A Real National Gaurd Application question

[Wilco]

This was on an application a friend of mine filled out for the National Gaurd.


Have you ever been an officer or member of a group or faction with plans to overthrow the United States Government by force?

Have you ever participated in acts to overthrow the United States Government by force?

If "yes" explain in the space below


Now, who would actually be stupid enough to answer that truthfully?

[ChuckThunder]

This was on an application a friend of mine filled out for the National Gaurd.


Have you ever been an officer or member of a group or faction with plans to overthrow the United States Government by force?

Have you ever participated in acts to overthrow the United States Government by force?

If "yes" explain in the space below


Now, who would actually be stupid enough to answer that truthfully?

Hey, better safe than sorry.

[Wilco]

Ain't that the truth man....people these days are actually pretty stupid and crazy, so you might as well try and see what they write.

[Salty Dog]

edit.

[Salty Dog]

This was on an application a friend of mine filled out for the National Gaurd.

[quote] Have you ever been an officer or member of a group or faction with plans to overthrow the United States Government by force?

Have you ever participated in acts to overthrow the United States Government by force?

If "yes" explain in the space below

well there was this one time, when we kidnapped the governor and the senators of my state, and we held them all hostage and demanded that the government be turned into a dictatorship, but wouldn't you know......my idiot friend chris forgot to load the guns, let's just say that that was a bad day to overthrow the government

[Wilco]

Have you ever been an officer or member of a group or faction with plans to overthrow the United States Government by force?

Have you ever participated in acts to overthrow the United States Government by force?

If "yes" explain in the space below


This is actually part of the plan, first i get into the military and then when no one is paying attention i smuggle arms out to my comrades and then we... heh... well, i wouldn't want to spoil the ending... okay, flip the paper over, i finished it on the back!