RECON DOC
09-03-2006, 03:58 AM
I just wanted to share this.
Last night I witnessed a 'Class-A' moron recieve a rectal-cranial-ectomy. In other words she had her head forcibly removed from her a$$ and handed to her. It was great.
As I was walking out of the local safeway drug store, I happened to notice a woman parked behind two parked cars in front of the store. She was going through her trunk. At first glance it was no big deal, but she was now starting to go into the store leaving the two other motorists stuck. When the woman who's car was blocked said "Hey I need to leave, can you please move your car?" (politely I might add), the offending woman said words to the effect of, "You can just wait", F-U basically, and proceeded to go into the store to shop.
I coulden't believe what I was witnessing (along with a few other bystanders) and had to fight the compulsion to confront this horses a$$. But I just bit my tongue and hoped that a cop would show up. (when you look like I do, you don't want a cop showing up while you're giving some lady a piece of your mind) So I just put my things in my suburban and walked over to the Jamba Juice and got my usual, 'Orange dream machine with a vita boost'.
On the way back a motor cycle cop rolled up on his BMW, (sweet bike BTW)
walked up to said car, parked in blatant violation, stood arms akimbo shaking his head in disbelief and was then directed to the offending moron by the stranded woman.
He brought her outside, read her the 'riot act', gave her a ticket, and told her to move it immediatly. Needless to say she complied. And what made it sweeter yet, was that she moved from behind the woman she blocked and waited for her to leave so that she could take her space. However, the woman that was blocked decided she wanted to just stand on the curb and make her find her own spot. So the moron had to park about 100 yards from the store and walk all the wayback. AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
I was jubilant. It was two big yummy scoops of shadenfreude. I felt like spiking my Jamba Juice on the parking lot in celebration, but at $4.50 a pop,
I thought better of it and instead, savored it's orangy, frosty goodness as
I laughed all the way home.
The only thing that could have made it better,
would have been if the cop had rapped her a couple of fast ones with his night stick for emphasis.
I have a really strong dislike for ignorant, inconsiderate, ill-mannered,
slack-jawed, mouth breathing humanoids. :slap:
Some peoples kids, I swear to god.
Love,
Doc
Last night I witnessed a 'Class-A' moron recieve a rectal-cranial-ectomy. In other words she had her head forcibly removed from her a$$ and handed to her. It was great.
As I was walking out of the local safeway drug store, I happened to notice a woman parked behind two parked cars in front of the store. She was going through her trunk. At first glance it was no big deal, but she was now starting to go into the store leaving the two other motorists stuck. When the woman who's car was blocked said "Hey I need to leave, can you please move your car?" (politely I might add), the offending woman said words to the effect of, "You can just wait", F-U basically, and proceeded to go into the store to shop.
I coulden't believe what I was witnessing (along with a few other bystanders) and had to fight the compulsion to confront this horses a$$. But I just bit my tongue and hoped that a cop would show up. (when you look like I do, you don't want a cop showing up while you're giving some lady a piece of your mind) So I just put my things in my suburban and walked over to the Jamba Juice and got my usual, 'Orange dream machine with a vita boost'.
On the way back a motor cycle cop rolled up on his BMW, (sweet bike BTW)
walked up to said car, parked in blatant violation, stood arms akimbo shaking his head in disbelief and was then directed to the offending moron by the stranded woman.
He brought her outside, read her the 'riot act', gave her a ticket, and told her to move it immediatly. Needless to say she complied. And what made it sweeter yet, was that she moved from behind the woman she blocked and waited for her to leave so that she could take her space. However, the woman that was blocked decided she wanted to just stand on the curb and make her find her own spot. So the moron had to park about 100 yards from the store and walk all the wayback. AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
I was jubilant. It was two big yummy scoops of shadenfreude. I felt like spiking my Jamba Juice on the parking lot in celebration, but at $4.50 a pop,
I thought better of it and instead, savored it's orangy, frosty goodness as
I laughed all the way home.
The only thing that could have made it better,
would have been if the cop had rapped her a couple of fast ones with his night stick for emphasis.
I have a really strong dislike for ignorant, inconsiderate, ill-mannered,
slack-jawed, mouth breathing humanoids. :slap:
Some peoples kids, I swear to god.
Love,
Doc