When teachers get TOO hot.

[UkrainianAmerican]

Our AP calculus teacher was absent, and we had this HOTT substitute (not hot for a teacher, but AUTHENTICALLY hot, someone you would hit on in a club in no time)
withing 5 mins 10 people were around her, asking her out.
It was hilarious.

[Maverick77]

did she strip for the class

[UkrainianAmerican]

did she strip for the class
:( :( :(
no.

[Maverick77]

All my teachers are stupid as **** cept 2

im serious the Canadien edukation sistem is usless

no hot teachers either

[UkrainianAmerican]

All my teachers are stupid as f*** cept 2

im serious the Canadien edukation sistem is usless

no hot teachers either
Well, seriously, very attractive teachers (especailly in a high schol) are highly distractivce. Even if no one hits on them like an idiot, subcosciesly I will still think about, um, mating with ehr, rather then whats the derivative of 5x cubed is.

[Maverick77]

Yeah, theres always at least 1 or 2 good lookin girls in High School classes too.

[UkrainianAmerican]

Yeah, theres always at least 1 or 2 good lookin girls in High School classes too.
Yeah, but they are not in front of you constantly, and plus you dont HAVE to take them seriously as opposed to a teacher calling on you, hehe.

[California Joe]

farmgirl's like that. Aren't ya.

And I quote "wouldn't you just like to grab her hair and smack that ass..."

some little **** 10th grader

[UkrainianAmerican]

farmgirl's like that. Aren't ya.

And I quote "wouldn't you just like to grab her hair and smack that ass..."

some little **** 10th grader
Then her class is probably the worst performing, hehe.

[Haiw]

farmgirl's like that. Aren't ya.

And I quote "wouldn't you just like to grab her hair and smack that ass..."

some little **** 10th grader
Response from some other 10th grader:
dream on buddy, I read on the internet she's already taken by some crazy Eastwood-lookalike who has a passion for walnut stocks

[ibstolidude]

farmgirl's like that. Aren't ya.

And I quote "wouldn't you just like to grab her hair and smack that ass..."

some little **** 10th grader

Some kid said that!

WOW

[farmgirl]

farmgirl's like that. Aren't ya.

And I quote "wouldn't you just like to grab her hair and smack that ass..."

some little **** 10th grader

Some kid said that!

WOW

actually... he was a senior.... and I wasn't supposed to hear it. :oops:
Thanks Joe.... I appreciate that..... :roll: :cantbeli:

[UkrainianAmerican]

farmgirl's like that. Aren't ya.

And I quote "wouldn't you just like to grab her hair and smack that ass..."

some little **** 10th grader

Some kid said that!

WOW

actually... he was a senior.... and I wasn't supposed to hear it. :oops:
Thanks Joe.... I appreciate that..... :roll: :cantbeli:
WOW!
Thats not bad farmgirl!!!
I bet you were feeling very happy inside, hehe.

[JiJoMacLE45]

"Got it bad, got it bad, got it bad, I'm hot for Farmgirl!"


I retract all derogatory statements ever made about former or current Maryland LE officers. They obviously have better memories than I do.

[memphiz]

there was a substitute teacher at my school, and it was a buff chick, i swear she was a body builder :| one teacher you wouldnt wanna piss off

[farmgirl]

farmgirl's like that. Aren't ya.

And I quote "wouldn't you just like to grab her hair and smack that ass..."

some little **** 10th grader

Some kid said that!

WOW

actually... he was a senior.... and I wasn't supposed to hear it. :oops:
Thanks Joe.... I appreciate that..... :roll: :cantbeli:
WOW!
Thats not bad farmgirl!!!
I bet you were feeling very happy inside, hehe.


I haven't worn my hair down since that day..... :roll:
Well... it didn't do anything to hurt my ego, but I was embarrassed just the same. :oops:

[Haiw]

I hope that thaught you a lesson that showing your entire uncovered walnut stock isn't the best way to stand in front of your class...

[California Joe]

"Got it made, got it made, got it made, I'm hot for Farmgirl!"

(psssssst, it's got it BAD)

[ibstolidude]

farmgirl's like that. Aren't ya.

And I quote "wouldn't you just like to grab her hair and smack that ass..."

some little **** 10th grader

Some kid said that!

WOW

actually... he was a senior.... and I wasn't supposed to hear it. :oops:
Thanks Joe.... I appreciate that..... :roll: :cantbeli:
Was his name Jose?


Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine.... I like to drink you with a little salt and lime.... ;) --- edit----
I've been known to shake hands with Jose.... but he hasn't always been so nice to me..... :roll:

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

All my teachers are stupid as f*** cept 2

im serious the Canadien edukation sistem is usless

no hot teachers either

Speak for yourself dude there were plenty of hot teachers in my highschool, and yes we did hit on them. :lol:

[UkrainianAmerican]

farmgirl's like that. Aren't ya.

