Archive Thread 3- Pig Hunting

[BadKarma26]

I'm going hunting for wild hogs tommorow evening to stalk and set in.

I'm bringing my Winchester .284 semi auto (iron sights)

It will be my first time going for this type of game. Anyone have any suggestions/tips for stalking or anything else?

Thanks

[Ezekiel25:17]

I heard they like to be pet.

[Macs.]

Ask A_Dawg or Hellfish6, they know alot about stalking.

[Ezekiel25:17]

hahahahahhahahaha. Macs, you crazy German.

[Thunder]

Yes. Wear a big hat with pictures of all sorts of tropical fruit on it, aim and pull the trigger.

Ask A_Dawg or Hellfish6, they know alot about stalking.
Well played.

[Oxley]

Bring a big knife mate. Yes, how very Australian of me to say, but im serious. They are dangerous bastards.

[He219]

Serious, a large caliber semi-automatic sidearm is in order for close quarters ..
Have fun, leave the shotgun at home.
p-)

[americanbychoice]

Wild pigs are bad ass. Barring a knife or sidearm, be sure to locate a nice tree to climb if you only manage to piss one off.

[California Joe]

My brother in law has hunted them quite a bit.

Break the front shoulder with your first shot. Their hides are seriously thick. Put them down, they are dangerous and will charge. He uses a .375 H&H Mag. They make great pulled pork sammiches. Thus is the extent of my knowledge.

I would also like to add that if you are to the point where you are trying to stab a pissed off wounded boar with a f*cking bowie knife then you are screwed.

[ZaakM433]

They can be dangerous, they can mess you up...

Take care mate.

[AFJROTC55]

make sure, im talkin absolutely sure you get a good hit the first shot, those things are ORNERY AS HELL, if you dont take em down first shot, they'll be on you like white on rice, take a .357 with you in case your first shot doesnt get it cause thats the only other thing thats gonna stop one, and if you gotta use a knife, well then hell, just climb a tree and wait for to get a good shot, .357, .454, something like that, .44, whatever, something big and powerful.

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[COUNTRY_BOY]

make sure, im talkin absolutely sure you get a good hit the first shot, those things are ORNERY AS HELL, if you dont take em down first shot, they'll be on you like white on rice, take a .357 with you in case your first shot doesnt get it cause thats the only other thing thats gonna stop one, and if you gotta use a knife, well then hell, just climb a tree and wait for to get a good shot, .357, .454, something like that, .44, whatever, something big and powerful.

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screw a 357,take a new S&W .500 mag.

[BadKarma26]

The only pistol I've got is a .45 M1911A1. I guess Ill bring it. Thanks for the advice guys.

[Macs.]

The hunter I know always takes a pistol with him when he hunts those wild boars.

[K2-Kelly]

I both bow and lance hunt most types of big N. American game including Bear, Deer, Boar, etc. and have taken a few Russian Boar and Feral Hogs with each. You say wild pigs, so I assume you mean Feral Hogs, not Javelina or Russian Boar.....That can be a plus in that they may be more accustomed to humans, yet a negative in that that also may mean they're wiser to them.

Now most of my hunting puts me to within 30 yards to 5 feet if a lance, yet the same principals will apply just with less patience required.

First off, wind direction, how it rises and falls in the morning and evening, and how the contours of the land cause it to swirl and alter is 80% of the battle. A game animal can pinpoint you out of sight and even range you by scent....Think of it as a cone, the closer to the center vs. the edge the stronger the scent. So it is IMPERATIVE you plan your hunt to be downwind of the game. That even includes the paths you take to get to them, as if it crosses a path they may take, they'll find your path, and then it's over.

Sound would be next, call it 10%....Stagger your steps, as most animals if you really watch don't walk in a steady rhythm....If you make a loud noise like breaking a branch, stop, freeze, don't move at all and look JUST with your eyes, give it 5 minutes, and be sure you've not drawn attention to yourself by the sound.

Sight.......Now this will sound nuts but is true, a "prey animal" can tell when a "predator" is hunting by its walk......Be casual when getting to your spot, walk normally, don't pause or glare at at another animal if you see it just keep walking. A good example of this is when you see wolves loping past deer...The deer just glance up yet go back to eating, because they can tell the wolf isn't hunting. Yet if the wolf pauses, or hunkers down they bolt...Posture tells a lot.

Once on the hunt, don't walk and walk looking all around....Move slowly, maybe only 20 yards at a time, pause only next to objects that break up your outline and then very slowly look around......You're using a gun so you'll have a bit of range, yet even when I'm hunting with a bow I look out far, yet check close as well as many animals will freeze and simply let you pass some even within 20'.

Stay to the side of hills don't walk the ridge, peek over them and take your time looking....Often it's the twitch of an ear that will give a game animal away, not seeing it fully. Once you spot the motion the rest will come into focus............Plan on Hogs being in low area's, wet area's a plus. Also, it would be great if you could learn the area, so you'll know where their food sources are and travel habits. Like humans, they will tend to follow "paths of least resistance", till they want to escape then the denser the cover the better.

Plan on due to the heat finding them moving about early morning or late in the day.....and plan on them lingering in cooler dense area's between times.

Hunting any game could take pages of text, and no amount of explaining it makes for a magic bullet.......It takes doing it. However, think "wind, you being still and unmoving (including turning your head and raising your gun), and keeping yourself in cover including shadow and light.......yet most of all, focused patience".

As to a "back up weapon"?.......Blah.....Even with bear the best back up I have is a machete, animals, almost all in this world run from humans....How bout making your first shot count instead.

[Hellfish]

Shoot your friends and feed them to the pigs.

[Adumb]

Shoot your friends and feed them to the pigs.

It's Hellfish! woot

[California Joe]

Kelly scares me.

[K2-Kelly]

Kelly scares me.

Why....what's the big deal as even with just a lance it is almost sad how easy it can be (with no disrespect to the animal intended, as you're in their home, and I believe them to be more then most give them credit for)?

[Flagg]

Kelly scares me.

If the world goes all "Mad Max" I want to be on Kelly's team.

I mention Mad Max because there's a Mad Max-athon on tonight...my wife's never seen it before.

Wahoo! Ford Falcon's catching rubber in a couple of gears!

"I AM THE NIGHTRIDER!!!!!" ;)

[signatory]

Meh

A dog + a rifle for hunting wild hogs

Or in the old days from a horse with a speer.

god damn rambos...

[K2-Kelly]

"I AM THE NIGHTRIDER!!!!!" ;)

Didn't the NightRider die first.....weeping? (hehe, sorry had to)

[Macs.]

I could kill a wild boar with a car.

Yes.

[Hellfish]

I had a wild boar knock itself out while head butting an M113 when I was in Germany. Of course, this was after it chased us all in there, where we whimpered and cried like little German girls while it kept smashing itself into the ramp.

[Macs.]

Wild Boars kill more humans each year then every poisonous kind of snake and sharks together.

That is no joke, just a blatant lie.

