Great lines

[Hellfish]

What are some good lines - from lyrics, people, mp.net, poems, movies, sentences, jokes, etc. - that you've heard or read?

One of my favs:


No! I am not Prince Hamlet, nor was meant to be;
Am an attendant lord, one that will do
To swell a progress, start a scene or two,
Advise the prince; no doubt, an easy tool,
Deferential, glad to be of use,
Politic, cautious, and meticulous;
Full of high sentence, but a bit obtuse;
At times, indeed, almost ridiculous—
Almost, at times, the Fool.

I grow old … I grow old …
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.
Shall I part my hair behind?
Do I dare to eat a peach?

I shall wear white flannel trousers,
and walk upon the beach.
I have heard the mermaids singing,
each to each.

I do not think that they will sing to me.

I have seen them riding seaward on the waves
Combing the white hair of the waves blown back
When the wind blows the water white and black.

We have lingered in the chambers of the sea
By sea-girls wreathed with seaweed red and brown
Till human voices wake us, and we drown.

-T.S. Eliot, Lovesong of J. Alfred Prufrock

[Blumenteufel]

Nice Idea!

"I mean to live forever or die in the attempt" - Yossarian, Catch 22

[hell]

If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined, he will meet with success unexpected in common hours.
- Henry David Thoreau




Where did all them f*cking Indians come from?
- General George Custer

[ed316]

"You can't rape the willing"
-ed316

[Blarney]

Thoreau....what a hippie, his essaies were bland and but a pleading grasp for attention. Had we gone his way, we'd probably not need to be bombed into the stone age as we already would be there...

[2Sheds_Jackson]

From an execution in TX that happened today;

"This is some nasty."

-Lamont Reese, 28, as the lethal injection drugs began to take effect in his system.

[Hellfish]

Thoreau....what a hippie, his essaies were bland and but a pleading grasp for attention. Had we gone his way, we'd probably not need to be bombed into the stone age as we already would be there...

Ireland isn't too far out of the stone age. They rank just above Afghanistan, last I checked.

[EvanL]

Ireland isn't too far out of the stone age. They rank just above Afghanistan, last I checked.
He's a yank.

[Hellfish]

Liar. Anybody named "Blarney" is an Irishman with an identity crisis.

[EvanL]

Liar. Anybody named "Blarney" is an Irishman with an identity crisis.
Or a yank with an identity crisis.

[B25Hmitchell]

Deep Cover starring Lawrence Fishburne


Scumbag guy to Lawrence Fishburne: "Have you ever f****d two women at the same time ?"


Lawrence Fishburne: "Yeah, your mother and your father."

[EvanL]

evan we've been fighting over stupid crap for the past 3 years
will it ever stop ?
-RomanS (2minutes ago)

[TR1]

"probably not"
-EvanLloyd
(2 minutes ago)

[Greek soldier]

"There are no eternal enemies or friends, only our interests are eternal"

Lord Palmerston

[Anthony91]

"All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."

-Lieutenant General Lewis Burwell "Chesty" Puller

[ArmedPacifist]

"Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much"
-Oscar Wilde

[ed316]

What's up with the 1/2 second message before your comment is posted?

[Laconian]

"The only thing worse than a politician is a child molester" - Rip Torn in EXTREME PREJUDICE

Why is it of the 49 million people in this country, I know YOU on sight by name & date of birth? - My old street partner to a mope, 1990.

Well, young fellow, you might as well be happy, because nobody gives f**k if you're not. Police Inspector in One Police Plaza

The wolf may lose his teeth but not his nature - Axioms of the Mafia Manager

Nothing weighs less than a promise - Mafia Manager

If you don't spot the mark in your first half hour at the table; you're it-Mafia Manager

A handful of luck is worth more than a truckful of wisdom

[CPLHUNTER]

"All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time."

-Lieutenant General Lewis Burwell "Chesty" Puller

Or another classic from Chesty:

We're surrounded...that simplies the problem.

