Love test

[Jack Mehoff]

LOVE ME (http://www.okcupid.com/)


My result

http://www.imageshack.us/img2/9809/pool1.jpg

[Seoulstriker]

The Slow Dancer
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDm)


Steady, reliable, and cradling her tenderly. Take a deep breath, and let it out real easy...you are The Slow Dancer.

Your focus is love, not ***, and for your age, you have average experience. But you're a great, thoughtful guy, and your love life improves every year. There's also a powerful elimination process working in your favor: most Playboy types get stuck raising unwanted kids before you even begin settling down. The women left over will be hot and yours. Your ideal woman is someone intimate, intelligent, and very supportive.


Your exact opposite:
The Hornivore

Random Brutal *** Master

While you're not exactly the life of the party, you do thrive in small groups of smart people. Your circle of friends is extra tight and it's HIGHLY likely they're just like you. You appreciate symmetry in relationships.




ALWAYS AVOID: The Battleaxe

CONSIDER: The Maid of Honor or The Sonnet

[Sierra]

http://ee.1asphost.com/Smerri1087/poolboy.JPG

[WolverineBlue]

The Playboy -- random gentle *** master rofl

[Haiw]

Damn, I got the same as Seoulstriker. Help! Please shoot me when I start posting ***** threads... :(

[MEGR]

The Slow Dancer :lol:

[Kriz]

The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal *** Dreamer (RBSDm)

"To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a **** somewhere down the line and **** it all up. "

So true :)

[Salty Dog]

the boy next door....nah **** that! :P

[Ratamacue]

the boy next door....nah f*** that! :P

Hah, same here man...not sure that's quite an accurate description, but pretty funny nonetheless.

[Salty Dog]

the boy next door....nah f*** that! :P

Hah, same here man...not sure that's quite an accurate description, but pretty funny nonetheless.\

man...guys like us will always be the guys next door.; all the girls like all the guys that are assholes. i don't get it.

[Ratamacue]

In my experience, the extremely-hot-yet-brainless ones go for the muscleheads while the relatively-pretty-with-some-brainpower ones go for the average or more shy guys.

[Red]

http://www.imageshack.us/img1/8711/se1.JPG

[AFG]

i got the billy goat lmao rofl

[Beowulf]

heh heh sweeeeet


The Vapor Trail
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMm)

Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?

Your exact opposite:
The Backrubber

Deliberate Gentle *** Dreamer

What about now?

Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.

You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following:


Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret.


FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.

[farmgirl]

B! you are a baaaad man......

Wonder what the wife would think of that..... p-) ;)


you must be reformed huh????

[Beowulf]

B! you are a baaaad man......

Wonder what the wife would think of that..... p-) ;)

She'd probably agree, that's why she had to put the one ring on me and make me live a life of bondage....preciousss

[farmgirl]

B! you are a baaaad man......

Wonder what the wife would think of that..... p-) ;)

She'd probably agree, that's why she had to put the one ring on me and make me live a life of bondage....preciousss


ahhhh bondage.... p-) didn't know you were into that....
glad you met your match! :oops:

[farmgirl]

The Sonnet
Deliberate Gentle Love Dreamer (DGLDf)


Romantic, hopeful, and composed. You are the Sonnet. Get it? Composed?

Sonnets want Love and have high ideals about it. They're conscientious people, caring & careful. You yourself have deep convictions, and you devote a lot of thought to romance and what it should be. This will frighten away most potential mates, but that's okay, because you're very choosy with your affections anyway. You'd absolutely refuse to date someone dumber than you, for instance.
This is true!
Your exact opposite:
Genghis Khunt

Random Brutal *** Master

Lovers who share your idealized perspective, or who are at least willing to totally throw themselves into a relationship, will be very, very happy with you. And you with them. You're already selfless and compassionate, and with the right partner, there's no doubt you can be sensual, even adventurously so.

You probably have lots of female friends, and they have a special soft spot for you. Babies do, too, at the tippy-top of their baby skulls.


ALWAYS AVOID: The 5-Night Stand, The False Messiah, The Hornivore, The Last Man on Earth

CONSIDER: The Loverboy

[Vance]

Slow Dancer.

[Operation Ivy]

pool boy :D

[Ichhabe]

WTF??? Loverboy.Random Gentle Love Master...

