Blow me away with some awesomeness

[Hellfish]

I'm not easily impressed. Try to impress me with something so cool I'll blow my mind.

[Anthony91]

Theres a Hydrogen Bomb in your brain.....I put it there.

[Hellfish]

You fail. Next.

[ed316]

The greatest achievement is selflessness. The greatest worth is self-mastery. The greatest quality is seeking to serve others. The greatest precept is continual awareness. The greatest medicine is the emptiness of everything. The greatest action is not conforming with the worlds ways. The greatest magic is transmuting the passions. The greatest generosity is non-attachment. The greatest goodness is a peaceful mind. The greatest patience is humility. The greatest effort is not concerned with results. The greatest meditation is a mind that lets go. The greatest wisdom is seeing through appearances.

[Roldwin]

Let a shark to chew your *****p-)

(you will be very impressed with the result...)

[Hellfish]

The greatest achievement is selflessness. The greatest worth is self-mastery. The greatest quality is seeking to serve others. The greatest precept is continual awareness. The greatest medicine is the emptiness of everything. The greatest action is not conforming with the worlds ways. The greatest magic is transmuting the passions. The greatest generosity is non-attachment. The greatest goodness is a peaceful mind. The greatest patience is humility. The greatest effort is not concerned with results. The greatest meditation is a mind that lets go. The greatest wisdom is seeing through appearances.

I don't know if this counts, as I've already read it - not verbatim, but still. So far you're in the lead, though. Now if Roldwin could paint a picture of a shark biting off a *****, that'd be some serious awesomeness.

[rhino]

never seen hellfish start a thread that just asks to be hijaked

Pierogi are a kind of dumpling also known as perogi, perogy, piroghi, pirogi, or pyrohy. Most English-speakers treat these forms as singular and form the plural by adding -s, but a few consider them plural and form the singular by removal of the -i or -y. In Swedish however, the singular form is pirog and the plural form is created by adding -er at the end. Pierogi is the plural form of the Polish Pieróg.
Pierogi are of virtually untraceable Central or Eastern European origin; claims have been staked for the Poles, Russians, Lithuanians, Ukrainians, Rusyns, Slovaks, and the Czechs. Similarity to dumplings found in the Far East such as Chinese pot-stickers fuels speculation, well-founded or not, that the Mongols and Tatars brought the recipe to the West.
Pierogi are square- or crescent-shaped dumplings of unleavened dough, stuffed with sauerkraut, cheese, mashed potatoes, cabbage, onion, meat, hard-boiled eggs (the last is rather Mennonite-specific), or any combination thereof, or with a fruit filling. They are typically fried or boiled until they float, and then covered with butter or oil: the Mennonite tradition of baking and serving with borscht; and the Polish way of boiling, then frying in butter, and serving topped with bread crumbs. They are typically served with plenty of sour cream, and the savoury ones are topped with fried bacon or onions. The most popular of the Polish variety are savoury pierogi ruskie, stuffed with cheese, mashed potatoes, and onion. Meat-filled, boiled dumplings called pelmeni (пельмени), originating in Siberia, are very popular throughout Russia and in other parts of the former Soviet Union.
In the United States, the term Pierogi is commonly taken to mean Polish pierogi. The word pirog (or its equivalent in the various Slavic languages) means pie, which can take the form of a stuffed dumpling, pastry, or two-crusted pie. Varenyky or vareniki are boiled pierogi (from varyty, to boil) and are particularly Ukrainian. In Russian, pirogi is the plural form of the generic pirog, which usually refers to a large two-crusted pie and not a dumpling (pelmeni or vareniki) or filled bun (pirozhki).
In Russian cuisine, pirozhki (also piroshki, or Ukrainian pyrizhky) are small stuffed buns made of either yeast dough or short pastry. They are filled with one of many different fillings, and either baked or fried. The singular form is pirozhok, the diminutive form of the word pirog. The stress in pirozhki is properly placed on the last syllable: [piroʒˈki].
In Hungarian cuisine, the pierogi is used as primarily as a feasting food for special occasions such as weddings. It was brought to Hungary by the merchant Andras Perl, for his wedding with his wife Katalin in 1764. The Banki family, home to Katalin, usually renowned for its ferocity in battle, was so moved by the pierogi, that now, the pierogi is common to most Hungarian weddings.
Pierogi are popular throughout Russia, Central Europe, and Eastern Europe, including Greece, and in areas of North America where immigrants brought their cuisine. Pierogi at first were a family food among immigrants, but in the post-World War II era, freshly cooked pierogi became a staple of fundraisers by ethnic churches. By the 1960s, pierogi were a common supermarket item in the frozen food aisles in parts of the United States and Canada. The Canadian Prairies in particular have a large Ukrainian population, and pierogi (usually called perogy, -ogies [pəˈroːgi]) are very common in restaurants and supermarkets, and so familiar that some Asian restaurants bill their pot-stickers as "Chinese perogies".
Packed frozen pierogi can be found everywhere Russian or Polish communities exist. Such pierogi are made in industrial machinery, much of which is made by Italian companies such as Arienti & Cattaneo, Ima, Ostoni, Zamboni, etc. These pierogi usually weigh around 20 grams each but resemble an oversize half-moon ravioli, which is why Italian pasta machines are commonly used for industrial production.
In 1993, the town of Glendon, Alberta, unveiled its roadside tribute to this culinary treat--a "Giant Perogy," complete with fork, 25 feet (7.6 m) tall.