Or this quote from Captain Williams (Belleau Woods)

Retreat, hell! We just got here!"

[gaz]

You're like a thalidomide baby typing with your one good flipper - California Joe

K, I'll make it simple for you:
The day you get Special attached to your name is when you compete in the retard Olympics, Sure your parents will cheer you on – but deep down inside they will realize they just have a kid with a f*cked up face that runs like crippled chicken.
Now that's out of the way should I tag you as “Mockings Bitch” on your arm or your forehead? - Mocking_Loudly_Died

[Anthony91]

Or another classic from Chesty:

We're surrounded...that simplies the problem.

Or this quote from Captain Williams (Belleau Woods)

Retreat, hell! We just got here!"

and another from Chesty:

"You are the 1st Marines! Not all the communists in hell can overrun you!"

[Zarathustra]

"I'd rather date an ugly black chick than a cute asian."
-Zarathustra, another forum.

[Macs.]

"I'd rather date an ugly black chick than a cute asian."
-Zarathustra, another forum.

Zarathustra is stupid.
-Macs

[ed316]

"Zarathustra has no self esteem"
-ed316

[EvanL]

Zarathrusta Sucks
-Jesus
56BC

[Violet Fashion by Mindy]

Anything in Dr Strangelove

[CPLHUNTER]

"I'd rather date an ugly black chick than a cute asian."
-Zarathustra, another forum.

so you would rather have this over this?

[ed316]

He's a gay French guy.

[CPLHUNTER]

He's a gay French guy.

Ok, it all makes sense now

[Redguy]

"I know nothing except the fact of my ignorance."

Socrates

[Swedish Chef]

I've got 'em right where I want 'em - surrounded from the inside.
SFC Jerry "Mad Dog" Shriver.

[Rantanplan]

Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy. - Clint Eastwood

[Swedish Chef]

From the TV series "The Wire":
-Don't knock the Greeks- they invented civilization.
-Yeah, ass f*cking too.

No offense to the Greeks.

[gaz]

Zarathrusta Sucks
-Jesus
56BC

That Jesus was one hell of a bloke to say something like that 56 years before he was even born. It's no wonder they named a religion after him.

[EvanL]

That Jesus was one hell of a bloke to say something like that 56 years before he was even born. It's no wonder they named a religion after him.
It's a slight family guy reference.

[gaz]

Despite the fact I've been compared to both the dog and the baby I've still never actually seen it.

[Hellfish]

You wouldn't like it. I don't think you like most anything.

[EvanL]

Despite the fact I've been compared to both the dog and the baby I've still never actually seen it.
From what I know you for on the site, you would think some things were brilliant and other things "complete gob****e".

[gaz]

You can't say something is gobsh*te, a gobsh*te is a term for a person, as in "Jack is a gobsh*te". You'd just say it was sh*te.

[EvanL]

You can't say something is gobsh*te, a gob****e is a term for a person, as in "Jack is a gobsh*te". You'd just say it was sh*te.
I will certainly remember that for next time.
Family Guy is best enjoyed with a group of people though as it is sad to laugh outloud on your own. And beer.

[gaz]

You wouldn't like it. I don't think you like most anything.

I thought Zero 7 were great when I saw them live for the third time last month.

[Hellfish]

I hate you. Keep rubbing it in. Someday you'll get your comeuppance.

[EvanL]

I hate you. Keep rubbing it in. Someday you'll get your comeuppance.
Nooooo comeuppance!!!

[gaz]

I already have. Audioslave have pulled out of the Leeds Festival so I won't fulfill one of my ambitions and see Chris Cornell live. I'll just have to make do with Pearl Jam, Muse, Primal Scream and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. I might even take in some Less than Jake, Reel Big Fish and Placebo too.

