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Miles.
08-27-2006, 02:24 PM
Post what turns you off the most!!

Tattoos!

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/4949/swallowtattooscj0.jpg

And you?

Sweaty
08-27-2006, 02:26 PM
hairy ass...on man or woman...

AussieJohnDoe
08-27-2006, 02:27 PM
Post what turns you off the most!!

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i11/blfernandez/GreyBridget.jpg

Sweaty
08-27-2006, 02:28 PM
Dude, i hope you are joking, because i am GOOD TO GO!

Redguy
08-27-2006, 02:30 PM
rofl^^aussiejohndoe

that would be excessive piercing.. i hate it when girls get lip rings and nose rings or what ever the hell else.

Maverick77
08-27-2006, 02:30 PM
Girls who think everything is too difficult and should be done for them while they sit around looking like a useless whore with high heels and other crap that wouldnt allow them to walk anywhere more difficult than sidewalk.

Aerosoul
08-27-2006, 02:31 PM
Snobby attitudes. Feelings of entitlement.
Physically, poor hygeine is the biggest one.

Macs.
08-27-2006, 02:31 PM
Pub-Owners.

Sweaty
08-27-2006, 02:32 PM
Girls who think everything is too difficult and should be done for them while they sit around looking like a useless whore with high heels and other crap that wouldnt allow them to walk anywhere more difficult than sidewalk.

I think that's hot. I don't want to bone some chick who wears men's clothing, tennis shoes, and likes to scratch their crotch while chewing tobacco...

Miles.
08-27-2006, 02:32 PM
that would be excessive piercing.. i hate it when girls get lip rings and nose rings or what ever the hell else.

I second that.


Snobby attitudes. Feelings of entitlement.
Physically, poor hygeine is the biggest one.

I second that, as well.

Sweaty
08-27-2006, 02:33 PM
stinky cooter...






...can i say cooter on here?

D-gin
08-27-2006, 02:34 PM
Girls using alot of profanity, and stupidity.












Oh yeah Sweaty's avatar.......Just kidding LOL

Miles.
08-27-2006, 02:34 PM
stinky cooter...

I believe that would fall under the "poor personal hygeine" category.

Sweaty
08-27-2006, 02:34 PM
Girls useing alot of profanity and stupidity.












Oh yeah Sweaty's avatar.......Just kidding LOL

It's cool, it freaks me out too.

Maverick77
08-27-2006, 02:35 PM
I think that's hot. I don't want to bone some chick who wears men's clothing, tennis shoes, and likes to scratch their crotch while chewing tobacco...

hahhaha neither do I

Miles.
08-27-2006, 02:37 PM
I think that's hot. I don't want to bone some chick who wears men's clothing, tennis shoes, and likes to scratch their crotch while chewing tobacco...

You'd **** a catcher's mitt.

Next.

hell
08-27-2006, 02:38 PM
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i11/blfernandez/GreyBridget.jpg

Is that who I think it is?


Edit: YEP.

Hellfish
08-27-2006, 02:38 PM
Chicks with no self esteem.

Miles.
08-27-2006, 02:38 PM
Is that who I think it is?

Yes, sir.

Pretty effing hot!

Hellfish
08-27-2006, 02:38 PM
Is that who I think it is?

You're kinda slow on the uptake, aren't you?

Redguy
08-27-2006, 02:39 PM
no its just bridget

Miles.
08-27-2006, 02:39 PM
You're kinda slow on the uptake, aren't you?

Cut him some slack. He's from Oklahoma. The only thing they aren't slow at is cooking meth.

Shadow
08-27-2006, 02:39 PM
Dialects...

hell
08-27-2006, 02:39 PM
You're kinda slow on the uptake, aren't you?

This from the guy that turns down ****..........you flaming queen.




Cut him some slack. He's from Oklahoma. The only thing they aren't slow at is cooking meth.

That's why we're all so skinny. and have lesions on our faces...

Hellfish
08-27-2006, 02:41 PM
This from the guy that turns down ****..........you flaming queen.

...

You sent it to me at work, retard. :slap:

Sweaty
08-27-2006, 02:41 PM
You'd **** a catcher's mitt.

Next.

EgHmmm...my girlfriend happens to be pretty friggin' smokin hot....and she's the only I've ever "fukced".....to be so elequent. So no, I would not make love to a sporting good.