[Sgt.Jones]

I was walking down the street back in 2002 in Newark NJ and all of a sudden essex county SWAT team storms out a van and kicks down a door in ran in the house of a bloods gang members. One cop grab me and pulled me behind a squad car just in case a firefight breaks out. No one was killed nor was a shot fire. Scared the **** out of me though.

[Connor Oz]

Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.

[Hooahman]

HF, the girl you were making out with last night is related to Adolf Hitler.

[Hellfish]

HF, the girl you were making out with last night is related to Adolf Hitler.
S'cool. I can dig it. I'm not Jewish.

[ed316]

A tree that falls in the wood with no one around still makes noise. It sounds like a wild pig getting killed by a big tit women with a lance.

[Hellfish]

A tree that falls in the wood with no one around still makes noise. It sounds like a wild pig getting killed by a big tit women with a lance.

Did said woman lance the pig from the wild stallion she rides bareback?

[Chuckie]

Cigrette Lighter for the PC:

http://www.frozencpu.com/cig-01.html

http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/2571/cig01dq0.jpg

[rhino]

A tree that falls in the wood with no one around still makes noise. It sounds like a wild pig getting killed by a big tit women with a lance.

seriously ed, what with the lances today? saw a cool movie?

[Hellfish]

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=86129

[Pook2]

Shark Jacking


4 men enter the ocean and attempt to find a shallow water shark. Once located, 3 men hold the shark down, while the 4th masturbates the shark until culmination.



Are you impressed?

[rhino]

http://www.militaryphotos.net/forums/showthread.php?t=86129


ahhhh, missed a good thread I see

[Hellfish]

Shark Jacking


4 men enter the ocean and attempt to find a shallow water shark. Once located, 3 men hold the shark down, while the 4th masturbates the shark until culmination.



Are you impressed?

You will never, ever impress me.

[gaz]

I'm not easily impressed. Try to impress me with something so cool I'll blow my mind.

I've seen Zero 7 play live three times.

[Pook2]

You will never, ever impress me.


I'm still a virgin.


Are you impressed?

[wulfstan]

I was just on www.hotornot.com, and it threw up this babe:

http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HU/H8/K8/HU/ARASALAVRKYK.JPG

[Hellfish]

I've seen Zero 7 play live three times.
You fail. It'd be awesomeness if I saw them or you bought me tickets to see them. Next.

[gaz]

I have a picture on hotornot and currently rate 6.8

[Hellfish]

I'm still a virgin.


Are you impressed?

You lie. Next.

[wulfstan]

I have a picture on hotornot and currently rate 6.8
I've got one on there too, but dunno what the ID number is anymore...

This is you Gaz:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v458/VickFanatic7/me.jpg

[Adumb]

I love you. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/sniperskull/emoticons/dude_hug.gif

[gaz]

You fail. It'd be awesomeness if I saw them or you bought me tickets to see them. Next.

It's not my fault you live in a country where you're not allowed to see good bands.

[gaz]

I've got one on there too, but dunno what the ID number is anymore...

A friend of mine set it up for me but used a crappy picture which only got me 6.2 so I made her change it for a better one and WHAM!!! That extra 0.6 came flying my way.

[Hellfish]

It's not my fault you live in a country where you're not allowed to see good bands.

