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Gauntlet
04-09-2004, 08:21 AM
I'm in between. I'm part Yankee and Redneck. Very typical in Maryland

mack pl
04-09-2004, 08:31 AM
This poll is only for US citizens im guessing,yeah?BTW who the **** are this redneckss?Regards.

Gauntlet
04-09-2004, 08:45 AM
An American southerner. I can imagine that you have a European version too but I'm not that sure.
Rednecks usally:
-Live in the south
-Love to hunt
-live in trailers
-They have that southern sllllluuur
-Overgrown lawns
-Fly the Confederate flag
-and love to hunt

Guttorm
04-09-2004, 08:55 AM
If your family tree, does not fork, you might be a redneck.

If you've been on televison more then five times, describing what the tornado sounded like, you might be a redneck...


If your dad walks you to school because you in the same grade, you might be a redneck


If you've ever been to drunk to FISH, you might be a redneck...


hehee, gotta love Jeff Foxworthy

:D

mack pl
04-09-2004, 08:56 AM
An American southerner. I can imagine that you have a European version too but I'm not that sure.
Rednecks usally:
-Live in the south
-Love to hunt
-live in trailers
-They have that southern sllllluuur
-Overgrown lawns
-Fly the Confederate flag
-and love to huntOhh.Im not one of them ;) We havent got something like that in Europe :(

Vance
04-09-2004, 08:58 AM
I guess I've got some natural redneck in me, since I was born in Texas. I do have the faintest accent, and it comes out when I say 'Sergeant'. Go watch BHD and see how Cpt. Steele says Sergeant, and that's pretty much me. :lol: I can however do the perfect redneck accent, by impression.

Operation Ivy
04-09-2004, 09:43 AM
I'm in between. I'm part Yankee and Redneck. Very typical in Maryland

Same, go Maryland!!! woot

Fintin
04-09-2004, 09:49 AM
just go a few hours north of detroit....holy nut some of those people will put southern rednecks to shame.....heck the former head of the KKK lives an hour away from me in some rat nasty town....and dont forget the michigan malitia....thoes peoples 5 year olds can field strip an ak

Salty Dog
04-09-2004, 11:29 AM
welll....i like guns.....and big trucks....and offraod driving....so part of me is a little redneckish, but i hate nascar and i've got a boston accent and i'm really not like a redneck at all!. :P

Maine Finn
04-09-2004, 11:37 AM
An American southerner. I can imagine that you have a European version too but I'm not that sure.
Rednecks usally:
-Live in the south
-Love to hunt
-live in trailers
-They have that southern sllllluuur
-Overgrown lawns
-Fly the Confederate flag
-and love to hunt

Heh.... you'd be surprised how many rednecks live in Maine. Maybe not flying the Confederate flag or having the Southern twang, but rednecks through and through. I went to high school with several of them, and they're perhaps the funniest people I know.

Salty Dog
04-09-2004, 11:45 AM
An American southerner. I can imagine that you have a European version too but I'm not that sure.
Rednecks usally:
-Live in the south
-Love to hunt
-live in trailers
-They have that southern sllllluuur
-Overgrown lawns
-Fly the Confederate flag
-and love to hunt

Heh.... you'd be surprised how many rednecks live in Maine. Maybe not flying the Confederate flag or having the Southern twang, but rednecks through and through. I went to high school with several of them, and they're perhaps the funniest people I know.

i wouldn't be suprised! :P

Navy
04-09-2004, 12:18 PM
Well, we have something like a redneck culture in Europe. But the "rednecks" live in the north of Europe (Finland, northern Sweden, northern Germany etc...)

European rednecks like:

Hunting
Beer
Baseball caps
****o
Big cars (pickups etc...)

farmgirl
04-09-2004, 12:20 PM
If your family tree, does not fork, you might be a redneck.

If you've been on televison more then five times, describing what the tornado sounded like, you might be a redneck...


If your dad walks you to school because you in the same grade, you might be a redneck


If you've ever been to drunk to FISH, you might be a redneck...


hehee, gotta love Jeff Foxworthy


"If you refer to the 5th grade as my senior year, you might be a redneck"

"If you go to family reunions to meet women, you might be a redneck"


JF is hilarious.....

:D

MVSpartan117
04-09-2004, 01:30 PM
I live in the south but im no redneck

Piotrek
04-09-2004, 01:35 PM
Ohh.Im not one of them ;) We havent got something like that in Europe :(

Damn, in Poland we have our own version of redneck called "burak" ( "beet" ) - I will show You what I mean:

http://bi.gazeta.pl//im/1817/z1817381G.jpg

mack pl
04-09-2004, 03:09 PM
Ohh.Im not one of them ;) We havent got something like that in Europe :(

Damn, in Poland we have our own version of redneck called "burak" ( "beet" ) - I will show You what I mean:

http://bi.gazeta.pl//im/1817/z1817381G.jpgO tym nie pomyślałem :lol:

Ratamacue
04-09-2004, 03:14 PM
I'm a New Yorker.

04-09-2004, 03:16 PM
Bush is a REDNECK!!! Ain't he? :lol:

rob
04-09-2004, 03:28 PM
i am not a read neck as both of my parents are from poland but i sure do look like one when i wear a hat.

yeah i got too many teeth for this hair cut. :cantbeli:

NcDeuce
04-09-2004, 04:42 PM
An American southerner. I can imagine that you have a European version too but I'm not that sure.
Rednecks usally:
-Live in the south
-Love to hunt
-live in trailers
-They have that southern sllllluuur
-Overgrown lawns
-Fly the Confederate flag
-and love to hunt

You don't have to fly the Confederate flag! And the 'slur' or 'drawl'depends on what region in the South you are from...a Georgian will not sound the same as say a Cajun, or someone from Virginia, etc. :fork:

memphiz
04-09-2004, 04:46 PM
im going Coon' hunt'n who wants in :D , grab your .22 and lets get dinner

ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð
04-09-2004, 04:52 PM
Ohh.Im not one of them ;) We havent got something like that in Europe :(

Damn, in Poland we have our own version of redneck called "burak" ( "beet" ) - I will show You what I mean:

http://bi.gazeta.pl//im/1817/z1817381G.jpg

Poor buddy...what the hell did he eat to look like that?

We have our own versions of rednecks in Canada, mostly they are guys with guns and beat up farm trucks. But we definately enjoy some redneck fun just in a different way.

Piotrek
04-09-2004, 04:56 PM
beets :)

Innoxx
04-09-2004, 04:56 PM
Yeah, they're mostly in Alberta and Saskatwancxvkcxvkxcvhjdfu.

memphiz
04-09-2004, 05:09 PM
Yeah, they're mostly in Alberta and Saskatwancxvkcxvkxcvhjdfu.
ill pretend i didnt hear that ;) all the wannabe rednecks live in BC in the Kootenays