[signatory]

speaking of macs and hogs

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/9914/goldengirls40022df7eeako4.jpg

[Ezekiel25:17]

I chased a wild pig when I was training in the Kahukus.

[Backwoodshunter]

Impressed with the responses and knowledge on the subject, just remember make the first shot count, dont know where you live but trying to track anything in any form of (southern im guessing) brush isnt good. Your rifle should be fine just make sure for the shoulder shot, I used a .12ga when I went the first time. As long as it can break that shoulder your fairly well off.
Im guessing your hunting in america as well so you don't have to worry about big boars like south america. the ones that can maim and often enough kill, so a knife its always handy to have on you, machetes can be big and unwieldy and bad for gutting, so unless your trail blazing, hacking something to death or slaughtering a large animal, ususally a smaller knife will do. a hand gun sure as long as its not heavy, american pigs aren't known to be fearless or to readily charge anything, especially when first contact is an ear splitting shot.

So just remember like kelly said, if youve hunted before you should be fairly well off with movement, slow watch the foot fall, and wait. and keep your shot away from the face if you want the skull to mount or keep, so make sure the angle of which your firing. Other than that be careful, and enjoy it, its a great hunt.

and on a side note, I know some guys who have hunted boar with knife, before, and even the late white hunter Peter hathaway capstick hunted the large argentinean boar with knife, so you have reasonably less to worry about

[Macs.]

They make "Oink Oink GRRUUU".

[Hellfish]

I chased a wild pig when I was training in the Kahukus.

See, you're lying because we all know that no such place exists. You lying liar.

[Ezekiel25:17]

Use an AK with 30 round mags. Just unload on the ****er till it stops snortin'

[Ezekiel25:17]

See, you're lying because we all know that no such place exists. You lying liar.

Northern Hawaii. It's close to Wheeler Airforce base. It had a couple of piglets and I shot blank rounds at it. It just ran away with it's little piglets.

[K2-Kelly]

Wild Boars kill more humans each year then every poisonous kind of snake and sharks together.

That is no joke, just a blatant lie.

Perhaps, yet they don't kill more then a bad tempered rodent, a rabbit with big pointy teeth.....

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dd/Killer_rabbit.JPG

[Macs.]

american pigs aren't known to be fearless or to readily charge anything

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v631/BotzShotz/K-Jill.jpg

[K2-Kelly]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v631/BotzShotz/K-Jill.jpg


LMAO.......good one :D

[Hellfish]

Uh-oh. Macs got a compliment. He's gonna be snooty for weeks now.

[Macs.]

Uh-oh. Macs got a compliment. He's gonna be snooty for weeks now.

You are so jealous, man !

[Hellfish]

I don't need compliments. I give out too many sly insults to warrant such unneeded attention.

[K2-Kelly]

As to a back up weapon for something as pitaful as a pig.....Man up!....make it fair, a bit of risk is what makes it worth it....Like I said I lance hunt, and do it rather "naturally" I might add where I can which makes it even more personal. The scar from the corner of my mouth to my ear the result of not scribing the shaft deep enough to break clean. The buck jumping back towards me, ripping open my mouth and breaking two ribs as it lunged to get away.

Yet barefoot and busted up I still gutted and dragged that 180# dressed bassid the 1/2 mile home through dense woods.....hehe...I'm such a savage :) . So make it fair....If it comes to a fight you'll have something to really be proud of.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/Kaytoo/Me1/scarlrhid2.jpg

[Ezekiel25:17]

Those are weapons of mass destruction.

[Hellfish]

Good thing they're covered up, only classless bimbos post pics of their boobs on the interweb....

[farmgirl]

Good thing they're covered up, only classless bimbos post pics of their boobs on the interweb....


wow... another really smart person I know said that yesterday.... oh... that's right... it was me...

http://militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1778805#post1778805

:D

[Hellfish]

We think alike. We are of the same mind. Let's kill, crush and destroy these puny mortals!

[Ezekiel25:17]

Moab .

[K2-Kelly]

heh......old, beat up and so scarred from even my recreation let alone life....Amazing how the most inconsequential aspect becomes the focus. Better then "hey, your shoelace is untied".....How I love predictability ;)

[COUNTRY_BOY]

As to a back up weapon for something as pitaful as a pig.....Man up!....make it fair, a bit of risk is what makes it worth it....Like I said I lance hunt, and do it rather "naturally" I might add where I can which makes it even more personal. The scar from the corner of my mouth to my ear the result of not scribing the shaft deep enough to break clean. The buck jumping back towards me, ripping open my mouth and breaking two ribs as it lunged to get away.

Yet barefoot and busted up I still gutted and dragged that 180# dressed bassid the 1/2 mile home through dense woods.....hehe...I'm such a savage :) . So make it fair....If it comes to a fight you'll have something to really be proud of.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/Kaytoo/Me1/scarlrhid2.jpg
DAMN!how much were they?

[farmgirl]

heh......old, beat up and so scarred from even my recreation let alone life....Amazing how the most inconsequential aspect becomes the focus. Better then "hey, your shoelace is untied".....How I love predictability ;)


there was nothing inconsequential about it... you seem unable to post a picture without including your breasts. Consider that you're posting on a board filled with minors. We'd have no idea whether your shoelaces are tied or not... you never post anything but your tits. I tend to do that when I buy something new too.... like a purse. :roll:

[Hellfish]

there was nothing inconsequential about it... you seem unable to post a picture without including your breasts. Consider that you're posting on a board filled with minors. We'd have no idea whether your shoelaces are tied or not... you never post anything but your tits. I tend to do that when I buy something new too.... like a purse. :roll:

Daaaaaaaamn. FG speaks the truth.

[signatory]

I invented a saying, it goes something like this:

"If you advertise sex - you get sex customers"

[Ezekiel25:17]

Or how about dress like Halloween and ghost and goblins will try to get in your pants. (Faceoff)

[ZaakM433]

Ive been within 10 feet of a wild boar.


OK, it was at a zoo but it still counts doesnt it?


Oh yeah...

Teheehee FARMGIRL SAID TITS!!! teeheeheehee.

Nevermind the visual image of the "lance."

[BadKarma26]

there was nothing inconsequential about it... you seem unable to post a picture without including your breasts. Consider that you're posting on a board filled with minors. We'd have no idea whether your shoelaces are tied or not... you never post anything but your tits. I tend to do that when I buy something new too.... like a purse. :roll:
don't be a debbie downer

[farmgirl]

don't be a debbie downer

rofl
Just stating the facts.

