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signatory
10-17-2006, 05:17 AM
Published: 17th October 2006 10:50 CET
Online: http://www.thelocal.se/article.php?ID=5241

A young hunter from Dalarna came into close contact with the animal kingdom while preparing to go to the toilet. "I was about to sit down and take a poo but decided not to. Which was just as well," 15 year-old Sjö Niklas Larsson told Expressen.

Larsson was the youngest of a party of six hunters getting ready to start the day at a friend's house in a village in central Dalarna.

"I heard a splashing sound while brushing my teeth. When I turned off the tap the splashing continued from the toilet. That was when a mink came up out of the toilet" he said.

More than just a little surpised, Larsson took to his heels and alerted the other men. They found the tale of the creature in the loo a little hard to swallow but went to have a look nonetheless.

"But sure enough we saw a mink looking up from the toilet," said Birger Tillman, whose house was now home to the small animal.

While Tillman went to retrieve his shotgun the other hunters made sure that there was only one possible escape route for the mink.

But the men hadn't reckoned with the mink temporarily outsmarting them. It took shelter under a lilac bush, made for an oak tree, headed back to the lilac, before finally making a dash for the barn wall.

"But there was no way through. He was shot and went to heaven," said Tillman.

Larsson meanwhile assured Expressen that he was not concerned about going to the toilet after the incident, although he did admit to taking an extra peek the first few times.


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a mink

a dead mink
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the kid
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.. heh.....

titget
10-17-2006, 07:53 AM
They could have done without killing it...Minks aren't too dangerous are they?

Chulo
10-17-2006, 08:20 AM
but that one would have made such a nice arm warmer

TallGuy
10-17-2006, 08:25 AM
They could have done without killing it...Minks aren't too dangerous are they?
Minks are ferocious and have very sharp teeth, it could have easily torn off that kid's nutsack....

dacanadianbomb
10-17-2006, 08:27 AM
Which person goes to the toilet, to take a dump and then rethinks it last minute , and brushes their teeth?

Hydro
10-17-2006, 08:33 AM
Which person goes to the toilet, to take a dump and then rethinks it last minute , and brushes their teeth?



Obviously the crap wasn't quite ready to roll yet, so he decided to crack on with other bathroom related activity. Ablution routines are complex, and reliant on many factors.

signatory
10-17-2006, 08:52 AM
Minks aren't supposed to be in Swedish nature... dumbarse animal rights activists have released many thousands of them from breeders (whatever you may think about that business... ) without even understanding the damage these pesky little predators do to the native wildlife and nature as a whole...

dacanadianbomb
10-17-2006, 09:17 AM
Obviously the crap wasn't quite ready to roll yet, so he decided to crack on with other bathroom related activity. Ablution routines are complex, and reliant on many factors.

I thought it was part of knowing your own bodily functions, to know whether it was ready to roll or not.
His behavior, is suspicious, you must agree.

Hellfish
10-17-2006, 09:24 AM
Minks are ferocious and have very sharp teeth, it could have easily torn off that kid's nutsack....

Best story that never happened.