God made women

[Jack Mehoff]

First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing."
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.

Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.

Then he added a mouth.
Ruining the whole ****ing thing

[Midav]

rofl

[Sierra]

rofl
LMAO! :D
rofl

[stuntman]

First the Lord made man in the Garden of Eden.
Then he said to himself, "There's something he's needing."
After casting about for a suitable pearl,
He kept messing around and created a girl.

Two beautiful legs, so long and so slender,
Round, slim, and firm, and ever so tender.
Two lovely hips to increase his desire,
And rounded and firm to bring out the fire.
Two lovely breasts, so full and so proud,
Commanding his eyes, as he whispers aloud.
Two lovely arms, just aching to bless you,
And two loving hands, to soothe and caress you.
Soft, cascading hair hung down over her shoulder,
And two dreamy eyes, just to make him grow bolder.
'Twas made for a man, just to make his heart sing.

Then he added a mouth.
Ruining the whole ****ing thing
FUNNY
Wow the thought in my nightmares of you attacking me in central park are now full of dreams of me attacking you! Well anyways nice poem and is that Directed to any one specific? (cough cough Farmgirl eh em) p-)

A little off topic does any one know the name of the woman who was created before Eve?
In case you think I'm crazy let me quote the old testiment!
Book of Genisis and it starts in Chapter 1 Verse 26 in the King James version!
V27 "So God created man in his own image; in the image of God he created him; MALE and FEMALE he created them" ?? Wierd huh?

[Dennis G]

:lol:

[ShotOver]

rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl

[Haiw]

Not entirely correct; the mouth was made for giving head. The problem was that for some weird reason women got the ability to talk with it. ;)

[UkrainianAmerican]

rofl
So true!

[farmgirl]

nice, Jack..... :roll:

rofl

[Jack Mehoff]

nice, Jack..... :roll:

rofl
You know i love you

[Jack Mehoff]

Roses r red
Violets r blue
Sugar is sweet
and so r u

and so r they
that send u this
and when we meet
we'll have a kiss

Choclate is brown
hearts r red
if u wont be my valentine
ill ask that other gurl instead (farmgirl)

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

if u wont be my valentine
ill ask that other gurl instead (farmgirl)

Your smooooth dude :lol:

[Jack Mehoff]

God made man and Satan said "my turn".

[Midtown]

Satan knows how to sculpt, i'll give that basterd that much credit

[Ichhabe]

...and the Lord saw that Adam was lonely. In Adam's sleep, the Lord remove a rib from Adam's chest,...and made the first Load speaker.