bumper stickers

[farmgirl]

I saw a couple of bumper stickers today that I liked.... I refuse to have one on my car, but other people's stickers sometimes make me smile.

What are some good ones that you've seen?


1) "Talk is cheap; free speech is not"


2) "You think I have PMS? No, I'm just a bitch"

[Midtown]

I used to have one that said "Bomb Bin Laden & The Camel he sleeps with."

[wulfstan]

best one i ever saw was this written in the dirt on the back of a car;

'I wish my wife was this dirty.' rofl

[Midtown]

my cousin was drunk and was trying to write that on a truck, but in his drunken stooper it came out.

"I wish my mom was this dirty"

then he yelled **** loud, and mocking followed.

[wulfstan]

that's a Freudian slip of epic proportions...

[Trigger]

My current favorite:

"Dennis J. Kucinich for president"

...on my neighbor's VW van rofl

[Hullebullen]

Not many bumper stickers in Sweden. Here it's generally a sign of poor taste (and I do not imply that Americans do)...

[Rantanplan]

My neighbor has a "honk if you hate america" sticker.

[farmgirl]

Not many bumper stickers in Sweden. Here it's generally a sign of poor taste (and I do not imply that Americans do)...


I would tend to agree.... I think they are a sign of poor taste as well. There are some really really bad stickers out there, and cars that are plastered with them just look tacky! That said.... there are some that make me laugh. I'm just too cool to have them myself. ;)

[UkrainianAmerican]

"jesus loves you.
Everyone else thinks you are an asshole."

[Hullebullen]

Not many bumper stickers in Sweden. Here it's generally a sign of poor taste (and I do not imply that Americans do)...


I would tend to agree.... I think they are a sign of poor taste as well. There are some really really bad stickers out there, and cars that are plastered with them just look tacky! That said.... there are some that make me laugh. I'm just too cool to have them myself. ;)


Yeah, bad humor is often the most amusing... :)

[AK-Lover]

I have a "piss of a liberal, buy a gun" sticker on the back of my UAZ.
My friend has a custom made sticker on the back of his chevy truck(I want a chevy) "Muslims want to be martyrs? Lets help them out!" and then there is a picture of a B-52 dropping 750lb bombs carpet style! :P woot

[wulfstan]

'The best way to help the poor is not to become one of them.'

My personal favourite.

[UkrainianAmerican]

I have a "piss of a liberal, buy a gun" sticker on the back of my UAZ.
My friend has a custom made sticker on the back of his chevy truck(I want a chevy) "Muslims want to be martyrs? Lets help them out!" and then there is a picture of a B-52 dropping 750lb bombs carpet style! :P woot
They have UAZes in CAnada?

[Rantanplan]

12 years olds are allowed to own a car in canada?

[wulfstan]

12 year olds are allowed in Canada?

[Maine Finn]

The best (worst) ((dumbest)) one I've seen is "Support Maine State Troopers!"

Maine State Troopers should first learn to support themselves, from what I hear.

So, when I get my first truck, I'm gonna plaster a big ol' "Maine Warden Service" sticker on the bumper.

Support the Warden Service! Give them the power to enforce traffic laws too!

*bounces*

[Falco]

"I don't drive fast, I only fly low"

That's my favorite

[AK-Lover]

They have UAZes in CAnada?
Well I guess they do. If you read in the old what's you're car section i mentioned I got it from som guy who collected miltary vehicles up near Grande Prairie(northern alberta,canada) He had spare parts and everything but it was a bit rusted and bounced around plus he was getting some ****ing APC or something so i got the whole package for like $4000. I took it to a friends shop and we repainted it olive green and I got some orginal red star decals for doors and hood plus fixed up interior and heating worked and engine over and now it runs and looks real nice, though it probably be easier to drive a tank and it's fairly loud. :D I wanna get rid of it and get myself a chevy! woot

[Salty Dog]

http://www.grunt.com/catalog/images/bs205.jpg

[California Joe]

On the back of a Harley riders helmet..."If you can read this, the bitch fell off"

[Beowulf]

not bumper stickers but funny anyway:

http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml#hell

[Haiw]