I finally have tickets to see the Black Angels in Chicago the day I'm done with my stuff here in Indiana. Then I got an email this morning saying that I'll likely have to cut my little vacation here short and go back to Florida early. Which sucks, because the Black Angels don't go to Florida.

[rhino]

some pics from my vacation two weeks ago:

Tobermory, one of the sunken ships
http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/8079/1000931xz8.jpg

Tobermory Lighthouse
http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/2781/1000934mv2.jpg

a shore of one of the islands seen on the 2hr cruise
http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/2230/1000948cg1.jpg

an eagle disturbed by the tour boat, it had a fish in its claws when it lifted off but droped it promptly to gain altitude
http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/7043/1000950cc5.jpg

the flower pot, from the Flowerpot Island
http://img113.imageshack.us/img113/3084/1000957yb9.jpg

both flrower pots seen off the shore
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/3994/1000965sc0.jpg

the last view of Flowerpot Island
http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/4214/1000967mf9.jpg

a little flower growing on the rocks at the base of the lighthouse
"Life will conquer all"
http://img288.imageshack.us/img288/2310/1000974sy9.jpg

same flower
http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/4989/1000973oy7.jpg

[Pook2]

Did you deliberately try to mispell "Flowerpot" three times?

[rhino]

Did you deliberately try to mispell "Flowerpot" three times?

que?? I blame my ESL teacher




edit: thanks Pook

[Hellfish]

some pics from my vacation two weeks ago:

Tobermory, one of the sunken ships
http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/8079/1000931xz8.jpg



OK, thats pretty cool but not mind-blowingly awesome.

[Hooahman]

I found another woman for you HF...
http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HU/H8/K8/KY/AYRLEMNPQAES.jpg

[Huhtis]

You are I. I is You. I am universe.









.
If that doesnt blow you away then nothing will

[Wojsko Polskie]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g179/Bombs_X2X/Thisthreadisnowawesome.jpg

just don't mind the "this thread is awesome" stuff

[ed316]

I understand the "String Theory"....................................I think.

[Hellfish]

I found another woman for you HF...
http://pix2.hotornot.com/pics/HU/H8/K8/KY/AYRLEMNPQAES.jpg

I'd hit it. That isn't saying much.

[Hellfish]

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g179/Bombs_X2X/Thisthreadisnowawesome.jpg

just don't mind the "this thread is awesome" stuff
Calvin and Hobbes is always mind blowingly awesome. You're winning.

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

[Ria]

You fail. It'd be awesomeness if I saw them or you bought me tickets to see them. Next.

Exactly. What's worse is he teased me with tickets knowing full well I couldn't possibly go.

[Hellfish]

Exactly. What's worse is he teased me with tickets knowing full well I couldn't possibly go.

We should corner him in a dark London alley on a foggy English night and beat him till he gives us his tickets next time he goes.

[Adumb]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/sniperskull/Funny/hoff_lrg_044.gif

[rhino]

OK, thats pretty cool but not mind-blowingly awesome.

you should come and see for your self, Huron lake water is clear, check out the Tobermory website, and then try their white fish with fries:hug: Im drulling as I type

[Hellfish]

you should come and see for your self, Huron lake water is clear, check out the Tobermory website, and then try their white fish with fries:hug: Im drulling as I type

You type as bad as Americans do. "Drulling"? It's not even a word! You fail. Next.

[Secret Squirrel]

nothing is impossible if you're a liar.

[rhino]

You type as bad as Americans do. "Drulling"? It's not even a word! You fail. Next.


pfft, you will never know the taste of fish and chips from Tobermory

[Hellfish]

pfft, you will never know the taste of fish and chips from Tobermory

Duh. And I won't "drull" over what I'm missing. :roll:

[DanBarlow]

I have had ten cops on me at once. Cap guns in centenial olympic park(where the bombing was in 1996) in the middle of atlanta wasnt a good idea

[Hellfish]

I have had ten cops on me at once. Cap guns in centenial olympic park(where the bombing was in 1996) in the middle of atlanta wasnt a good idea

That's just stupid, not awesome. You fail. Next.

[askDNA]

Can you do that?

[Hellfish]

Do what? Photoshop a burger onto a head and a head onto a burger? You fail. Next.

[evanfitz]

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/2188/hellfishov9.jpg

[Hawkeye]

Some tubgirl should blow your mind.