Miles.
08-27-2006, 02:42 PM
Gay moment!! Hellfish and hell in a helmet, sitting in a tree...

thscott83
08-27-2006, 02:42 PM
Facial piercings...

hell
08-27-2006, 02:42 PM
And? Where do you think I was sending it to you from?

signatory
08-27-2006, 02:42 PM
Burquas, sweaty look-a-likes, hairy ****.



Can I say hairy in here?

Aerosoul
08-27-2006, 02:43 PM
Gawd, I love piercings, what's wrong with you people.

Sweaty
08-27-2006, 02:45 PM
Gawd, I love piercings, what's wrong with you people.

what's wrong with you....clearly, we are the majority.

D-gin
08-27-2006, 02:45 PM
Gawd, I love piercings, what's wrong with you people.

Same here dude, I like girls with ink and piercings. p-)

signatory
08-27-2006, 02:46 PM
Gawd, I love piercings, what's wrong with you people.

piercings can be ok, I had a period in my life when that was on top of my list, but unfortunatly the girl is usually nuts or a typical trend victim.

Sweaty
08-27-2006, 02:46 PM
Girls have enough holes already...no need for more!

Miles.
08-27-2006, 02:47 PM
Gawd, I love piercings, what's wrong with you people.

The reason I don't like them...kind of stereotypical...it's not natural. Metallic objects embedded in the face look nasty to me. Plus, the peircee could be the next AIDS posterchild.


piercings can be ok, I had a period in my life when that was on top of my list, but unfortunatly the girl is usually nuts or a typical trend victim.

Boom. That is so right.

Death.
08-27-2006, 02:47 PM
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i11/blfernandez/GreyBridget.jpg

That's bridget?
http://orlyowl.com/heybaby.jpg

If I was hellfish I'd get my stupid ass off the PC and take the 1 hour drive to buy her a few beers.

Miles.
08-27-2006, 02:48 PM
If I was hellfish I'd get my stupid ass off the PC and take the 1 hour drive to buy her a few beers.

If you were Hellfish, you'd STFU.

D-gin
08-27-2006, 02:48 PM
I forgot to add, My biggest turn off is big fake breast.

Sweaty
08-27-2006, 02:50 PM
I forgot to add, My biggest turn off is big fake breast.

just one?

123

thscott83
08-27-2006, 02:52 PM
Meth mouth is a big turnoff as well...

Johnny_H02
08-27-2006, 02:52 PM
Ok lets see

Fatties
Gingers
Midgets

That is about it oh and im not too fond if feet, lol on any chick im just not big on the whole "Foot" thing.

Death.
08-27-2006, 02:53 PM
If you were Hellfish, you'd STFU.

Awww poor miles lose his kitty?

AOCBravo2004
08-27-2006, 02:53 PM
Too many things really, as said before excessive piercings and tats, and that snobbish/entitlement attitude, and poor hygiene, I could go on and on, hell I don't think there is a girl for me out there, for a LTR.

D-gin
08-27-2006, 02:54 PM
I could probably come up with a huge list but I'd have to think real hard and my hurts already.

Miles.
08-27-2006, 02:54 PM
Awww poor miles lose his kitty?

No. I just felt like telling you to STFU.

Aerosoul
08-27-2006, 02:55 PM
im not too fond of feet, lol on any chick im just not big on the whole "Foot" thing.
your foot amputee fetish is sicker than the more common normal-foot foot fetish.

signatory
08-27-2006, 02:56 PM
fat


123456

Death.
08-27-2006, 02:56 PM
No. I just felt like telling you to STFU.

Why the hate, tex?

titget
08-27-2006, 02:59 PM
my turn offs in men are..guys who have no sense of humor, no confidence, are faggy metro******s,have a shaved pubic area (sorry hellfish:p ), or any guy who is bothered by my perverted potty mouth and amazing burping skills..

Miles.
08-27-2006, 02:59 PM
Why the hate, tex?

I don't know. Something about little ****s from Florida always pisses me off. Plus, if you had any situational awareness, you'd see we've been over Bridget's drawring; in this thread, and a few others.

Miles.
08-27-2006, 03:00 PM
my turn offs in men are..guys who have no sense of humor, no confidence, are faggy metro******s,have a shaved pubic area (sorry hellfish:p ), or any guy who is bothered by my perverted potty mouth and amazing burping skills..

You sound like a Texas girl.

Death.
08-27-2006, 03:00 PM
I don't know. Something about little ****s from Florida always pisses me off. Plus, if you had any situational awareness, you'd see we've been over Bridget's drawring; in this thread, and a few others.