They have UAZes in CAnada?
Well I guess they do. If you read in the old what's you're car section i mentioned I got it from som guy who collected miltary vehicles up near Grande Prairie(northern alberta,canada) He had spare parts and everything but it was a bit rusted and bounced around plus he was getting some f*** APC or something so i got the whole package for like $4000. I took it to a friends shop and we repainted it olive green and I got some orginal red star decals for doors and hood plus fixed up interior and heating worked and engine over and now it runs and looks real nice, though it probably be easier to drive a tank and it's fairly loud. :D I wanna get rid of it and get myself a chevy! woot
*entering characteristics into targetting computer*

[spectre5]

My bigsister has a sticker that says "You might go fast, but I can go everywhere." on her Landrover.

t.
Antti

[Guttorm]

I saw this sticker on a red sportscar that drove past us, when we were in USA.
well, it said so on the frame around his licenseplate...

It said:

"Yeah, I know I know, pull over" :D

[Nondescript]

One of my friends got a bumper-sticker from his girlfriends father that said -Driver carries no cash, he's married

I bought two stickers for myself when I was in the States, but I have yet to put them on my car. I bought them because they reflect my personality.

I'm smiling That should Scare you

And

I don't discriminate I hate everyone

[memphiz]

"Im sorry im late, but your mom says hi!"

[caspermeister]

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=keep+honking+i%27m+reloading/v=2/l=IVI/*-http://www.badappleretail.com/Images/420stickers/682KeepHonking.jpg

[Salty Dog]

http://rds.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=keep+honking+i%27m+reloading/v=2/l=IVI/*-http://www.badappleretail.com/Images/420stickers/682KeepHonking.jpg
rofl

[wholagun]

I personally don't own a car, im a university student so..... :|


Any how my friend on his car has

" I go from zero to horny in 2.5 beers"

[RoBBo]

"go bra-less it will wipe the wrinkles from your face"

saw that one the other day

[Flagg]

On the ride to Milwaulkee for the Harley-Davidson 100th Anniversary gig last year I passed a guy on a bike with a T-shirt that said:

"Nice Trailer, You Pussy."

We had a bunch of T's made up for our National Rally last month that said:

"Ride It Like You Stole It!"

[Russian Texan]

I used to have one that said: "I am driving this way to pist you off..."


Just the other day I saw a jacked-up F250 with huge wheels, confederate flag on the back window and a bumper sticker that said "Powered by .357 Magnum".
The funny thing was that the stop light "redneck" pulled up right next to the all decked out Civic that had "Powered by VTEC" sticker on it...
Rice boy's "sports" car looked so puny and toy-like right next to that Ford's "redneckmobile".

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

It wasnt a bumper sticker but it was just as classic.....

Imagine a pimped out acura intergra...it had all the options and all the goodies... with a big sticker on the back that said "white boys rice".

My friend also has a lil toyota that hes turning into a version of the General Lee...instead of it saying General Lee...its going to be General Chang

[EvanL]

At the Merrit Mountain Music Festival this year in Merrit B.C., there was a jacked up mutt truck, and on the windshield was sketched "Think Fast Hippy"

[James]

not bumper stickers but funny anyway:

http://www.tshirthell.com/hell.shtml#hell

Those are funny.

[digrar]

Cash, gas, grass or ass.
No one rides for free.

[perdurabo]

i saw one in Poland its rare here... it was saying "go on go faster someone waits for your kidney" :)

[FallenAngel]

It wasnt a bumper sticker but it was just as classic.....

Imagine a pimped out acura intergra...it had all the options and all the goodies... with a big sticker on the back that said "white boys rice".

My friend also has a lil toyota that hes turning into a version of the General Lee...instead of it saying General Lee...its going to be General Chang

That just sounds sad... :roll:

Some I have seen

"Santa is jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live"

"Heaven doesn't want me and Hell is afraid I'll take over."

"Remember...pillage first, THEN burn."

but the best by far is this one ;) :

http://www.usmarinecorpsmerchandise.com/STICKUSMC.jpg