[EvanL]

I already have. Audioslave have pulled out of the Leeds Festival so I won't fulfill one of my ambitions and see Chris Cornell live. I'll just have to make do with Pearl Jam, Muse, Primal Scream and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. I might even take in some Less than Jake, Reel Big Fish and Placebo too.
That should be wicked! I didn't even know Primal Scream was still going around. BUt I just checked out some recent stuff and saw they released an album this year. I'll ghave to check it out.
I was thinking of going to see Live perform, but their kind of too much of a jesus rock band for my liking.

[Hellfish]

The YYYs are totally overrated.

[gaz]

The YYYs are totally overrated.

I agree to an extent, but I bet they put on a great live show.

[Hellfish]

Anyone on heroin and with a natual ability to slut themselves out would put on a great show. Iggy Pop, for example.

[EvanL]

Gaz have you ever listened to Metric?

[ElHombre]

i'd ask how dumb can he can get, except i'm afraid he'd take it as a challenge.

did you say something important, or are you just warming up your jaw to give me a b***job?

if i can, you will.

-me

[kamarian]

I've Fallen for you like a blind roofer.

- Topper Harley

[Miles.]

Maybe the poor **** was sufferin' from inoperable cancer or some ****.

- Silvio Dante (Steven Van Zandt)

[31Charlie]

Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and f*ck the prom queen.

- Sean Connery in The Rock

[Icarus1]

"No one ever won a war by dying for his country, he won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for it."

Gen. George S. Patton

[Icarus1]

"Everbody has blood on his hands, maybe I've got just a little bit more on mine."

Translated from French "The Killer" by Matz/Jacomon

[Hellfish]

My favorite haiku:


Three loveliest things-
moonlight, cherry-blossom, and now
I seek silent snow
(Rippo)

[Hawkeye]

Circle Jerks - What's Your Problem




Girls hate guys
because of the things we try
guys hate girls
because of the things they say
behind our backs while we're away

tell me what's your problem?
what's inside of you?
tell me what's your problem?
what you're gonna do?

I got a date
I can't be late
If she don't show up
I'll masturbate

[daily666]

If you want a lot of space....buy a field

Jeremy Clarkson on Jaguar XJR!


Si vis pacem para bellum - If you want peace, prepare for war

(Vegetius, Epitoma rei militaris)

[Atlantic Friend]

I can't remember the name, but I heard of a US Civil War general whose last words are said to have been "Don't worry, lads, at this distance they couldn't hit a".

[CPLHUNTER]

I can't remember the name, but I heard of a US Civil War general whose last words are said to have been "Don't worry, lads, at this distance they couldn't hit a".

Great quote by Union General John Sedgwick:

Sedgwick fell at the beginning of the Battle of Spotsylvania Court House (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Spotsylvania_Court_House), on May 9 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_9), 1864. His corps was probing skirmish lines ahead of the left flank of Confederate defenses and he was directing artillery placements. Confederate sharpshooters were about 1,000 yards away and their shots caused members of his staff and artillerymen to duck for cover. Sedgwick strode around in the open and was quoted (Foote, 1974) as saying, "What? Men dodging this way for single bullets? What will you do when they open fire along the whole line? I am ashamed of you. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." Although ashamed, his men continued to flinch and he repeated, "I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." Just minutes later, he fell forward with a bullet hole below his left eye. He was the highest ranking Union casualty (the most senior by date of rank of all major generals killed) of the Civil War.

[Atlantic Friend]

Great quote by Union General John Sedgwick:

Sedgwick fell at the beginning of the Battle of Spotsylvania Court House (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Spotsylvania_Court_House), on May 9 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/May_9), 1864. His corps was probing skirmish lines ahead of the left flank of Confederate defenses and he was directing artillery placements. Confederate sharpshooters were about 1,000 yards away and their shots caused members of his staff and artillerymen to duck for cover. Sedgwick strode around in the open and was quoted (Foote, 1974) as saying, "What? Men dodging this way for single bullets? What will you do when they open fire along the whole line? I am ashamed of you. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." Although ashamed, his men continued to flinch and he repeated, "I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." Just minutes later, he fell forward with a bullet hole below his left eye. He was the highest ranking Union casualty (the most senior by date of rank of all major generals killed) of the Civil War.