[Hellfish]

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/2188/hellfishov9.jpg

That's awesome, but not mind blowingly awesome.

[Marvin!!]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y217/Shashman/HPIM1396.jpg

Saw thse guys this weekend (UK FMX team)

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y217/Shashman/HPIM1394.jpg

Their level of mind-blowing awesomness was pretty much off the scales

Actually, what added to the mind-blowing awesomness was the fact the first guy up, landed from his 30ft, 80mp/h first jump with his face against the handlebar of his bike, splitting the lower half of his face open. Yeah.

[askDNA]

My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa.

[Hellfish]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y217/Shashman/HPIM1396.jpg

Saw thse guys this weekend (UK FMX team)

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y217/Shashman/HPIM1394.jpg

Their level of mind-blowing awesomness was pretty much off the scales

Lame. You fail. Next.

[Hellfish]

My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa.
Your mom is a goddamned retard. You fail. Next.

[Secret Squirrel]

http://www.youtube.com/v/oOI1etspyvg

[gaz]

On Sunday I'll see flying displays from an A380, a Typhoon, a Gripen, an F/A18, a C27, the Red Arrows, assorted other stuff and (The one I'm probably looking forward to the most) a MiG 29 OVT.

[Hellfish]

I'd want to beat that kid with the long hair and white t-shirt too. Damn brat needed a haircut.

[Marvin!!]

Lame. You fail. Next.

You're old :)

[Hellfish]

On Sunday I'll see flying displays from an A380, a Typhoon, a Gripen, an F/A18, a C27, the Red Arrows, assorted other stuff and (The one I'm probably looking forward to the most) a MiG 29 OVT.

That's not awesome. I saw a MiG-29 once, but it was strafing me at the time, so I didn't take a pic.

[gaz]

Bet it wasn't an OVT though numbnuts.

[Hellfish]

Bet it wasn't an OVT though numbnuts.

I was busy pissing on myself at the time, sorry.

[gaz]

That's your excuse for everything.

[Roids]

I dont know about awesomeness but I have to post it somewhere, found this gem on myspace:lol:

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/7008/elephantny8.jpg

[Aerosoul]

http://media2.ugoto.com/pictures/lol-a9d.jpg

[Trigger]

http://www.designmafia.co.uk/Resources/cdcovera.jpeg
..........

[Hellfish]

http://media2.ugoto.com/pictures/lol-a9d.jpg

I want to eat that face.

[Aerosoul]

http://www.designmafia.co.uk/Resources/cdcovera.jpeg
awesome. .

[ed316]

Bridget was out with another man last weekend.

[Hellfish]

Bridget was out with another man last weekend.

Shut up. You lie. You fail. Next.

[ed316]

It's so eating you up right now. Isn't it?

[Hellfish]

Yes, you mother****er.

[Nine Demons God]

don't post that crap here. Read the rules..THEN post. You have been warned.

[Resurrection]

On Sunday I'll see flying displays from an A380, a Typhoon, a Gripen, an F/A18, a C27, the Red Arrows, assorted other stuff and (The one I'm probably looking forward to the most) a MiG 29 OVT.

Take lots of pics.

Please.

[Aerosoul]

wtf. how did that happen.

[ed316]

Yes, you mother****er.
Aren't you suppose to be out picking up Hoosier hotties right now?

[Hellfish]

I'm about to. I'd trying to decide if I'm gonna wear shorts or cover up my white legs with jeans.

[ed316]

Cover them up or they think your just sickly.

[Nine Demons God]

wtf. how did that happen.

He tried to catch a baseball ball that was about to fly over the fence and well... the pic is the result p-)

btw Hitler is still alive and healthy as seen in below pic (I'm not trying to offend anyone, so if MOD think this pic is inapporite, feel free to remove it)

[Aerosoul]

yeah i read the caption. thinking about it some more, i can see how it happened.
****ed up.

[evanfitz]

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/6809/nagasakikv0.jpg

[Wojsko Polskie]

I'm too lazy to check over the thread. Am I winning?

[Hellfish]

http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/6809/nagasakikv0.jpg

Mt Etna? ....

[evanfitz]

Nagasaki



1234567890

[Hellfish]

Nagasaki



1234567890

Wow. That's pretty cool. Never saw that pic before.

[Aerosoul]

never seen it before either. seems like i/we would have.

