Your craziest girlfriend?

[tyovan]

Tell me about your craziest girlfriend and why you thought she was crazy. :-)

[EvanL]

Each one of them. because they all have different ways of behaving on their periods.

[wubanga101]

This one girl I dated ended up almost getting arrested for wanting to shoot me in the leg with a .38.

[Death.]

Each one of them. because they all have different ways of behaving on their periods.

Weren't you suppose to be banned.

Those titters really offended me, for such titters you should have atleast been banned for 2 months. ATLEAST.

[budanski]

I got back at mine and married her... :|

[EvanL]

I got back at mine and married her... :|
And you got her pregnant. haha
serves her right.

[wubanga101]

I got back at mine and married her... :| Ouch!!! what she ever do to you?p-)

[Bombtrack]

This one. She was an insatiable succubus.
http://home.cogeco.ca/%7Edscarlino/t.jpg

[ZaakM433]

Whats crazy is I've never had a girlfriend.

[BadKarma26]

i had a girlfriend with terrible ADD. i couldnt stand anything about her except how hot she was. and she was a redhead. eventually i started taking her adderol to write papers and my grades went up. because of this we went out for a couple of months.

[Aerosoul]

Whats crazy is I've never had a girlfriend.
how old are you?

[Seraphim]

Whats crazy is I've never had a girlfriend.

Not crazy at all...just look at you. p-)

[sir-chimp]

Hmm was it the one that tried to kill herself, the one that liked be hit with a belt, or the one that would take swings at me when my lovely personality would set her off.

I cant pick just one.

Women are just plain crazy to begin with.

[kawaiku]

Whats crazy is I've never had a girlfriend.

I thought I was the only onewoot(Am I supposed to be proud?:|)

[LaoSexMachine]

Never had a crazy one. Last one was just too jealous.

[usa320]

i had one that wanted to do 'things' in very public places....

some might say its great... i think it was crazy...

[ZaakM433]

how old are you?

Only 20, 21 in a month...

[TheKiwi]

I went out for many years with a crazy Irish woman who was obsessed with tut tutting at folks who were having affairs. Later she dumps me and I find that the little slapper had been having an affair behind my back. Oh, and she liked to be tied up and given a few whacks too.

[EvanL]

How about ones that do coke?

[ZaakM433]

How about ones that do coke?

Classic or Diet?

Maybe with a little Lime?

Vanilla?

[Abolith]

the one who there out 4 rifles IN THE GARBAGE CAN while I was at work.... Dumb girl didn't realize that the trasch pickup day was 4 days out yet.. i recovered them and booted her the hell out.

[Aerosoul]

Basically, I've been the crazy one in the relationships I've been in.

[EvanL]

Classic or Diet?

Maybe with a little Lime?

Vanilla?
light????????

[Seraphim]

None of them were crazy like what you guys are posting. Only thing I got was the last one swore more than I did. And I swear alot.

[Seraphim]

the one who there out 4 rifles IN THE GARBAGE CAN while I was at work.... Dumb girl didn't realize that the trasch pickup day was 4 days out yet.. i recovered them and booted her the hell out.

Good job...what rifles were they anyways? My thinking was...buy all your toys now before you're "not allowed" p-)

[RECON DOC]

Women are just plain crazy to begin with.

I'm with sir chimp.
But I will say from experience, that the crazyer they are
the better they are in the sack and that's a fact.......Just beware, cause you never know what they will do if you push the wrong button.

One example that sticks out is a female LAPD detective, A super fine Latina,
built like a brick s**t house (I almost fell over the first time I saw her undressed. I thought I'd died and gone to heaven) and was a total wildcat in bed, right up there in the top five.

I innocently asked her once if she ever used the police computer to check out her boy friends and she went into a fifteen minute incoherent tirade.She went COMPLETELY BERZERK. It was like she had been possessed by a demon and was literaly frothing at the mouth by the time she finished ....very ....very.... scary. Considering she had guns all over her house and was rather proficient in their use. Needless to say I figured she wasn't the girl for me.
Too bad she was nuts, cause she was one hell of a lay. p-)

[EvanL]

I'm with sir chimp.
But I will say from experience, that the crazyer they are
the better they are in the sack and that's a fact.......Just beware, cause you never know what they will do if you push the wrong button.

One example that sticks out is a female LAPD detective, A super fine Latina,
built like a brick s**t house (I almost fell over the first time I saw her undressed. I thought I'd died and gone to heaven) and was a total wildcat in bed, right up there in the top five.

I innocently asked her once if she ever used the police computer to check out her boy friends and she went into a fifteen minute incoherent tirade.She went COMPLETELY BERZERK. It was like she had been possessed by a demon and was literaly frothing at the mouth by the time she finished ....very ....very.... scary. Considering she had guns all over her house and was rather proficient in their use. Needless to say I figured she wasn't the girl for me.
Too bad she was nuts, cause she was one hell of a lay. p-)
she went loco

[MaDuce]

The one that elbowed me in the balls when I tryed to go in the back door w/o asking first.

[EvanL]

The one that elbowed me in the balls when I tryed to go in the back door w/o asking first.
thats what date rape pills r for. idiot.

[MaDuce]

thats what date rape pills r for. idiot.

I had sold all mine to Brian Peppers and Mustamato so I was out.

[Andreas]

Well this one ex did trow a bottle at me and my "princess-for-the-night" at a club once.
She saw me with this new girl and tried to hit us in the head with a bottle from accross the dancefloor.

Hehehe She missed,hit som poor guy in the face, was thrown out of the club, got arrested, and had to go to court..

I dident hear about it until I met someone who knew the guy ho got hit in the face with the bottle.

I was like " What!?

[toki]

Actually only one ex-girlfriend was worth caring about afterwards and that was due to the fact that it had no future anyway (Living in 2 countries). So we broke up without any ill feelings and stayed in contact. Every other relationship ended in more or less drama. The worst was probably my first and my second last. The first, because i was just naive about girls and she had suicidal tendencies, later anorexia and all the teenage drama emo crap you all know. And i was her dump. Hell her Mother gave me money to go eat with her every day. I had a 'function' and that all grew over me. Then again the family was psycho to begin with. My second last Girlfriend was a selfish cow. Too much to write in one post. And my bad luck was that i was really in love with her and "a bit" blinded. It ended with a bang, first she dumped me, then we met again and then i dumped her and i have never insulted a girl like that. It's not my style to insult them afterwards, but she had it coming. Even her best girl(!)friends backed me and that says something. She was originally from Hamburg (living here for UNI) and afterwards i had an allergic reaction when i heard this northern dialect she still had pretty strong. :lol: To a point where i switched off the TV when someone spoke it. Right now i'm single and quite happy.

[AussieJohnDoe]

Oh, and she liked to be tied up and given a few whacks too.
Did you dag and shear her too? rofl