Little ****s from Florida? Judging from your profile pic, you're the little kid here. But I'll allow you to act tough behind your computer monitor, you're just wasting my time p-)

Aerosoul
08-27-2006, 03:01 PM
Anyway.....

Miles.
08-27-2006, 03:01 PM
Little ****s from Florida? Judging from your profile pic, you're the little kid here. But I'll allow you to act tough behind your computer monitor, you're just wasting my time p-)

You're proving my point. Run along, squire.

D-gin
08-27-2006, 03:04 PM
my turn offs in men are..guys who have no sense of humor, no confidence, are faggy metro******s,have a shaved pubic area (sorry hellfish:p ), or any guy who is bothered by my perverted potty mouth and amazing burping skills..
I can appreciate a good belcher but I have to disagree with you on the shaved part I like not having hair in my crotch. p-)

Death.
08-27-2006, 03:05 PM
You're proving my point. Run along, squire.


squire  /skwaɪər/ ****unciation Key - Show Spelled ****unciation[skwahyuhr] ****unciation Key - Show IPA ****unciation, noun, verb, squired, squir‧ing.
–noun
1. (in England) a country gentleman, esp. the chief landed proprietor in a district.
2. (in the Middle Ages) a young man of noble birth who as an aspirant to knighthood served a knight.
3. a personal attendant, as of a person of rank.
4. a man who accompanies or escorts a woman.
5. a title applied to a justice of the peace, local judge, or other local dignitary of a rural district or small town.
–verb (used with object)
6. to attend as, or in the manner of, a squire.
7. to escort (a woman), as to a dance or social gathering.

Looks more like a compliment than an insult.

Miles.
08-27-2006, 03:06 PM
I can appreciate a good belcher but I have to disagree with you on the shaved part I like not having hair in my crotch. p-)

Are you serious?!

Gauntlet
08-27-2006, 03:08 PM
Stupidity. If a girl is stupid, not interested anymore. I might like her for her looks but once I start to talk to her or hear what she says, I turn the other direction.

D-gin
08-27-2006, 03:09 PM
Are you serious?!

Yes I'm serious, Nair for men was best thing my ex ever got me into. :oops:

Snoshi
08-27-2006, 03:11 PM
Stupidity. If a girl is stupid, not interested anymore. I might like her for her looks but once I start to talk to her or hear what she says, I turn the other direction.

Yep... i hate that....

But i hate chubby and fat ones

Miles.
08-27-2006, 03:12 PM
Yes I'm serious, Nair for men was best thing my ex ever got me into. :oops:

I don't know. I've never been asked to remove my pubic hair...I might do it for my girlfriend if she had a problem.

But life without nut hair is not a life I want to live. ;)

Death.
08-27-2006, 03:13 PM
I'm not really into what you could call "material" girls, ones that always want the nicest things of any sorts, cars, clothes, jewelry...stuff like that.

But other than that I would have to agree with hygene, self esteem is another big one.

Death.
08-27-2006, 03:15 PM
Yes I'm serious, Nair for men was best thing my ex ever got me into. :oops:

You sly dog, you.

D-gin
08-27-2006, 03:15 PM
I don't know. I've never been asked to remove my pubic hair...I might do it for my girlfriend if she had a problem.

But life without nut hair is not a life I want to live. ;)


I look at this way, I don't like any hair downstairs on a girl so why be a hypocrite. If you ever do it feels so much cleaner.

TuNeRsHaRk
08-27-2006, 03:15 PM
emos, Goths

Death.
08-27-2006, 03:18 PM
emos, Goths

Oh yeah, x 2 for that.

Greek soldier
08-27-2006, 03:18 PM
Beautiful girls that are in a Mercedes (or BMW) with an ugly fatty guy.

Miles.
08-27-2006, 03:19 PM
I look at this way, I don't like any hair downstairs on a girl so why be a hypocrite. If you ever do it feels so much cleaner.

I see your point.

Adding to my turn-offs would be a lot of hair downstairs. I don't mind a little tuft on her flower (:oops:), but having a lot of hair keeps that sweat down there, which makes the taste and smell bad!

Aerosoul
08-27-2006, 03:19 PM
Beautiful girls that are in a Mercedes (or BMW) with an ugly fatty guy.
That is called jealousy.

