The man code

[Jack Mehoff]

http://www.liquorwits.com/code.html

[Falco]

Amen :lol:

[Sierra]

thats awesome! :)

[Kenshin]

ditto.

[Wilco]

Amen to those man.

"You have not made any mistake if you find that there are extra pieces after reassembling or assembling an object. In fact, you have just found a way to make that object more efficient. "

[Operation Ivy]

Amen woot

[Vance]

Word.

[Seoulstriker]

awesome.


except: These are the official shotgun rules (http://www.shotgunrules.com/). and you are allowed to wear speedos ONLY when on a swim team.

everything else is great.

[usa320]

41. When using a urinal in a public restroom, a buffer zone of at least one urinal will exist at all times. If the only empty urinal is directly next to an occupied on, then you are still required to wait. (Exception: at a sporting event where a line has formed to use the pisser)



Thres is a whole nother book of rules regarding mens room code...

And the one about speaking ill of the simpsons is sooo true. NO MEN SPEAK ILL OF THE SIMPSONS.

[farmgirl]

I just had to quote this one.... have to make sure Cali Joe sees it..... p-)


49. No man will ever willingly watch a movie in which the main theme is dancing, and if a man shall happen to view such a movie it is only acceptable if its with a girlfriend.


and.... regarding Speedos.... you guys didn't really have to be told that they are unacceptable did you? Please tell me that you didn't! :roll:

[Seoulstriker]

farmgirl, speedos are only allowed for swimmers (swim team)!!! :)

[farmgirl]

farmgirl, speedos are only allowed for swimmers (swim team)!!! :)


There should be extreme penalties when this rule is broken!!!!

[Seoulstriker]

hahaha! indeed! and no thongs for men on the beach!!! eeek! (remember when the simpsons wen to brazil? :lol: )

[Fintin]

so is going naked to the beach ok?

[James]

Naked at the beach is fine, as long as you have A LOT of body hair and are carrying a few extra pounds.

[farmgirl]

Naked at the beach is fine, as long as you have A LOT of body hair and are carrying a few extra pounds.


:| You shouldn't encourage that type of thing, Jamie! ;)

Men who appear to be wearing a sweater when disrobed are another matter entirely. Seeing one of "those" men in a speedo is even worse!! It's enough to make one never visit a beach again!

[Fintin]

Naked at the beach is fine, as long as you have A LOT of body hair and are carrying a few extra pounds.


hairy ass...check....extra pounds.....crap

[AFG]

lol that thing was great :lol:

[Merik]

Sweet.

[Dennis G]

:)