An intriguing ****** dilemma...

[wulfstan]

So guys, would you;

A; Sleep with someone ugly but with a great body
Or
B; Someone goodlooking but in bad shape?


I've posed this question many times to my mates on drunken nights out and you get a variation of amusing responses.

(PS; just a question, my gf is good in both aspects! :lol: )

[cut]

depends what you mean by bad shape

[Haiw]

Screw their mothers, then screw their grandmothers, kill them afterwards and dump their bodies in a dumpster.

[wulfstan]

say for example, a big ass and no/saggy ****, or generally over weight, but pretty in the face...

[Jack Mehoff]

Bad shape as in 400 pounds, or bad shape as in missing a few limbs?

[HELEX]

When in bad shape that means not good looking ;)

[Ratamacue]

A; Sleep with someone ugly but with a great body
Or
B; Someone goodlooking but in bad shape?

Probably A. I mean, it really depends on just HOW ugly they are. If it's someone that you really need to put a bag over their face, I'd go for choice C: forget them both and go pick up the hot brunette by the bar. :)

[Salty Dog]

Bad shape as in 400 pounds, or bad shape as in missing a few limbs? rofl ....or bad shape as in......she's not a she at all?

[wulfstan]

Bad shape as in 400 pounds, or bad shape as in missing a few limbs?

Either, but a few limbs missing would put me off that's for sure! But if she had a great ass i could always deliver a 'sympathy shag'! rofl

[Kenshin]

if you are in case A.. you can use the pillow as a cover for her face.

while in B.. cover your face with a pillow and just lie down.

[Jack Mehoff]

I've never seen any fat chick with pretty face.

[wulfstan]

if she's rough but with a hard body, you can always do her from behind!

We've all been tempted by ugly chicks with great bodies, admit it now.

Jack, a fat bird with a pretty face is rare, granted.

[ShadowNeo]

We've all been tempted by ugly chicks with great bodies, admit it now.

Well yeah, theres always that time when your walking down the street, admiring a girl with a really nice body walking in front of you, then she turns round and you wonder what the **** you were thinking.

Had a few of those moments lately.

[Haiw]

We've all been tempted by ugly chicks with great bodies, admit it now.

Well yeah, theres always that time when your walking down the street, admiring a girl with a really nice body walking in front of you, then she turns round and you wonder what the f*** you were thinking.

Had a few of those moments lately.
Like...you think 'what a nice ass'. And she turns around. And you see the eyebrows. And the chin. And you see the beard. And you see the moustache.

[wulfstan]

Like...you think 'what a nice ass'. And she turns around. And you see the eyebrows. And the chin. And you see the beard. And you see the moustache.

...and you're still not put off! No, wait...

A great arse on a rough moose is a damn waste!

[Merik]

You guys have waaayy to much time on your hands. p-)

[wulfstan]

You guys have waaayy to much time on your hands. p-)

That's right, when we should all be out testing the dilemma!

[Midtown]

As long as I get the donkey punch in, I will go down in history books.

[Salty Dog]

We've all been tempted by ugly chicks with great bodies, admit it now.

Well yeah, theres always that time when your walking down the street, admiring a girl with a really nice body walking in front of you, then she turns round and you wonder what the f*** you were thinking.

Had a few of those moments lately.

it's been different for me lately....i will be checking a woman out and staring at her ass and she will turn around and be gorgeous, but she totally sees me staring at her ass and checking her out....and it's awkward and she gives me a disgusted look... :oops:

[rob]

just get eh chick with the hot body. why do you think there are paperbags?

[Nawlins]

You guys have waaayy to much time on your hands. p-)

That's for damn sure.

[Sierra]

Bad shape as in 400 pounds, or bad shape as in missing a few limbs?LMFAO!!! rofl

[AFG]

A: Paper bag
B: Paper bag

:D

[Jack Mehoff]

Just cut off her head if she's ugly.







Just kidding

<----Nice guy

[Ichhabe]

Actually Jack. You don't fool me. I think you're the kinda guy that shag anything that breeths and have a decent core temperature... As long as it is a female. ;)

[Jack Mehoff]

I'd be dead from STDs by now if it's true.

[Ichhabe]

I'd be dead from STDs by now if it's true.

Actually, you might have luck. A friend of mine is a man slut. I swear to God that he has shagged more women than the average male super **** star.

He's the Rabbit of the North. He has just come down with some few cases of G.

[Minjin]

The true question is:


Would you rather sleep with the prettiest man on earth, or the ugliest woman?

[Jack Mehoff]

The true question is:


Would you rather sleep with the prettiest man on earth, or the ugliest woman?


More like this

1) Sleep with the prettiest man on earth
2) Sleep with the ugliest woman
3) Commit suicide

I'd pick #3

[Haiw]

I've got the solution. You have the fatass with the pretty face and the hot body with the ugly face. So what do you do? You decapacitate them both, and put the pretty head at the pretty body. Tataaaaaaa.

[2Sheds_Jackson]

If you could get a 3-way going, they could be positioned so that they could appear to be one good looking woman.

[Mark_Aspen]

This was posed to us at work, using some of our "older" types. Lets see if I can find parallels.

Who would you ****?
Who would you marry?
Who would you dispose of?

Granny from the Beverly Hillbillies
Barbara Walters
Eleanor Roosevelt.

[Kenshin]

I've got the solution. You have the fatass with the pretty face and the hot body with the ugly face. So what do you do? You decapacitate them both, and put the pretty head at the pretty body. Tataaaaaaa.

What u glue `em together?