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mocking_loudly_died
03-28-2004, 01:52 AM
I know we have had polls relating to age, but I desire direct results (for purposes that you don’t need to know about).

I’ll start, Mocking is a sexy 25.

wholagun
03-28-2004, 01:59 AM
Im turning 20 on April 6th. :D Im almost legal (drinking age) in the US, been legal in Canada for 1 year and in Quebec for 2. :D

ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð
03-28-2004, 02:04 AM
im a bastard and im 19
yay!

Kriz
03-28-2004, 02:06 AM
I'm 18 and since there is no real legal drinking age I've been drinking for 4 years orso, in your face wholagun :lol:

James
03-28-2004, 02:08 AM
30 and hot!

wholagun
03-28-2004, 02:47 AM
I'm 18 and since there is no real legal drinking age I've been drinking for 4 years orso, in your face wholagun :lol:

what???!!! where the hell are you from that there is no drinking age?

shorty
03-28-2004, 02:51 AM
Bout to turn 16. I drive anyway.....screw 'da po-po! rofl

rob
03-28-2004, 02:52 AM
the legal age never stopped me :oops:

George W. Bush
03-28-2004, 03:11 AM
19 with a huge schlong.

Flagg
03-28-2004, 03:42 AM
35 and "dead sexy"

wholagun
03-28-2004, 03:47 AM
19 with a huge schlong.

maybe you and seoul can compare sizes. :cantbeli:

ShotOver
03-28-2004, 04:02 AM
Turning 17 next week.

Been drinking all last year, and all of this year.

16 OBr SpN
03-28-2004, 05:47 AM
Turning 40 soon... :(

TriggerPuller
03-28-2004, 05:53 AM
38 mother****er you want some?!!!

TP

digrar
03-28-2004, 06:18 AM
26, not a bastard, moderate looking.

Ian H
03-28-2004, 06:44 AM
18 til the 16th. (Kill Bill 2 day for you Yanks, 23rd here.)


Yay, 250!

Kriz
03-28-2004, 07:01 AM
I'm 18 and since there is no real legal drinking age I've been drinking for 4 years orso, in your face wholagun :lol:

what???!!! where the hell are you from that there is no drinking age?

Belgium

MolliG
03-28-2004, 07:35 AM
17

Guttorm
03-28-2004, 08:16 AM
I'm 22,m turning 23 may 19th.

<------------- And I'm a scary ****er... :D :P ;)

Maverick77
03-28-2004, 08:30 AM
16

I drink and drive. (not at the same time)

intelligenzija
03-28-2004, 08:43 AM
16 and was drunken yesterday :oops:

Ichhabe
03-28-2004, 08:46 AM
Turning 38 in May. Don't have a snappy comment on that age. Sorry...

California Joe
03-28-2004, 09:04 AM
41, chicks still dig me though.

Salty Dog
03-28-2004, 09:05 AM
17,...going on 18 in june at bootcamp.

Dalleer
03-28-2004, 09:05 AM
I'm 18.

mustamato
03-28-2004, 09:13 AM
23

Jack Mehoff
03-28-2004, 09:54 AM
23 and still a pimp

Vance
03-28-2004, 10:10 AM
16 and lovin' it

pAt
03-28-2004, 10:30 AM
turned 17 yesterday

Romulus
03-28-2004, 10:34 AM
26 and my wife is a pain in the ass.

jassemon
03-28-2004, 10:37 AM
21 and never been drunk :)

HELEX
03-28-2004, 10:40 AM
25 and still allowed to start flamewars :P

Marmot1
03-28-2004, 10:41 AM
Too old...

dobi
03-28-2004, 11:16 AM
23

citizen-k
03-28-2004, 11:22 AM
hmmm.."2004-1976...." :roll:

Uncle Sam
03-28-2004, 11:22 AM
I'm (in order) 3 x 3 - 9 + 20 / 5 + 8 x 2 + 7

Maine Finn
03-28-2004, 11:28 AM
19 and not allowed to operate heavy machinery....