Sweaty
08-27-2006, 03:20 PM
Yes I'm serious, Nair for men was best thing my ex ever got me into. :oops:

nair didn't work for me...i take the pain with wax.

D-gin
08-27-2006, 03:20 PM
Beautiful girls that are in a Mercedes (or BMW) with an ugly fatty guy.


LMAO, I see a lot of that here in Florida. rofl

Greek soldier
08-27-2006, 03:20 PM
That is called jealousy.

Jealousy of what? Of the ugly guy that has the $$$ which I don't have?

Miles.
08-27-2006, 03:21 PM
Jealousy of what? Of the ugly guy that has the $$$ which I don't have?

Yes. Don't covet, biatch.

Someday, you'll be that ugly fatass.

Aerosoul
08-27-2006, 03:21 PM
Jealousy of what? Of the ugly guy that has the $$$ which I don't have?
Uhm, yeah - that is the impression I got from your post.

Greek soldier
08-27-2006, 03:23 PM
Uhm, yeah - that is the impression I got from your post.

I once wanted to to say to a girl "you're a whore"...but not worth it.

Actually I am jealous of the BMW M5s or the Mercedes AMGs that these guys drive. p-)

BlackFox_
08-27-2006, 03:32 PM
Any girl who puts on a different personality to try to be more likeable. Also girls with no class.

CG51
08-27-2006, 03:35 PM
Yes I'm serious, Nair for men was best thing my ex ever got me into. :oops:


Do you put nair on your sacks?

Sten3
08-27-2006, 03:39 PM
http://stashbox.org/uploads/1129503849/shave_your_beaver.jpg

Sweaty
08-27-2006, 03:41 PM
Do you put nair on your sacks?

don't do it...it burns....and wax stretches it to hell.

D-gin
08-27-2006, 03:42 PM
Do you put nair on your sacks?

NO, NO, NO, I learned that the hard way. you shave that.

Miles.
08-27-2006, 03:43 PM
Oh Jesus. I'm not sure I could pull the trigger on this "shaving my nuts" business.

CG51
08-27-2006, 03:44 PM
I just have a thing about putting a blade to my balls.

D-gin
08-27-2006, 03:47 PM
Just be slow and gentle and you wont cut your self. I've been doing it for about four years now and I've never cut myself.

Superking
08-27-2006, 03:48 PM
my turn offs in men are..guys who have no sense of humor, no confidence, are faggy metro******s,have a shaved pubic area (sorry hellfish:p ), or any guy who is bothered by my perverted potty mouth and amazing burping skills..

"Wild thing, i think i love you" :)

titget
08-27-2006, 03:48 PM
Real men use a straight razor on their balls

Macs.
08-27-2006, 03:49 PM
Greek Soldier.

Greek soldier
08-27-2006, 03:49 PM
Greek Soldier.

Ich liebe dich. p-)

D-gin
08-27-2006, 03:50 PM
Real men use a straight razor on their balls

Well I guess I'm far from a real man, But at least I still have my nuts. :)

CG51
08-27-2006, 03:53 PM
screw shaving my balls, there hairy for a reason

What reason?

Miles.
08-27-2006, 03:53 PM
Real men use a straight razor on their balls

New turn-off:

Women who like shaved pubic areas!


What reason?

If it gets cold, you're going to want some insulation.

Greek soldier
08-27-2006, 03:56 PM
What reason?

To keep them warm at 30 degrees Celcius. Below that, oooops. :)

CG51
08-27-2006, 03:57 PM
I like my chicks shaved, it's only natural that we men reciprocate.

CG51
08-27-2006, 03:58 PM
To keep them warm at 30 degrees Celcius. Below that, oooops. :)

Damn, how much hair you guys have on your balls?

askDNA
08-27-2006, 03:59 PM
cockteasers

Ria
08-27-2006, 04:00 PM
There are a lot of things like poor hygiene and really low confidence (not to be confused with quietness/shyness)...but arrogance is the biggest turn-off for me. I can't stand when guys think they are god's gift to women and the world.

Redguy
08-27-2006, 04:21 PM
Damn, how much hair you guys have on your balls?

shagg rugg my friend

Gauntlet
08-27-2006, 04:23 PM
I can't stand when guys think they are god's gift to women and the world.

Exactly. They are wrong. Women are God's gift to us! p-)

Hydro
08-27-2006, 04:27 PM
Poor hygiene and personal grooming standards - yuck.

Adumb
08-27-2006, 04:28 PM
I hate chicks who dont send me emoticons on msn.