[CG51]

Wow, that pic is new to me too...very powerful...

[DanBarlow]

I have eaten 49 hot dogs in 15 minutes

[Gauntlet]

I have eaten 49 hot dogs in 15 minutes

Liar. The record is 20-something hot dogs in that timeframe.

[ZaakM433]

I was in your room last night while you slept for 2 hours. Dont believe me? Under your left foot there is a small mark black mark from my pen. Ofcourse if you showered its kind of late to check, but I proved that I was there so its irrelivant...

[Nine Demons God]

I was in your room last night while you slept for 2 hours. Dont believe me? Under your left foot there is a small mark black mark from my pen. Ofcourse if you showered its kind of late to check, but I proved that I was there so its irrelivant...


better than being kidnapped and gave a anal probe by aliens p-)

[ZaakM433]

better than being kidnapped and gave a anal probe by aliens p-)

Not by much p-)

[DanBarlow]

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-uPcthZL2RE"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-uPcthZL2RE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

[Hellfish]

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-uPcthZL2RE"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-uPcthZL2RE" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

You suck. Just stop posting in this topic before you make a bigger ass of yourself.

[Adumb]

Why the **** is this ****ty ****ing topic 7 ****ing pages long? :bash::fork::bash::fork::bash::fork:

[Hellfish]

Why the **** is this ****ty ****ing topic 7 ****ing pages long? :bash::fork::bash::fork::bash::fork:

Why can't you learn to write "****" without the stupid little **** things?

[rhino]

Why the **** is this ****ty ****ing topic 7 ****ing pages long?

cause I cant get anyone to help me hijack it

[Hellfish]

cause I cant get anyone to help me hijack it
Because you'll "drull" all over them.

[rhino]

Because you'll "drull" all over them.

that was a comeback???

[TR1]

hmmm................................pie.

[Hellfish]

that was a comeback???

Druuuuuuuuul

[Pook2]

Hellfish, I've decided that I am going to be your Jack Black from Orange County. You'll absolutely hate me but be forced to live with me because you lack the power to moderate me. Yay.

[rhino]

Druuuuuuuuul

no no, let me know, you know how thick I am, spelling and what not

[Hellfish]

Hellfish, I've decided that I am going to be your Jack Black from Orange County. You'll absolutely hate me but be forced to live with me because you lack the power to moderate me. Yay.


Hahahaha... thats amusing. I've never seen the movie, so I have no idea what you're talking about, but its still amusing.

[Hellfish]

no no, let me know, you know how thick I am, spelling and what not

You're Canadian. You should be spelling like one. Right now you're writing like an idiot American.

[rhino]

You're Canadian. You should be spelling like one. Right now you're writing like an idiot American.

here is a fact for you: Im a naturalised Canadian, I was born and reised in Poland

[Hellfish]

here is a fact for you: Im a naturalised Canadian, I was born and reised in Poland
Ah. You're lucky I like Poles. You're forgiven. :hug:

[Adumb]

Ah. You're lucky I like Poles. You're forgiven. :hug:

I got a pole you can suck on.

[Hellfish]

I got a pole you can suck on.

BTDT. .......

[rhino]

Ah. You're lucky I like Poles. You're forgiven. :hug:

I was born and raised in Poland but I was forged in Canada

[usm2b]

I was born and raised in Poland but I was forged in Canada

Life's tough...I'm sorry.

[rhino]

Life's tough...I'm sorry.

you have no idea............

[chassem]

Revere the awesomeness of my moustache!

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/7378/dsc00533yu7.jpg

[Hellfish]

Revere the awesomeness of my moustache!

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/7378/dsc00533yu7.jpg

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

That is awesome, but still not quite mind blowing. Nice 'stache, though. Wish I could pull it off.

[Pook2]

Revere the awesomeness of my moustache!

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/7378/dsc00533yu7.jpg


That mustache would look ****ing awesome in a police uniform.

[DanBarlow]

I like the stache can i ride it?

[EvanL]

That mustache would look ****ing awesome in a police uniform.
Or a construction worker, sailor, biker, cowboy or indian.

[Hellfish]

Y'know, Evan, if I ever make it to O-Town, I wanna hang with you.

[Pook2]

Or a construction worker, sailor, biker, cowboy or indian.


Thank you, you complete me.

[farmgirl]

I celebrated your birthday in style.... does that count? ;)

[Hellfish]

I celebrated your birthday in style.... does that count? ;)

You fail. Next.