Gosh, the good general's men must have been pretty impressed ! ;)

[GoSka37]

I can't remember the name, but I heard of a US Civil War general whose last words are said to have been "Don't worry, lads, at this distance they couldn't hit a".

Must have been Confederate. Anyways...


"I can speak for every guy in this room here tonight. Guys, if you could blow yourselves, ladies, you'd be in this room alone right now. Watching an empty stage."

Bill Hicks (And just so you know the following will be... Bill Hicks... as well as the one after and so forth.)

"Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye."

I was in Nashville, Tennesee last year. After the show, I went to a waffle house. I'm not proud of it, I was hungry. And I'm eating, I'm alone and I'm reading a book, right? Waitress walks over to me: 'Hey, what you readin' for?' Is that like the weirdest ****ing question you've ever heard? Not what am I reading, but what am I reading ... for. 'Well, God damn it, you stumped me. Why do I read? Hm ... I guess I read for a lot of reasons, and the main one is ... so I don't end up being a ****ing waffle waitress.' But then, this trucker in the next booth gets up, stands over me and goes: 'Well, looks like we got ourselves a reader.' What the ****'s going on here? It's not like I walked into a Klan rally in a Boy George outfit, God damn it. It's a book!

People say, 'Bill, quit talking about Kennedy, man. It was a long time ago. Just let it go, all right? It's a long time ago, just forget it.' I'm like, all right, then don't bring up Jesus to me. As long as we're talking shelf life here ...

But you know, it's hard to have a relationship in this business, man. It's gonna take a very special woman ... or a bunch of average ones. Anyway, I was reading an article in the paper about Ted Bundy [the mass murderer] being on trial in Florida. In the article it said the courtroom was filled with women waiting to give him flowers, love letters and wedding ****ing proposals ... and I'm afraid to say that the first thing that entered my head was: 'And I'm not getting laid.' What am I doing wrong? I read another article, a woman is suing the state of Wisconsin. Here's why: She married a fella. He's on death row. Why is he on death row? He killed 8 women ... he has AIDS, and she's suing the state for rights of conjugal visits. And I'm afraid to say that the first thing that came to my head was: 'And I'm not getting laid.' OK, what exactly are you ladies looking for in a man here? They must have been heavy on the old sense of humour that you always talk about in your little women's polls. 'Ted Bundy, that old whip, he's hilarious. Some of the things Ted would do, he kills me. I overlooked the whole mass murder things 'cause he kept me in stitches.' It's just depressing. Michael Bolton, Garth Brooks, achey breaky ****ing **** this guy is, Ted Bundy getting wedding proposals. You know, we're ****ed up here. I tell you, Satan's gonna have no trouble taking over here 'cause all the women are gonna say: 'What a cute butt.' He's Satan. 'You don't know him like I do.' He's the Prince of Darkness. 'I can change him.' And I bet that's true, man. I wouldn't give Satan a snowball's chance in Hell against a woman's ego. He'd rule the earth for a day, then we'd see him outside, mowing the lawn. 'Hey, aren't you Satan?' 'Shut up.' 'Oooh, Mr. Prince of Darkness, you forgot the edge back there.' 'SHUT UP.' You'll see him at the supermarket buying 'Tampons, aisle three ...' 'Aren't you Satan?' 'SHUT UP.' 'You're pussy-whipped!' 'No, I'm Satan! GRRR!' 'You're not Prince of Darkness, you're Pussy-whipped of Darkness!'"

'Hey buddy, my daddy died for that flag.'

'Really? I bought mine. Yeah, they sell them at K-Mart and ****.'

'He died in the Korean War.'

'Wow, what a coincidence. Mine was made in Korea.'