[K2-Kelly]

there was nothing inconsequential about it... you seem unable to post a picture without including your breasts. Consider that you're posting on a board filled with minors. We'd have no idea whether your shoelaces are tied or not... you never post anything but your tits. I tend to do that when I buy something new too.... like a purse. :roll:

OMG!....you flinched!........besides the fact maybe that's all "you're" seeing....do your thing ;) *without effort I smile softly* Consider that you're posting on a board filled with minors. ...As I've noted in your fine example. Just happy you don't feel threatened. ;)

laters gators <weg>

[farmgirl]

OMG!....you flinched!........besides the fact maybe that's all "you're" seeing....do your thing ;) *without effort I smile softly* ...As I've noted in your fine example. Just happy you don't feel threatened. ;)

laters gators <weg>


rofl

feel threatened? don't flatter yourself... you're no threat to me.
I'm sorry that you feel the need to post pics of your store bought boobs online to somehow feed your ego. The rest the women around here have a little more class.
Better rest up for your big day of tanning tomorrow....

[K2-Kelly]

rofl

feel threatened? don't flatter yourself... you're no threat to me.
I'm sorry that you feel the need to post pics of your store bought boobs online to somehow feed your ego. The rest the women around here have a little more class.
Better rest up for your big day of tanning tomorrow....

;) ....................

[BadKarma26]

boob off! im the judge. so far kelly is winning p-)

[AFJROTC55]

boob off! im the judge. so far kelly is winning p-)


"yeah, well, its a bold strategy Karma lets see how it plays out for her"

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[DeltaWhisky58]

I both bow and lance hunt most types of big N. American game including Bear, Deer, Boar, etc. and have taken a few Russian Boar and Feral Hogs with each. You say wild pigs, so I assume you mean Feral Hogs, not Javelina or Russian Boar.....That can be a plus in that they may be more accustomed to humans, yet a negative in that that also may mean they're wiser to them.

Now most of my hunting puts me to within 30 yards to 5 feet if a lance, yet the same principals will apply just with less patience required.

First off, wind direction, how it rises and falls in the morning and evening, and how the contours of the land cause it to swirl and alter is 80% of the battle. A game animal can pinpoint you out of sight and even range you by scent....Think of it as a cone, the closer to the center vs. the edge the stronger the scent. So it is IMPERATIVE you plan your hunt to be downwind of the game. That even includes the paths you take to get to them, as if it crosses a path they may take, they'll find your path, and then it's over.

Sound would be next, call it 10%....Stagger your steps, as most animals if you really watch don't walk in a steady rhythm....If you make a loud noise like breaking a branch, stop, freeze, don't move at all and look JUST with your eyes, give it 5 minutes, and be sure you've not drawn attention to yourself by the sound.

Sight.......Now this will sound nuts but is true, a "prey animal" can tell when a "predator" is hunting by its walk......Be casual when getting to your spot, walk normally, don't pause or glare at at another animal if you see it just keep walking. A good example of this is when you see wolves loping past deer...The deer just glance up yet go back to eating, because they can tell the wolf isn't hunting. Yet if the wolf pauses, or hunkers down they bolt...Posture tells a lot.

Once on the hunt, don't walk and walk looking all around....Move slowly, maybe only 20 yards at a time, pause only next to objects that break up your outline and then very slowly look around......You're using a gun so you'll have a bit of range, yet even when I'm hunting with a bow I look out far, yet check close as well as many animals will freeze and simply let you pass some even within 20'.

Stay to the side of hills don't walk the ridge, peek over them and take your time looking....Often it's the twitch of an ear that will give a game animal away, not seeing it fully. Once you spot the motion the rest will come into focus............Plan on Hogs being in low area's, wet area's a plus. Also, it would be great if you could learn the area, so you'll know where their food sources are and travel habits. Like humans, they will tend to follow "paths of least resistance", till they want to escape then the denser the cover the better.

Plan on due to the heat finding them moving about early morning or late in the day.....and plan on them lingering in cooler dense area's between times.

Hunting any game could take pages of text, and no amount of explaining it makes for a magic bullet.......It takes doing it. However, think "wind, you being still and unmoving (including turning your head and raising your gun), and keeping yourself in cover including shadow and light.......yet most of all, focused patience".

As to a "back up weapon"?.......Blah.....Even with bear the best back up I have is a machete, animals, almost all in this world run from humans....How bout making your first shot count instead.

:cantbeli: Coughs ... ... Bullsh!t !!!

[Beowulf]

heh DW strikes again.

We all know that scar was from when Iceberg Slim didn't get his money on time.

"I'll cut ya!"

[Flagg]

heh DW strikes again.

We all know that scar was from when Iceberg Slim didn't get his money on time.

"I'll cut ya!"

Sounds like someone's "feelin' a little stabby"

[DeltaWhisky58]

Sounds like someone's "feelin' a little stabby"

Yup - a little sport for the weekend. woot

As to a back up weapon for something as pitaful as a pig.....Man up!....make it fair, a bit of risk is what makes it worth it....Like I said I lance hunt, and do it rather "naturally" I might add where I can which makes it even more personal. The scar from the corner of my mouth to my ear the result of not scribing the shaft deep enough to break clean. The buck jumping back towards me, ripping open my mouth and breaking two ribs as it lunged to get away.

Yet barefoot and busted up I still gutted and dragged that 180# dressed bassid the 1/2 mile home through dense woods.....hehe...I'm such a savage :) . So make it fair....If it comes to a fight you'll have something to really be proud of.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/Kaytoo/Me1/scarlrhid2.jpg

And here are the quarry:

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/HighlandSniper58/15-07-200611-51-23_0003-1.jpg

However, add one lady who does know what she's talking about, and a suitable weapon ... ... ;-)

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/HighlandSniper58/15-07-200611-51-43_0004.jpg

... ... and the results are more predictable, with not a fake boobie in sight

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/HighlandSniper58/15-07-200611-50-20_0001.jpg

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/HighlandSniper58/15-07-200611-50-41_0002.jpg

rofl rofl rofl

[Beowulf]

heh reminds me of "lock stock.." when that thug has the Bren Gun... classic.

[Flagg]

Holy poop! What's she shootin' at? A Panzer?

I want one! :)

[Hydro]

heh reminds me of "lock stock.." when that thug has the Bren Gun... classic.


"Whats that?"
"It's me Bren gun"
"Do you not think you could've brought something a little more practical?"


"IF YOU FIRE THAT THING NEAR ME AGAIN, YOU'RE A F*CKING DEAD MAN! NO IFS, NO BUTS, A F*CKING DEAD MAN!"

[DeltaWhisky58]

Holy poop! What's she shootin' at? A Panzer?

I want one! :)

.55 Boyes Anti-Tank rifle - the target was a supposedly empty propane gas bottle, APIT ammo, the result was spectacular if a little irresposible! ;-)

My little lady isn't exactly tall, but she handled that canon quite well.

As for the piggies, all real - former natives of Germany.

BTW I've always found .308/7x64mm/.30-06 quite adequate for wildboar, but I know some prefer a much heavier calibre, I know Freibier loves his 8x68mmS.

[Flagg]

.55 Boyes Anti-Tank rifle - the target was a supposedly empty propane gas bottle, APIT ammo, the result was spectacular if a little irresposible! ;-)

My little lady isn't exactly tall, but she handled that canon quite well.

As for the piggies, all real - former natives of Germany.