:D

EDIT: I can do that, too... yhdeksäntoista

Sleeping Sun
03-28-2004, 11:30 AM
kaksikymmentä




...20

Marmot1
03-28-2004, 12:08 PM
hmmm.."2004-1976...." :roll:
??? And you do not use your own calendar in israel?? you have something like year 5000 now??? or am I wrong? 2004 is in cristian calendar... in muslim it is like 1400 or 1500 AFAIK.. so what exactly year do you have down there? ;) :lol:

Falco
03-28-2004, 01:01 PM
18 turning 19 in September.

Johnnyringo
03-28-2004, 01:07 PM
A "fugly" 25

MetalBoy
03-28-2004, 01:19 PM
The ripe old age of 20. 21 soon enough.

EvanL
03-28-2004, 01:46 PM
18 and full of testosterone :bash: :fork: :fork: :-*$ :-*$ :backhand: :slap:

AK-Lover
03-28-2004, 01:54 PM
17. Drink(absynth) and Smoke.

Haiw
03-28-2004, 02:00 PM
^
Good example of the bad effects of absynth on a young individual...

Ratamacue
03-28-2004, 02:16 PM
15, turning 16 in June.

Luxembourger
03-28-2004, 02:27 PM
24

SwissGrenadier
03-28-2004, 02:52 PM
18 turning 19 in february

Herrmannek
03-28-2004, 02:56 PM
23 in 27 may, moderate ugly

Trident-za
03-28-2004, 03:11 PM
32. Still "good to go"...

Argyll
03-28-2004, 03:20 PM
42 in November and could still whop half yer asses

budanski
03-28-2004, 03:25 PM
Writing my will as we speak. Still better looking than Argyll ;)

AK-Lover
03-28-2004, 03:32 PM
How old are you haiw? kinda hard to judge by you're avatar. :D

ALBANIAN
03-28-2004, 03:33 PM
32 at april, very ugly, good drinker, heavy smoker!
:P :D ;)

Seraphim
03-28-2004, 03:57 PM
21 in Oct and damn sexy.

n_shanygin
03-28-2004, 04:34 PM
16

memphiz
03-28-2004, 06:15 PM
16 will be 17 in Nov, been driving since i was 13, ,been drinking for 2 years now

edit: and very 'man' pretty

Seoulstriker
03-28-2004, 07:04 PM
21 in Oct and damn sexy.


http://netfiles.uiuc.edu/pzavisla/hostedmilitaryimages/hunting6.jpg


you da pimp! :lol:

seventy6er
03-28-2004, 07:22 PM
27

Jack Mehoff
03-28-2004, 07:45 PM
I get this security alert window when I click on this page. Seoulstriker, get rid of that direct link image you noob.

Seraphim
03-28-2004, 07:48 PM
21 in Oct and damn sexy.


http://netfiles.uiuc.edu/pzavisla/hostedmilitaryimages/hunting6.jpg


you da pimp! :lol:

I told you in the thread that wasnt me man, go back and read. rofl

Steve Railsback
03-28-2004, 07:53 PM
26, and buttugly
But still the prostitutes favourite guy. woot

farmgirl
03-28-2004, 08:08 PM
I'm older than most of you but younger than a few. ;)

mocking_loudly_died
03-28-2004, 08:10 PM
I'm older than most of you but younger than a few. ;)

I'll make a guess, you are 38?

Jack Mehoff
03-28-2004, 08:18 PM
farmgirl is 18

mocking_loudly_died
03-28-2004, 08:22 PM
My 38 is based on the law of logic.
Farmgirl has popped out some kids (while picking turnips), is a teacher and responds well to Joes arthritis and memory loss.

So I think those two would be around the same age.

gaz
03-28-2004, 08:23 PM
I'm 22,m turning 23 may 19th.