No one – and I repeat, no one – has ever died for a flag. See, a flag ... is just a piece of cloth. They may have died for freedom, which is also the freedom to burn the ****in' flag, see. That's freedom."
Okay... That's enough... For now.

[Hellfish]

Awesome, GoSka. Those were all pretty goddamn funny.

The Waffle House is evil, btw.

[GoSka37]

Sadly it's true too... that some people are indeed that... idiotic... Anyways I suppose i can post more now!

Once again... All from Hicks



"Fundamentalist Christianity. Fascinating. These people actually believe the world is 12 thousand years old. Swear to God! Based on what? I asked them. 'Well, we looked at all the people in the Bible, and we added them up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages – 12 thousand years.' Well, how ****ing scientific! Okay. I didn't know that you'd gone to so much trouble there. That's good.

You believe the world's 12 thousand years old? 'That's right.' Okay, I got one word to ask you. A one word question. Ready? 'Uh-uh.' Dinosaurs.

You know, the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, and they existed in that time ... you'd think it would have been mentioned in the ****ing Bible at some point. 'And lo, Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus ... with a splinter in his paw. And O, the disciples did run a-shrieking: "What a big ****ing lizard, Lord!" But Jesus was unafraid, and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw, and the big lizard became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O, so many years, inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat ****ing families and their fat dollar bills. And O, Scotland did praise the Lord: "Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord. Thank you, Lord."'"


"I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you're all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. [Starts blinking]"

"To my delight, I find that there is a different warning on each pack of cigarettes. Mine says: 'Warning: Smoking can cause fetal damage or premature birth'. **** it – I've found my brand! 'Yeah, give me a carton of Low Birth Weights.' Just don't get the ones that say lung cancer, you know? Shop around, it is your body."

"What do atheists scream when they come?"

"Are there actually women in the world who do not like to give blowjobs?

Guess there's a lot of guys on dates here who've got their fingers crossed by now ..."



"Do you all have different books in the Bible than I do? Are you all Gideons? Who are the ****ing Gideons? Ever met one, no! Ever seen one, no! But they're all over the ****ing world, putting Bibles in hotel rooms! Every one of them: 'This Bible was placed here by a Gideon.' When? I've been here all day and I ain't seen ****! I saw the housekeeper come and go, I saw the minibar guy come and go, I've never laid eyes on a ****ing Gideon! What are they, ninjas? Where are they? Where are they from? Gidea? Who the **** are these people?!

"I'm gonna capture a Gideon. Yeah, I'm gonna make that my hobby. I'll call up the front desk one day and say, 'Uh, I don't seem to have a Bible in my room.' "

"'I was adopted by pro-life Christians when I was a kid. Does my ***** make me a bad boy? That's what they told me!'{gunshot, gunshot}... Please, give me the Satan-worshipping family down the block ... the ones that have the good albums." Christians are pretty stupid.

"Wouldn't you like to see a positive LSD story on the news? To hear what it's all about perhaps? Wouldn't that be interesting? Just for once?"

"Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration... that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."


"I don't understand anything, so there you go ... You know what my problem is? I watch too much news, man. That's my problem, that's why I'm so depressed all the time. I figured it out. I watch too much CNN, man. I don't know if you've ever sat around and watched CNN more than, I don't know, 20 hours in one day ... I don't recommend that. Watch CNN Headline News for 1 hour, it's the most depressing thing you'll ever ****ing do. 'WAR, FAMINE, DEATH, AIDS, HOMELESS, RECESSION, DEPRESSION. WAR, FAMINE, DEATH, AIDS, HOMELESS ...' Then, you look out your window ... [makes cricket noises] Where's all this **** happening? Ted Turner's making this **** up! Jane Fonda won't sleep with him, he runs to a typewriter: '"By 1992, we will all die of AIDS." Read that on the air. I don't get laid, no one gets laid!' I'm writing Jane Fonda: 'Will you **** this guy so we can get some good news, please?' I want to see a well-laid Ted Turner newscast: 'Hey, it's all going to work out. Here's sports.'"