BTW I've always found .308/7x64mm/.30-06 quite adequate for wildboar, but I know some prefer a much heavier calibre, I know Freibier loves his 8x68mmS.

Sweet!

Have you ever used 6.5 Swedish on pigs?

[DeltaWhisky58]

No, but I love that calibre. I used to have an old 6.5x54mm Manilicher-Schönauer M1903 which easily had the ooomph to do the job, I've no doubt that 6.5x55mm with 160gr. bullets would knock piggy over.

The old German military 8x57JS Mauser round is still one of the best pig-killers, and also .303 with the right bullet.

I'm a great believer in the older heavier/slower rounds such as 8x57, .303, 7x57, 6.5x55 etc. with bullet weights of 160gr.+

I know a guy in Germany who has an old pre-WW1 express rifle in some obscure 11mm calibre, that thing is awesome.

.308Win with 180gr. is a sure killer.

[Chops]

.55 Boyes Anti-Tank rifle - the target was a supposedly empty propane gas bottle, APIT ammo, the result was spectacular if a little irresposible! ;-)


My grandad carried one for about three weeks after Milne Bay- along with his Thompson. It 'disappeared' into a gully the first opportunity he got- 'lost due to enemy action'- "forty pounds of ****" he called it. Fun to shoot but a bytch to carry especially in the dark green.

[DeltaWhisky58]

Yes, wouldn't want to carry one further than from the car to the firing point.

[K2-Kelly]

Yup - a little sport for the weekend. woot
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/HighlandSniper58/15-07-200611-50-41_0002.jpg

Well that's responsible hunting http://www.wingwalkers.org/Forum/images/smiles/eusa_snooty.gif ....Nice Boars though where's the tusks?....Game Ranch?....Next time try a bow or lance though to make it a bit more of a hunt vs. a slaughter. It never ceases to amaze me when even hunting deer some guy will always show with his heavy scoped .300 Mag when all it takes is a bit of "patience" and a light bow or lance.

.308/7x64mm/.30-06 just not needed, but nice kills never the less.... http://www.babesandstuff.com/forum/images/smilies/2thumbs.gif

[Beowulf]

awww shyte.

Keep yo pimp hand strong DW.

[DeltaWhisky58]

Well that's responsible hunting http://www.wingwalkers.org/Forum/images/smiles/eusa_snooty.gif ....Nice Boars though where's the tusks?....Game Ranch?....Next time try a bow or lance though to make it a bit more of a hunt vs. a slaughter. It never ceases to amaze me when even hunting deer some guy will always show with his heavy scoped .300 Mag when all it takes is a bit of "patience" and a light bow or lance.

.308/7x64mm/.30-06 just not needed, but nice kills never the less.... http://www.babesandstuff.com/forum/images/smilies/2thumbs.gif

:cantbeli:

Game ranch? This is the real world lady, where animals live wild and don't get hunted by bullsh!tters. Those wildboar were shot in Germany in a driven shoot. Spear and bow hunting have been illegal here for a long time.

You don't realy think anyone believes the rubbish you keep on posting do you - come on, wise up, let's see the evidence. You get back to your lounger and pour another margareta to help the day dreams flow ... ... p-)

Isn't it time for your "How I killed me a polar bear with only a fruit knife whilst wearing nothing but my thong" story, or does that come after the parachuted into enemy territory and living off of the land BS?

[Freibier]

I hunt pigs with a 8x68S Heym SR-30, till now they didn't get farther than max 10m after being hit.
Over the years I remember about 5 incidents where some hunting colleagues failed to kill them on the spot and I had to help finding them in the brush.
That really sucks and is quite dangerous as a wounded pig attacks you when it gets the chance.
Two times we had no dogs, after the job was finished, we were pumped with adrelanin.

[DeltaWhisky58]

I hunt pigs with a 8x68S Heym SR-30, till now they didn't get farther than max 10m after being hit.
Over the years I remember about 5 incidents where some hunting colleagues failed to kill them on the spot and I had to help finding them in the brush.
That really sucks and is quite dangerous as a wounded pig attacks you when it gets the chance.
Two times we had no dogs, after the job was finished, we were pumped with adrelanin.

Ha-ha - but surely you are also feeling unfulfilled today having heard of the Amazonian exploits of our lady-bullsh!tter with her bow and lance. I'd love to see how she does a nachsuche - with a stone axe clenched between her boobies?

[Freibier]

Well, I'm too much a pussy to even consider bow and lance for pig hunting :D
I mean, why live in the 21st century and use obsolete hardware?

[K2-Kelly]

:cantbeli:

Game ranch? This is the real world lady, where animals live wild and don't get hunted by bullsh!tters. Those wildboar were shot in Germany in a driven shoot. Spear and bow hunting have been illegal here for a long time.

You don't realy think anyone believes the rubbish you keep on posting do you - come on, wise up, let's see the evidence. You get back to your lounger and pour another margareta to help the day dreams flow ... ... p-)

Isn't it time for your "How I killed me a polar bear with only a fruit knife whilst wearing nothing but my thong" story, or does that come after the parachuted into enemy territory and living off of the land BS?


Well then come to America then.....Bow hunting here has become so popular that here in Michigan the season lasts 3 months with centerfire firearm lasting 15 days, muzzle loading I believe only 10 days in that whole 3 month season. Lance few do yet the DNR states as long as it is not an illegal trap/poison/firearm/etc. during the bow season they don't care. It most often reserved for bear by a select few in the south hunting them with dogs, yet some have begun to use them on other game all "lunging" not throwing.

However, perhaps bow hunting was banned in germany as it does take a bit of patience and skill. "Driving them" to hunters waiting sipping coffee and then unleashing a hailstorm once they come into the open or reach the end of some gully trapped naturally taking some skill of its own as I suppose you need to walk to where you'll wait trigger fingers twitching.

Here though still popular as I believe in America we have 1 or 2 guns still laying around ;) many simply find it too easy....So enhance their season bow hunting many simply leaving the gun to more worthwhile ventures.

Havn't you heard? We're the new Barbarians in the U.S.........You don't even have hunting compared to what goes on here in the land of pleanty :D.....Come give it a try sometime, you'll like it though we don't wear suits to do it.

[signatory]

You don't even have hunting compared to what goes on here in the land of pleanty

as illustrated by your Vice President.....

[DeltaWhisky58]

Well then come to America then.....Bow hunting here has become so popular that here in Michigan the season lasts 3 months with centerfire firearm lasting 15 days, muzzle loading I believe only 10 days in that whole 3 month season. Lance few do yet the DNR states as long as it is not an illegal trap/poison/firearm/etc. during the bow season they don't care. It most often reserved for bear by a select few in the south hunting them with dogs, yet some have begun to use them on other game all "lunging" not throwing.

However, perhaps bow hunting was banned in germany as it does take a bit of patience and skill. "Driving them" to hunters waiting sipping coffee and then unleashing a hailstorm once they come into the open or reach the end of some gully trapped naturally taking some skill of its own as I suppose you need to walk to where you'll wait trigger fingers twitching.

