats the f*** woodchipper! 2 days....or say good bye.
*bliep bliep bliep*
You hear that? That's the arming sequence of a 250 megaton nuclear warhead. Back off...or say good bye.

well if i'm going down, i'm takin the shoes with me!!!
*slowly starts to walk backwards away from nuke and wood chipper*

yo bro, i guess you don't wanna play hard ball, ya ****in sellout!...if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen!

[Haiw]

*nukes entire earth, then buys new shoes*
It's not that much of a deal...geez.

[memphiz]

Dude...yours is a CAT. Mine is a DOG. Dog > Cat. Easy as that. Now back off and get me a sandwich.


vrrrrrroooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm vrrooooooooooooooooommmm! you hear that?....thats the f*** woodchipper! 2 days....or say good bye.
*bliep bliep bliep*
You hear that? That's the arming sequence of a 250 megaton nuclear warhead. Back off...or say good bye.

well if i'm going down, i'm takin the shoes with me!!!
*slowly starts to walk backwards away from nuke and wood chipper*

yo bro, i guess you don't wanna play hard ball, ya f*** sellout!...if you can't stand the heat get out of the kitchen!
*gets out of the kitchen*
im good now i just had to "handle something"

*beep boop bleep boopidy *****
you know what that is now, thats 10 ICBM's being aimed at DutchLand

*chop chop meeeerrrr*
that was part of your shoe

[Salty Dog]

****, you've won this time! BUT I'LL BE BACK! I' WILL RETURN!

[memphiz]

*goes back in time and dissarms all Haiw's bombs,*
*freezes time and puts Haiws hand on a gay dudes butt*

[Haiw]

*cancels memphiz' actions*
*goes back in time to rape memphiz' mother before he was born, so memphiz becomes my son*

[memphiz]

*cancels memphiz' actions*
*goes back in time to rape memphiz' mother before he was born, so memphiz becomes my son*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*also goes back in time and rapes Haiws mother so he will become my inbred dad/son....*
yeah thats it...yep

[Haiw]

*cancels memphiz' actions*
*goes back in time to rape memphiz' mother before he was born, so memphiz becomes my son*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*also goes back in time and rapes Haiws mother so he will become my inbred dad/son....*
yeah thats it...yep
Too late...too late...

[cheesy dark vader voice]I AM YOUR FATHER!![/cheesy dark vader voice]

[memphiz]

*cancels memphiz' actions*
*goes back in time to rape memphiz' mother before he was born, so memphiz becomes my son*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*also goes back in time and rapes Haiws mother so he will become my inbred dad/son....*
yeah thats it...yep
Too late...too late...

[cheesy dark vader voice]I AM YOUR FATHER!![/cheesy dark vader voice]
[cheesy luke skywalker voice] NOOOOOOOOOOOO [/cheesy skywalker voice]

[wholagun]

why isn't Haiw wearing orange again? He has to be wearing orange - you ain't Dutch unless you wear orange.

[Salty Dog]

[pretty descent hansolo voice] i am banging your sister/daughter....you know....just keepin you in the loop....[/pretty descent hansolo voice]

[Falco]

[cheesy Yoda voice]His son you are ... [/cheesy Yoda voice]

[memphiz]

why isn't Haiw wearing orange again? He has to be wearing orange - you ain't Dutch unless you wear orange.
oh really, i wear orange alot...mabey Haiw is my dad... :|



[pretty descent hansolo voice] i am banging your sister/daughter....you know....just keepin you in the loop....[/pretty descent hansolo voice]
[luke voice] what, me too. we're one big inbred happy family. Hayuk [/luke voice]

[Salty Dog]

why isn't Haiw wearing orange again? He has to be wearing orange - you ain't Dutch unless you wear orange.
oh really, i wear orange alot...mabey Haiw is my dad... :|



[pretty descent hansolo voice] i am banging your sister/daughter....you know....just keepin you in the loop....[/pretty descent hansolo voice]
[luke voice] what, me too. we're one big inbred happy family. Hayuk [/luke voice]

[pretty descent hansolo voice] OH **** THAT! that 2 timin inbred ho, nah bitch! [/pretty descent hansolo voice]

[memphiz]

why isn't Haiw wearing orange again? He has to be wearing orange - you ain't Dutch unless you wear orange.
oh really, i wear orange alot...mabey Haiw is my dad... :|



[pretty descent hansolo voice] i am banging your sister/daughter....you know....just keepin you in the loop....[/pretty descent hansolo voice]
what, me too. we're one big inbred happy family. Hayuk [/luke voice]

[pretty descent hansolo voice] OH f*** THAT! that 2 timin inbred ho, nah bitch! [/pretty descent hansolo voice]
[luke] dant you talk about my gat dang! girlfriend/sister/daughter like that, or i bite ya ear off

[Merik]

I have been laughing so hard after the first two pages that I couldnt read the last two.

[memphiz]

i have that effect on people

[EvanL]

ahhhhhhhhhhh *brain explodes all over Haiws face*

[memphiz]

ahhhhhhhhhhh *brain explodes all over Haiws face*
complicated thread eh

[EvanL]

ahhhhhhhhhhh *brain explodes all over Haiws face*
complicated thread eh
No i just thought id let loose and let my brain explode.

[memphiz]

ahhhhhhhhhhh *brain explodes all over Haiws face*
complicated thread eh
No i just thought id let loose and let my brain explode.
i see
*brains explodes*
man thats fun..i need a docter

[EvanL]

ahhhhhhhhhhh *brain explodes all over Haiws face*
complicated thread eh
No i just thought id let loose and let my brain explode.
i see
*brains explodes*
man thats fun..i need a docter
*calls Dr. Seuss*
*Dr Seuss sends two star bellied sneeches over to memphiz's house and injext him with a hazooble of hazeebies*

[Haiw]

*kicks Dr Seuss' ass with new wooden shoes*

[Salty Dog]

*takes a **** on Haiw*

[MolliG]

*Shouts* Go do that ****, no pun intended, in some ****' studio, you dirty buggers!

[EvanL]

shizer

[SOG]

sweet, i say we go to Vancouver and pick up some hookers and kill em :D

you cant kill em, there already dead inside! rofl

(family guy humor)

[memphiz]

:| wooh im confused

***** in ******

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***** in ******

Thats the way it should be buddy, were am I in your pictures?

[memphiz]

***** in ******

Thats the way it should be buddy, were am I in your pictures?
umm ill add you in the Super Tanuki San one ;) do you want the rhino from your avatar in it? or what?

theres lots places the wang can go on a womans body ;)