"They got this thing in New York, Channel J. Anybody heard of it? Well, it broadcasts nothing but ads for escort services 24 hours a day. Ads like:

'Call 1900-SLUT and the girl of your dreams will come to your house ...'

Let me tell you folks ... the girl of my dreams doesn't blow fifty guys a day. The girl of my dreams I don't feel like eating a trucker's come out of her pussy ... The girl of my dreams you can't play connect-the-dots with the herpes sores around her anus.

The girl of my dreams I'm puttin' on a pedestal so I can ... do nasty, nasty things to her.


"While I was in England, I got to see footage of the Rodney King trial that I was never able to see over here. I think I figured out why the LA riots occurred. Did you guys see these cops testifying? Did these guys have balls or what? They carry their ball in a wheelbarrow. '"Cuse me, 'cuse me, man with big balls coming through. Man with big balls is here to testify.' 'Please place your right ******** on the bible.' BBBBBBBOOOOOOOOOMMMM. This guy, Officer Coon ... is life too ****ing weird or what? Officer Coon actually look into the camera and says: 'Yeah, that Rodney King beating tape, it's all in how you look at it.' The courtroom murmurs: "Jesus, what balls." ... 'Really? How would you look at it, Officer Coon?' 'Well, if you play it backwards, you see us pick King up and helping him on his way.' Mmm ... not guilty."

I love the movies. Love 'em. Now I'm watching Terminator 2 the other day and I'm thinkin' to myself "they cannot top the stunts in this film, they cannot top this ****", unless, they start using terminally ill people as stunt people in feature films.... well hear me out, cos I know to a lot of you this may seem a little cruel. "Aww Bill, terminally ill stunt people? That's cruel!" You know what I think's cruel? Leaving your loved ones to die in a hospital room surrounded by strangers. **** that! Put 'em in the movies! What, you wanna let your grandmother live out her last days in a sterile hospital room, with translucent skin so thin you can see her last heartbeat work its way down her blue veins, or do you want her to meet Chuck Norris?

"Have you seen what they're doing to movies now? They show the movie to a test audience, then change it depending on whether these 200 random "yahoos" (Underline yahoo, point some fingers at it, put a big ****ing exclamation point on the end. Ya-****ing-hoo) liked it or did not like it, as though we are all one, as though we all have the same taste, as though, as though, as though.

For instance: saw a movie this year called Basic.............Instinct. Now, Bill's quick capsule review: Piece of ****. Thank you. That's all it was, by the way. Don't get yourself wound up in the phoney hype surrounding this "piece of ****" film. People were like "ooh, was it too sexist, and er do you think..." Whoa, whoa, whoa, you're way off base buddy. You've forgotten how to perceive correctly. Watch it again..."hey, it's a piece of ****". Exactly. That's all it ever was, was a PIECE OF ****. Anyway, after I'd seen it about 8 times, come to find out, all of the lesbian *** scenes had been cut, because the test audience...was turned OFF by them. Boy, is my thumb not on the pulse of America. If I'd been in that test audience, the only one out front protesting would be Michael Douglas demanding his part be put back in. "I swear I was in that movie, I swear I was". Well gee Mike, the film started, Sharon Stone was eating another woman for an hour and a half, then the credits rolled. I don't remember seeing your scrawny ass. Oh wait, was that you in the corner when Sharon Stone flipped the woman over and started eating her butt? Oh yeah, you were good! You were really good! I saw you real briefly, I was like "hey is that Michael Douglas? Oh, who gives a ****, look at that".

