Looking for female volunteers! (science!)

[Haiw]

In the name of SCIENCE!

Yes, I'm looking at you ladies. Me, Jani, tsuri and ours found us in a difficult discussion that we could not find a certain answer to:

'M&M's melt in your mouth, not in your hands'.

But would they melt in a ******?

This question is of critical importance were you to produce chocolate *** toys that were to be covered in an M&M shell to prevent melting.
Thus we have no other option but to finally find a test subject who will insert M&M's in her ******, to finally give us the question to this important question.

Any volunteers; step forward please... in the name of SCIENCE!

[JoaMei]

Im not a Woman but they actually melt in Water and they should also melt in a ******.

Of course every thesis in science has to be prooved by an Experiment...

[Adumb]

I'd do it, but I don't have a ******. Will my asshole make due?

[titget]

Can I use the new Mega M&M's

[hell]

Can I use the new Mega M&M's

I bet you can......oh wait, you were asking a question, not stating a fact.

[pascalywood]

The new threads on this forum are going downhill..

[Haiw]

Can I use the new Mega M&M's
Any type of M&M will do considering the outer shell is made of the same material. And no SS; assholes are a completely different story, although it would of course still be interesting to know how that works out.


The new threads on this forum are going downhill..
Holy ****.. it went downhill already in the 1,5 months you've been here! Sheesh! :roll:

[Adumb]

And no SS; assholes are a completely different story, although it would of course still be interesting to know how that works out.
I'll be sure to PM you the video.


The new threads on this forum are going downhill..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/sniperskull/Funny/GTFO.gif

[hell]

^ He's not kidding, he just IMed me letting me know he has 43 green ones up there already. Apparantly sticking the brown ones up there is just too gross.

[titget]

^ He's not kidding, he just IMed me letting me know he has 43 green ones up there already. Apparantly sticking the brown ones up there is just too gross.
Peanut or Regular?

[hell]

Peanut or Regular?

I'm not asking that, its disgusting....

[MaDuce]

how about white chocolate for extra effect

[Haiw]

how about white chocolate for extra effect
We are talking about M&M's here... not normal chocolate. Normal chocolate already melts in your hand so it's fairly obvious it'll melt in a ******.

[Jani.R]

Its just unpossable that they could melt in there, don't you nerds know the McHillis law about m&m-> pussy -> heat effect?

[Exer]

I have no idea what mchillis law is.

[LaoSexMachine]

A ****** is warm so I say, yes.

[Chris]

stop thinking guys, ... girls start acting..

[Kap]

Mmmmmmmm m&ms....:hug:

[Hot Lips]

In the name of SCIENCE!

Yes, I'm looking at you ladies. Me, Jani, tsuri and ours found us in a difficult discussion that we could not find a certain answer to:

'M&M's melt in your mouth, not in your hands'.

But would they melt in a ******?

This question is of critical importance were you to produce chocolate *** toys that were to be covered in an M&M shell to prevent melting.
Thus we have no other option but to finally find a test subject who will insert M&M's in her ******, to finally give us the question to this important question.

Any volunteers; step forward please... in the name of SCIENCE!

You don't need a woman to answer this. You have other options for your experiment.

[oswald]

livestock?

[Haiw]

You don't need a woman to answer this. You have other options for your experiment.
Being...what? The anal cavity's atmosphere conditions are very different from those in a ****** so that option is out of the question. Other species are no option either for this same reason.

[nagant_m44]

Being...what? The anal cavity's atmosphere conditions are very different from those in a ****** so that option is out of the question. Other species are no option either for this same reason.

just pay some dutch slut to let u do it....

[TuNeRsHaRk]

i can tell you one thing though, it wouldnt be pink anymore

[MaDuce]

just pay some dutch slut to let u do it....

..pfft Finnish girls will do it for the 10USD bottle of charcoal filtered vodka.

[Hot Lips]

Being...what? The anal cavity's atmosphere conditions are very different from those in a ****** so that option is out of the question. Other species are no option either for this same reason.

I see you've already explored this option in some detail.

If it melts in your mouth....

