Sierra
03-25-2004, 08:21 PM
I saw this in an e-mail
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE African American guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7
feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch *****, 3 pound left ********, 3 pound
right ********, Turner Brown."
The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy
kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
The big fellow says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you
the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I
weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch *****, my left ******** weighs 3
pounds, my right ******** weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God! I thought you said "Turn
around."
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE African American guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7
feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch *****, 3 pound left ********, 3 pound
right ********, Turner Brown."
The small man faints dead away and falls to the floor. The big guy
kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.
The big fellow says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says, "I saw the curious look and figured I'd just give you
the answers to the questions everyone always asks me. I'm 7 feet tall, I
weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch *****, my left ******** weighs 3
pounds, my right ******** weighs 3 pounds and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown? Thank God! I thought you said "Turn
around."