And I quote "wouldn't you just like to grab her hair and smack that ass..."

some little **** 10th grader

Some kid said that!

WOW

actually... he was a senior.... and I wasn't supposed to hear it. :oops:
Thanks Joe.... I appreciate that..... :roll: :cantbeli:
WOW!
Thats not bad farmgirl!!!
I bet you were feeling very happy inside, hehe.


I haven't worn my hair down since that day..... :roll:
Well... it didn't do anything to hurt my ego, but I was embarrassed just the same. :oops:
if i was a teacher (lol!!!!!!!) and some female senior said the same about me, I would tell ALL of my friends, and then party.

[Vance]

oohh....my last year (10th grade) English teacher...ohhh god. I purposely got in trouble so she would yell at me. Hottest teacher ever.

[farmgirl]

I hope that thaught you a lesson that showing your entire uncovered walnut stock isn't the best way to stand in front of your class...

my gunstock doesn't see the light of day..... at least not at school..... :D

[UkrainianAmerican]

so farmgirl, was I right?
Your class is the worst in school, in terms of grades?

[farmgirl]

so farmgirl, was I right?
Your class is the worst in school, in terms of grades?


Of course not.... I'm a good teacher! :D

[UkrainianAmerican]

so farmgirl, was I right?
Your class is the worst in school, in terms of grades?


Of course not.... I'm a good teacher! :D
Do you teach Seniors?

[farmgirl]

so farmgirl, was I right?
Your class is the worst in school, in terms of grades?


Of course not.... I'm a good teacher! :D
Do you teach Seniors?


yeah... I have all juniors and seniors

[UkrainianAmerican]

so farmgirl, was I right?
Your class is the worst in school, in terms of grades?


Of course not.... I'm a good teacher! :D
Do you teach Seniors?


yeah... I have all juniors and seniors
How do you do it?! :)

[Haiw]

so farmgirl, was I right?
Your class is the worst in school, in terms of grades?


Of course not.... I'm a good teacher! :D
Good teacher and good looks don't go together. You'll have to choose... :P

[JiJoMacLE45]

JiJoMacLE45 wrote:

"Got it made, got it made, got it made, I'm hot for Farmgirl!"


(psssssst, it's got it BAD)

Teacher needs to see me after school.

[UkrainianAmerican]

so farmgirl, was I right?
Your class is the worst in school, in terms of grades?


Of course not.... I'm a good teacher! :D
Good teacher and good looks don't go together. You'll have to choose... :P
Im afraid Haiw is right.
Cuz theres NO way a hot teacher can teach in my school.

[farmgirl]

JiJoMacLE45 wrote:

"Got it made, got it made, got it made, I'm hot for Farmgirl!"


(psssssst, it's got it BAD)

Teacher needs to see me after school.


okay JiJo.... you're gonna have to stay after class. I warned you! ;)

[Haiw]

Yup...either you're hot and the students get distracted by your incredible hotness....or you're ugly as hell which causes them to fully concentrate on the things you're teaching them, which results in good results..

[California Joe]

Quit biting my lines.

[farmgirl]

so farmgirl, was I right?
Your class is the worst in school, in terms of grades?


Of course not.... I'm a good teacher! :D
Good teacher and good looks don't go together. You'll have to choose... :P
Im afraid Haiw is right.
Cuz theres NO way a hot teacher can teach in my school.


actually... (and I'm not saying that I'm hot) I think my students tend to work harder, because they want to please me. I have a few that try to flirt their way through, but they soon learn that isn't going to fly. I think most of them like me. My classes aren't easy, but most of them seem to like being there and tend to perform pretty well. I've got a few that don't do very well, but they don't do well in other classes either. On the other hand, I have some boys in my classes that ONLY do well in my classes, so there has to be some explanation for that.

[Haiw]

so farmgirl, was I right?
Your class is the worst in school, in terms of grades?


Of course not.... I'm a good teacher! :D
Good teacher and good looks don't go together. You'll have to choose... :P
Im afraid Haiw is right.
Cuz theres NO way a hot teacher can teach in my school.


actually... (and I'm not saying that I'm hot) I think my students tend to work harder, because they want to please me. I have a few that try to flirt their way through, but they soon learn that isn't going to fly. I think most of them like me. My classes aren't easy, but most of them seem to like being there and tend to perform pretty well. I've got a few that don't do very well, but they don't do well in other classes either. On the other hand, I have some boys in my classes that ONLY do well in my classes, so there has to be some explanation for that.
It just means your classes are too easy, or that the marks you give are too high. :P

[mocking_loudly_died]

Oh those days of fantasizing about teachers, why there was bum chin, timber **** and good old thunder thighs - classic names for classic teachers.