"By the way if anyone here is in advertising or marketing... kill yourself. No, no, no it's just a little thought. I'm just trying to plant seeds. Maybe one day, they'll take root - I don't know. You try, you do what you can. Kill yourself. Seriously though, if you are, do. Aaah, no really, there's no rationalisation for what you do and you are Satan's little helpers, Okay - kill yourself - seriously. You are the ruiner of all things good, seriously. No this is not a joke, you're going, "there's going to be a joke coming," there's no ****ing joke coming. You are Satan's spawn filling the world with bile and garbage. You are ****ed and you are ****ing us. Kill yourself. It's the only way to save your ****ing soul, kill yourself. Planting seeds. I know all the marketing people are going, "he's doing a joke... there's no joke here whatsoever. Suck a tail-pipe, ****ing hang yourself, borrow a gun from a Yank friend - I don't care how you do it. Rid the world of your evil ****ing machinations. I know what all the marketing people are thinking right now too, "Oh, you know what Bill's doing, he's going for that anti-marketing dollar. That's a good market, he's very smart." Oh man, I am not doing that. You ****ing evil scumbags! "Ooh, you know what Bill's doing now, he's going for the righteous indignation dollar. That's a big dollar. A lot of people are feeling that indignation. We've done research - huge market. He's doing a good thing." Godammit, I'm not doing that, you scum-bags!

Quit putting a godamm dollar sign on every ****ing thing on this planet!

"Ooh, the anger dollar. Huge. Huge in times of recession. Giant market, Bill's very bright to do that." God, I'm just caught in a ****ing web! "Ooh the trapped dollar, big dollar, huge dollar. Good market - look at our research. We see that many people feel trapped. If we play to that and then separate them into the trapped dollar..." How do you live like that? And I bet you sleep like ****ing babies at night, don't you?"




If you can't tell yet i'm a huge Bill Hicks fan... IF you want to know more about him go out, buy his DVD's, buy his albums, buy his book, trust me the money goes to a good cause... it doesn't go to him because he is dead, he died from pancreatic cancer in '94, believe me it's a good cause... It's something to do with animals.

[Hellfish]

roflroflroflroflroflroflrofl

I'm totally a Bill Hicks fan now. Off to Netflix to order his movies...

[GoSka37]

Good man!

it's a real shame because he never really got all that popular in the States... Bill Hicks is a more recognisable(sp?I hate words) icon in the UK then in the US... And... I'm sure you can guess why! He's catching on a little bit more now... and hell back in the day Letterman tried to get him into the public... he appeared 12 times on the Letterman show though his last, 12th time, was cut due to material. Either way i'm glad you enjoyed that... But keep in mind most of the material on Bill Hicks Lives is pretty much the same through each segment though there are different things... So i highly recomend the Albums and book... and all the book is, is transcripts of his shows and routines and some of his lyrics and a few of his letters. Oh and with Sane Man, watch the uncut version (of course) and the extras... and also the uncut of... i think it was... Revelations... eh the second show on Bill Hicks Live... Watch it with the cut scene back in...

[kamarian]

"Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees"

-Read About It by Midnight Oil

NON GRATUM ANUM RODENTUM

[Bob Lawbla]

From Training Day "Have you ever had your Shyt puuuuushed in?"

[Beowulf]

You're like a thalidomide baby typing with your one good flipper - California Joe

K, I'll make it simple for you:
The day you get Special attached to your name is when you compete in the retard Olympics, Sure your parents will cheer you on – but deep down inside they will realize they just have a kid with a f*cked up face that runs like crippled chicken.
Now that's out of the way should I tag you as “Mockings Bitch” on your arm or your forehead? - Mocking_Loudly_Died


freaking awesome....is there a course I can go to or something.......

[Corona]

"Better to die on your feet than to live on your knees"

-Read About It by Midnight Oil

NON GRATUM ANUM RODENTUM

Dat be Julius Caesar.


1. Man who fish in other mans pond catch crabs. -Chinese proverb
2. For they are honorable men... all honorable men. -Julius Caesar (Shakespeare)
3."What would you do if you arried the world on your shoulders?" "Shrug." - Ayn Rand (Atlas Shrugged- one of the best books ever written)

[gaz]

freaking awesome....is there a course I can go to or something.......

If you're interested, there are others, it just may take me some time to find them.