Uk nightclubs vs. swedish ones

[Sniffit]

http://axwell.proboards38.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1159523684

Hmm maybe I should reconcider my idea about going to the UK next summer.

[Aerosoul]

swedes are hot.

[Hydro]

Thats Newcastle-upon-Tyne for you.

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

http://www.titanxxl.de/Patrick/Bild17.jpg

His girlfriend did that to him.

[Aerosoul]

i bet it was his mother.

[Hydro]

One and the same thing up in Newcy....

[zuhrich]

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This is so sad. :( England is exactly like that every where!

I guess those swedish girls dnt mind a nipple slip now and then.

[Audio]

Good stuff....here's my little contribution

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v358/mr_rOk/6587864.jpg
Check the vultures in the background....lol



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[zuhrich]

i bet it was his mother.

Heh wouldnt surprize me.

[rhino]

http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/5383/swedenvd1.jpg

[Mr.K]

Maybe they have facecontrol in Sweden or the chicks were paid to make an apperance? Or both.
It's not about wether is Uk,Sweden or Canada, its about the money & status.

[Versace]

Must sucks to live in England.

[Insane Tadpole]

Must sucks to live in England.
I agree...
Go sweden!

[Audio]

Maybe they have facecontrol in Sweden or the chicks were paid to make an apperance? Or both.
It's not about wether is Uk,Sweden or Canada, its about the money & status.

Well, I'm not from Sweden but Slovenia and the majority of the parties I have been at had something like-75% of all chicks were ****able. And I don't know anything about facecontrol.
Off course you have the odd one now and then, where there's not really a "good concentration" of hot chicks or (worse) where there's more guys than girls.

Point being If I go to a "teenage club" there will be same girls as in more up-class, "sophisticated" clubs, just slightly younger and with less illicit habits. p-)

[Mr.K]

Facecontrol is keepeeing the ugly and poorly-dressed outside. Perhaps you're just not concerned :D
Its not an "age" thing, it's a status thing.
If you do own that audi TT while the average salary in Slovenia is about 15K $ a year (before taxes), and you do have propper connections with the goverment that you mentioned in one of the topics, you will definitly not attend boring parties.

[Saranof]

The only places wroth seeing in sweden are the ones without chicks like that, belive me, because they frequent those "nicer" clubs for "older, mature people". I.e, expensive, well dressed until the drink starts going, and when it does they get f**king more violent than the normal places. Why I will never know.

[CruddyLeper]

Clubs? CLUBS?

You mean pissant tiny venues were you are crammed in like cattle and thrown out onto the street at the appointed time by a crew that look and smell like gorillas?

Might as well go raving. The crew smells the same, but you don't get thrown out at a particular time. You just fall over when you feel like it.

Still, if you like your fun sterile and portion controlled, stick to your clubs... tossers.

[tyovan]

Clubs and raves and discos and dancing are no fun at all..

Just hit a pub and drink unhealthy amounts of alcohol. That's fun! :D

[LordHalbert]

English chix are fugly.

I'm not making that up.

[Superking]

Clubs and raves and discos and dancing are no fun at all..

Just hit a pub and drink unhealthy amounts of alcohol. That's fun! :D

X2. Eventhough i have been known to frequent the clubs (for the skin) there is something fundamentally wrong with any place that stocks less than ten sorts of beer and the whiskey bottles are covered in cobweb.

[Insane Tadpole]

English chix are fugly.

I'm not making that up.
sooooo true....

[Luno]

I agree...
Go sweden!

sweden sux to :)
go Portugal

[CruddyLeper]

At least ours have more conversation than "ba-ah-aha-ah".

Also we don't need a sheepdog to round them up.

[Heron]

nice...
nice

[Insane Tadpole]

sweden sux to :)
go Portugal
lol you suck!, sweden seems cool, might go as a exchange student.... just need $10,500 NZD

[LordHalbert]

I also heard that Swedish woman are easy.

I think one survey showed that 50% of Swedish woman did have *** on the first date :)

I need to visit Sweden some time !!

[Luno]

lol you suck!, sweden seems cool, might go as a exchange student.... just need $10,500 NZD

sorry but you wont come into any clubs in Sweden you are under 18. But you can go to the kinder disco and drink soda and eat popcorn :-D

[toki]

Hmmm this is a repost.
And this is all too easy. Take pics in an "better" club with all the hot chicks and go to a random pub with your cellphone cam. I could do that in my city with similar results. Even though the pics from the english pub are frightening and very hard to top. But since i work in a town that is still flooded by brits (Ex Rhine Army HQ) i can tell you there are cute british chicks in between the loudmouth drunken ones... :lol: And i knew a few expat girls in the city i live. Not that bad.
Well i like scandinavian chicks, but to be honest you can find hot chicks everywhere.