[UkrainianAmerican]

Well perhaps boys in your state have a lot more self-control, cuz the sub i was talking about, got hit by about 6-7 people in a period of 40 minutes, AFTER mentioning she has a boyfriend. :lol:

[ibstolidude]

so farmgirl, was I right?
Your class is the worst in school, in terms of grades?


Of course not.... I'm a good teacher! :D
Good teacher and good looks don't go together. You'll have to choose... :P
Im afraid Haiw is right.
Cuz theres NO way a hot teacher can teach in my school.


actually... (and I'm not saying that I'm hot) I think my students tend to work harder, because they want to please me. I have a few that try to flirt their way through, but they soon learn that isn't going to fly. I think most of them like me. My classes aren't easy, but most of them seem to like being there and tend to perform pretty well. I've got a few that don't do very well, but they don't do well in other classes either. On the other hand, I have some boys in my classes that ONLY do well in my classes, so there has to be some explanation for that.

Reference the Bar posts in other thread!

[farmgirl]

Well perhaps boys in your state have a lot more self-control, cuz the sub i was talking about, got hit by about 6-7 people in a period of 40 minutes, AFTER mentioning she has a boyfriend. :lol:

I didn't say I don't get hit on. I just said.... they work hard in my classes. :D

[UkrainianAmerican]

Well perhaps boys in your state have a lot more self-control, cuz the sub i was talking about, got hit by about 6-7 people in a period of 40 minutes, AFTER mentioning she has a boyfriend. :lol:

I didn't say I don't get hit on. I just said.... they work hard in my classes. :D
ehh, well I had an attractive english teacher. I didnt do the hw, didnt pay attention in class to the material, and i got a 75.
AFter that she didnt seem so attractive :fork:

[Durandal]

farmgirl's like that. Aren't ya.

And I quote "wouldn't you just like to grab her hair and smack that ass..."

some little **** 10th grader

ROFL

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Actually, that was me Joe. We were doing a little roleplaying. :D

[farmgirl]

Durandal wrote:

Actually, that was me Joe. We were doing a little roleplaying

What did I tell you about shooting off your big mouth??? See if I keep you after school again!!! p-)

[Ratamacue]

so farmgirl, was I right?
Your class is the worst in school, in terms of grades?


Of course not.... I'm a good teacher! :D
Do you teach Seniors?


yeah... I have all juniors and seniors

I'm going to have to move out to Iowa next year. What english classes do you teach? ;)

[farmgirl]

so farmgirl, was I right?
Your class is the worst in school, in terms of grades?


Of course not.... I'm a good teacher! :D
Do you teach Seniors?


yeah... I have all juniors and seniors

I'm going to have to move out to Iowa next year. What english classes do you teach? ;)


world lit, British Lit, technical writing I and II, novel I and II

[Seoulstriker]

^^^ too much info, farmgirl! p-)



in all seriousness, farmgirl, one of my most motivating teachers was also the most incredibly beautiful. i think there is indeed a link with male performance and teacher hotness. of course, her beauty did cause some problems with some of the black kids in my class who thought it was hilarious when the teacher would write on the board causing her awesome ass to shake like those girls' asses in the rap music videos. :)

and yes, you do have hot female teachers everywhere. i really hope they know what their bodies actually do to the male students because sometimes teachers dress in 'provacative' clothes that drive the students wild. :D (in stark contrast to the gay teachers :( )

[Sierra]

i like hot teachers!
:D

[Ballistic]

i like hot teachers!
:D

Who doesn't ????

[AK-Lover]

http://www.mjdundeez.com/kacey/images/64220.jpg

[Nawlins]

Good grief, a whole thread of you guys slobbering all over the blonde... typical.

[Jack Mehoff]

Good grief, a whole thread of you guys slobbering all over the blonde... typical.

I smell jealousy :lol:

[Nawlins]

Good grief, a whole thread of you guys slobbering all over the blonde... typical.

I smell jealousy :lol:

The curse of being brunette... hot blondes sometimes make me foam at the mouth.

[Jack Mehoff]

Good grief, a whole thread of you guys slobbering all over the blonde... typical.

I smell jealousy :lol:

The curse of being brunette... hot blondes sometimes make me foam at the mouth.

Hey, i think brunettes > blondes


No, this is not one of my clumsy come ons

[Nawlins]

Good grief, a whole thread of you guys slobbering all over the blonde... typical.

I smell jealousy :lol:

The curse of being brunette... hot blondes sometimes make me foam at the mouth.

Hey, i think brunettes > blondes


No, this is not one of my clumsy come ons

Aren't you sweet.

[Ratamacue]

I actually have to agree with the horndog here. No offense to blondes or redheads of course.

