G.I.JOE selection - fill in your papers

[mocking_loudly_died]

You have been selected to serve in Americas most elite fighting force known as G.I.JOE, please fill out the following personal profile.

1. Code Name
2. Primary Specialty
3. Secondary Specialty
4. Catch phrase

Mocking Loudly Died

Code name: Deadly Misogynist
Primary Specialty: Gender misrepresentation
Secondary Specialty: Protecting Cheese
Catch Phase: “Joe stop licking those depleted uranium shells!”

[ibstolidude]

1. Code Name: Rusty Trombone (3rd chair)
2. Primary Specialty: Petroleum Specialist (I don't mean the fuel)
3. Secondary Specialty: Waking Up (unless I am still asleep)
4. Catch phrase: "Has anyone seen my pants?"

[Flagg]

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Code Name: Colonel Hogan
Primary Specialty: Avante Garde Amateur **** Star
Secondary Specialty: Operating an intelligence network against bumbling, yet somehow likeable nazis
Catch phrase: "Hey Sexy, You want to be a moviestar?"

[Fintin]

Code Name: Bob Jone
Primary Specialty: Bible Thumping
Secondary Specialty: Taking $5 every month from old ladies
Catch phrase: "THE LORD SAYITH.....who passed ass?...ER...UM..."

[stuntman]

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1. Code Name - Little Puppet
2. Primary Specialty - ****ing in my diapers
3. Secondary Specialty - smelling tire tracks
4. Catch phrase - two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do!

[flickme]

1. Code Name - Kelly's Heroe
2. Primary Specialty - Train Spotting
3. Secondary Specialty - Running away faster than the next man.
4. Catch phrase - Never spit into the wind.

[MolliG]

MolliG

1. Codename: Thud
2. Primary Specialty: Smellin'
3. Secondary Specialty: Cookin'
4. Catchphrase: "Et cetera..."

[ShadowNeo]

ShadowNeo

Codename: Silent Thunder
Primary Speciality: Being Contradictive
Secondary Speciality: Being able to wiggle ears AT WILL!!!!!!
Catch Phrase: Mamma Mia!!!

[Maine Finn]

Maine Finn

Codename: Angry Finn Girl
Primary Speciality: Running with scissors
Secondary Speciality: Using balony to catch seagulls
Catch Phrase: "Wrong-Way TA"

[WARPIG]

Codename: BA Barackas
Primary Speciality: Wearing lot's of gold
Secondary Speciality: Sporting a Mohawk
Catch Phrase: "I ain't gettin on no plane Hanibal! I pity-da-foo thinks he can make me get on a plane."

[gaz]

1. Code Name - The Limey Pirate
2. Primary Specialty - Smirking in a condescending manner
3. Secondary Specialty - Guessing films from small soundbites
4. Catch phrase - Logic's a bastard.

[MVSpartan117]

Code Name: Nasty Solution
Primary Specialty: Dirty Mind
Secondary Specialty: Eating Mud
Catch phrase: "Oh man! I though you said wiener!"

[farmgirl]

1. Code Name - The Limey Pirate
2. Primary Specialty - Smirking in a condescending manner
3. Secondary Specialty - Guessing films from small soundbites
4. Catch phrase - Logic's a bastard.


ohhh, I do like pirates, gaz. p-)
Condescending pirates are even better..... ;)

[Fox2]

1. Code Name: HM Murdock
2. Primary Specialty: Schizophrenic conversations
3. Secondary Specialty: Flying anything short of a washing machine out of a tough spot
4. Catch phrase: "Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes."

[Uncle Sam]

Code Name: Perceiver
Primary Specialty: Perceiving
Secondary Specialty: 1 hour photo worker
Catch phrase: "Till we ourselves see it with our own eyes, and perceive it by our own understandings, we are still in the dark".

[HELEX]

1. Code Name: P. Nis
2. Primary Specialty: Firewall
3. Secondary Specialty: Great balls of Fire
4. Catch phrase: Is it hot here, or is it me....?

[Salty Dog]

1. Code Name : tuna salad
2. Primary Specialty :caligraphy
3. Secondary Specialty : HALO jumps
4. Catch phrase: "don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!"

[California Joe]

1. Code Name: Bloodninja
2. Primary Specialty: Panty thief
3. Secondary Specialty: Identifying Trans******s
4. Catch phrase: HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[Merik]

Codename: Merik
Primary Specialty: Making the other poor bastard die for his country
Secondary Specialty: The Human Bullseye
Catch Phrase: "Oh ****"

[Minjin]

1. Code Name: Bloodninja
2. Primary Specialty: Panty thief
3. Secondary Specialty: Identifying Trans******s
4. Catch phrase: HARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

GOLD!!! rofl rofl rofl