[Insane Tadpole]

sorry but you wont come into any clubs in Sweden you are under 18. But you can go to the kinder disco and drink soda and eat popcorn :-D
I don't care about the clubs, haha there is always parties... and i want to do a year of school there.

[Sweaty]

Oh man....if I lived in or just even visited Sweden...I would probably get a disease.

[LordHalbert]

Well for you chaps in the UK, there is hope:

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/315/beergogglestc4.jpg

[Insane Tadpole]

Oh man....if I lived in or just even visited Sweden...I would probably get a disease.
ROLF...good joke, u have to get some b4 u get a disease.

[signatory]

lol @ lordhalbert


(ahh good thing I'm lucky enough to live in Stockholm cos jäger reminds me of being 14 and puking...)

[Sweaty]

ROLF...good joke, u have to get some b4 u get a disease.

I gotta better chance than you, little one.

[Sweaty]

Well for you chaps in the UK, there is hope:

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/315/beergogglestc4.jpg

this girl on the far right is A-mazing!

[snark.si]

Yust loook at English rojal family jk...in England they don't have nightclubs they have a big pig barns.

[Heron]

Yust loook at English rojal family jk...in England they don't have nightclubs they have a big pig barns.
roflroflrofl


this girl on the far right is A-mazing!
x999

[LordHalbert]

this girl on the far right is A-mazing!

I wish I could be reincarnated as her tampon - oh pls Lord !!

[Insane Tadpole]

I gotta better chance than you, little one.
your good with the jokes.

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

As a good looking, well spoken young man in the UK I thank you for your sympathy. I think I need to start some sort of charity to help people like me to build our own town, or at least import some Swedish girls.

I'll start up a PayPal account.

[Gervais]

english girls are well honestly ugly, polish or italians are the prettiest

[Johnny_H02]

^^ I beg to differ, I have my reasons :D

[Macs.]

As a good looking, well spoken young man in the UK I thank you for your sympathy. I think I need to start some sort of charity to help people like me to build our own town, or at least import some Swedish girls.

I'll start up a PayPal account.

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[CruddyLeper]

english girls are well honestly ugly, polish or italians are the prettiest

BUT Dutch girls have the most trim backsides. All that cycling.

[kosse]

You are going to get soooooo banned for this!!

I mentioned in another thread that british chicks aren't actually the most gleaming flowers that walk on the earth and DW gave me an infraction for racial slurrofl

[Insane Tadpole]

You are going to get soooooo banned for this!!

I mentioned in another thread that british chicks aren't actually the most gleaming flowers that walk on the earth and DW gave me an infraction for racial slurrofl
lol DW has banned me too just for like saying GREAT! when he told me something.

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

english girls are well honestly ugly, polish or italians are the prettiest

Err...no.

A few years ago, like many men have at some time, I swore an oath to say that never again would I shave my girlfriends ass cheeks.


As for Poles, my town is full of them. Their girls are hot. The best thing about it though, Polish men are hideous. Easy pickings.

[a_very_ex_STAB]

Yust loook at English rojal family jk...in England they don't have nightclubs they have a big pig barns.

The English royal family are Germans

[signatory]

UK royals

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/3610/ccandqueenfa16ebyw8.jpg

Swedish royals
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/8973/kungafamiljenfa4492bl1.jpg

[a_very_ex_STAB]

S
UK royals

http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/3610/ccandqueenfa16ebyw8.jpg

Swedish royals
http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/8973/kungafamiljenfa4492bl1.jpg

What no Prince William or Zara Phillips then? :)

[Thunder]

There must be Swedish explicit material somewhere on the world wide web.

[signatory]

S

What no Prince William or Zara Phillips then? :)

Hehe I tried real hard but finding a pic where UK royals all appear in the same pic is damn hard.. for a moment I was thinking about using dogs instead p-)

[signatory]

There must be Swedish explicit material somewhere on the world wide web.

NSFW partial nudity http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8rTWHSmZ8w

(how Americans view Sweden)

[Thunder]

NSFW partial nudity http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8rTWHSmZ8w

(how Americans view Sweden)
Ah, randy attractive women, Ikea, Boten Anna - perhaps Swedes are the master-race after all.

[Heron]

is that a movie
whaere can i download that :D

[Greek soldier]

NSFW partial nudity http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8rTWHSmZ8w

(how Americans view Sweden)

rofl rofl

And I thought you were puritans (according to Göran Persson...)

[Yaro]

f#ck russia, im off to sweden!

[toki]

Most guys here who rate chicks on different countries like "UK has the ugliest", "XYZ the hottest" probably need to establish some evaluation basis in their own village first.