Superking
08-27-2006, 04:33 PM
Needy women that tries to change my awesome ways, and REALLY skinny chicks.

freedomofold
08-27-2006, 04:36 PM
Stupidity. There is absent minded and there is stupidity, one is kinda cute, the other is annoying. Prissy girls also need to step in front of a bus. If you arnt willing to sleep under the stars once in a bit...just go away.

Hydro
08-27-2006, 04:39 PM
Yeah, prissy spoiled girls are a bit of a pain. Nothing like getting your hands dirty once in a while. Have a sense of adventure!

MG 3
08-27-2006, 04:45 PM
skiny, spoiled, afraid of fast driving and 0 sence of adventure

RECON DOC
08-27-2006, 04:53 PM
Bad breath!!!!!!!!!!!!! Use a tooth brush for Christ sakes!!!

Bad manners

Chicks who compulsively nod their head while saying " right on, right on" to everything you say on a date and never hear a word you say.

Whiney chicks.

People that talk incessantly/compulsively

Pomposity

Yapping little dogs, and sloppy, smelly, drooling big dogs

Hawkeye
08-27-2006, 04:55 PM
my turn offs in men are..guys who have no sense of humor, no confidence, are faggy metro******s,have a shaved pubic area (sorry hellfish:p ), or any guy who is bothered by my perverted potty mouth and amazing burping skills..


You sound like a lesbian.

Aerosoul
08-27-2006, 04:56 PM
Bad breath!!!!!!!!!!!!! Use a tooth brush for Christ sakes!!!
Bad manners
Chicks who compulsively nod their head while saying " right on, right on" to everything you say on a date and never hear a word you say.
Whiney chicks.
People that talk incessantly/compulsively
Pomposity
Yapping little dogs, and sloppy, smelly, drooling big dogs

http://www.soulchamber.us/uploads/ae16f028b0.jpg

Hawkeye
08-27-2006, 04:56 PM
Gawd, I love piercings, what's wrong with you people.
x2; they can be hot. But they can't be over the top, like loaded with them.


what's wrong with you....clearly, we are the majority.

Pathetic.



Too fat ain't nice, neither are overly-large ****.

Stupidity is the biggest turnoff ever though.

BadKarma26
08-27-2006, 04:57 PM
i really dont have any turn offs...other than fat chicks

RECON DOC
08-27-2006, 05:02 PM
http://www.soulchamber.us/uploads/ae16f028b0.jpg
HAhahahahahaha thats hysterical,
but no, I never hit women, no matter how much they piss me off, IMO men that do are cowards and should have their own asses kicked big time.

Aerosoul
08-27-2006, 05:03 PM
I hear ya, I just couldn't resist posting that picture.

titget
08-27-2006, 05:05 PM
You sound like a lesbian.

awesome........

RECON DOC
08-27-2006, 05:05 PM
I hear ya, I just couldn't resist posting that picture.
It was really funny though :)

Miles.
08-27-2006, 05:07 PM
Hate to sound like a heartless prick...

but...

women who've previously been in abusive relationships really turn me off.

OK...I do sound like a heartless prick.

Miles.
08-27-2006, 05:08 PM
Erm why??

Why do previously abused women turn me off?

Miles.
08-27-2006, 05:11 PM
yes sorry i can't see why

I guess you've never been with one.

Many, MANY, MANY issues with their last relationship. Codependency, and *ahem* ****** issues, as well. I speak from experience.

Miles.
08-27-2006, 05:13 PM
Not every women who has been in an abusive relationship has these problems, but the one I dated had serious mental health problems.

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/2397/crazykellycuzg1.jpg

Sir Zach of R.
08-27-2006, 05:16 PM
Girls who constantly talk about jewellry and how much they'd like it if you bought them this particular necklace. Also those ones who go on about how much they'd like a promise ring. Not that that's happened to me or anything. :fork:

toki
08-27-2006, 05:17 PM
Dialects...
Well it's a thin line, some are dead sexy, some are a real turn off.
Well in dialects i love tyrolian, but not so much bavarian. Saxon is the lustkiller no.1, by an evil ex i was turned off from the Hamburg lingo and the real Ruhrpott dialect (Duisburg ^north) can be really painful on a cutie. Whatever they speak in Freiburg is nice, again good memories.

Accents by different languages are normally sexy. Still a cliche, but french girls trying to speak german are sexy, behind that are scandinavian, english and spanish. Well dutch is maybe too close to german, that's why i'm not so much turned on by their accent, even though there are very hot dutch girls.

