I poop on your laws!

[Chulo]

Man apologizes for courtroom feces
Thu Oct 5, 5:16 PM ET


DULUTH, Minn. - A Chicago man apologized for spreading his feces around a courtroom during his trial on drug charges.
Vandale Amos Willis, 28, apologized Wednesday before being sentenced to more than 10 years in prison. Willis was convicted earlier of importation of a controlled substance, cocaine, and two other charges.
"Im going to take full responsibility for everything I did in Duluth," Willis told the court. "I want to apologize for everything I did in court. Im sorry, your honor."
He asked Judge David Sullivan to put him on probation. Sullivan told Willis his actions wouldn't be held against him, but there was no reason to depart from sentencing guidelines

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061005/ap_on_fe_st/courtroom_feces;_ylt=ArpLae_l6auuT4jM6dvC8quek3QF;_ylu=X3oDMTA3NW1oMDRpBHNlYwM3NTc-

[Bombtrack]

That's what I call a sticky situation

[titget]

Some nasty poor excuse for a female smeared poop on the walls of the dressing room in Macy's the other day...I almost puked when I saw/smelled it... nasty people out there:|

[FozzieBear]

i know wtf is with people smearing **** on public bathroom walls, it aint good lol.

[SBL]

Some nasty poor excuse for a female smeared poop on the walls of the dressing room in Macy's the other day...I almost puked when I saw/smelled it... nasty people out there:|

Probably in protest of the new Macy's ads featuring the woman with the stupid exaggerated hispanic accent.

[ShotOver]

Hahaha, that's funny as. Why would sombody do that?

[Deftoner]

...so did the guy fling his crap around like a monkey or what? How did he "spread" it (...hmmm now i kinda feel like penutbutter toast)?

[Luno]

Hahaha, that's funny as. Why would sombody do that?

Probably The same guy that did smearing **** on the inside off an MT-LB and he did also put his poop on a chair and placed it outside the officers' mess :cantbeli:

[titget]

...so did the guy fling his crap around like a monkey or what? How did he "spread" it (...hmmm now i kinda feel like penutbutter toast)?

My question is did he sh*t his pants in the courtroom and then play with his poo? or did he poo in his pocket and bring it into the courtroom ?

[ShotOver]

...so did the guy fling his crap around like a monkey or what? How did he "spread" it (...hmmm now i kinda feel like penutbutter toast)?

You guys have toast made of peanut butter? You south Africans are amazing.

[Deftoner]

My question is did he sh*t his pants in the courtroom and then play with his poo? or did he poo in his pocket and bring it into the courtroom ?

heh heh...poo in his pocket. lol

I wanna know how he had the time to smear it? Don't the deputys or whatever watch the guy?

[SBL]

You guys have toast made of peanut butter? You south Africans are amazing.

In case you weren't joking:
Peanut butter toast= toast with peanut butter spread over it.

[Deftoner]

You guys have toast made of peanut butter? You south Africans are amazing.

peanut butter on toast... you know what i meant, dammit :)

we also drink milk and cattle blood mixed, hunt lions in our back gardens and ride elephants to work.

[titget]

heh heh...poo in his pocket. lol

I wanna know how he had the time to smear it? Don't the deputys or whatever watch the guy?
Probably cause by the time they noticed what the hell he was doin nobody wanted to touch the pooman... so I bet he had a lot of time to smear his poop before they finally took him down...or he ran out of poo:|

and Kev..you can never give enough thought on a poop story

[Hydro]

What a crappy story.

[ShotOver]

peanut butter on toast... you know what i meant, dammit :)

we also drink milk and cattle blood mixed, hunt lions in our back gardens and ride elephants to work.

My god, all the stories.. are true :|

[Deftoner]

Probably cause by the time they noticed what the hell he was doin nobody wanted to touch the pooman... so I bet he had a lot of time to smear his poop before they finally took him down...or he ran out of poo:|

and Kev..you can never give enough thought on a poop story

sooo kinda like we watch the monkeys at the zoo (or in your front garden in SA...p-)) and make fun of them. most excellent.

[Deftoner]

What a crappy story.

unbearably crappy.

[Hydro]

Winnie the Pooh bear?

[Chulo]

you guys are poopheads...

[Chulo]

talkin about poop

Did you know that Japan's favorite and best selling cellphone strap is a golden poop? Tokyo Mango reports that over 2.7 million of the little shiny turds, said to be good luck charms, have been sold
those crazy japanese ppl..
http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/10/goldenpoop-thumb.png
all hail the golden poop

http://www.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/10/Goldenpoop2-thumb.png

[BadKarma26]

me and 2 friends once took a giant **** on a friends front lawn in a big pile after a hunting trip. it was massive

[Jobu]

I guess it was a prima feces case.

[titget]

me and 2 friends once took a giant **** on a friends front lawn in a big pile after a hunting trip. it was massive
hahahaahha..... I once saw a drunk stupid girl take a dump on the hood of her cheating boyfriends car....it was horrible:lol:

[StukaJr]

We had a crazy homeless woman that sh4t and everybody's doorsteps at night - some welcome to the United States for me, only being 4 months in the country. Everybody blamed it on our dog, even though our Scottish Terrier was similar in size to the logs left by the monster - the woman was huge! Finally, someone caught her, she apologized and never did it again... Until she was found dead in the alley - she looked like that lady in a wheelbarrel in the remake of the "Dawn of the Dead"... and that was before she was dead. Oh, and her cart had a shoebox with 16 thousand dollars in it - the man who reported to the police also turned in the money... I mean, here is a dead homeless person - let's go through their lump of belongings...

Life is weird sometimes

[titget]

We had a crazy homeless woman that sh4t and everybody's doorsteps at night - some welcome to the United States for me, only being 4 months in the country. Everybody blamed it on our dog, even though our Scottish Terrier was similar in size to the logs left by the monster - the woman was huge! Finally, someone caught her, she apologized and never did it again... Until she was found dead in the alley - she looked like that lady in a wheelbarrel in the remake of the "Dawn of the Dead"... and that was before she was dead. Oh, and her cart had a shoebox with 16 thousand dollars in it - the man who reported to the police also turned in the money... I mean, here is a dead homeless person - let's go through their lump of belongings...

Life is weird sometimeshahahaah...****ing on doorsteps...it would have been a lot cooler if she lit it on fire then rang the doorbell though

[Eokboy]

I still remember seeing some loony taking a **** in our playground. I was little back then, so its kinda traumatic.

On second thought, it'll still be traumatic if I saw it yesterday.

[StukaJr]

hahahaah...****ing on doorsteps...it would have been a lot cooler if she lit it on fire then rang the doorbell though

I don't know - framing our dog was good enough for me... Months of threatening to evict us and then months of apologies followed - I rather hate apologies as they are always the waste of times...

[cosimo]

The poop smearing thing is weird. I worked in a lot of nightclubs in my mispent youth. I saw a lot of poop smeared in the toilet cubicles at the end of the night when checking everyone was out. Some was just long trails of poop in random patterns. Others were actual words. Every instance was in the ladies toilets. There was a serial poop smearer at my partners place of work. Again it was a girl. Security eventually caught her. Very odd.