I'll be 25 on the same day.

farmgirl
03-28-2004, 08:25 PM
My 38 is based on the law of logic.
Farmgirl has popped out some kids (while picking turnips), is a teacher and responds well to Joes arthritis and memory loss.

So I think those two would be around the same age.


your logic is sound, Mocking....

however, Joe is *gasp* much older than me! p-) (or maybe I just don't act as old..... )

California Joe
03-28-2004, 08:25 PM
My 38 is based on the law of logic.
Farmgirl has popped out some kids (while picking turnips), is a teacher and responds well to Joes arthritis and memory loss.

So I think those two would be around the same age.

Get off my lawn you little ****!

mocking_loudly_died
03-28-2004, 08:26 PM
My 38 is based on the law of logic.
Farmgirl has popped out some kids (while picking turnips), is a teacher and responds well to Joes arthritis and memory loss.

So I think those two would be around the same age.

Get off my lawn you little ****!

rofl

California Joe
03-28-2004, 08:29 PM
Our locations worked well there....all three in a row.

Steve Railsback
03-28-2004, 08:30 PM
I'm older than most of you but younger than a few. ;)
I guess your in the right age for some HOT MONKEY LOVE with ME, honey :hug:

Jack Mehoff
03-28-2004, 08:31 PM
My 38 is based on the law of logic.
Farmgirl has popped out some kids (while picking turnips), is a teacher and responds well to Joes arthritis and memory loss.

So I think those two would be around the same age.

liezzzzzzzzzz, farmgirl is 18!!

farmgirl
03-28-2004, 08:33 PM
My 38 is based on the law of logic.
Farmgirl has popped out some kids (while picking turnips), is a teacher and responds well to Joes arthritis and memory loss.

So I think those two would be around the same age.

liezzzzzzzzzz, farmgirl is 18!!

I'm whatever you need me to be, Jack..... ;)

Tane Angle
03-28-2004, 09:32 PM
I'm 54. Farmgirl...I think farmgirl is whatever age to each of us that we each prefer. She's like a tall-tale. p-)

11F5S
03-28-2004, 09:37 PM
This place is crawlin with kids :P

farmgirl
03-28-2004, 09:38 PM
I'm 54. Farmgirl...I think farmgirl is whatever age to each of us that we each prefer. She's like a tall-tale. p-)


as long as I get to remain the beautiful heroine.... I'm okay with that, Tane ;)

Seoulstriker
03-28-2004, 09:45 PM
21 in Oct and damn sexy.


http://netfiles.uiuc.edu/pzavisla/hostedmilitaryimages/hunting6.jpg


you da pimp! :lol:

I told you in the thread that wasnt me man, go back and read. rofl

yeah, i know, man, i know. :)

Russian Texan
03-28-2004, 09:59 PM
25 and I don't like it....

Kenshin
03-28-2004, 10:09 PM
28 and ma wifes 20.

DE_Six
03-28-2004, 10:48 PM
23, and getting a few heads turning... :P

stuntman
03-29-2004, 12:47 AM
I am 25 and have been part of the SOCOM community for more then 30 years!

Plus my B-day is June 7th, and I'm not tall but dam lucky with the tall ones go figure???

PsihoKeke
03-29-2004, 12:49 AM
24 years

Steve Railsback
03-29-2004, 03:13 AM
28 and ma wifes 20.

thats the life i want, but i want her to stay 20

He219
03-29-2004, 05:06 AM
Thirty-Two years of age!
p-)

Haiw
03-29-2004, 06:36 AM
Old enough to get wicked drunk... p-)
Old enough to quit my university studies...
You figure it out. :P

moog
03-29-2004, 07:34 AM
35 with own hair and teeth ;)

mustamato
03-29-2004, 10:55 AM
I am 25 and have been part of the SOCOM community for more then 30 years!

Plus my B-day is June 7th, and I'm not tall but dam lucky with the tall ones go figure???

Which means that you are 15 I guess.