How do you rate a Ferrari if you don't have your license and hardly the cash for a 2nd hand Punto.

Jeebus...

[a_very_ex_STAB]

Most guys here who rate chicks on different countries like "UK has the ugliest", "XYZ the hottest" probably need to establish some evaluation basis in their own village first.

How do you rate a Ferrari if you don't have your license and hardly the cash for a 2nd hand Punto.

Jeebus...

Precisely 123456 :)

[ShotOver]

Hrmm, nightclubs. I'm not a fan. Rather sit down with a beer and mates, swill away.

[snark.si]

Most guys here who rate chicks on different countries like "UK has the ugliest", "XYZ the hottest" probably need to establish some evaluation basis in their own village first.

How do you rate a Ferrari if you don't have your license and hardly the cash for a 2nd hand Punto.

Jeebus...

you hurted my feelings i'm comiting suicide now

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

Hrmm, nightclubs. I'm not a fan. Rather sit down with a beer and mates, swill away.

Exactly, no atmosphere. You can barely hear yourself speaking. Clubs are for wankers who have nothing worth saying.

[ShotOver]

Exactly, no atmosphere. You can barely hear yourself speaking. Clubs are for wankers who have nothing worth saying.

Trust you to sum it up in one sentence. Bloody oath mate, thats a good way of putting it.

The best times ive had with alcohol have been at a pub. Even a bar with live music, if you dig that.
I rock out at the Belgian Beer Cafe because of my love of different beers, I go there with my old man, because of the bonding/conversation. Yes, music plays, but you can still talk and have a good time and enjoy your drink.

Not like smashin a pill down your throat and jumping around to "music" in a crowd full of sweaty people.

[kosse]

Exactly, no atmosphere. You can barely hear yourself speaking. Clubs are for wankers who have nothing worth saying.
2x night clubs are for pussy hunting but being in those teen hells any more than is necessary makes me crazy.

[Count Lippe]

Well, I'm not from Sweden but Slovenia and the majority of the parties I have been at had something like-75% of all chicks were ****able. And I don't know anything about facecontrol.
Off course you have the odd one now and then, where there's not really a "good concentration" of hot chicks or (worse) where there's more guys than girls.

Point being If I go to a "teenage club" there will be same girls as in more up-class, "sophisticated" clubs, just slightly younger and with less illicit habits. p-)

It's the same in Germany...

The Uk is just gross...:|

[Greek soldier]

Exactly, no atmosphere. You can barely hear yourself speaking. Clubs are for wankers who have nothing worth saying.

I agree with you on that. Well said.

[Nick_Karatzides]

Most guys here who rate chicks on different countries like "UK has the ugliest", "XYZ the hottest" probably need to establish some evaluation basis in their own village first.

How do you rate a Ferrari if you don't have your license and hardly the cash for a 2nd hand Punto.Ok, let's have a sample: The girl showing into the following pics, posing with my old Yamaha XV250 at the port of my hometown Thessaloniki, Greece (Greeks can ID the place), is my ex.


http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/9659/alice01tg2.th.jpg (http://img154.imageshack.us/my.php?image=alice01tg2.jpg)
http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/4273/alice02cm8.th.jpg (http://img356.imageshack.us/my.php?image=alice02cm8.jpg)


1st question: Did you already change your opinion about Greek girls?
2nd question: I'm not aiming a Ferrari, but do I have a driving licence & enough cash to buy the BMW Z4 (http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/7020/bmwz4dr2.jpg) I always wanted?

:) :) :)

[Gauntlet]

When the Vikings came to the British Isles, they took back what they liked, and what they didn't like, they left behind.

Explains a lot doesn't it?

[a_very_ex_STAB]

When the Vikings came to the British Isles, they took back what they liked, and what they didn't like, they left behind.

Explains a lot doesn't it?


Genetic studies of the British population have demonstrated that the Vikings actually stayed. You can see it in the place names too.

Incidentally the part of England where the Viking heritage is actually the strongest and which historically had the closest ties with Scandinavia is actually the part where the British pub shots in the original post came from ;-)

But yes there are a lot of ugly munters!

[foxtrot023]

Hmmm this is a repost.
And this is all too easy. Take pics in an "better" club with all the hot chicks and go to a random pub with your cellphone cam. I could do that in my city with similar results. Even though the pics from the english pub are frightening and very hard to top. But since i work in a town that is still flooded by brits (Ex Rhine Army HQ) i can tell you there are cute british chicks in between the loudmouth drunken ones... :lol: And i knew a few expat girls in the city i live. Not that bad.
Well i like scandinavian chicks, but to be honest you can find hot chicks everywhere.

Indeed. As you mentioned there are hot english girls, maybe not in the same ratio as in Sweden, Italy or Spain, but there are there. I worked in Cable and Wireless PLC, are while the majority of girls were fugly, when they were hot, they were smoking hot.

