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Frens
04-06-2004, 09:18 AM
What I Learned In Combat (from 173rdairborne.com)

- If the enemy is in range, so are you.

- If it's stupid, but works, it ain't stupid.

- Bullets hurt and they ain't prejudiced.

- New draw fire, it pisses off everyone around you.

- When in doubt, empty the magazine.

- Never share a fighting hole with one braver than you.

- My weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

- All five second grenade fuses are three seconds.

- The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.

- If your short on everything except the enemy, you're in combat.

- In coming has the right of way.

- No combat ready unit ever passed inspection.

- No inspection ready unit ever made it in combat.

- Teamwork is essential, it provides more moving targets.

- Tracers work both ways.

- Radios will fail when you need fire support.

- The point made is better off than the guy bringing up the rear.

- Try to look unimportant, the bad guys may be low on ammo.

- Command is expendable, good grunts aren't.

- Never be awarded medals for valor, the lieutenant will expect more from you.

- The only thing more accurate than incoming fire is incoming friendly fire.

- Never, never piss off the doc.

- Eat while you have it.

- Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.

- I expanded my vocabulary and learned two new words "Why me"?.

- I learned how to count backwards

- The bad guy hates night patrols, ambushes, LPs and OPs, just like me.

- Don't throw anything away you might regret....ammo.

- If you cut the sleeves from your shirt or sweater, save them, you may need them for spare socks later.

- Forget John Wayne, it doesn't work that way.

- Be on a first name basis with the supply sergeant.

- There is no other branch of service.

Gringo
04-06-2004, 10:06 AM
Isn't that Murphy's Laws Of Combat?

Haiw
04-06-2004, 10:06 AM
Sure looks like it to me.

shorty
04-06-2004, 10:14 AM
Murphy was a grunt.......bwhahahaha rofl

Docman
04-06-2004, 10:23 AM
About half of them are part of Murphys laws

Some of them are new.