[Nawlins]

I actually have to agree with the horndog here. No offense to blondes or redheads of course.

I don't know, redheads are pretty hot. I always wanted to have red hair... tried it a few times, but it's not my best look.

[James]

One day I will be a hot teacher. Oh yes.

I like to think that I will be like Indiana Jones in the first movie, where the young ladies in class are making eyes at hime. ;)

I will also go on cool adventures from time to time.

[Jack Mehoff]

Good grief, a whole thread of you guys slobbering all over the blonde... typical.

I smell jealousy :lol:

The curse of being brunette... hot blondes sometimes make me foam at the mouth.

Hey, i think brunettes > blondes


No, this is not one of my clumsy come ons

Aren't you sweet.

Yeah, girls don't refer to me as sugar for nothing

[Nawlins]

Yeah, girls don't refer to me as sugar for nothing

Don't let that ego get too big... I call people sugar all the time, but that's just cause I'm southern.

[redhawk_six]

I actually have to agree with the horndog here. No offense to blondes or redheads of course.

Yup, same here. Brunettes > Blondes

[Ballistic]

Good grief, a whole thread of you guys slobbering all over the blonde... typical.

I smell jealousy :lol:

The curse of being brunette... hot blondes sometimes make me foam at the mouth.

Being brunette a curse ??? I think not !! Another brunette supporter here. :D

[FallenAngel]

One day I will be a hot teacher. Oh yes.

I like to think that I will be like Indiana Jones in the first movie, where the young ladies in class are making eyes at hime. ;)

I will also go on cool adventures from time to time.

I can see it now. James, the former Marine, instructing a highschool class.

"Ok you snot nose worthless pieces of crap, your homework is to read the UCMJ cover to cover and write a dissertation on the underlying themes to be handed in no later than 0800 tomorrow! And if you think that's unfair, just remember that I was kicking ass and taking names when you were all still ****ting yourselves. Now, on my command, recite the Marine's Hymn..."

Oh, and you could tell them about your time in the Marines. Ya know...about the whole Iwo Jima experiance ;)

[ibstolidude]

Good grief, a whole thread of you guys slobbering all over the blonde... typical.
I would not worry too much, if it is any consolation, I am quite certain you do/did just fine.


, but that's just cause I'm southern. and that adds about 35 "hot" points to the tally.

[farmgirl]

Good grief, a whole thread of you guys slobbering all over the blonde... typical.

I smell jealousy :lol:

The curse of being brunette... hot blondes sometimes make me foam at the mouth.


I think you're hot, Nawlins ;) :hug:

and James.... I'd make eyes at you if you were my teacher..... p-)

[11F5S]

The curse of being brunette... hot blondes sometimes make me foam at the mouth.

There is a series of shots that can cure that. :P

[Minjin]

im serious the Canadien edukation sistem is usless

no hot teachers either

Wrong part of Canada maybe??

[Brandon]

im serious the Canadien edukation sistem is usless

no hot teachers either


I would have to agree with that one. Very few hot teachers where I come from. There is the odd one that is attractive in that classy kinda way, but no smokin hot blondes. I had one teacher that I wanted to defile, she was hot and a bit of a tease. I loved Grade 12 English.

[Guttorm]

Hehee, well... I'm actually DATING a beautifull teacher... woot
Redhead too! :D

I sometimes walk her to her work, she got some disapointed looks from the boys in her class after they caught a glimpse of the goodbye kiss...

Funny though, I was alway jealous of the older guys getting all the action... Now I guess I AM the older guy... Sweet! (For now...) :D

[California Joe]

Just make your avatar face and scare the **** out of them.

[Nawlins]

Good grief, a whole thread of you guys slobbering all over the blonde... typical.
I would not worry too much, if it is any consolation, I am quite certain you do/did just fine.


, but that's just cause I'm southern. and that adds about 35 "hot" points to the tally.

Thanks. :)


I think you're hot, Nawlins.

:hug:

I was mostly kidding, but ya'll are sweet...

[Haiw]

If you're married there must be at least 1 person that thinks you're hot... comforting thought eh? :P

[wulfstan]

I'm dating a hot teacher too. In fact, one of the kids refers to her as Miss Honey from Matilda, which is quite accurate i reckon.

http://media.movieweb.com/galleries/1403/778/hi/co4.jpg

[memphiz]

im serious the Canadien edukation sistem is usless

no hot teachers either

Wrong part of Canada maybe??
BC ;) or Saskatchewan

[Nawlins]

If you're married there must be at least 1 person that thinks you're hot... comforting thought eh? :P

That's right.

[Guttorm]

Just make your avatar face and scare the **** out of them.

hehe, I don't see them as such a big threat... :D

Besides, doing so would be overkill, I don't want to KILL them you know... :D