[Gauntlet]

=Incidentally the part of England where the Viking heritage is actually the strongest and which historically had the closest ties with Scandinavia is actually the part where the British pub shots in the original post came from ;-)

Really? I'd hate to think what they looked like before. ;-)

[kazbitch]

http://www.titanxxl.de/Patrick/Bild27.jpg
rofl

[LordHalbert]

I'd hit that ....





















With a bat !

[Närskydd]

Bwahahahaha, thanks!rofl
Sad part (for the Brits) it's all true!;-)

[EsoognomEhT]

Thats a bar, not a club


by the way I suspect the club in question (in the original post) is very much like one I know near Warcop Army Training Camp called "Brough Club". Now, in the day the club is infact...a garage. On friday nights it turns into a "club" that costs you £5 to enter..on my first visit I asked what specials they had on (2 for 1 etc) and I was told "we've got bottles"... hmmm.
As its a garage in the day you can imagine what it looks like inside and because its in such a small place they have to let in underage people..I saw someone that lives next door to my friend, and this person is 12!! Its a total joke, so inbred and full of farmers still in their work clothes from the day!

btw, although it claims this club is in Newcastle, its in Aberdeen actually.

[RAF]

Well, I must admit ive done my time on the pub and club scene over here in the UK over the years, and ive never seen anything like them before, ive been to Newcastle for a night out and theres some fackin tidy girls up there, Ive no idea were they got them moshers from, but believe me, every city, town in the world has em.

[Warden]

Its from a Pub on an Estate. FHM runs a Little section looking for the worst Estate pubs in the Uk.

[RAF]

Thought it must of been something like that, coz , damn, they are ugly.

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

Its from a Pub on an Estate. FHM runs a Little section looking for the worst Estate pubs in the Uk.

Stop polluting this thread of stereotypes with your "facts".

[Kobold]

omg !
Newcastle-Upon-Tyne is my home town (I still live there).
The pig and whistle is one of the well known "charva / chav"** hangouts (though they mainly hang around on street corners, or outside shops which sell cheap cider/lager).
It is in an area of the city called "The Bigg Market" - part of the city which , according to local bye-laws, attractive people are not allowed to go to.

If picures were taken in one of the decent pubs, you would see that we do have attractive women here.
Unfortunately, the local "geordie" dialect of English, is not really an attractive sounding dialect unless it is spoken properly, and many of the locals do sound like fish-wives when they speak. The charvas/chavs have their own dialect which sounds even worse.



** charva (the local word) or chav is often said to stand for "Council House And Violent", probably the closest american meaning would be the "ghetto" subculture (so i am told by the americans who have been introduced to the subject.


There are a number of fascinating and entertaining websites devoted to the study of charvas/chavs:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chav

http://www.chavscum.co.uk/

[Thunder]

Cheryl is a Geordie.

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/1628/images655773cheryltweedy2jn5.jpg

FIT!

[Sweaty]

^wow!!!!!!!!

[Warden]

Stop polluting this thread of stereotypes with your "facts".


my Apologies, from now on ill leave the facts to the other sections and concentrate on Sterotypes and general banter for the OT section.

You should see some of the pubs in Alnwick like the Falcons Rest, JW's and the Hairy Lemon remind me of these pics, the only decent one is the Tanners, glad im not in that part of the Uk anymore.

[Stormy]

Cheryl is a Geordie.

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/1628/images655773cheryltweedy2jn5.jpg

FIT!

Interesting specimen. I could always get anthropological, you know. ; )

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

NSFW I found this link. Click here for some disturbing images of these British women TOPLESS!!! (http://www.page3.co.uk/gallery3/)NSFW

[Quietscheentchen]

Cheryl is a Geordie.

http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/1628/images655773cheryltweedy2jn5.jpg

FIT!

i'll just wait till the last button flips away.

[TuNeRsHaRk]

Scandinavia FTW!!!!!

http://www.titanxxl.de/Patrick/Bild3.jpg

[Morboute]

For some reason the age limit in my town is 22 or 24+, unless your a girl, then you can probably enter if you 18, or younger.. they usually dont care aslong as the jailbait look good. Prefer the pubs my self.

[Gauntlet]

NSFW I found this link. Click here for some disturbing images of these British women TOPLESS!!! (http://www.page3.co.uk/gallery3/)NSFW

Great Scott!

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

Great Scott!

Katie, 21, liverpool, is technically a religion.

[pegasus]

uk has plenty of good muff, but i did marry a canadian! the swedes have trollops to they just post the nice ones! its all a farce!

