Fat people

[Jack Mehoff]

So, I get my lunch and am waiting at the elevator for a minute or two. The elevator comes, I get on and hit the button for the 8th floor. As the door closes, I hear an urgent, "Hold that door!" Ever the polite person, I hit the open door button.

Fatty gets in and hits 2....

You wouldn't be so fat if you walked a flight of stairs once in a while!

[wholagun]

maybe he has a heart problem.... ;)


whats worse the opposite, when a person comes into the elevator and goes down one flight of stairs.... oh that pisses me off

or then there are those people that bitch and swear that the elevator isn't here and your like wow buddy easy and then when it gets there he's like finally - gets in and presses 2. Buddy you could've saved so much time by just walking a 20 steps.

[Ratamacue]

People aren't really known for having much common sense.

[NcDeuce]

http://www.jenaweb.de/cards/fat-mama.jpg

http://www.fatso.com/

rofl

[Flagg]

Actually I'm more surprised at the fact Jack didn't Ninja Free Climb up the exterior of the building to the 8th floor

I reckon obese people should be arrested on sight for entering a fast food establishment and sent to fat camp.

The thought of my tax dollars going to pay for the quadruple bypass surgery of a person unable to restrain themselves at an all you can eat restaurant annoys me to no end.

[soma]

Or maybe the fat people should eat you uptight assholes.

[Jack Mehoff]

fat chick

http://www.fatso.com/

rofl

what's wrong with you? :bash:

[Fintin]

im skinny im cool....

[ChuckThunder]

So, I get my lunch and am waiting at the elevator for a minute or two. The elevator comes, I get on and hit the button for the 8th floor. As the door closes, I hear an urgent, "Hold that door!" Ever the polite person, I hit the open door button.

Fatty gets in and hits 2....

You wouldn't be so fat if you walked a flight of stairs once in a while!

Its funny when fat people have a bottle of water with them and wear running shoes. Its also funny when fattys feel like they're such hi-speed health nuts by eating a burger with a diet soda. :cantbeli:

The high school I go to is next to the elementry school and the elementary parents wait by the elementry school because their kids don't drive yet. There is this one huge bitch of a mom that wears these nasty ass tight spandex, a size "too many" too small Under Armor, and sweatbands. One time I was walking to the parking garage and I see her get out of her minivan, walk ten feet, and almost fall because she got a cramp from walking. :cantbeli:

To make matters worse she "tried" to stretch like she was fitness trainer. If any of her muscle groups were stretched at all, it would be a medical miracle because she was that bad.

-My rant.

[Haiw]

Or maybe the fat people should eat you uptight assholes.
Aww... some fat bastards feels offended... :petting:

[mocking_loudly_died]

So, I get my lunch and am waiting at the elevator for a minute or two. The elevator comes, I get on and hit the button for the 8th floor. As the door closes, I hear an urgent, "Hold that door!" Ever the polite person, I hit the open door button.

Fatty gets in and hits 2....

You wouldn't be so fat if you walked a flight of stairs once in a while!

Kick the **** out of them next time, damn fat people clogging up our new-wave life style.

[SeanAshi]

http://www.dallasdancemusic.com/photos/data/500/1370fatty.jpg
That picture up there was so so not right rofl rofl

[Seoulstriker]

you guys won't have to worry about having to operate on them. :cantbeli: to get past all the fatty tissue (on that one woman) is completely beyond me. :|

and then hospitals have to buy carts for patients over 400lb.... :(

[Ichhabe]

you guys won't have to worry about having to operate on them. :cantbeli: to get past all the fatty tissue (on that one woman) is completely beyond me. :|

and then hospitals have to buy carts for patients over 400lb.... :(

I guess you don't need to worry about that either. :bash:

[Seoulstriker]

why?

[Haiw]

It might actually have some advantages in a firefight...I mean, look at that huge...thing up there. Do you really think even a .45 can go trough all THAT? :D