Here though still popular as I believe in America we have 1 or 2 guns still laying around ;) many simply find it too easy....So enhance their season
bow hunting many simply leaving the gun to more worthwhile ventures.

Havn't you heard? We're the new Barbarians in the U.S.........You don't even have hunting compared to what goes on here in the land of pleanty :D.....Come give it a try sometime, you'll like it though we don't wear suits to do it.

Madam - I don't live in Germany, if you would care to take a look to the left of this dialogue, you will note that I in fact live in the hunter's paradise otherwise known as Scotland. I do however have extensive experience of hunting wildboar in Germany.

Why would I need to come hunt in Michigan when I have my own deer hunting area here in Scotland where my frfiends and I anually bag between 35 and fifty roe deer, and the odd red deer or two?

Bow hunting has been made illegal in most European countries - I assume you know where Europe is - because it is deemed inhumane and inefficient. I have no personal comment, so unlike your view on rifle hunting I will not comment.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b212/HighlandSniper58/15-07-200616-39-32_0001.jpg

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[Beowulf]

"yet barefoot and busted up I still gutted and dragged that 180# dressed bassid the 1/2 mile home through dense woods"

WTF the day a 150lb (? mostly boobs) female carries a 180lb deer, 1/2 mile, barefoot, through dense woods, all the while bleeding from the face is the day Colonel John Matrix loses a knife fight.

Now if you'll excuse me I've got to go report to Space Shuttle Door Gunner School. I might not get in on account of my 82 foot synthetic johnson.

[titget]

"yet barefoot and busted up I still gutted and dragged that 180# dressed bassid the 1/2 mile home through dense woods"

WTF the day a 150lb (? mostly boobs) female carries a 180lb deer, 1/2 mile, barefoot, through dense woods, all the while bleeding from the face is the day Colonel John Matrix loses a knife fight.

Now if you'll excuse me I've got to go report to Space Shuttle Door Gunner School. I might not get in on account of my 82 foot synthetic johnson.

hahahahahhahahhaahahhahharofl

[Maine Finn]

"yet barefoot and busted up I still gutted and dragged that 180# dressed bassid the 1/2 mile home through dense woods"

WTF the day a 150lb (? mostly boobs) female carries a 180lb deer, 1/2 mile, barefoot, through dense woods, all the while bleeding from the face is the day Colonel John Matrix loses a knife fight.

Now if you'll excuse me I've got to go report to Space Shuttle Door Gunner School. I might not get in on account of my 82 foot synthetic johnson.

Point for the Ninja Mod. :)

[K2-Kelly]

Yes, Scotland.....The hunters paradise. I'll look for that in the travel brochures.


"yet barefoot and busted up I still gutted and dragged that 180# dressed bassid the 1/2 mile home through dense woods"

WTF the day a 150lb (? mostly boobs) female carries a 180lb deer, 1/2 mile, barefoot, through dense woods, all the while bleeding from the face is the day Colonel John Matrix loses a knife fight. .

and you must "read" the words plus hunt yourself to realize that "drag" does not equal "carry"........In fact, if you can "carry" it ever consider maybe it shouldn't have been shot?......As for the injuries you do the task at hand, how it is unless you can't do them. I've not had the luxury of running home boo-hooing to mommy. However, if that's your thing.....who am I to judge ;)

[Beowulf]

Yes, Scotland.....The hunters paradise. I'll look for that in the travel brochures.




and you must "read" the words plus hunt yourself to realize that "drag" does not equal "carry"........In fact, if you can "carry" it ever consider maybe it shouldn't have been shot?......As for the injuries you do the task at hand, how it is unless you can't do them. I've not had the luxury of running home boo-hooing to mommy. However, if that's your thing.....who am I to judge ;)


boohooing to mommy....what are you kidding me? I've forgotten more about "gut-check" than you'll ever know.

If you think some bs stories from an old lady who looks like Jack Palance on a bad hair day with two overripe casaba melons surgically inserted under his leathery hide, is gonna impress me you are sadly mistaken.

[Chops]

Beo- 1

Leathery Jack Palance with inflatables- Nil

[Maine Finn]

I'm taking bets on the outcome of this line of 'discussion'. Starting at five dollars on Beo.

Any takers?

[Chops]

Side bets jointly controlled? Any unclaimed goes to the house and no CJ can't hold the stake...

rofl

[Maine Finn]

Side bets jointly controlled? Any unclaimed goes to the house and no CJ can't hold the stake...

rofl

Naturally. Anyone got the popcorn?

[americanbychoice]

Naturally. Anyone got the popcorn?

It's like a car crash, this thread... I don't want to look, but I cannot turn away.

[Asheren]

Throws bucket at Maine Finn. No beer for me today i am still recovering from U-boot hunting last night.

[AFJROTC55]

see, kelly here says that she does all this "great white hunter, killed em with a knife junk", yeah thats great, see, what im betting is that what she does is gets up close for the kill, soon as she has a good position to lunge at them, she flashes them, you know, to blind and disorient, then moves in at them from behind to take the kill.

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[California Joe]

"I likes me some big titties. Now squeeeeeeeeeal like a piggy"

http://www.s-plan.fslife.co.uk/deliverance/deliverance_guitar.jpg

[AFJROTC55]

^^^^^ OMFUG to funny, to freaking funny,

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[BadKarma26]

Cal (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0736622/): That's a good looking grandma! My grandma looks like Jack Palance.
Andy Stitzer (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0136797/): Well, she's no Jack Palance.
Cal (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0736622/): No. If Jack Palance looked like that lady I would want to **** Jack Palance right now.

[K2-Kelly]

boohooing to mommy....what are you kidding me? I've forgotten more about "gut-check" than you'll ever know.

If you think some bs stories from an old lady who looks like Jack Palance on a bad hair day with two overripe casaba melons surgically inserted under his leathery hide, is gonna impress me you are sadly mistaken.

Heh.....well since you've forgotten more about "gut check" then I'll ever know, then I'm sure you realize the task stated was neither impressive or a big deal, hence the surprise at all the hoo ha over it............As to no more bow hunting in Europe, though venturing a guess I'd imagine it has little to do with being "humane".....More so an old hold over from years past, when "silent" weapons were banned by the ruling classes to prevent poaching and sniping. Naturally the majority of the population no longer hunting, so I'd imagine it difficult at best to reinstitute something gone so long.

As to "odds on the outcome"? Give me $10 on the Mods. Actually I find it nice that they support one another as they should, yet this is their forum and here they wield the authority which MUST be final. Surprising they're resorting to slurs and insults, but hey, we all set our own standards........Trouble is Mod or no I'll not reply in kind, I refuse to ever lose my temper or control openly, as there is really little point that simply showing one feeling threatened or cornered.........I think we all know the probable outcome however........As when attack and insult even in force does not generate the result sought (for me to lose control), then you skip right to the desired end just or no. The mods MUST have absolute power here, and also a bit of "don't question me" factor to operate....Just how it is or otherwise would be a circus.