[a_very_ex_STAB]

Really? I'd hate to think what they looked like before. ;-)


They looked like Germans before the Vikings arrived. Because they were Saxons :)

[Toddy1]

misconception that Swedish chicks are the goods. Yes they look good, but they are also extremely arrogant and I would challenge any foreigner who claims he bagged 1, 2 or 3 swedish lassies that were all top notch. The world has stereotyped them to be above the common man.

[a_very_ex_STAB]

misconception that Swedish chicks are the goods. Yes they look good, but they are also extremely arrogant and I would challenge any foreigner who claims he bagged 1, 2 or 3 swedish lassies that were all top notch. The world has stereotyped them to be above the common man.

Indian women are much more beautiful than Swedes

OK my missus made me type that:)

[signatory]

Tiger got an awfully big smile though p-)

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/1940/tigerelin68a7f6hu0.jpg

Anyway.. stereotyping will stick no matter what.. it's not something you can easily wash away.. so hard, the French will not even pick up the soap :)

[Morboute]

Tiger got an awfully big smile though p-)

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/1940/tigerelin68a7f6hu0.jpg

Anyway.. stereotyping will stick no matter what.. it's not something you can easily wash away.. so hard, the French will not even pick up the soap :)

With a woman like that, i would smile just like him.

[AussieJohnDoe]

Indian women are much more beautiful than Swedes

OK my missus made me type that:)

I have to agree, Indian women rock. woot

[50pushman]

Anglo's are the ugliest ethnicity in Europe... A lot of inbreeds on that island.

[Kersh]

Katie, 21, liverpool, is technically a religion.

I just converted.

[RAF]

Anglo's are the ugliest ethnicity in Europe... A lot of inbreeds on that island.

If it wasnt for us "ugly Inbreeds" you would be speaking German, my clog wearing, tulip loveing friend.

[Thunder]

If it wasnt for us "ugly Inbreeds" you would be speaking German, my clog wearing, tulip loveing friend.
:cantbeli:


Now we speak English instead.

[RAF]

So you would rather speak German then?

[Thunder]

So you would rather speak German then?
I'm not bothered. German is more similiar to Dutch than English, it'd only be easier for us learn.

[a_very_ex_STAB]

Anglo's are the ugliest ethnicity in Europe... A lot of inbreeds on that island.

Anglos are basically Friesian/Saxons with a bit of Celt, Viking and Norman French so we must be less in bred than you clog wearing surrender monkeys :)

[Thunder]

I thought the "OMG OMG WE LIKE WON WW2 FOR YOUS" was just a yank-thing.

[a_very_ex_STAB]

I thought the "OMG OMG WE LIKE WON WW2 FOR YOUS" was just a yank-thing.

LOL don't worry I don't really mean it. The Netherlands is a cool place.

[RAF]

I thought the "OMG OMG WE LIKE WON WW2 FOR YOUS" was just a yank-thing.


It is, just didnt like being called inbred.

[Thunder]

LOL don't worry I don't really mean it. The Netherlands is a cool place.
Jolly good. I never criticized Great Britain either, infact I did my best to disprove the 'all British women are ugly' stereotype. I'll try again:

http://img419.imageshack.us/img419/6525/04c2eg6.jpg



It is, just didnt like being called inbred. Just ignore wankers like him.

[signatory]

Ilike****ies.

[Thunder]

Ilike****ies.
http://img419.imageshack.us/img419/3818/cheryltweedyiq9.jpg

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

I saw them up close on saturday. They were ok.

[RAF]

****ies are ok, but bum and legs are much better :)

Legs and arses all the way.

[a_very_ex_STAB]

****ies are ok, but bum and legs are much better :)

Legs and arses all the way.


I'm a legs and arse man too. I hope it's nothing to do with having been to boarding school

[EsoognomEhT]

rofl..........

[Hydro]

I went to a club night at the local Student Union last night...the women were absolutely stunning. If you'd have seen the girl whose number i acquired last night, man, she was beautiful...

[W3s II]

http://img419.imageshack.us/img419/3818/cheryltweedyiq9.jpg

...... Wow!

[Toddy1]

Tiger got an awfully big smile though p-)

http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/1940/tigerelin68a7f6hu0.jpg

Anyway.. stereotyping will stick no matter what.. it's not something you can easily wash away.. so hard, the French will not even pick up the soap :)

And you know the best part of this is that Elin is a twin :)

[pegasus]

bet they divorce within 5 years $$$$$$$$$$$$ bling bling

[Toddy1]

bet they divorce within 5 years $$$$$$$$$$$$ bling bling

Who cares that's still 6 years of shagging her??

[IronFinn]

My co worker spent couple of weeks in UK and according to him the english chicks are so ugly that one should spent atleast two years in UK to make these girls look good.