Catch22
03-29-2004, 11:01 AM
26 and still not bored with life... ;)

DANJANOU
03-29-2004, 11:22 AM
44, and my wife says I'm hot. ( then again I think she's obligated to)

farmgirl
03-29-2004, 11:40 AM
44, and my wife says I'm hot. ( then again I think she's obligated to)


Of course she's obligated to... but that's okay ;) You think she's hot too, right??? :D

memphiz
03-29-2004, 11:45 AM
Old enough to get wicked drunk... p-)
Old enough to quit my university studies...
You figure it out. :P
17 ;) 18 in august or something right





I am 25 and have been part of the SOCOM community for more then 30 years!

Plus my B-day is June 7th, and I'm not tall but dam lucky with the tall ones go figure???
dude tall chicks are scary :|
well for me at least im 6'1" so a chick taller than me is wicked scary

Tygryssek
03-29-2004, 12:10 PM
I'm 26 :)

Trigger
03-29-2004, 12:47 PM
35 at the end of May.

JiJoMacLE45
03-29-2004, 12:52 PM
27 & getting younger everyday.

Alpha Leader
03-29-2004, 01:06 PM
Beat the magic 35 line in may,no grey hairs yet.Girls are still looking. :) ;)

Nawlins
03-29-2004, 01:07 PM
22, and even hotter than I was at 18.

memphiz
03-29-2004, 01:11 PM
22, and even hotter than I was at 18.
well youll have to post pictures so we can see ;)

Jack Mehoff
03-29-2004, 01:21 PM
22, and even hotter than I was at 18.
Pics or it didn't happen

Nawlins
03-29-2004, 01:30 PM
22, and even hotter than I was at 18.
Pics or it didn't happen

Nah... but there are a couple of people on here who can back me up, if you want proof.

Jack Mehoff
03-29-2004, 01:33 PM
Babe, it's all about hardcore physical facts.

memphiz
03-29-2004, 01:34 PM
22, and even hotter than I was at 18.
Pics or it didn't happen

Nah... but there are a couple of people on here who can back me up, if you want proof.
could you send me a picture
pretty pretty please with a cherry on top :)

Nawlins
03-29-2004, 01:50 PM
22, and even hotter than I was at 18.
Pics or it didn't happen

Nah... but there are a couple of people on here who can back me up, if you want proof.
could you send me a picture
pretty pretty please with a cherry on top :)

The first problem is that I don't have any good pictures in the computer. The second problem is that I don't want to.

farmgirl
03-29-2004, 01:51 PM
22, and even hotter than I was at 18.
Pics or it didn't happen

Nah... but there are a couple of people on here who can back me up, if you want proof.
could you send me a picture
pretty pretty please with a cherry on top :)

The first problem is that I don't have any good pictures in the computer. The second problem is that I don't want to.


Besides.... she looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt.... only hotter.... duh! ;)

memphiz
03-29-2004, 01:53 PM
22, and even hotter than I was at 18.
Pics or it didn't happen

Nah... but there are a couple of people on here who can back me up, if you want proof.
could you send me a picture
pretty pretty please with a cherry on top :)

The first problem is that I don't have any good pictures in the computer. The second problem is that I don't want to.
now thats a problem :(
*curls up in the fetal position and cries*



Besides.... she looks like Jennifer Love Hewitt.... only hotter.... duh!
:D

percell_086
03-29-2004, 01:55 PM
Kriz, are you from belgium??? Me too!!
BTW i'm 16 too and you can find me in 'the max' everyday after school ;)

(first post here,but frequent visitor)

moderate looking ;)
percell

farmgirl
03-29-2004, 02:10 PM
Kriz, are you from belgium??? Me too!!
BTW i'm 16 too and you can find me in 'the max' everyday after school ;)

(first post here,but frequent visitor)

moderate looking ;)
percell


welcome, percell.... :hug: glad to have you out of lurk mode ;)

Sayeret
03-29-2004, 02:19 PM
I'm 16 and I'll be 17 in October.

