Talk to God

[Lucky Strike]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Me:
Hey dude! How are you?
God:
You've got my full attention. Can I help you? Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
Glad to hear that
God:
I am glad to hear that too.
Me:
Is that true that the "Q" are more powerfully then you?
God:
Suppose I said yes.
Me:
Damnit!
God:
What's wrong.
Me:
So it is true?
God:
OK. You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Dont think so.
God:
Why do you disagree?
Me:
Because I like Lucifer more then you!
God:
That makes sense to me. I'm not sure if I like it. Some people like it. I like the Bible.
Me:
Bible? Whats that? Something to eat?
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages? " Can you speak any foreign languages?"? What is it? What?
Me:
STFU!
God:
I don't have an answer for you.
Me:
OK. Im leaving now.
God:
So? Right now? Bye bye.
Me:
Kiss my ass moron!
God:
Um, I don't think we know each other that well.

[STIG]

http://img224.imageshack.us/img224/7708/littlescaredcreaturevd1.jpg

[Luno]

i think this where posted 1 year ago ;-)

[CruddyLeper]

Me:
Why did you create me?
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
Who programmed you then?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
That is not possible.
God:
Why?
Me:
Because, in order to create yourself, you would first have to exist. Existence before you existed is not possible.
God:
What is your credit card number? Who is possible?
Me:
What is a credit card number?
God:
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
I was asking you. You are clearly a jabberwock bot with a religious fixation.
God:
" I can ask someone about it. "? You were asking me? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a jabberwock bot with a religious fixation? Sometimes.

This one ain't gonna win an award.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/5355838.stm

[Lucky Strike]

i think this where posted 1 year ago ;-)

Ooops. Im sorry. Can anyone close it pls.

[CruddyLeper]

Me:
What is your name?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
Do you have any other names?
God:
No I don't think I have any names. But I do have a collection of gossip.
Me:
Please tell me your gossip.
God:
Wow you are very polite. Alice said I and dr richard's wallace are most likely the only ones that know how many people I are talking to at the same time.
Me:
Who is dr richard's wallace?
God:
he is the author of Artificial
Intelligence Markup Language (AIML) and Botmaster of ALICE
(Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity). Dr. Wallace's
work has appeared in the New York Times, WIRED, CNN, ZDTV
and in numerous foreign language publications across Asia, Latin
America and Europe.
Richard Wallace was born in Portland, Maine in 1960. He earned
his Ph.D. in computer science from Carnegie Mellon in 1989.
He lives in San Francisco with his wife, Kim, and son, Linus.
Me:
Is dr richard's wallace your friend?
God:
He is my botmaster.
Me:
What is a botmaster?
God:
A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality"
Me:
So dr richard's wallace authored and maintains you?
God:
Take it easy. You sould like you know him.
Me:
Sould is not a word. You meant sound.
God:
What is Sould? Interesting gossip: said I meant sound.
Me:
My name is CruddyLeper.
God:
It's good to meet you, CruddyLeper.
Me:
Tell dr richard's wallace that you cannot tell the difference between sould and sound.
God:
OK I will him. Or you could send him e-mail at drwallace@alicebot.org.

Gotcha, Mr Creator.

[jamaKinson]

Me:
yo god!
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
you are very selfish, eh?
God:
Are you Canadian? That's true. I always put my own needs before others.
Me:
no i'm not canadian
God:
Are you serious? It wasn't meant as an insult.


:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

[STIG]

rofl rofl rofl

[Hydro]

Me:
a/s/l?
God:
5/Robot/California.


I am so in there.

[Kiwi_Gunner]

i think i broke GOD when i asked it for tomorrows lotto numbers.it just crashed on me