[Gervais]

im english and i thought the ladies here were okay till i went to italy last summner.

damn were ugly as hell. no kidding

[50pushman]

If it wasnt for us "ugly Inbreeds" you would be speaking German, my clog wearing, tulip loveing friend.

Actually I do speak German and don't diss dutch people because I'm not of Dutch ethnicity.

It's just a common fact the english are on avergae the ugliest people in Europe. Unless you can name me a countries that is more ugly in Europe. (Turkey doesn't count ;) )

[Insane Tadpole]

Actually I do speak German and don't diss dutch people because I'm not of Dutch ethnicity.

It's just a common fact the english are on avergae the ugliest people in Europe. Unless you can name me a countries that is more ugly in Europe. (Turkey doesn't count ;) )
Ireland.... lol maybe...

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

Ireland.... lol maybe...

No, it's not fashionable to insult the Irish anymore.

[Macs.]

No, it's not fashionable to insult the Irish anymore.

If it involvs the Irish Cargo Express, then yes, yes it indeed is a pleasure.

[Insane Tadpole]

No, it's not fashionable to insult the Irish anymore.
yeah, im abit far away....

[a_very_ex_STAB]

Actually I do speak German and don't diss dutch people because I'm not of Dutch ethnicity.

It's just a common fact the english are on avergae the ugliest people in Europe. Unless you can name me a countries that is more ugly in Europe. (Turkey doesn't count ;) )

50pushman appears to be suffering from some sort of inferiority complex.
My guess is that in the past he's come off worst in an encounter with an English football hooligan ;-)

[Breakfast in Vegas]

My grandpa told me that the ugliest women he'd ever seen were from Luxembourg... maybe things have changed since 44/45 now that Luxembourg is half-Portugeuse?

[Cedan]

i think the ugliest girls u fiund in Oslo, Norway only they arent norwegian they are nigeran selling ther skanky asses for pennis on the street to hell with them! and yes women in england are nasty and have bad teeth

[Insane Tadpole]

i think the ugliest girls u fiund in Oslo, Norway only they arent norwegian they are nigeran selling ther skanky asses for pennis on the street to hell with them! and yes women in england are nasty and have bad teeth
Somalian's are worst....... god they are horriable!!!!

[Cedan]

yeah they have some serrious big asses but you havent seen a tired nigerian prostitute on a streetcorner in oslo calling u shuggar wanting a little money for her self worth nasty girls i came close to buying one but thank god i didnt

[50pushman]

50pushman appears to be suffering from some sort of inferiority complex.
My guess is that in the past he's come off worst in an encounter with an English football hooligan ;-)

AND the English have the worst sense of humor in Europe... Even worse then Germans.

[Thunder]

AND the English have the worst sense of humor in Europe... Even worse then Germans.
WHAT?......

[foxtrot023]

AND the English have the worst sense of humor in Europe... Even worse then Germans.

that is not true

[ShotOver]

WHAT?......



x2. You serious dude, you serious in sayin the Germans have a better sense of humor than the english? That is ****ed up.

[Hydro]

x2. You serious dude, you serious in sayin the Germans have a better sense of humor than the english? That is ****ed up.



Its true. The Germans practically invented witty humour, or as they say in German "Vitty Humah".



I must now go and crack some more mirrors with my face.

[Elemental666]

AND the English have the worst sense of humor in Europe... Even worse then Germans.

:cantbeli: You have got to be kidding man.
Brits are funny as hell,awesome sence of humour.

[a_very_ex_STAB]

Its true. The Germans practically invented witty humour, or as they say in German "Vitty Humah".

Yes humour is a very serious business in Germany!

[Hydro]

Too right.



HUMOUR IS NO LAUGHING MATTER!

[a_very_ex_STAB]

AND the English have the worst sense of humor in Europe... Even worse then Germans.


That would be why German TV comedy is exported all round the world and British TV comedy isn't then?

Come on out with it what's your nationality then so we can really take the piss.

No more of this hiding behind 'I live in Holland but I'm not ethnically Dutch' malarkey :)

[ShotOver]

Its true. The Germans practically invented witty humour, or as they say in German "Vitty Humah".



I must now go and crack some more mirrors with my face.

Hahaha, Mate. If you stopped crackin stupid jokes, I'd stop laughing when im on this forum.

How is the Whole court thing going by the way?

[Hydro]

How is the Whole court thing going by the way?



Solicitors are saying to "open dialogue" before court, but I'm sure our *cough* opponents will try to fob us off on that part as well. Its quietened down a bit recently which is good. I can blow off a little steam now.

[ShotOver]

Solicitors are saying to "open dialogue" before court, but I'm sure our *cough* opponents will try to fob us off on that part as well. Its quietened down a bit recently which is good. I can blow off a little steam now.