D-gin
08-27-2006, 05:17 PM
I guess you've never been with one.

Many, MANY, MANY issues with their last relationship. Codependency, and *ahem* ****** issues, as well. I speak from experience.

I know what you mean, the last girl I went out with was very messed up. She told me her ex beat the hell out of her a few times and some other stuff. The third time I went out with her I had to sit at a closed gas station til 4:00am with her crying ........Not a good night.

Miles.
08-27-2006, 05:18 PM
There is nothing hot about the German language.


I know what you mean, the last girl I went out with was very messed up. She told me her ex beat the hell out of her a few times and some other stuff. The third time I went out with her I had to sit at a closed gas station til 4:00am with her crying ........Not a good night.

That's pretty much what I'm talking about.

Macs.
08-27-2006, 05:18 PM
Well it's a thin line, some are dead sexy, some are a real turn off.
Well in dialects i love tyrolian, but not so much bavarian. Saxon is the lustkiller no.1, by an evil ex i was turned off from the Hamburg lingo and the real Ruhrpott dialect (Duisburg ^north) can be really painful on a cutie. Whatever they speak in Freiburg is nice, again good memories.

Accents by different languages are normally sexy. Still a cliche, but french girls trying to speak german are sexy, behind that are scandinavian, english and spanish. Well dutch is maybe too close to german, that's why i'm not so much turned on by their dialect, even though there are very hot dutch girls.

A "light" Austrian dialect is perfect for girls. I love it.

RECON DOC
08-27-2006, 05:25 PM
yes sorry i can't see why

I hope you don't mind me interjecting here, but in my experience they tend to
levitate towards men that are abusive time and again. I dated one chick that after a couple of weeks, started to instigate arguments out of thin air, and tried to get me to hit her, but I just broke up with her instead. Don't need any of that sh*t, thanks very much. whenever a chick goes on about all her abusive relationships, thats a major RED FLAG. and I always take a pass.
Sadly though they're usually the best in the sack, but I just can't go there.

Miles.
08-27-2006, 05:26 PM
I hope you don't mind me interjecting here, but in my experience they tend to
levitate towards men that are abusive time and again. I dated one chick that after a couple of weeks, started to instigate arguments out of thin air, and tried to get me to hit her, but I just broke up with her instead. Don't need any of that sh*t, thanks very much. whenever a chick goes on about all her abusive relationships, thats a major RED FLAG. and I always take a pass.
Sadly though they're usually the best in the sack, but I just can't go there.


Everything you said, I have experienced. Except the good *** part. That was not part of the deal.

D-gin
08-27-2006, 05:28 PM
I hope you don't mind me interjecting here, but in my experience they tend to
levitate towards men that are abusive time and again. I dated one chick that after a couple of weeks, started to instigate arguments out of thin air, and tried to get me to hit her, but I just broke up with her instead. Don't need any of that sh*t, thanks very much. whenever a chick goes on about all her abusive relationships, thats a major RED FLAG. and I always take a pass.
Sadly though they're usually the best in the sack, but I just can't go there.


Yep that why after that night at the gas station I never saw her again.

OMON
08-27-2006, 05:28 PM
bad teeth and lots of hair on the body

toki
08-27-2006, 05:29 PM
There is nothing hot about the German language.
Learning the language normally changes that opinion. Heard it very often. Especially from french and english speaking people. But you have to live in the place where it's spoken, classes don't make a language sexy. And my girlfriend that didn't speak german was very surprised when she came here, as well. Prejudices and not enough exposition to the language.


A "light" Austrian dialect is perfect for girls. I love it.
like i said, it's a thin line. Too much is never good, i like it when i understand what a girl is saying.

sferrin
08-27-2006, 05:31 PM
Tramp Stamps

Miles.
08-27-2006, 05:35 PM
Learning the language normally changes that opinion. Heard it very often. Especially from french and english speaking people. But you have to live in the place where it's spoken, classes don't make a language sexy. And my girlfriend that didn't speak german was very surprised when she came here, as well. Prejudices and not enough exposition to the language.

To me, German sounds like a fat American guy clearing his throat.

toki
08-27-2006, 05:37 PM
To me, German sounds like a fat American guy clearing his throat.

that's dutch...

Miles.
08-27-2006, 05:38 PM
Same thing. A bunch of hapless Euros under the Islamofascist's sandal...