Amazing to me though how much focus I've generated......ah well, irie mon ;)

[BadKarma26]

Amazing to me though how much focus I've generated......ah well, irie mon ;)[/quote]

Hey Kelly how do you feel about affairs with 21 year old soldiers?

[Anthony91]

Ask A_Dawg or Hellfish6, they know alot about stalking.

Hey it's not my fault I like Bridget.

[Maine Finn]

Amazing to me though how much focus I've generated......ah well, irie mon ;)

Hey Kelly how do you feel about affairs with 21 year old soldiers?

I'm glad I don't work at the TMC nearest to you... I'm pretty sure this one is fiesty!

:roll:


Edit:

As to "odds on the outcome"? Give me $10 on the Mods.

I think perhaps you missed my meaning. But whatever.

[BadKarma26]

Hey it's not my fault I like Bridget.

but youre only 14! I couldnt even read when I was 14

[California Joe]

C'mon, you like the focus you've generated. And frankly you should have your own show on Outdoor Network. Watching you all painted up, in a loincloth tracking bears with a lance beats the hell out of some old white dudes bass fishing. I'd watch that.

Your pal, Legolas.

[AFJROTC55]

i cant blame a-dawg, he speaks the truth.

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[Anthony91]

but youre only 14! I couldnt even read when I was 14

Thats because you've been running from Interpol for 20 years now. :)


i cant blame a-dawg, he speaks the truth.

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All hail the 14-year old teen from Hicksville, USA.

[titget]

Hey it's not my fault I like Bridget.

no it's not your fault,it's my fault...........for being so freakin cool:-P

[BadKarma26]

Thats because you've been running from Interpol for 20 years now. :)
thats a legitimate point. and anyways that hot teacher wanted to **** that 13 year old right?? I saw that on O reily. well sheeeit boy youre a year older than that. when you hook up with bridget you shouldnt tell anyone...im sure that idiot 13 year old learned his lesson.

[AFJROTC55]

well, you cant help but get a little H&B from a girl who has a M60 blazing Rambo as her avatar.

am i right, am i right, comeon, somebody.

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[Anthony91]

no it's not your fault,it's my fault...........for being so freakin cool:-P

Your teh coolest p3rson EVar. :)

[Hot Lips]

Gawd, I never expected this topic on MP.net, but I LOVE to go wild hog hunting myself. There is this awesome local watering hole where I know I'm sure to bag a beast when the mood strikes. I have to disagree with Kelly thought, because while they might be used to humans being around, they never seem to get any wiser.

I too stalk my prey within close proximity and I'm not adverse to a little hand to hand combat with these beasts if that is what it takes. I tangled for hours with one before it finally went down. *sigh* Good times.

Wind direction is crucial, but I like to be upwind from my prey because I've discovered by sheer accident on a past excursion that when I wear Christian Dior "Poison" it seems to bring the hogs a running. I want them to get a wiff of me coming before I close in for the kill. It's exilerating.

I think Kelly has a point about sound. I find the less noise I make the more receptive to my trap they are.

Sight. I find that THIS is 90% of the battle. Hogs are visual creatures by nature. I don't hide my path, in fact, I'll strut right past them, just daring them to approach. I like to get to know my surroundings and let these hugs get used to my presence so that I seem like less of a threat. I never stare at them when we make contact. I look away so that they feel more dominent. I let them think I'm the prey.

I put myself right out there. I saunter up to the water hole, bend down and take my drink with the beasts letting them take a good long look at me. Slowly they come sniffing around, trying to figure out why I'm there. They seem confused at first and stand offish, but eventually the grow accustom to my presence.

I don't go barefoot. I like to wear my special hunting boots that come up to my thighs for protection and, while I knows it's a little Indiana Jones of me, I like to bring my whip to help fend them off when neccessary. Though somestimes they seem to like that more. I have a protective leather vest I wear too because I don't like to get all scarred up after I've bagged my beast.

I'd like to say I'm classy when I'm hunting, but I've come to realize that on the rare occassions I'm looking to snar something wild to mount that "classy" can be a turn off to these animals.

I'm sure this sounds like utter BS to most of you because your small minds can't fathom a mere woman getting over on a wild hog. The only proof I can offer you is a picture of me in my hunting gear (http://www.nightmarefactory.com/UA8864.jpg).




My mother always told me all men are pigs, but she's only 1/2 right. ;)

[Maine Finn]

well, you cant help but get a little H&B from a girl who has a M60 blazing Rambo as her avatar.

am i right, am i right, comeon, somebody.

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Beer and Viagra don't mix well, my friend. ;)

[Anthony91]

Why go wild hog hunting outside, when you can just hunt down me, Hellfish, and Macs.

[BadKarma26]

heh. thats funny hot lips.

[AFJROTC55]

^^^^^^Maine Finn, your wisdom is unparalleled.

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[Maine Finn]

^^^^^^Maine Finn, your wisdom is unparalleled.

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I have my moments.

[AFJROTC55]

Hey, two things, A. can anybody get a hold of hood, quick, bc i sent him a PM and B, how do i get those stupid smiley face things to put into my posts?

thanks

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[California Joe]

Gawd, I never expected this topic on MP.net, but I LOVE to go wild hog hunting myself. There is this awesome local watering hole where I know I'm sure to bag a beast when the mood strikes. I have to disagree with Kelly thought, because while they might be used to humans being around, they never seem to get any wiser.

I too stalk my prey within close proximity and I'm not adverse to a little hand to hand combat with these beasts if that is what it takes. I tangled for hours with one before it finally went down. *sigh* Good times.

Wind direction is crucial, but I like to be upwind from my prey because I've discovered by sheer accident on a past excursion that when I wear Christian Dior "Poison" it seems to bring the hogs a running. I want them to get a wiff of me coming before I close in for the kill. It's exilerating.

I think Kelly has a point about sound. I find the less noise I make the more receptive to my trap they are.

Sight. I find that THIS is 90% of the battle. Hogs are visual creatures by nature. I don't hide my path, in fact, I'll strut right past them, just daring them to approach. I like to get to know my surroundings and let these hugs get used to my presence so that I seem like less of a threat. I never stare at them when we make contact. I look away so that they feel more dominent. I let them think I'm the prey.

I put myself right out there. I saunter up to the water hole, bend down and take my drink with the beasts letting them take a good long look at me. Slowly they come sniffing around, trying to figure out why I'm there. They seem confused at first and stand offish, but eventually the grow accustom to my presence.

I don't go barefoot. I like to wear my special hunting boots that come up to my thighs for protection and, while I knows it's a little Indiana Jones of me, I like to bring my whip to help fend them off when neccessary. Though somestimes they seem to like that more. I have a protective leather vest I wear too because I don't like to get all scarred up after I've bagged my beast.

I'd like to say I'm classy when I'm hunting, but I've come to realize that on the rare occassions I'm looking to snar something wild to mount that "classy" can be a turn off to these animals.