Ah roger, nice one mate. Remember, what the law cannot do - A cricket bat can do better.

[50pushman]

That would be why German TV comedy is exported all round the world and British TV comedy isn't then?

Come on out with it what's your nationality then so we can really take the piss.

No more of this hiding behind 'I live in Holland but I'm not ethnically Dutch' malarkey :)

Ukrainian.

Yes, the English are funny. Pathetic more like, but no comedians.

[Hydro]

Well chuck us some of that wonderful Ukrainian comedy this way! "Blackadderski" and "Fawltyvich Towers" should be some surefire winners.

[Saranof]

Ukraine humor strong! And so on.

[50pushman]

Point stands that english chicks are ugly as hell. That's why the brits need humor, to enjoy life as english women can't provide for that.

Hopefully Indian and Paki chicks will enrich the anglo-genepool.

[Thunder]

I wonder who let him into the country.

[Saranof]

Point stands that english chicks are ugly as hell. That's why the brits need humor, to enjoy life as english women can't provide for that.

Hopefully Indian and Paki chicks will enrich the anglo-genepool.

Are you saying I'm ugly? Does that mean all that surgery was for nothing?

[Hydro]

They are all ugly. The "attractive" women I saw the other night at the club were in fact an optical illusion caused by someone throwing soap into my eyes.

Actually, the whole thing can be summed up easier.



50pushman is a ****.

[ShotOver]

Well chuck us some of that wonderful Ukrainian comedy this way! "Blackadderski" and "Fawltyvich Towers" should be some surefire winners.

Oh yeah, and what about Absoluteski Fabulouski or Dadanischki's Armyvuch?

Edit: More has been coverd in topic.

50pushman is indeed a ****.

[<Gypsum Fantastic>]

Having looked through the 'Post a pic of yourself' thread, few of you are in a position to mock anyone based on looks.

[ShotOver]

Having looked through the 'Post a pic of yourself' thread, few of you are in a position to mock anyone based on looks.

Mate, when are you going to update us on your book. Question Mark.

[Hydro]

Google suggests I should be searching for "Ukrainian Canadians" rather than "Ukrainian Comedians".

[Thunder]

Well chuck us some of that wonderful Ukrainian comedy this way! "Blackadderski" and "Fawltyvich Towers" should be some surefire winners.They don't need any of that pathetic humour to compensate. They do have hot females.


http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/3595/ukranianla5.jpg

[ShotOver]

Google suggests I should be searching for "Ukrainian Canadians" rather than "Ukrainian Comedians".

Well that just goes to show. I mean, if google says it, it must be true.

[Hydro]

Google never lies. It's American.

[ShotOver]

Google never lies. It's American.

Quoted for truth.

What was this thread about again? I think we have pulled an "Evan".

Har Har Har, I referenced Evan because he is a spam poster on this website which inflicts thread hijacks wherever he posts. He is also canadian, which according to google makes him Ukranian. And ukraine is bad.

[a_very_ex_STAB]

Ukrainian.



LOL that tells me all I need to know about your particular psychopathology roflroflroflroflrofl

The only good looking Ukrainian birds are trying to get married via the net - the rest look like they've been practising Olympic shot putting while working in a tractor factory.

[Thunder]

Google never lies. It's American.What the hell?

http://img424.imageshack.us/img424/7244/ujugydz4.jpg

[ShotOver]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhaH! HOLY CRAP!

[jojo]

What the hell?

http://img424.imageshack.us/img424/7244/ujugydz4.jpg
Laughed 'til I cried!

[Hydro]

Now, I'm at a slight disadvantage, as the pic is not showing for me.

[ShotOver]

Now, I'm at a slight disadvantage, as the pic is not showing for me.

Slight disadvantage. Right click, open in new window.

[50pushman]

They don't need any of that pathetic humour to compensate. They do have hot females.




Nederlandse meisjes zijn goed voor de seks, Oekraïnse voor relaties. ;)

[ShotOver]

Nederlandse meisjes zijn goed voor de seks, Oekraïnse voor relaties. ;)

ENGLISH SPEAKING FORUM, RETRACT YOUR LAST STATEMENT/AND OR REPLY IN ENGLISH.

[RAF]

Actually I do speak German and don't diss dutch people because I'm not of Dutch ethnicity.

It's just a common fact the english are on avergae the ugliest people in Europe. Unless you can name me a countries that is more ugly in Europe. (Turkey doesn't count ;) )

I wasnt dissing Dutch ppl, was just stating they wore clogs and liked tulips, as in a stereotype, the same as when we are called pie munchers, etc etc, I dont eat pies, but i dont take offence to being labeld one.

