Talk About Having Your Nuts In A Vice...

[Seraphim]

A Croatian man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deck chair and found his ********s had got stuck.

Mario Visnjic had gone swimming naked in the sea at the Valalta beach in western Croatia.

His ********s had shrunk while in the cool sea and slipped through the wooden slats when he sat back down on his wooden deckchair.

But as he lay in the sun they expanded back to normal size and got stuck between the slats.

He was eventually freed after he called beach maintenance services on his mobile phone and they sent a member of staff to cut the deck chair in half. - Ananova.com

http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1154543321173A551

[toki]

http://www.int.iol.co.za/index.php?set_id=1&click_id=29&art_id=iol1154543321173A551
it was just posted in the 'retarded joke thread'.
As someone pointed out balls don't shrink, the scrotum does. And if it shrinks its so tight it wont slip anywhere unless he has loose balls like a 80 year old. :)
Warm balls could slip somewhere, cold balls won't.

The croatian (or south african) press is trying to fool us. :bash:

[Seraphim]

it was just posted in the 'retarded joke thread'.
As someone pointed out balls don't shrink, the scrotum does. And if it shrinks its so tight it wont slip anywhere unless he has loose balls like a 80 year old. :)
Warm balls could slip somewhere, cold balls won't.

The croatian (or south african) press is trying to fool us. :bash:

ahhh right on.

[zonk]

alll right wing propaganda by the euro feminazis....