I'm sure this sounds like utter BS to most of you because your small minds can't fathom a mere woman getting over on a wild hog. The only proof I can offer you is a picture of me in my hunting gear (http://www.nightmarefactory.com/UA8864.jpg).




My mother always told me all men are pigs, but she's only 1/2 right. ;)

Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

[titget]

Hot Lips that about made me piss my pants..rofl

[AFJROTC55]

I think that they should make "Beer and Viagra do not mix well" a man law, or maybe a "man warning"

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[BadKarma26]

hey maine finn i once put an NaCL drip into a guy who said he was dehydrated from PT at our CLS class and then squeezed the bag and watched his vein expand then I ripped it out and squirted the team next to us

[Maine Finn]

Hey, two things, A. can anybody get a hold of hood, quick, bc i sent him a PM and B, how do i get those stupid smiley face things to put into my posts?

thanks

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On the second question. It's 'IM-type'. Click on 'Quote' and it should show you.

Edit:


hey maine finn i once put an NaCL drip into a guy who said he was dehydrated from PT at our CLS class and then squeezed the bag and watched his vein expand then I ripped it out and squirted the team next to us

Claaaaaass.

[titget]

I think that they should make "Beer and Viagra do not mix well" a man law, or maybe a "man warning"

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why dont they mix well???? I would think they do
beer dick+ viagra= no more beer dick


and to put the smiley in..just click on one:)

[Greek soldier]

Hot Lips, MP.net's Amazon :D

http://www.nightmarefactory.com/UA8864.jpg

[AFJROTC55]

^^^^^^^^^I THINK I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS

4th or 5th funniest thing i've ever heard.

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[Beowulf]

Gawd, I never expected this topic on MP.net, but I LOVE to go wild hog hunting myself. There is this awesome local watering hole where I know I'm sure to bag a beast when the mood strikes. I have to disagree with Kelly thought, because while they might be used to humans being around, they never seem to get any wiser.

I too stalk my prey within close proximity and I'm not adverse to a little hand to hand combat with these beasts if that is what it takes. I tangled for hours with one before it finally went down. *sigh* Good times.

Wind direction is crucial, but I like to be upwind from my prey because I've discovered by sheer accident on a past excursion that when I wear Christian Dior "Poison" it seems to bring the hogs a running. I want them to get a wiff of me coming before I close in for the kill. It's exilerating.

I think Kelly has a point about sound. I find the less noise I make the more receptive to my trap they are.

Sight. I find that THIS is 90% of the battle. Hogs are visual creatures by nature. I don't hide my path, in fact, I'll strut right past them, just daring them to approach. I like to get to know my surroundings and let these hugs get used to my presence so that I seem like less of a threat. I never stare at them when we make contact. I look away so that they feel more dominent. I let them think I'm the prey.

I put myself right out there. I saunter up to the water hole, bend down and take my drink with the beasts letting them take a good long look at me. Slowly they come sniffing around, trying to figure out why I'm there. They seem confused at first and stand offish, but eventually the grow accustom to my presence.

I don't go barefoot. I like to wear my special hunting boots that come up to my thighs for protection and, while I knows it's a little Indiana Jones of me, I like to bring my whip to help fend them off when neccessary. Though somestimes they seem to like that more. I have a protective leather vest I wear too because I don't like to get all scarred up after I've bagged my beast.

I'd like to say I'm classy when I'm hunting, but I've come to realize that on the rare occassions I'm looking to snar something wild to mount that "classy" can be a turn off to these animals.

I'm sure this sounds like utter BS to most of you because your small minds can't fathom a mere woman getting over on a wild hog. The only proof I can offer you is a picture of me in my hunting gear (http://www.nightmarefactory.com/UA8864.jpg).




My mother always told me all men are pigs, but she's only 1/2 right. ;)


holy crap....

That was awesome.

[AFJROTC55]

no, i mean like, i dont have them, my friend does, i dont even have them at my disposal. any help

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[Anthony91]

Hot Lips, MP.net's Amazon :D

http://www.nightmarefactory.com/UA8864.jpg

:) :) :) Mommy can I have that for Christmas? :) :) :)

[Hot Lips]

Your ideas intrigue me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

I'll put you on the list. Every few months I like to plan a private mock hunt to keep my skills sharp. It's a casual affair, but attire must be form fitting.

[AFJROTC55]

and yeah, you're right about the equation, beer dick+Viagra=no beer dick but if Mr, Penis is askin for to much of a raise, there is a potential for bad things to occur.

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[titget]

and yeah, you're right about the equation, beer dick+Viagra=no beer dick but if Mr, Penis is askin for to much of a raise, there is a potential for bad things to occur.

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ahhhhh I see...I'll keep that in mind if I ever get a penisp-)


about the smiley thing..you mean you don't even have them displayed anywhere?

[BadKarma26]

and yeah, you're right about the equation, beer dick+Viagra=no beer dick but if Mr, Penis is askin for to much of a raise, there is a potential for bad things to occur.

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arent you like 15? I didn't even start getting erections until a year ago. this thread needs an age limit.

[Anthony91]

and yeah, you're right about the equation, beer dick+Viagra=no beer dick but if Mr, Penis is askin for to much of a raise, there is a potential for bad things to occur.

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Like OMG, you said Penis. I think it's time to pull out today's magical word.


PERPETUITY

[AFJROTC55]

how does 17 sound?

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[BadKarma26]

well im leaving everyone to go get ammo and gas! wish me luck, and if we bag any ill bring back pictures...and a healthy sexual appetite

[AFJROTC55]

and the whole perpetuity thing, i dont get it.

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[Hot Lips]

well im leaving everyone to go get ammo and gas! wish me luck, and if we bag any ill bring back pictures...and a healthy sexual appetite

Good luck! I hope you get gas!


Hmmmm, that didn't come out right.

[Anthony91]

well im leaving everyone to go get ammo and gas! wish me luck, and if we bag any ill bring back pictures...and a healthy sexual appetite

Dont kill anybody now.

[AFJROTC55]

so...the person who started this thread just left to do what was originally intended to be discussed on the thread, then the thread was comically hijacked, does that mean we stop talking now?

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[Anthony91]

so...the person who started this thread just left to do what was originally intended to be discussed on the thread, then the thread was comically hijacked, does that mean we stop talking now?

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Yeah thats the main point of it.

[AFJROTC55]

ok, just so i know

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[Hot Lips]

holy crap....

That was awesome.

Thanks. I've never had the pleasure of hunting wild hogs overseas, but when I lived in Chicago, sometimes when the ships came in they'd get loose down at the Navy pier.

[wormie]

poor beppo.

[AFJROTC55]

but, you cant, not beppo, he's from the internet, you know, to help us.

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http://dontworrysir.ytmnd.com/

[Anthony91]

poor beppo.

.....well that was random.

BOOBIES {.}{.}:)

[Asheren]

I hope he will get some heavy bullets.

Hot Lips
Perfect 10 points on rotflcopter scale

[AFJROTC55]

Dawg, i like your boobies.