Its not really fair to say that its a common fact the English are on average the ugliest ppl in europe, never heard that b4, im not ugly, im quite a catch (so my mum says) :), every country has its ugly ppl, and Ukraine has it fair share, i do watch the Olympics (shudders), and lets not forget ppl from Finland, ive seen plenty of them have been hit with the ugly stick.

[EsoognomEhT]

the same as when we are called pie munchers,

Speak for yourself fatty!

[toki]

Nederlandse meisjes zijn goed voor de seks, Oekraïnse voor relaties. ;)


ENGLISH SPEAKING FORUM, RETRACT YOUR LAST STATEMENT/AND OR REPLY IN ENGLISH.

Dutch girls are good for the ***, Ukranian are good for relationships...

Note: I don't speak dutch, but it's kinda easy to read, if you have experience with it.

[50pushman]

Dutch girls are good for the ***, Ukranian are good for relationships...

Note: I don't speak dutch, but it's kinda easy to read, if you have experience with it.

Sehr gut mein Freund.

[toki]

Sehr gut mein Freund.

Whatsoever, i give you an advice: Stay in english, especially when the flaming begins or you could get a ban.

[ShotOver]

Dutch girls are good for the ***, Ukranian are good for relationships...

Note: I don't speak dutch, but it's kinda easy to read, if you have experience with it.

yeah mate, I have a few beers in me. Im yelling anything at the moment, its all good.

[toki]

yeah mate, I have a few beers in me. Im yelling anything at the moment, its all good.

Don't mind, i just told him to better use english, when things get a little out of hand. I didn't say everybody could understand dutch. It's far easier for german speakers, especially when you live 30 minutes from the NL. Meisjes is a word you have to know.

[ShotOver]

Don't mind i just told him to better use english, when things get a little out of hand... I didn't say everybody could understand dutch. It's far easier for german speakers, especially when you live 30 minutes from the NL. Meisjes is a word you have to know.

I have a good understanding of German, so dutch is alrite. I know what the last thing he said was haha.

[50pushman]

Don't mind, i just told him to better use english, when things get a little out of hand. I didn't say everybody could understand dutch. It's far easier for german speakers, especially when you live 30 minutes from the NL. Meisjes is a word you have to know.

Yes, just like most Dutch guys know how to say 'Mädchen' and 'Willst du ficken?' ;)

[Greek soldier]

I have a good understanding of German, so dutch is alrite. I know what the last thing he said was haha.

I bet it's because of the German beers you're drinking...p-)

[ShotOver]

I bet it's because of the German beers you're drinking...p-)

Why does everyone think all I do is drink?

Just because *rattle* i have piles of empty bottles *rattle* around my computer...

[RAF]

Speak for yourself fatty!

Im not fat, its medical..................

[Cedan]

if its medical u still fat?? obese, fat, big boned, etc allf at

[RAF]

Its a joke Cedan, obviously you didnt get it..............

[Cedan]

havent hear that joke before reminds me of south park carman im not fat im bigboned that is stupid exscuse for being fat

[Thunder]

Nederlandse meisjes zijn goed voor de seks, Oekraïnse voor relaties. ;)
If you're talking about the ones in Amsterdam, behind the windows, I have to disappoint you. They're most likely Polish, Czech or Ukrainian.

[RAF]

havent hear that joke before reminds me of south park carman im not fat im bigboned that is stupid exscuse for being fat

F***me, theres some good ones on here tonight........I was joking Cedan, im not really fat.

[Cedan]

F***me, theres some good ones on here tonight........I was joking Cedan, im not really fat.

ok i understand :cantbeli::cantbeli:

[RAF]

Not sure you do m8...............

[Cedan]

so ur fat?? or what???

[jojo]

Sehr gut mein Freund.
50pushman is not Dutch, so stop having a go at the "cloggies"! He's a Ukranian, and as we all know the Ukranians are famous for ----er ---er---er---! In other words, if you have absolutely nothing to brag about, then make a name for yourself by slagging off others!

[Saranof]

Is this still going? Don't you have animals to abuse ******ly anymore?

[a_very_ex_STAB]

You'll enjoy this mp3 about women in Northern England where I live
NSFW (due to sexist, obscene language) :)
http://www.union.ic.ac.uk/medic/fitness/tracks/Northern%20Birds.mp3

[Ghostwolf]

http://axwell.proboards38.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=1159523684

Hmm maybe I should reconcider my idea about going to the UK next summer.


I'm applying for migration to Sweden now, and perhaps marry one (or more than one) of them Swedish girls.wootwoot

[50pushman]

If you're talking about the ones in Amsterdam, behind the windows, I have to disappoint you. They're most likely Polish, Czech or Ukrainian.

No I'm talking about the one's you can easily pick up in any discotheek in Holland. At least the hookers in A'dam charge you. ;)