[TR1]

You fail. Next.


I once beat all of Doom II on nightmare difficulty. Now that is ****ing hard.

[Hellfish]

Never tried it.

[*TeUFeL*]

try this:
http://www.micro.magnet.fsu.edu/primer/java/scienceopticsu/powersof10/

[gaz]

Take lots of pics.

Please.

I was going to try to anyway. Unfortunately I have a simple compact digital so pictures of them in the air are probably out of the question, I'll try and get what I can of the statics though.

[chassem]

I like the stache can i ride it?

No.... unless you have really big b00bs and an Italian look about you. Then I might think about it.

[chassem]

Or a construction worker, sailor, biker, cowboy or indian.

*Sigh* The YMCA guys never had a French-Canuck Hawain shirt-wearing muthaf*cker with an awesome moustache like me!

I am above them.

[chassem]

That mustache would look ****ing awesome in a police uniform.

Could you imagine being pulled over by a cop with that monstrocity?!? I'd never being able to keep a straight face!

I'd love to mix the 'satche with this uniform just to give some Sergeant-Major a coronary

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/5250/ggfg15un.png

[Jimmy C]

Gustav Gone For Good, nice stache indeed!

[chassem]

Gustav Gone For Good, nice stache indeed!

*Sigh* that one's almost as old as Run Chicken, Run!

What are you?

An Ashcan?
A Royal Refugee?
An Eek and Squeek?
A Horny Lornie?
A Gonq?
A Hasty Pee?
A P-Dub?
A 2rd Rate Irish?
A Queen's Own Loudmouth?
A Skirt-Wearer?

Or my personal favourite... a F*cking Cameroon?

[titget]

I slipped and ate sh*this morning thanks to my dog taking a pee on the floor in the middle of the night...then just a few minutes ago I stepped in the biggest steamiest pile of fresh dog sh*t with my bare foot while taking the trash out......awesome:|

[Adumb]

I slipped and ate sh*this morning thanks to my dog taking a pee on the floor in the middle of the night...then just a few minutes ago I stepped in the biggest steamiest pile of fresh dog sh*t with my bare foot while taking the trash out......awesome:|
Talk about having a bad day. :|

**** going to work... i'd just go back to bed. :lol:

[oswald]

Well thank god you had bare feet. I hate getting dog crap on my shoes.

[ZaakM433]

I almost got in a car accident twice today!

One could have been a fender bender, the other could have got me killed or atleast laid up in the hospital for a few months, half a year, etc...

Commuting is AWESOME!!! !!! !!!

[Jimmy C]

*Sigh* that one's almost as old as Run Chicken, Run!

What are you?

An Ashcan?
A Royal Refugee?
An Eek and Squeek?
A Horny Lornie?
A Gonq?
A Hasty Pee?
A P-Dub?
A 2rd Rate Irish?
A Queen's Own Loudmouth?
A Skirt-Wearer?

Or my personal favourite... a F*cking Cameroon?

I was an Ashcan now a Patricia!

[Ironsight06]

I'm not easily impressed. Try to impress me with something so cool I'll blow my mind. I know how much you like Dirty Sanchez:
http://www.youtube.com/v/PgZrfQqWCAI

[WingedHussar]

wow that blew me away
I saw it 5 minutes ago And I am still laughing

[Adumb]

OMFG roflroflrofl

[Hellfish]

I know how much you like Dirty Sanchez:
http://www.youtube.com/v/PgZrfQqWCAI

Alright, you win. That was great - not as good as that beer enema - but great. rofl

I especially love the slap at the end rofl

[chassem]

I was an Ashcan now a Patricia!

Ah, when the next roto to the 'Stan? Or are you there now?

[Apathy]

http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/3019/1153190987250vu1.jpg

[Adumb]

http://pixup.xpuser.net/uploads/IMG_200706040051.jpg

[titget]

that is f*uckin disgusting...how does she sit on a toilet?

[hell]

Anyone notice that she's not actually sitting on one of those regular fold-out chairs, but a fold-out bench for two? :lol:

[usm2b]

I'm pretty sure that is PS...how could somebody walk with legs like that...it has to be PS.

[Pook2]

I know how much you like Dirty Sanchez:
http://www.youtube.com/v/PgZrfQqWCAI


WTF was that gay ****?

