Japan: Learning English with the USMC

[tsuri]

These images belong to an english course that is actually sold in Japan to teach colloquial english. It comes with a CD and is very entertaining.

I believe the Images speak for themselves.


Guess the movie and win an internet (http://home.arcor.de/sackgasse2/Sonstiges/maritan/013.jpg)

The corresponding Audiotrack from the CD (The rest of the Dialog is part of the comic, you can skip to the listen and repeat part) (http://home.arcor.de/sackgasse2/Sonstiges/maritan/04%20Lesson.%202.mp3)

Some real Marines (http://home.arcor.de/sackgasse2/Sonstiges/maritan/039.jpg)



If you are easily offended by adult words on this website that deals with the killing of humans, you should not look at the following...

Still not get the movie? (http://home.arcor.de/sackgasse2/Sonstiges/maritan/037.jpg)
How easy can it get? (http://home.arcor.de/sackgasse2/Sonstiges/maritan/011.jpg)


Look for Maritan on the net if you want more. There are two books and a CD.

[Hippo]

BWAHAHAAHAHAHAH!!! Awesome

oh yeah, FMJ

[Alan]

chibi marines?

[weissent]

Fscking /b/tard. Mari-tan is god.

[weissent]

Bump for absurdity. Go look.

[Heron]

damn classic

[Xaito]

lol ive got to get that

EDIT: where can you buy it?

[sekiryuu]

Lol. That "guess the movie line" was actually used in Full Metal Panic! Fumoffu...I wonder if any of the guys would have said that, lol.

[Xaito]

Lol. That "guess the movie line" was actually used in Full Metal Panic! Fumoffu...I wonder if any of the guys would have said that, lol.

no the Full Metal Panic! fummofu line was similar but this was clearly inspired by the Full Metal Jacket line ...
The line in (the english version of) Full Metal Panic! fummofu was like this:
(the japanese might be a little bit different but its not the same as in this book either)

"you worthless scum
quit dragging your feet!
honestly, take a look at yourselves!
you guys are nothing but maggots! youre ticks!
youre the lowest form of life in the universe.
listen up you dung beatles!
i take extreme pleasure in watching your faces as you suffer!
Dont you think its disgraceful panting like old people fu*king?
If youve got the *****(was censored so i didnt get that one) I dare you to
jerk off right here, right now!....."

Id love to have "Mao's pocket book - how to abuse a training recruit" ;)

[AussieJohnDoe]

I thought Japanese women learned English through high & tight-haired dictionaries. p-)

[sekiryuu]

[quote]no the Full Metal Panic! fummofu line was similar but this was clearly inspired by the Full Metal Jacket line ...
The line in (the english version of) Full Metal Panic! fummofu was like this:
(the japanese might be a little bit different but its not the same as in this book either)

"you worthless scum
quit dragging your feet!
honestly, take a look at yourselves!
you guys are nothing but maggots! youre ticks!
youre the lowest form of life in the universe.
listen up you dung beatles!
i take extreme pleasure in watching your faces as you suffer!
Dont you think its disgraceful panting like old people fu*king?
If youve got the *****(was censored so i didnt get that one) I dare you to
jerk off right here, right now!....."

Id love to have "Mao's pocket book - how to abuse a training recruit"[quote]

He actually said "You unorganized grabbasstic peices of amphibian ****" verbatum, in addition to all that.

[Xaito]

really? when did he say that? didn notice that one at all ^^

[sekiryuu]

Episode 10, "War cry that has gone too far"

16 minutes 21 seconds in.

[sucker4gurls]

I would say it is Full Metal Jacket.....Not Panic!