Add your words to create a story...

[Universal]

This is a story told by all of us! :D

I'm gonna start it, each person will post adding not more than 3 words, the story does have to make a bit of sense, but the words have to follow through, here it goes...

"It all began...

[mocking_loudly_died]

With exploding breasts

[Flagg]

from the Fembot

[Universal]

that I undressed

[stuntman]

She stood up

[Fintin]

and so did my pants

[spectre5]

A great tent it was

[AFG]

twas the Farmgirl!

[MolliG]

"Mmmm.... Walnut Stock..."

[HELEX]

....in the air...

[flickme]

was the smell of methane......

[Seoulstriker]

I accidentally farted

[MolliG]

to the despair

[Seoulstriker]

of lovely farmgirl.

[MolliG]

Who then proceeded

[Haiw]

to mutilate Seoulstriker

[Seoulstriker]

Seeing his huge package ( :) )

[Stavka]

and decided to go fishing instead.

[MolliG]

using the 'package'

[Haiw]

to lure piranhas

[Stavka]

into the upper part of the river, so as to...

EDIT: Sorry, was a bit late

[MolliG]

get the most

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into the upper part of the river, so as to...

not more than 3 words,
;)

[ShadowNeo]

twisted, perverted satisfaction

[MapleLeafInfantry]

until winston churchill arived

[Stavka]

Offering a cigar

[jamesp]

which he inserted into his bum

(we done this when i was at school. it was about going on holiday in a plane, and I had the 3rd installment to the story and i said "then the plane crashed and we all died". that story was fukked.)

[spectre5]

mean time urinating...

[Seoulstriker]

CJ sees farmgirl

[Stavka]

and politely asks

[Seoulstriker]

for a blow

[Stavka]

to the face

[Universal]

she kindly accepts

[Seoulstriker]

joe wasn't satisfied...

[Universal]

t'was too short

[HELEX]

...he suddenly cried...

[Fox2]

for onion rings

[Universal]

or Mcdonald's fries

[Fox2]

he must decide

[Uncle Sam]

...or die trying...

[ArmedPacifist]

"Transfats I need!" cried he

[Haiw]

and Seoulstriker was slain when his mighty sword drove home

(hey, if everyone's breaking the 3-word rule :P)

[Fox2]

This left monkeys

[Salty Dog]

nuts did hurt

[Uncle Sam]

...after squeezing tightly...

[Seoulstriker]

but saw nawlins

[Uncle Sam]

...Butt A** Naked...

[Salty Dog]

and freaked out

[MapleLeafInfantry]

at the sight of a 1988 volkswagen scirocco 16valve, with an engine transplant from a 2004 gti 1.8T, and the bi-turbo from a porsche gt2

[Midtown]

So he set a fire

[Uncle Sam]

ok, so the 3 word rule is for sh*t...

[ArmedPacifist]

and that fire burned out the unholiness!

[Fargin]

Then the proctolocist...

[Haiw]

aka Seoulstrikers buttbuddy

[Midtown]

Got herpes from

[Haiw]

Sixgun's gangraped ass

[Uncle Sam]

...was hurting so..

[cut]

endured the same..

[Fintin]

in which worms were found

[Salty Dog]

suck on it

[basket of soft kittens]

the end.
rofl

[Salty Dog]

the end.
rofl

rofl sweet ending!

[Universal]

And here it is all put together, the story told by all of us! :P

"It all began With exploding breasts from the Fembot that I undressed. She stood up and so did my pants, a great tent, it was the Farmgirl! "Mmmm.... Walnut Stock..." In the air was the smell of methane I accidentally farted to the despair of lovely farmgirl. Who then proceeded to mutilate Seoulstriker Seeing his huge package and decided to go fishing instead, using the 'package' to lure piranhas into the upper part of the river, so as to get the most twisted, perverted satisfaction until winston churchill arived Offering a cigar which he inserted into his bum, mean time urinating, CJ sees farmgirl and politely asks for a blow to the face, she kindly accepts. She squirts backwards, joe wasn't satisfied, t'was too short. He suddenly cried for onion rings or Mcdonald's fries, he must decide or die trying; "Transfats I need!" cried he and Seoulstriker was slain when his mighty sword drove home. This left monkeys nuts did hurt after squeezing tightly, but saw nawlins Butt A** Naked and freaked out at the sight of a 1988 volkswagen scirocco 16valve, with an engine transplant from a 2004 gti 1.8T, and the bi-turbo from a porsche gt2. So he set a fire and that fire burned out the unholiness! Then the proctolocist, aka Seoulstrikers buttbuddy, got herpes from Sixgun's gangraped ass, t'was hurting so endured the same Back came noodles in which worms were found. SUCK ON IT!
the end. rofl