;) SARCASM

Macs.
08-27-2006, 05:39 PM
like i said, it's a thin line. Too much is never good, i like it when i understand what a girl is saying.

http://www.youtube.com/v/1Z9zMJxDUQU

"Mädel du host nen fetten Arsch". p-)

kaspur_eh
08-27-2006, 05:39 PM
Stuck up girls, I absolutely hate it when girls are so into how they look (makeup all the time, overdressed, trendy s*** clothes)

toki
08-27-2006, 05:44 PM
Same thing. A bunch of hapless Euros under the Islamofascist's sandal...



;) SARCASM

¿cómo?........


http://www.youtube.com/v/1Z9zMJxDUQU

"Mädel du host nen fetten Arsch". p-)

mauahahaha :lol:

Miles.
08-27-2006, 05:47 PM
¿cómo?........

The "islamization" of Europe that YankeeDoodle is on about. And how the hell am I supposed to know Dutch from German? Same spitting sound when they talk!!

toki
08-27-2006, 05:50 PM
The "islamization" of Europe that YankeeDoodle is on about. And how the hell am I supposed to know Dutch from German? Same spitting sound when they talk!!
Well why do you think i asked in spanish? :lol: i know...

Bia
08-27-2006, 05:59 PM
Physically, poor hygeine is the biggest one.
I hate how some fems give many of us a bad rap with their nastyasses.

We should all treat our bodies like a holy shrine of cleanlyness as far as the outside.

I say outside because I would be a hypocrite with some of the junk I eat at times. ;)

Quietscheentchen
08-27-2006, 07:14 PM
- girls with piercings at special places
- girls with bad teeth (ugh!) and bad hygiene at all
- arrogant / radical / ignorant / egoistic behaviour
- girls peeing in the public
- girls who laugh like horses

perhaps i forgot smomething, but i think i'm really tolerant toward everything else;)

titget
08-27-2006, 07:22 PM
- girls with piercings at special places
- girls with bad teeth (ugh!) and bad hygiene at all
- arrogant / radical / ignorant / egoistic behaviour
- girls peeing in the public
- girls who laugh like horses

perhaps i forgot smomething, but i think i'm really tolerant toward everything else;)
what? Like you've never taken a piss in a parking lot or behind a bush after a night of drinking? girls are allowed to do that to ya knowp-)

Miles.
08-27-2006, 07:25 PM
I went out on a date with this Highland Park (snobbish!) girl. It was going pretty well, until she had me pull over in a deserted parking lot to pee. I wondered why she couldn't wait...

She wanted me to stay the night, and I jumped in bed with her. Right as we were getting going, I remembered her peeing. Then, I realized she hadn't showered or changed clothes or anything.

I left. :oops:

For the record, I regret that. Because she was smoking hot. Last I heard, she was in jail for beating up her mom.

If that ain't Texas, I don't know what is.

Quietscheentchen
08-27-2006, 07:36 PM
what? Like you've never taken a piss in a parking lot or behind a bush after a night of drinking? girls are allowed to do that to ya knowp-)

o.k., nothing against "hidden operations" ;) , but i saw once a (not much drunken) girl which i really liked until she crouched down over a gutter ON A STREET so that everyone else could see her pissing (it was at night, at a local party), including me...i didn't want to see her afterwards...

EDIT: ha, millespenhall knows what i'm talking about...

Miles.
08-27-2006, 07:38 PM
o.k., nothing against "hidden operations" ;) , but i saw once a (not much drunken) girl which i really liked until she crouched down over a gutter ON A STREET so that everyone else could see her pissing (it was at night, at a local party), including me...i didn't want to see her afterwards...

Makes you want to vomit just thinking about it...Yuck.

kaspur_eh
08-27-2006, 08:00 PM
o.k., nothing against "hidden operations" ;) , but i saw once a (not much drunken) girl which i really liked until she crouched down over a gutter ON A STREET so that everyone else could see her pissing (it was at night, at a local party), including me...i didn't want to see her afterwards...

EDIT: ha, millespenhall knows what i'm talking about...

thats hot *ya rly!!!?*

titget
08-27-2006, 08:27 PM
o.k., nothing against "hidden operations" ;) , but i saw once a (not much drunken) girl which i really liked until she crouched down over a gutter ON A STREET so that everyone else could see her pissing (it was at night, at a local party), including me...i didn't want to see her afterwards...

