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raisetheissue
08-24-2006, 07:43 PM
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Story was just on CNN's Glenn Beck show.


Forbes
A man and his mother were Travelling to Turkey and was hoping to get lucky there, Unfortunately

for him his ***** pump looked very Similar to a bomb.

A Cook County judge has decided there is enough evidence to prosecute a man who says an airport security guard misheard him when she thought he said that a ****** device in his backpack was actually a bomb.

Mardin Amin claims he actually told the guard the small, black object was a "pump" - as in a ***** pump.

Amin's attorney said her client was embarrassed to explain the object in front of his mother, who was traveling with him, so he whispered. The guard misunderstood, and thought he said "bomb," according to defense attorney Eileen O'Neill-Burke.

"His mother is standing there so, under his breath, he says, 'It's a pump. Put it away. Put it away,'" O'Neill-Burke told The Associated Press on Thursday. The guard asked him again and he repeated that the object was a pump, the attorney said.

O'Neill-Burke added that Amin, an Iraqi, has a thick accent and she herself had trouble understanding him until he brought the pump to her office and showed it to her. She said she recently learned that Arabic speakers sometimes have trouble distinguishing the sounds "p" and "b."

However, Judge Gerald Winiecki decided there was sufficient evidence for the case to move forward after the female security guard testified that she heard Amin "clearly" say the word bomb on Aug. 16 at O'Hare International Airport.

Amin, 29, of Skokie, is charged with felony disorderly conduct and faces up to three years in prison if convicted. He was released on $75,000 bond and is due back in court Sept. 13. O'Neill-Burke said he will plead not guilty then.

Amin told the Chicago Sun-Times after the hearing that security officials did not give him a chance to explain the misunderstanding, that he would never use the word "bomb" while going through a security checkpoint, and does not consider a ***** pump an unusual object to own.

"It's normal," he said. "Half of America they use it."

BadKarma26
08-24-2006, 07:44 PM
:cantbeli: who has a shoelace I can hang myself with?

Bia
08-24-2006, 07:50 PM
Where have I read this already.....?

??hhmmmmm??

Oh yeah...

HERE

Bryson C
08-24-2006, 08:04 PM
3rd time today. :cantbeli:

American Patriot
08-24-2006, 08:06 PM
pwned by the ***** pump

Rilence
08-24-2006, 09:15 PM
Ok i didn't read the others but there was 2 threads relating to this that i saw so my question is...Are you blind!? p-)

sucker4gurls
08-24-2006, 10:13 PM
Alright well I know you are new so I'll be easy. If you look up at the top bar you will see 6 different links: User CP, FAQ, Members list etc. If you look at the 6th one over you will see a "Search" button. If you use this "search" button and look for some keywords say like "***** pump Turkey" not only will you find some REALLY screwed up **** but you will also find this same article posted 2 times before you.
Using the "search" button is something you should do to keep people from getting their hopes up about reading something really funny.
Thank you and goodnight.

LaoSexMachine
08-24-2006, 10:16 PM
Where's the funny?

raisetheissue
08-24-2006, 10:28 PM
People its a re post sorry....no need to get all that emotional.

Calm down

Sigh.....

Angel
08-24-2006, 10:31 PM
My goodness guys you overreact toomuch to reposts. I just read this first time along w/ many other reposted articles. I'm sorry but I come here for news and if I get it from reposts I don't care I honestly don't spend my entire day racking up posts on this website.

titget
08-24-2006, 10:44 PM
People its a re post sorry....no need to get all that emotional.

Calm down

Sigh.....
Welcome to MPnet:grin:

MaydayJohnson
08-25-2006, 01:29 AM
he was probably planning on using it on the plane. gross

ShakesFIST
08-25-2006, 05:36 AM
I really dont see why its so funny...

Macs.
08-25-2006, 05:47 AM
"Quite possibly the funniest thing you will read"

You must have a dark and sad life. (I could only imagine a 12 year old to laugh his ass off over something like this.)

Eddy
08-25-2006, 06:11 AM
"It's normal," he said. "Half of America they use it."

A little more p-)

raisetheissue
08-25-2006, 12:03 PM
You people take yourselves to seriously. WOW!

Thunder
08-25-2006, 12:06 PM
"It's normal," he said. "Half of America they use it."The other half are female?



Time to confess, Amerikaners.