[Gauntlet]

WTF was that gay ****?

Physical Therapy doctors have all sorts of things to hook you up to. This looks like the Electrical Stimulation. Those pads send electricity to the muscles to contract. The process would strengthen the muscles.

That why you saw those guys' asses jiggle like jello. rofl

[Apathy]

In a cave, somewhere, is a severed mummified head.
If you remove your own head and replace it with the severed mummified one, you will be imbued with immeasurable arcane power.
The trick is getting your head off and replacing it without dying.

[Jimmy C]

Ah, when the next roto to the 'Stan? Or are you there now?

No I missed out on the last roto, our guys just got back in Feb of this year, so I could be waiting around for a while. Hopefully sooner than later.

[titget]

Physical Therapy doctors have all sorts of things to hook you up to. This looks like the Electrical Stimulation. Those pads send electricity to the muscles to contract. The process would strengthen the muscles.

That why you saw those guys' asses jiggle like jello. rofl

I thought she said it was to treat cellulite..probably is a form of electrical stimulation, but in this case it shocks the lymph nodes to release the toxins that cause cellulite..I could be wrong though

[Gauntlet]

I thought she said it was to treat cellulite..probably is a form of electrical stimulation, but in this case it shocks the lymph nodes to release the toxins that cause cellulite..I could be wrong though

Meh. Who cares. It's still funny.

[yautja85]

If its not too late i would like to give it a shot:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=asian+glass&v=yVH3DKoFeEQ

If your not interested in the start wait to the end
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LrSGw594Lw&search=hyenas%20lion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuiSNf0rQjI&search=soccer%20skill

Demons vs soccer
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpDaOaq9lrs&search=eric%20cantona%20devil

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlSTLCYZI7c&search=fussbal

Wait to the very end of this,its hysterical
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I54m6QjQc0s&search=soccer%20skill

Good old soccer fights
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_Ikq-zM4_4&search=soccer%20fights

Owned
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V59Q12R9aTk&search=owned

Some more owned
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rCRwKsD6WgM&search=owned

Some more good stuff
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSmXmfi2RQQ&search=owned

I remember some outher great stuff but cant find it right now,but i will try later but for more just go to youtube and search Dave Chapelle,Madtv,Dirty Sanchez,Dane Cook ect...

[Masai]

you must be impressed by the amount of people trying to gain some glory by impressing you...

[Elemental666]

Gotta love those OWNED clips p-)

[Superking]

This clip blew ME away, cant belive the depth of the deception!!

WATCH!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAwEAXdW0iA&search=David%20McGahan%27s%20World)

[Hellfish]

you must be impressed by the amount of people trying to gain some glory by impressing you...

It gives me a chubby to think that I'm so important in these puny people's lives.

Good videos, though.

[hauptman]

http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/4525/photo00059mp.jpg

That kicks ass, ha? Made by some friends and me

[Hellfish]

You fail. Next.

[BloodyTalon]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g261/tsarbomba/The20Impossible.jpg

[Hellfish]

Meh. I'm not a math geek.

[foxtrot023]

10616

http://student.science.uva.nl/~skowalcz/lightning.jpg

[Dronetek]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=h5IFen1RfAE

[yautja85]

Speaking dogs,these you might already know about
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RZDE73_Xls&mode=related&search=

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwHZqqG1G9I

counter terrorist dog
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vzfUPGiSnQ

The art of Parkour
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjC11RKtPco

You wont belive how fast this guy is
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/59199/fast/

Matrix Mouse
http://ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/matrixmouse.html

[Mountain Man]

http://www.youtube.com/v/uSVf4EZPGUE

Oh wait you said awesomeness not awfulness,......my bad

[hell]

http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/8807/beautyofearth6rb4.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Hellfish]

Yeah, thats cool.

[Pook2]

http://www.youtube.com/v/uSVf4EZPGUE

Oh wait you said awesomeness not awfulness,......my bad

Dude, you nearly ruined that song for me.

[Jurpula]

http://www.youtube.com/v/uSVf4EZPGUE

Oh wait you said awesomeness not awfulness,......my bad

Abomination:slap:

[Hellfish]

Its a ****ty song anyways.

[Pook2]

Its a ****ty song anyways.

I wish you would die in a freak sea turtle accident.

[CruddyLeper]

Blow you away with some awesomeness?

My pharts aren't THAT bad.

[Hellfish]

I can dream.