[Exer]

My m&ms do melt in my hands, but only when they are kinda sweatish kinda. or might just be the box of m&ms that is hot. maybe... not sure..

[Ddavid]

We had a test already, and it proved unsucessful

Warning : crude **** chocolate
Charlotte au chocolat (http://planete-monde.viabloga.com/images/charlotte%20au%20chocolat.png)

[Sweaty]

I feel sick...you guys have ruined *** for me FOREVER!

[Sweaty]

I'd like to clarify that the hot naked chick covered in hershey goodness does not gross me out at all though...

[Hot Lips]

Somehow I doubt that.

[signatory]

" You want me to go where ?!? "

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/4913/lasvegas00743004031mv4.jpg

[RoyalAir]

I asked my roomate what he thought and he walked out the room...


damnit...

[Haiw]

We had a test already, and it proved unsucessful

Warning : crude **** chocolate
Charlotte au chocolat (http://planete-monde.viabloga.com/images/charlotte%20au%20chocolat.png)
Like I said; this is not about chocolate. Chocolate already melts when held in a hand so that's not even up for questioning whether that'll melt or not. The thing is that M&M's have this special shell (I think it's mixed with sugar or something) to prevent it from melting and from a scientific perspective it is of course very interesting to know whether or not a ******l environment would exceed its melting treshold.

[Hot Lips]

M&M's melt. The shell merely doesn't melt as fast as the chocolate.

It's as if you have no experience with body heat and a woman's nether regions....... oh wait....

[Sweaty]

In all honesty, I vote they melt....its a warm, moist, highly acidic environment down there....


...on a side note, someone should ask Evan to shove one up his Cooter and solve this dillemma.

[Bia]

OT is getting crappier everyday.....

I hear the toliet flushing......about 60% of you better find something to replace the fix.

[Sweaty]

OT is getting crappier everyday.....

I hear the toliet flushing......about 60% of you better find something to replace the fix.

...on that note, blood would definitely melt the candy shell.

[Haiw]

M&M's melt. The shell merely doesn't melt as fast as the chocolate.

It's as if you have no experience with body heat and a woman's nether regions....... oh wait....
Well duh... I never tried to hide the fact that I'm auditioning for the remake of 'the 40 year old virgin' in 20 more years.

...And I'm still dissapointed none of the women did it. Posting cheesy pics of yourself in underwear yet not doing some important science work involving M&M's is just double standards. :(

[TuNeRsHaRk]

well look at it this way, how warm is the human hand?

now how warm is the ******?

now how fast does an M&M start to melt in the human hand

now how fast will it melt in a ******?

[Hot Lips]

I could post the link to Lexi's MySpace..... :)

[Sweaty]

I could post the link to Lexi's MySpace..... :)

Ew.


123456

[TuNeRsHaRk]

I could post the link to Lexi's MySpace..... :)

you mean the FBI's Myspace?


erhhmmm yeah lexi was her name.

[Haiw]

I could post the link to Lexi's MySpace..... :)
:lol:
Funny you say that... this was from a convo a few hours ago:


[23:35:37] <@|Haiw|> too bad lexi is banned...she'd have done it
But I decided that I just did not feel comfortable about talking a child into stuffing M&M's up her cooter.

[signatory]

Then how about a whole bag ?

[Hot Lips]

http://www.hasbrotoyshop.com/Files_Main/100/857861fb86ad_Main400.jpg

[Hot Lips]

http://static.flickr.com/36/106585737_f846b286c5_m.jpg

[Bia]

So...I'm taking bets.....

How long before OT is closed?

haha

[Hellfish]

I give it about 5 minutes.

[Hippo]

the chocolate would cause the ****** wall's pH value to turn alkaline and then you get YEAST INFECTION!!!

[Hot Lips]

Then you make Banana Bread.http://people.ucsc.edu/~ktom/smilies/banana.gifhttp://pop.pimpsofpain.com/images/smilies/nana.gifhttp://pop.pimpsofpain.com/images/smilies/banjump.gif

[MaDuce]

the chocolate would cause the ****** wall's pH value to turn alkaline and then you get YEAST INFECTION!!!