I'm confused.

[gaz]

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer

See? I'm officially lovely, and if any of you f**kers disagree with me I'll set fire to you.

[ShotOver]

The Pool Boy.

:|

[farmgirl]

The Boy Next Door
Random Gentle Love Dreamer

See? I'm officially lovely, and if any of you f**kers disagree with me I'll set fire to you.


I knew you were lovely, gaz.... I tell people that all the time ;)

[Lobo]

I'm "The Boy Next Door" :oops:


You're the typical "nice guy:" without just a touch of cockiness, you're doomed with girls. A shoulder to cry on? Okay, sure. But never a ***** to hold.

Gosh! How many times I've complained about that!!!

[Guttorm]

hehehe... I like this test...

The Playboy
Random Gentle *** Master (RGSMm)


Clean. Smooth. Successful. You're The Playboy.

You're spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of ***, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too.


It's obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you're after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you're straight up with potential partners. And if a girl you want isn't into something casual, it's no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with her. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare.

If you're feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there's a possibility of rejection.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Priss

CONSIDER: The Dirty Little Secret, The Nurse

[Catch22]

Hehehheehe - I tried two versions - it all depends on declared number od ****** contacts in that case rofl

Once Im a Boy next door , then Im a Scholar :roll:

[Flagg]

The Vapor Trail
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMm)


Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?

Your exact opposite:
The Backrubber

Deliberate Gentle *** Dreamer

What about now? yup

Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.

You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? Nope

The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following:

Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. Yup

They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret. Yup


FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going. Better than having another stalker

ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern, The Maid of Honor

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure

[wholagun]

slow Dancer.. yeah I gotta totally agree with that. Lost count how many times iv been described that by girls. Although I find the slow dancer get little to no girls. :( , no they're all to busy going for the Pool boy or the guy next door. :|

bastards :bash:

[Steve Railsback]

Damn!! I'm a ****ing Pool boy, how incredibly GAY!! :oops:
I want to be a *** tool!!!

[James]

I am classified as "The Boy Next Door", or the "Random Gentle Love Dreamer".

[Nawlins]

The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMf)


Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.

For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and ***. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.


Your exact opposite:
The Nymph

Deliberate Brutal *** Dreamer

You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.

Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.


DREAD: The False Messiah

CONSIDER: The Loverboy, The Playboy, or The Boy Next Door

[farmgirl]

The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMf)


Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.

For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and ***. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.


Your exact opposite:
The Nymph

Deliberate Brutal *** Dreamer

You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.

Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.


DREAD: The False Messiah

CONSIDER: The Loverboy, The Playboy, or The Boy Next Door


So what say you Nawlins? Are you indeed a peach? I can't say I know you well, but from what I do know.... I could see you fitting this description. "If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it." That one seems to be you, and since we know that your man is in the military, he must be adventurous... no? :D

[farmgirl]

I am classified as "The Boy Next Door", or the "Random Gentle Love Dreamer".



Is this accurate? The self described lion.... is the boy next door?? The lion must be tame. ;) p-)

[Haiw]

hehehe... I like this test...

The Playboy
Random Gentle *** Master (RGSMm)


Clean. Smooth. Successful. You're The Playboy.

You're spontaneous, and your energy is highly contagious. Guys therefore find you fun to be around, and girls find you compelling. You have lots of ***, and you manage it all without seeming cheap or being hurtful. Well done. You probably know karate, too.


It's obvious to us, and probably everyone else, that you're after physical rather than emotional relationships, but you're straight up with potential partners. And if a girl you want isn't into something casual, it's no big deal. You move on. BEFORE sleeping with her. Usually. At least you try to. Such control is rare.

If you're feeling unfulfilled, maybe you should raise your standards. New conquests will only be satisfying if there's a possibility of rejection.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Priss

CONSIDER: The Dirty Little Secret, The Nurse

... with that ugly Viking face? :lol: ;)

[Guttorm]

... with that ugly Viking face? :lol: ;)

Hehe... See, I use my boyish charms... That usually has them sliding of their chairs... ;)

[Haiw]

Boyish charm...you mean you pillage their entire village (wohoo rhyme!), and then give them only one chance to survive? ;)

[Guttorm]

Something along those lines, yes. p-)

[citizen-k]

The Vapor Trail
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMm)


Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?