EDIT: ha, millespenhall knows what i'm talking about...
allright..I'll give you that..certain types of public urination are not acceptable:)

California Joe
08-27-2006, 08:29 PM
Girls who get restraining orders against me.

Quietscheentchen
08-27-2006, 08:32 PM
thats hot *ya rly!!!?*

indeed, around 37 degree celcius fresh out of the body...

@birgit: i forgot to add public vomiting. not very sexy, too, esp. when most of the former pizza sticks on her top.

Miles.
08-27-2006, 08:34 PM
Girls who get restraining orders against me.

The soccer team? After only one season?

Canuck Farrier
08-27-2006, 08:46 PM
really dirty underwear.for whatever reason I had a bad encounter once.And it turned me right off.

Quietscheentchen
08-27-2006, 08:55 PM
really dirty underwear.for whatever reason I had a bad encounter once.And it turned me right off.

you should have took and sold it to japan;)

titget
08-27-2006, 08:58 PM
really dirty underwear.for whatever reason I had a bad encounter once.And it turned me right off.
are we talkin skidmark dirty?:|

Redguy
08-27-2006, 09:00 PM
are we talkin skidmark dirty?:|


red skid mark dirty?.. yes i did just take it to the next level

Hot Lips
08-27-2006, 09:04 PM
Girls who get restraining orders against me.


I nearly panicked and thought you said "girls who use restraints on me".

*whew*

California Joe
08-27-2006, 09:05 PM
Hah!.............

Sweaty
08-27-2006, 09:38 PM
Hah!.............

that ".........." makes me nervous there Cali Joe.

Snoshi
08-28-2006, 01:40 AM
Well... i hate girls that drink alot...

ok drinking is ok...(i hate it) but when she is starting to get drunk and acting like
a whore... it makes me more pissed off then a drunk guy

Kilgor
08-28-2006, 02:31 AM
the real bad ones.

Fat, (especially this)
Too thin.
Smoking.
Bad snatch smell.
Too much swearing.

pogue
08-28-2006, 04:44 AM
Open Herpes Sores. And Bea Arthur.

Deftoner
08-28-2006, 04:54 AM
low intelligence
bad hygiene (this includes the beaver)
overweight, but not too skinny either.
blond hair (well most of the time...)

DongFangBuBai
08-28-2006, 05:30 AM
Wow, 11 pages and no one mentioned HAIRY ARMPITS!

Girls who pick their nose in the public! This reminds me of a girl I saw at a church which I was to help out at a friend's wedding. We were sitting at the back and saw this rather good looking and well dressed chick. All of a sudden she started picking her nose and get this, ATE the boogers!!! We almost chugged!

toki
08-28-2006, 05:51 AM
Wow, 11 pages and no one mentioned HAIRY ARMPITS!

Girls who pick their nose in the public! This reminds me of a girl I saw at a church which I was to help out at a friend's wedding. We were sitting at the back and saw this rather good looking and well dressed chick. All of a sudden she started picking her nose and get this, ATE the boogers!!! We almost chugged!

It's like mentioning a girl with a 30kg tumor on the forehead or a dead one. Glad i have never met one.

Deftoner
08-28-2006, 05:54 AM
Wow, 11 pages and no one mentioned HAIRY ARMPITS!

Dude, thats cos its a given. NOBODY likes hairy pits on a chick (well im sure theres 1 or 2 hippies here who do.... )

DongFangBuBai
08-28-2006, 06:07 AM
There're many people with weird fetish.

I remember Cameron Diaz decided to grow her armpit bush and revealed them during one of the red carpet nights.

Deftoner
08-28-2006, 06:36 AM
There're many people with weird fetish.

I remember Cameron Diaz decided to grow her armpit bush and revealed them during one of the red carpet nights.

Publicity....

Flying Dutchman
08-28-2006, 10:24 AM
i dont like fat smelly girls
all the rest is fine for me (no hairy armpits ofc!)

but i only date redheads (dated 1 blond and 1 with black hair) all the rest redheads ^^

Saranof
08-28-2006, 12:50 PM
Yeah, hair is a bad one.
Being manly in a bad way is a turnoff. My girl is manly in a good way, i.e she likes shooting and working out with me. If she started laughing in a manly way I'd..not hit her.. cos she'd hit back..

DongFangBuBai
08-28-2006, 01:48 PM
Remember Sienfeld's episode on a chick with manly hands? I wonder if there is such a thing.