You offend my famine sensibilities.

[SAPPEROIF]

Babes thread would have saved us from going down this route, lol...

You know how many guys have probably looked this over and are actually trying to do this for you..telling their girls it's just some sort of kinky thing they wanted to try, lol..

[Bia]

Babes thread would have saved us from going down this route, lol...

You know how many guys have probably looked this over and are actually trying to do this for you..telling their girls it's just some sort of kinky thing they wanted to try, lol..


Derailing the thread....

How's Alabama?
I took this last year when driving through....moving out of Florida.....bet you've seen it before.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/biafra/more/5ala.jpg

[Kap]

Stop derailing this thread you nasty cooter! :bash: :bash:

[Maine Finn]

Wow.... just, wow. I know you got female issues, Haiw, but damn... :|

[nagant_m44]

Stop derailing this thread you nasty cooter! :bash: :bash:

wow, great skills with gurls dude

[Maine Finn]

wow, great skills with gurls dude

rofl

Indeed...

[Kap]

wow, great skills with gurls dude


Wow, you're such a fag, DUDE :roll:

[nagant_m44]

Wow, you're such a fag, DUDE :roll:

hahahaha, yes sir, i am a dude. You are too arnt you?rofl

[Jani.R]

hahahaha, yes sir, i am a dude. You are too arnt you?rofl

Silly rabbit.

[Kap]

Silly rabbit.


Trix are for kids.

[Kap]

hahahaha, yes sir, i am a dude. You are too arnt you?rofl


Now I can see why no one likes you. p-) Immature boiii. rofl rofl

[Hooahman]

I'm still waiting to hear the results from SS... he seems to be the only willing volunteer so far. Think of it ladies, if you join SS, you could get the title COALITION OF THE WILLING (FOR SCIENCE!). Groovy...

[.666 Caliber]

You guys are all retarded....................just plain and simple retarted to the 5th power.

[Mountain Man]

" You want me to go where ?!? "

http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/4913/lasvegas00743004031mv4.jpg

Now thats damn funny!!rofl

[toki]

In all honesty, I vote they melt....its a warm, moist, highly acidic environment down there....


...on a side note, someone should ask Evan to shove one up his Cooter and solve this dillemma.

Butyric acid... levels are differing*(anti-septic). But no enzyms like in the mouth. So the question would not be if it melts, but if it melts faster then in the mouth!

*too much ruins the taste... well... that's the aggressive bitter stuff some have more then others...

[SAPPEROIF]

Derailing the thread....

How's Alabama?
I took this last year when driving through....moving out of Florida.....bet you've seen it before.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v410/biafra/more/5ala.jpg

Sup BIA.

Yea loving this sweaty, wet, humid little place....hey kinda goes with the topic...
Yea I've been by that a few times, lol...Unofrtunately I'm here longer than I thought I would be...but I could be worse places...You still in Florida or chillin somewhere else now?

[Sweaty]

Did anybody think about what to do if one of these nice young ladies actually decided to experiment and the damn candy shell didn't melt? I honestly have no clue how to remove such an item from, for lack of a better word, the cooter.

[signatory]

Did anybody think about what to do if one of these nice young ladies actually decided to experiment and the damn candy shell didn't melt? I honestly have no clue how to remove such an item from, for lack of a better word, the cooter.

I know. Put some bubblegum on top of my... and then... etc

[Sweaty]

I know. Put some bubblegum on top of my... and then... etc

You, my friend, have a gift.

[Bia]

Sup BIA.

Yea loving this sweaty, wet, humid little place....hey kinda goes with the topic...
Yea I've been by that a few times, lol...Unofrtunately I'm here longer than I thought I would be...but I could be worse places...You still in Florida or chillin somewhere else now?

LOL....Nope, I moved to Southern Illinois last summer.....been here a year now. Loving small town America so much more than Jax Fl.
My cousin lives here and she's about all the family I have left.

Started college....classes begin monday!!!

:)

[MaDuce]

This thread is a cancer of the interaweb