Sayeret
03-29-2004, 02:19 PM
edit: double post

anonymous individual
03-29-2004, 03:55 PM
I will soon be 19 in May. :D

Midtown
03-29-2004, 04:15 PM
22, and still drunk.

MVSpartan117
03-29-2004, 04:30 PM
I turn 16 March 31st! woohoo!

flickme
03-29-2004, 04:31 PM
Ha! I turned 16 last October! :P

Sayeret
03-29-2004, 08:18 PM
Flickme what day is october is your birthday?

Sierra
03-29-2004, 10:05 PM
i am 16
:)

James
03-29-2004, 11:56 PM
22, and even hotter than I was at 18.
Pics or it didn't happen

Nah... but there are a couple of people on here who can back me up, if you want proof.

I believe you Mrs. Nawlins.

Nawlins
03-30-2004, 12:03 AM
22, and even hotter than I was at 18.
Pics or it didn't happen

Nah... but there are a couple of people on here who can back me up, if you want proof.

I believe you Mrs. Nawlins.

thanks :)

Ratamacue
03-30-2004, 12:48 AM
I hear that true beauty comes with age, but I'm not totally convinced yet.

James
03-30-2004, 01:14 AM
I hear that true beauty comes with age, but I'm not totally convinced yet.

Live and learn, young grasshopper.

Ratamacue
03-30-2004, 01:17 AM
I hear that true beauty comes with age, but I'm not totally convinced yet.

Live and learn, young grasshopper.

More deep insight from the old fart.

James
03-30-2004, 01:22 AM
Rat,

I really think it will be several decades before one can honestly refer to me as an old fart.

Just a thought. :)

memphiz
03-30-2004, 01:24 AM
the older the fart the smellier it becomes...think about it, its mind bogiling



mabey i dono im tired im gonna go to bed soon

kommando
03-30-2004, 02:06 AM
uhhh 19 atm
july 1 i turn 20

i was sorta stickish for awhile

but ive been doing weights and stuff for a year now
and gotten pretty big

i needed to bulk up although basic training i was one of the bigger ones there

o well its not really how big a man is for how good hes gunna be

WTF am i going on about
sorry

big_les
03-30-2004, 09:54 AM
No grey at 30? :( I had my first grey hair aged 17 *grumble grumble*

percell_086
03-30-2004, 09:59 AM
thanks farmgirl!

percell

Ratamacue
03-30-2004, 05:54 PM
Rat,

I really think it will be several decades before one can honestly refer to me as an old fart.

Just a thought. :)

Keep telling yourself that, dude. Maybe it'll come true.

farmgirl
03-30-2004, 06:37 PM
Rat,

I really think it will be several decades before one can honestly refer to me as an old fart.

Just a thought. :)

Keep telling yourself that, dude. Maybe it'll come true.

older is better, Jamie ;)

James
03-31-2004, 12:57 AM
Rat,

I really think it will be several decades before one can honestly refer to me as an old fart.

Just a thought. :)

Keep telling yourself that, dude. Maybe it'll come true.

older is better, Jamie ;)

Thankyou, FarmSiren.

Haiw
03-31-2004, 02:29 PM
Rat,

I really think it will be several decades before one can honestly refer to me as an old fart.

Just a thought. :)

Keep telling yourself that, dude. Maybe it'll come true.

older is better, Jamie ;)
Tell that at a retirement home...

Note to self: memphiz is a cheating biatch.

DANJANOU
03-31-2004, 03:48 PM
As an official "Old Fart" let me say I resent this attempt at lumping some 30 year old youngster in with us. :lol:

Maine Finn
03-31-2004, 03:51 PM
This may be true, but Memphiz still is a cheating biatch.

Koska Haiw mainittu joten.

:D

Fintin
03-31-2004, 06:22 PM
ill be 20 on the 27th of this month.....its only a half hour drive to winsor....as far as looks im tall skinny and get told i look like eric from that 70s show.....