Pro-life blogger responds to Onion article 7 years later.

[Hellfish]

Blog here: http://marchtogether.blogspot.com/2006/07/murder-without-conscience.html

(note - graphic content at top)

Onion article here:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33680?issue=4227&special=1999


"I am totally psyched for this abortion!"

"Those pro-life activists made it pretty clear that, unlike me, they actually think abortion is bad and to be avoided. Are they nuts? Abortion is the best!"

"It wasn't until now that I was lucky enough to be pregnant with a child I had no means to support."

"I just know it's going to be the best non-anesthetized invasive uterine surgery ever!"

Deleted blog comments here:

http://www.haloscan.com/comments/turnstile/115219671206889457/?a=44660


That's beautiful. I mean, the Onion is consciously working to create satire and yet you outdid them by writing an absurdly funny article without even knowing it!

How on earth did you learn to use a computer?


And in your banner, is the sentence "We will end abortion through our unity and the Monthly Call for Life" a reference to a period? Serisouly, I didn't not know that the shedding of my unterine lining was actually a pro-life rally. I'll let my right-wing fallopian tubes have it later.

[Gauntlet]

I'm Pro-Life and I think abortion is wrong for various reasons. But still... that woman is pretty dumb.

[2Sheds_Jackson]

And again the hilarity of teh Interweb will escalate as it is revealed that the blog posting was a hoax, and the reply to it was a plant. Why is anybody bothering with it? About the only dumb broads that we know aren't a hoax are the pregnant ones standing in line for a 2nd and 3rd time to get one coat-hanger each crammed up 'em. That's hilarious.

[Secret Squirrel]

And again the hilarity of teh Interweb will escalate as it is revealed that the blog posting was a hoax, and the reply to it was a plant. Why is anybody bothering with it? About the only dumb broads that we know aren't a hoax are the pregnant ones standing in line for a 2nd and 3rd time to get one coat-hanger each crammed up 'em. That's hilarious.

"As a matter of fact, call me a dolt, because in the beginning I really did think it was real."

The guy dug up a piece from The Onion from 1999 and wrote a response because he thought it was real. He then tried to explain away his response by saying his "article"/blog was a joke. But theres no doubt that he actually believes what he wrote about the article as it simply echos the pro-life rhetoric. Anyway, it was somewhat amusing and thank god for abortions and "fast times at Ridgemont high". :D

Pray for the sinner so that we arent caught.;)

[demotivater]

I'm pro life, but sweet Jesus you're an idiot. For your next post, how about a passionate speech on the need to immediately free Prince Albert from the can?
Boo | 07.08.06 - 12:24 am |

rofl
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[nognig]

And again the hilarity of teh Interweb will escalate as it is revealed that the blog posting was a hoax, and the reply to it was a plant. Why is anybody bothering with it? About the only dumb broads that we know aren't a hoax are the pregnant ones standing in line for a 2nd and 3rd time to get one coat-hanger each crammed up 'em. That's hilarious.

LOL!

You need to stop giving this stuff away for free. Start your own political blog or something. The fact you can come up with this stuff on the fly shows some real talent.

NN