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sucker4gurls
07-12-2006, 10:56 PM
http://xtramsn.co.nz/homepage2/imageView/0,,6033009,00.jpegWell, it has been confirmed,
by E! that Natalie Portman will appear **** in her new
film, "Goya's Ghosts".

http://xtramsn.co.nz/entertainment/0,,12252-6033004,00.html

Aerosoul
07-12-2006, 10:58 PM
k im gonna see it. sounds kinky.

Pook2
07-12-2006, 11:00 PM
**** yeah...

Pidyon Shevuyim
07-12-2006, 11:26 PM
ah, its good to see Milos Forman directing again...i think the last movie he did was Man on The Moon in 1999. this should be good....

mattnwnc03
07-12-2006, 11:40 PM
princess leia mom ****. awesome!

Hellfish
07-12-2006, 11:47 PM
Ewww. Skinny-assed white girls don't do it for me, **** or not.

Nugget
07-13-2006, 12:18 AM
Jewish girls are very very nice.

ArmedPacifist
07-13-2006, 12:34 AM
I think Natalie Portman is awesome and a truly remarkable gal, but I really don't want to see her naked. I don't think she has a very spectacular body, she's very flat in both regions, I liked the decision that was made in 'Closer' regarding her **** scene.

Bia
07-13-2006, 12:48 AM
Beautiful face....with a boyish body.

Pook2
07-13-2006, 12:50 AM
"whatchu Want Natalie?!"


"to Drink And Fight!"


"watchu Want Natalie!?"


"to F*ck All Night!"

ArmedPacifist
07-13-2006, 01:01 AM
Beautiful face....with a boyish body.

Yup.

Not to say that she isn't totally awesome and incredibly attractive, but yeah she's not on the list of celebs I would like to see ****.

Ratamacue
07-13-2006, 01:19 AM
Yup.

Not to say that she isn't totally awesome and incredibly attractive, but yeah she's not on the list of celebs I would like to see ****.Well just remember that you should feel free to not see the movie. Or put your hands over your eyes when the scene in question comes on. ;)

ArmedPacifist
07-13-2006, 01:20 AM
I'll watch, I'm kind of curious now, but I just don't think it will help her career the way she thinks it will.

NSX-R
07-13-2006, 02:06 AM
She did not appear **** in the movie but rather used a body double instead.

http://thebosh.com/archives/2006/07/no_nudity_for_natalie_and_other_tidbits.php

Try not to get everybody's hopes up. It's been 12 years since this came out but the time has not yet come.

http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1994_Leon_the_Professional/994LTP_Natalie_Portman_037.jpg[/URL][URL="http://www.creativescreenwriting.com/csdaily/csdart/images/2005-03-Mar/Leon%20-%20Gun%20moll%20in%20training%20(250w).jpg"] (http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.hotflick.net/flicks/1994_Leon_the_Professional/994LTP_Natalie_Portman_037.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.hotflick.net/pictures/Jean_Reno_003.html&h=480&w=852&sz=56&hl=en&start=25&tbnid=Bf93HYOPKajbxM:&tbnh=81&tbnw=144&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dleon%2Bthe%2Bprofessional%26start%3D20%26ndsp%3D20%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26sa%3DN)

Exer
07-13-2006, 04:41 AM
Ok not gonna see it then. Body double.. oh please, SHOW US SOME SKIN.

a_very_ex_STAB
07-13-2006, 07:10 AM
Natalie Portman - alright I suppose If you feel like shagging a bag of spanners

urchin
07-13-2006, 07:45 AM
"If you feel like shagging a bag of spanners"

- oh! thats a good one ! rofl

dave81
07-13-2006, 07:46 AM
Some chicks' incredibly sexy bodies overrule a bad face, and some chicks gorgeous faces overrule their not-so-good bodies.
Natalie Portman falls into the latter category.

http://www.123celebs.net/n/natalie-portman/natalie-portman.jpg

stateofequilibrium
07-13-2006, 08:09 AM
This is sad, in today's day and age you'd think someone would've leaked that lost footage from Closer.

B25Hmitchell
07-13-2006, 08:54 AM
I heard she does it.

Scrim
07-13-2006, 10:37 AM
Some chicks' incredibly sexy bodies overrule a bad face, and some chicks gorgeous faces overrule their not-so-good bodies.
Natalie Portman falls into the latter category.

http://www.123celebs.net/n/natalie-portman/natalie-portman.jpg

Well said, that is exactlly how I justify banging scrawny ugly girls or pretty fat girls.

hell
07-13-2006, 10:39 AM
Personally, I like skinny girls. Don't get me wrong, the 95lb. starving look isn't good, but petite is always nice.


How did one of my female friends phrase it...."Having *** with me is like humping a pillowcase full of coat hangers".

a_very_ex_STAB
07-13-2006, 10:59 AM
Personally, I like skinny girls. Don't get me wrong, the 95lb. starving look isn't good, but petite is always nice.


How did one of my female friends phrase it...."Having *** with me is like humping a pillowcase full of coat hangers".

Yeah but who wants the curved metal bit on the hanger accidentally stuck up his knob.

hell
07-13-2006, 11:04 AM
Don't be silly, you use the plastic ones, n00b. I swear, who ever heard of using the old metal ones?

a_very_ex_STAB
07-13-2006, 11:18 AM
Don't be silly, you use the plastic ones, n00b. I swear, who ever heard of using the old metal ones?

But don't you find humping plastic a bit 'vanilla'?

Kingswat
07-13-2006, 11:35 AM
its funny that she needs to resort to **** scenes to try and save her acting career.

hell
07-13-2006, 11:41 AM
its funny that she needs to resort to **** scenes to try and save her acting career.

I'll be more than happy to support any measures she takes to salvage her acting career, including bouts of full frontal nudity.

stateofequilibrium
07-13-2006, 11:52 AM
Update News report: Previous reports were false :-( Sorry guys, apparently she wasn't even APPROACHED to take her clothes off for this movie, they're using a body double.

stateofequilibrium
07-13-2006, 11:53 AM
its funny that she needs to resort to **** scenes to try and save her acting career.

She's smart enough NOT to need an acting career. The child of two doctors, a Harvard Graduate Student in psych I think.

kaspur_eh
07-13-2006, 01:04 PM
she doesn't do anything for me :|

maybe its because her films are crap

maybe its because she is a crazy feminist

askDNA
07-13-2006, 01:15 PM
she's overrated

unclebud
07-13-2006, 01:37 PM
if she's got a p*ssy and a pulse then i want to see her nekkid :grin:

hell
07-13-2006, 01:41 PM
if she's got a p*ssy and a pulse then i want to see her nekkid :grin:

You need to learn to specify more requirements. From what you just said, this woman qualifies: NSFW (http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/6486/fat5id.gif)

unclebud
07-13-2006, 01:47 PM
You need to learn to specify more requirements. From what you just said, this woman qualifies: NSFW (http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/6486/fat5id.gif)

i look at all of them. doesn't mean i want to hump em.

ed316
07-13-2006, 01:51 PM
http://www.giveupalready.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10056/normal_hitit4.jpg