A Polish joke;)

[tony6]

A friend has just sent me this joke. I found him pretty funny:)

Queen Elizabeth II, George W Bush & Lech Kaczynski died & went straight to
hell.
Queen Elizabeth II said "I miss Britain, I want to call Britain and see how
everybody is doing there. She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then
her Majesty asked "Well, Devil how much do I owe you? The devil replied
"Five million dollars" She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her
chair.
George Bush was so jealous, he began screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the
United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there too" He called
and talked for about 10 minutes, then he asked "Well, Devil how much do I
owe you? The devil replied "Ten million dollars" With a smug look on his
face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.
Kaczynski was even more jealous & started screaming, "I want to call
Poland , I want to see how everybody is doing there.
I wanna talk to my brother, the ministers, to the deputy, I wanna talk to everybody".
He called Poland and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked
"Well, Devil how much do I owe you? The devil replied "One dollar".
Kaczynski is stunned & says "One dollar??? Only one lousy dollar??"
The Devil says "Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it's local"

[cetnik]

It's took much talking for that lame puchline :roll:

[Icarus1]

Nah, Poland isn't hell... I know other places that come closer to it.

[jmatucd]

lol what the? john kerry write this joke?

(i think the punchline is stuck in purgatory)

if poland didn't get so cold, then maybe this could work

[Chris]

lool nice joke rofl

[Switek]

What is difference between Polish branch of the hell and others? There are no devils guarding it for a possibly escape... ;)


well, Poles have a tendency to see each other and their own country in negative light.

[daily666]

good one, rofl And that some may not know, most Polish jokes are made by "Polacks" themselves... :D

I see my country in a negative light because it's fvckin' snowing in here and I didn't have the time to change for winter tires Switek ;)

[Asheren]

you shoud expect it winter supprised road workers like it does every year

[Domen]

This is better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-Kc7pcNofs

[Arbody]

ok my turn old Polish Joke made by Poles. "Why it's impossible to run away from Polish Hell(As we know every sinners are in big pot with boiling oil, hate those christian simplicity)? Because your compatriots will take you down!" I love it it's so true