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[Flagg]

Gawd, I never expected this topic on MP.net, but I LOVE to go wild hog hunting myself. There is this awesome local watering hole where I know I'm sure to bag a beast when the mood strikes. I have to disagree with Kelly thought, because while they might be used to humans being around, they never seem to get any wiser.

I too stalk my prey within close proximity and I'm not adverse to a little hand to hand combat with these beasts if that is what it takes. I tangled for hours with one before it finally went down. *sigh* Good times.

Wind direction is crucial, but I like to be upwind from my prey because I've discovered by sheer accident on a past excursion that when I wear Christian Dior "Poison" it seems to bring the hogs a running. I want them to get a wiff of me coming before I close in for the kill. It's exilerating.

I think Kelly has a point about sound. I find the less noise I make the more receptive to my trap they are.

Sight. I find that THIS is 90% of the battle. Hogs are visual creatures by nature. I don't hide my path, in fact, I'll strut right past them, just daring them to approach. I like to get to know my surroundings and let these hugs get used to my presence so that I seem like less of a threat. I never stare at them when we make contact. I look away so that they feel more dominent. I let them think I'm the prey.

I put myself right out there. I saunter up to the water hole, bend down and take my drink with the beasts letting them take a good long look at me. Slowly they come sniffing around, trying to figure out why I'm there. They seem confused at first and stand offish, but eventually the grow accustom to my presence.

I don't go barefoot. I like to wear my special hunting boots that come up to my thighs for protection and, while I knows it's a little Indiana Jones of me, I like to bring my whip to help fend them off when neccessary. Though somestimes they seem to like that more. I have a protective leather vest I wear too because I don't like to get all scarred up after I've bagged my beast.

I'd like to say I'm classy when I'm hunting, but I've come to realize that on the rare occassions I'm looking to snar something wild to mount that "classy" can be a turn off to these animals.

I'm sure this sounds like utter BS to most of you because your small minds can't fathom a mere woman getting over on a wild hog. The only proof I can offer you is a picture of me in my hunting gear (http://www.nightmarefactory.com/UA8864.jpg).




My mother always told me all men are pigs, but she's only 1/2 right. ;)


Hee Haw! Your word-talk is purdy! :)

[Hot Lips]

Squeeaaaaaaaaal for me!

[He219]

Hogzirra ...
p-)

[n4292936]

holysmokes!! is that pike shaped thing leaning against the pile of dirt what you speared it with, or did you subdue it with your bare hands, bury it alive, then dig it up and hang it for the photo op.... cause both of those stories would be cool

[Macs.]

That guy beside the boar is obviously a midget.

[Flagg]

I'm guessing that's his shell scrape from which he successfully defended Tokyo from Hogzirra and Mothra.

Although I have to admit seeing a giant pig and a hole in the ground has been drooling for a Hangi!

[AFJROTC55]

Hogzirra ...
p-)



AW NAW ISSS A BIG SCARY MONSHTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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[Hot Lips]

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuue-eeeeeeeee Pig Pig Pig Pig Pig!

[Anthony91]

Dawg, i like your boobies.

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Thanks. :D:D. {Why did I compliment that?}

[AFJROTC55]

i dont know but its all good...

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[Anthony91]

i dont know but its all good...

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Hey when you talk to me, you call me Mr. Higgins. Got it?

[AFJROTC55]

roger that Mr Dawg, or, ersir, er, Higgins, er, Commanderson, Er, Mr, Higgins, sir.

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[Eat a bullet]

That guy beside the boar is obviously a midget.
Of course, only a minja could take something like that down.

[farmgirl]

boohooing to mommy....what are you kidding me? I've forgotten more about "gut-check" than you'll ever know.

If you think some bs stories from an old lady who looks like Jack Palance on a bad hair day with two overripe casaba melons surgically inserted under his leathery hide, is gonna impress me you are sadly mistaken.


Beo... you are the king... I haven't laughed that hard in ages....

[farmgirl]

Gawd, I never expected this topic on MP.net, but I LOVE to go wild hog hunting myself. There is this awesome local watering hole where I know I'm sure to bag a beast when the mood strikes. I have to disagree with Kelly thought, because while they might be used to humans being around, they never seem to get any wiser.

I too stalk my prey within close proximity and I'm not adverse to a little hand to hand combat with these beasts if that is what it takes. I tangled for hours with one before it finally went down. *sigh* Good times.

Wind direction is crucial, but I like to be upwind from my prey because I've discovered by sheer accident on a past excursion that when I wear Christian Dior "Poison" it seems to bring the hogs a running. I want them to get a wiff of me coming before I close in for the kill. It's exilerating.

I think Kelly has a point about sound. I find the less noise I make the more receptive to my trap they are.

Sight. I find that THIS is 90% of the battle. Hogs are visual creatures by nature. I don't hide my path, in fact, I'll strut right past them, just daring them to approach. I like to get to know my surroundings and let these hugs get used to my presence so that I seem like less of a threat. I never stare at them when we make contact. I look away so that they feel more dominent. I let them think I'm the prey.

I put myself right out there. I saunter up to the water hole, bend down and take my drink with the beasts letting them take a good long look at me. Slowly they come sniffing around, trying to figure out why I'm there. They seem confused at first and stand offish, but eventually the grow accustom to my presence.

I don't go barefoot. I like to wear my special hunting boots that come up to my thighs for protection and, while I knows it's a little Indiana Jones of me, I like to bring my whip to help fend them off when neccessary. Though somestimes they seem to like that more. I have a protective leather vest I wear too because I don't like to get all scarred up after I've bagged my beast.

I'd like to say I'm classy when I'm hunting, but I've come to realize that on the rare occassions I'm looking to snar something wild to mount that "classy" can be a turn off to these animals.

I'm sure this sounds like utter BS to most of you because your small minds can't fathom a mere woman getting over on a wild hog. The only proof I can offer you is a picture of me in my hunting gear (http://www.nightmarefactory.com/UA8864.jpg).




My mother always told me all men are pigs, but she's only 1/2 right. ;)


Hottie... I'm gone for two days, and you post this while I'm gone.... nicely done. I can relate to much of your post, but I far you have me beat in the art of the hunt. :D
btw... you can't have Wonder Woman as an avatar.... I am Wonder Woman!!!!

[oldsoak]

Sweet!

Have you ever used 6.5 Swedish on pigs?

Works a treat - knocked a small one over at the back of Nelson. Used 139grn reloads with ADI powder

[Flagg]

Works a treat - knocked a small one over at the back of Nelson. Used 139grn reloads with ADI powder

I'm patiently awaiting a chance to put a couple S&B 131's & 140's down range.

And I just found an insanely cheap deal on bulk Norma Match for target shooting as well as Lapua brass for handloads....I am such a gun dork.

[DeltaWhisky58]

Lapua - best brass I've ever loaded. I bought .308, .222 and 7x64 brass as empty cases - love the idea that there are always 102/103 cases in a 100 rd box - allows for the odd loss.