Your exact opposite:
The Backrubber

Deliberate Gentle *** Dreamer

What about now?

Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.

You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following:




Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret.


FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern, The Maid of Honor

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure

[Nawlins]

The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMf)


Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.

For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and ***. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.


Your exact opposite:
The Nymph

Deliberate Brutal *** Dreamer

You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.

Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.


DREAD: The False Messiah

CONSIDER: The Loverboy, The Playboy, or The Boy Next Door


So what say you Nawlins? Are you indeed a peach? I can't say I know you well, but from what I do know.... I could see you fitting this description. "If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it." That one seems to be you, and since we know that your man is in the military, he must be adventurous... no? :D

Yeah, it's pretty accurate. :)

[farmgirl]

Yeah, it's pretty accurate


Nawlins.... the cajun peach ;)

How was your brother's graduation?

[farmgirl]

Flagg wrote:

The Vapor Trail
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMm)



Does anyone else find it appropriate that someone who uses the moniker flagg... would be characterized as "the vapor".....

he's the wind.... ;)

[memphiz]

the playboy :D

[Nawlins]

Yeah, it's pretty accurate


Nawlins.... the cajun peach ;)

How was your brother's graduation?

It was fun... great to see my family. My brother is doing well and seems very happy.

[Alpha Leader]

Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)


Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want *** without too much attachment.

You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.


Your exact opposite:
The Billy Goat

Deliberate Brutal *** Dreamer

You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach



Damn.Iam boring.Shi.... :(

[farmgirl]

Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)


Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want *** without too much attachment.

You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.


Your exact opposite:
The Billy Goat

Deliberate Brutal *** Dreamer

You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach



Damn.Iam boring.Shi.... :(


that's not a bad thing..... being a playa is a bad thing ;)

[farmgirl]

Yeah, it's pretty accurate


Nawlins.... the cajun peach ;)

How was your brother's graduation?

It was fun... great to see my family. My brother is doing well and seems very happy.

Good! :D I thought about you and hoped you had a great weekend. I'm sure you were proud!!

[Midtown]

The Vapor Trail
Random Brutal Love Master (RBLMm)


Here today, gone today. You are The Vapor Trail. Are you in a relationship now?

Your exact opposite:
The Backrubber

Deliberate Gentle *** Dreamer

What about now?

Vapor Trails can be highly charismatic people--unpredictable, confident, and magnetic. You're experienced. You know how to handle yourself in a relationship, and many people appreciate that. Many people, all in a row.

You've had your share of blissful beginnings, to be sure. But things almost never turn out how you'd like, do they? The problem is you're never happy with someone for an extended period of time. Relate to the following:




Vapor Trails especially need a girl who will laugh at their jokes. They're also the most likely male type to be haunted by serious regret.


FACT: A few of your exes, the ones you were best to, will always love you. Nice going.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Intern, The Maid of Honor

CONSIDER: The Sudden Departure

**** Like I didnt see that coming.

[farmgirl]

yeah... Midtown.... I'm sure we're all really shocked about that one!!! ;) p-)

[Haiw]

Huh? Shouldn't he get 'The Buttboinker'?

[Alpha Leader]

Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMm)


Well-liked. Well-established. You are The Loverboy. Loverboys thrive in committed, steady relationships--as opposed to, say, Playboys, who want *** without too much attachment.

You've had many relationships and nearly all of them have been successful. You're a nice guy, you know the ropes, and even if you can be a little hasty with decisions, most girls think of you as a total catch. Your hastiness comes off as spontaneity most of the time anyhow, making you especially popular in your circle of friends, too.


Your exact opposite:
The Billy Goat

Deliberate Brutal *** Dreamer

You know not to make the typical Loverboy mistake of choosing someone who appreciates your good humor and popularity, but who offers nothing in return. You belong with someone outgoing, independent, and creative. Otherwise, you'll get bored. And then instead of surprising her with flowers or a practical joke, you'll surprise her by leaving.


ALWAYS AVOID: The Nymph

CONSIDER: The Window Shopper, The Peach



Damn.Iam boring.Shi.... :(


that's not a bad thing..... being a playa is a bad thing ;)

Thanks farmgirl :hug: