Girls can sure get horny

[Gauntlet]

I know girls probably think about *** as much as guys but guys are more open about it. I soon discovered that is wrong. GIRLS CAN BE OPENLY HORNY!!

It all happened riding home on the bus and two girls in a seat across from me asked if I had a big *****. :cantbeli: I didn't answer. Don't get me wrong I don't have a small fry and was afraid to answer. I was just in a huge shock and couldn't answer.
Then another question came after me. This time she asked if I masterbate. I said I did it once. Then she asked again if I saw semen (***). :cantbeli:
Before I knew it, my stop came and I was up all night knowing the truth that girls can be horny.

[Seraphim]

I know girls probably think about *** as much as guys but guys are more open about it. I soon discovered that is wrong. GIRLS CAN BE OPENLY HORNY!!

It all happened riding home on the bus and two girls in a seat across from me asked if I had a big *****. :cantbeli: I didn't answer. Don't get me wrong I don't have a small fry and was afraid to answer. I was just in a huge shock and couldn't answer.
Then another question came after me. This time she asked if I masterbate. I said I did it once. Then she asked again if I saw semen (***). :cantbeli:
Before I knew it, my stop came and I was up all night knowing the truth that girls can be horny.


rofl Obviously they were yanking your chain...if that happens just ask if she wants it up the ass.

[Kenshin]

I know girls probably think about *** as much as guys but guys are more open about it. I soon discovered that is wrong. GIRLS CAN BE OPENLY HORNY!!

It all happened riding home on the bus and two girls in a seat across from me asked if I had a big *****. :cantbeli: I didn't answer. Don't get me wrong I don't have a small fry and was afraid to answer. I was just in a huge shock and couldn't answer.
Then another question came after me. This time she asked if I masterbate. I said I did it once. Then she asked again if I saw semen (***). :cantbeli:
Before I knew it, my stop came and I was up all night knowing the truth that girls can be horny.


rofl Obviously they were yanking your chain...if that happens just ask if she wants it up the ass.

exactly.. "..and ask back why she's interested?"

[Gauntlet]

I know girls probably think about *** as much as guys but guys are more open about it. I soon discovered that is wrong. GIRLS CAN BE OPENLY HORNY!!

It all happened riding home on the bus and two girls in a seat across from me asked if I had a big *****. :cantbeli: I didn't answer. Don't get me wrong I don't have a small fry and was afraid to answer. I was just in a huge shock and couldn't answer.
Then another question came after me. This time she asked if I masterbate. I said I did it once. Then she asked again if I saw semen (***). :cantbeli:
Before I knew it, my stop came and I was up all night knowing the truth that girls can be horny.


rofl Obviously they were yanking your chain...if that happens just ask if she wants it up the ass.

Will do p-)

[California Joe]

You got a ***** didn't you.

[Seraphim]

I still cant get over the masterbating question and how you answered it...I keep laughing thinking about that.

[Kenshin]

I still cant get over the masterbating question and how you answered it...I keep laughing thinking about that.

He got too honest...

[NcDeuce]

Don't tell me you spluged?

[Kriz]

You masturbated once ? Once ??? :| I mean once :| :| :(

Good lord you're life must be awfull :P

[Rilence]

rofl rofl

[hank]

You got a ***** didn't you.

I don't know about Gauntlet, but I sure did. Tell the story again Gauntlet, please! :D

hank

[Rilence]

i think they were just pullin your chain when they said those things to ya bud

[farmgirl]

Good lord..... I'm afraid I can't even comment. My guess is.... they were trying to get a reaction out of you.... sounds like they did.... ;)

[memphiz]

HAHAHA rofl wow...yeah they were probly yanking your chain... now its a different story if shes a freind of your and asks you those questions then you know they're horny :D i have good friends ;)

[Fintin]

girls get horney and just as much as guys do, they just dont talk about it as much as guys....thus the idea that they dont....my ex was more physical then me at times.....God i miss her......her mind was a puzzle, her body just beautiful, and she wasnt afraid to kiss frist

[Seraphim]

girls get horney and just as much as guys do, they just dont talk about it as much as guys....thus the idea that they dont....my ex was more physical then me at times.....God i miss her......her mind was a puzzle, her body just beautiful, and she wasnt afraid to kiss frist


Ya sluts are good ;)

[Maverick77]

**** ive been asked **** like that a lot of times by stupid little girls (as in 14 15 year old ones)

[simple jumper]

In times like that you whip out your c0ck and whip them in the face, and yell "OWNED!!!!".... :slap:

[pAt]

lol some girl came up to me one day and said i had a small ***** so than when they walked away i yelled to them and whipped it out lol after that they didnt say anything rofl

[Romulus]

Obviously they were yanking your chain...if that happens just ask if she wants it up the ass.
rofl rofl

Remind me to tell my son this one when we have the "talk'. Great one liner there Seraphim. rofl

[Salty Dog]

you should have killed them with a book.

[Fintin]

i think we shoulld as farmgirl and finn....

[Rilence]

you should have killed them with a book.
yeah that will solve all your problems :lol:

[Salty Dog]

you should have killed them with a book.
yeah that will solve all your problems :lol:

well at least he would be putting the damn book to good use...

[Seraphim]

Obviously they were yanking your chain...if that happens just ask if she wants it up the ass.
rofl rofl

Remind me to tell my son this one when we have the "talk'. Great one liner there Seraphim. rofl

Glad I could be of assistance.

[Nawlins]

That's a funny story.

[hank]

That's a funny story.

What were you doing riding a school bus in Maryland, nawlins? :D

hank

[Rilence]

That's a funny story.

What were you doing riding a school bus in Maryland, nawlins? :D

hank
hmm.........oh :|








rofl

[Trigger]

I bet that was an interesting walk off of the bus Gauntlet...
You didn't poke any eyes out I hope. p-)

[Nawlins]

That's a funny story.

What were you doing riding a school bus in Maryland, nawlins? :D

hank

Damn...

[farmgirl]

I bet that was an interesting walk off of the bus Gauntlet...
You didn't poke any eyes out I hope. p-)

You're giving him a lot of credit, Trig.
:roll:

Say thank you, Gauntlet!!! p-)

[hank]

That's a funny story.

What were you doing riding a school bus in Maryland, nawlins? :D

hank

Damn...

We only kid the ones we love, nawlins. It was too easy to pass up.

hank

[Nawlins]

That's a funny story.

What were you doing riding a school bus in Maryland, nawlins? :D

hank

Damn...

We only kid the ones we love, nawlins. It was too easy to pass up.

hank

You're forgiven. ;)

[Midtown]

Girls are horribly horney, all of my girls that Im friends with talk completly open about how they want to ****. you justgotta be one of those guys thatthey dont mind talking about that kinda stuff too. but then again I hate prude girls.

[Caraway]

I know girls probably think about *** as much as guys but guys are more open about it. I soon discovered that is wrong. GIRLS CAN BE OPENLY HORNY!!

It all happened riding home on the bus and two girls in a seat across from me asked if I had a big *****. :cantbeli: I didn't answer. Don't get me wrong I don't have a small fry and was afraid to answer. I was just in a huge shock and couldn't answer.
Then another question came after me. This time she asked if I masterbate. I said I did it once. Then she asked again if I saw semen (***). :cantbeli:
Before I knew it, my stop came and I was up all night knowing the truth that girls can be horny.

How old are you? Oh yeah, just a boy...
Edit: How old are you all? Oh yeah, just boys...

[usa320]

GIRLS CAN BE OPENLY HORNY!!

Very true...

A few days ago i was at work flipping through a schedule and this girl i work with- im close with her, ive always felt as a friend and nothing more, sits down, and starts talking. out of the blue she says, swear to god...

"dude we should ****".

And my mouth just dropped open and i had that shocked "WTF" look on my face...

like shes a nice girl and all but ive already got a girlfriend who i plan on wedding. And i was just shocked as hell because i know we were good friends but i never though of it as anymore. Nonetheless i think she was kinda embarassed an we didnt talk none more the rest of the night. The fact that shes pretty quiet and generally keeps her emotions to herself had me even more shocked.

And no JackMehoff, i didnt screw her.

[usa320]

lol some girl came up to me one day and said i had a small ***** so than when they walked away i yelled to them and whipped it out lol after that they didnt say anything

Kickstand eh...

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

Ya girls are horny....if they ever start asking you questions like that just tell them "well I can show you" then stand up and start unzipping your jeans and start to take off your pants....if they dont tell you to stop then they probably arnt kidding ;)

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

lol some girl came up to me one day and said i had a small ***** so than when they walked away i yelled to them and whipped it out lol after that they didnt say anything

Kickstand eh...

More like a tripod my friend ;)

[Gauntlet]

I bet that was an interesting walk off of the bus Gauntlet...
You didn't poke any eyes out I hope. p-)

You're giving him a lot of credit, Trig.
:roll:

Say thank you, Gauntlet!!! p-)

Thank you!! woot

[Cassiar]

> Then another question came after me. This time she asked if I
> masterbate. I said I did it once.

How much do seeing-eye dogs go for these days?

[Gauntlet]

She's at it again!

On the bus she was naming every single genital on her body with a name.

Right ****: Bobby
Left ****: Teddy
******: Billy

When she got to to "Billy" she said "Uh oh theres a hole in Billy.

She also showed off her thong strap. woot

[Salty Dog]

She's at it again!

On the bus she was naming every single genital on her body with a name.

Right ****: Bobby
Left ****: Teddy
******: Billy

When she got to to "Billy" she said "Uh oh theres a hole in Billy.

She also showed off her thong strap. woot

**** her and get it over with man!......and then ****ing kill her with a book.

[Wilco]

girls get horney and just as much as guys do, they just dont talk about it as much as guys....thus the idea that they dont....my ex was more physical then me at times.....God i miss her......her mind was a puzzle, her body just beautiful, and she wasnt afraid to kiss frist


Ya sluts are good ;)

OUCH! rofl

Yet Fintin, I had a girl like that one....same exact thing, puzzling mind and beautiful body, she was everything.

Oh well :(

[UkrainianAmerican]

She's at it again!

On the bus she was naming every single genital on her body with a name.

Right ****: Bobby
Left ****: Teddy
******: Billy

When she got to to "Billy" she said "Uh oh theres a hole in Billy.

She also showed off her thong strap. woot
Cream-pie the dumb bitch.
edit

[farmgirl]

Watch your mouth, RA. :|

[Merik]

Couple months ago this chick in one of my classes thought I had a small ****, so I whipped it out in the hall and all I had to say after words was thank god it wasnt cold at the time. Then again the chick is a little nympho and insanely in love with ****s.

[anonymous individual]

Girls can get horny that is for sure. There is not doubt about it. They do, however, usually keep them to themselve. And I think they were simply just teasing you that time. Still, you should have miss your bus stop and do what you got to do, for the sake of all guys. Just my two cent.

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

She's at it again!

On the bus she was naming every single genital on her body with a name.

Right ****: Bobby
Left ****: Teddy
******: Billy

When she got to to "Billy" she said "Uh oh theres a hole in Billy.

She also showed off her thong strap. woot

Either A: shes a dirty girl in the making or B: she wants you to feed her.
Tell her that Billy has to hang out with "steve" sometime ;) Steve has a "pole" he needs to erect and see what she says.

[memphiz]

girls i sit beside in my science class, all they talk about is ***. and there hot. Gauntlet your going to have take picture of this girl to show us if shes hot or not,. if shes hot, who cares if shes a dirty slut NAIL her :D or try to, ,or try and get her to flash you( girls always like to show off there ****s, well to me atleast :D ) have fun tomorow on you bus ride home ;)

[dhfactory]

Of course girls get horny, you just have to work it and get them going then they will jump on you and next thing your going for it.

-Sean

[UkrainianAmerican]

Watch your mouth, RA. :|
Well its not like SHE wasn't disrespectful! I thought it was very distateful and slutty. Hence my comment.

[Fintin]

i doubt farmgirl was "slutty"....just saying....dumbass

[Maine Finn]

Watch your mouth, RA. :|
Well its not like SHE wasn't disrespectful! I thought it was very distateful and slutty. Hence my comment.

And you think that makes it okay to post it here? Keep it to yourself if it's that bad.

[UkrainianAmerican]

i doubt farmgirl was "slutty"....just saying....dumbass
And was that comment in ANY way directed to anyone else, besides the idiot mentioned in the thread?
Find something better to do, then chasing me. Dumbass.

[farmgirl]

Watch your mouth, RA. :|
Well its not like SHE wasn't disrespectful! I thought it was very distateful and slutty. Hence my comment.


two wrongs.... obviously the girl is looking for attention, but that doesn't mean that you should refer to any woman using that term. It's offensive. It's one of the few terms that bother me enough to comment on it.

[UkrainianAmerican]

Watch your mouth, RA. :|
Well its not like SHE wasn't disrespectful! I thought it was very distateful and slutty. Hence my comment.

And you think that makes it okay to post it here? Keep it to yourself if it's that bad.
Whats so bad about it?

[farmgirl]

i doubt farmgirl was "slutty"....just saying....dumbass

:petting: he wasn't referring to me. :)

[UkrainianAmerican]

Watch your mouth, RA. :|
Well its not like SHE wasn't disrespectful! I thought it was very distateful and slutty. Hence my comment.


two wrongs.... obviously the girl is looking for attention, but that doesn't mean that you should refer to any woman using that term. It's offensive. It's one of the few terms that bother me enough to comment on it.
Well if some stranger would ask ME those questions on the bus, I would find that offensive as well.
But its ok since they they were looking for attention. :roll:

[farmgirl]

Watch your mouth, RA. :|
Well its not like SHE wasn't disrespectful! I thought it was very distateful and slutty. Hence my comment.


two wrongs.... obviously the girl is looking for attention, but that doesn't mean that you should refer to any woman using that term. It's offensive. It's one of the few terms that bother me enough to comment on it.
Well if some stranger would ask ME those questions on the bus, I would find that offensive as well.
But its ok since they they were looking for attention. :roll:


Did I say it was okay anywhere? I don't think so, but since I can't talk to her, I didn't really comment. However, you are here, and I can talk to you, and I'm saying, please don't use the word c*nt anymore, because I find it offensive.

[UkrainianAmerican]

Watch your mouth, RA. :|
Well its not like SHE wasn't disrespectful! I thought it was very distateful and slutty. Hence my comment.


two wrongs.... obviously the girl is looking for attention, but that doesn't mean that you should refer to any woman using that term. It's offensive. It's one of the few terms that bother me enough to comment on it.
Well if some stranger would ask ME those questions on the bus, I would find that offensive as well.
But its ok since they they were looking for attention. :roll:


Did I say it was okay anywhere? I don't think so, but since I can't talk to her, I didn't really comment. However, you are here, and I can talk to you, and I'm saying, please don't use the word c*nt anymore, because I find it offensive.
EDIT: :oops: :oops: :oops:
Well perhaps I shouldnve used that particular word, but I still dont see why I should have more respect for her then she does for herself.

[farmgirl]

Watch your mouth, RA. :|
Well its not like SHE wasn't disrespectful! I thought it was very distateful and slutty. Hence my comment.


two wrongs.... obviously the girl is looking for attention, but that doesn't mean that you should refer to any woman using that term. It's offensive. It's one of the few terms that bother me enough to comment on it.
Well if some stranger would ask ME those questions on the bus, I would find that offensive as well.
But its ok since they they were looking for attention. :roll:


Did I say it was okay anywhere? I don't think so, but since I can't talk to her, I didn't really comment. However, you are here, and I can talk to you, and I'm saying, please don't use the word c*nt anymore, because I find it offensive.
I did not use that word in this thread to BEGIN with. As for my remark, I felt that it suited the girl in question perfectly, for she doesn't have any self-respect to begin with.


Russian American:

Cream-pie the dumb ****.


That comment was in this thread. That is why I asked you to watch your mouth. I don't care if you think it was justified or not.... call her something else.... once again... offensive. I'm done with this.

[Rilence]

:roll:

[UkrainianAmerican]

There, there I edited it. :)

[farmgirl]

There, there I edited it. :)



Thank you.

[Fargin]

I've never meet a horny girl, I couldn't turn off.

[UkrainianAmerican]

I've never meet a horny girl, I couldn't turn off.
Weak man. :P

[memphiz]

I've never meet a horny girl, I couldn't turn off.
just fart real bad around them or say you have diarria, and you have to go. im sure that would work

[UkrainianAmerican]

I've never meet a horny girl, I couldn't turn off.
just fart real bad around them or say you have diarria, and you have to go. im sure that would work
N00b.
"I got herpes on my d*ck" works wonders though.

[memphiz]

I've never meet a horny girl, I couldn't turn off.
just fart real bad around them or say you have diarria, and you have to go. im sure that would work
N00b.
"I got herpes on my d*ck" works wonders though.
rofl rofl

[Gauntlet]

I've never meet a horny girl, I couldn't turn off.
just fart real bad around them or say you have diarria, and you have to go. im sure that would work
N00b.
"I got herpes on my d*ck" works wonders though.

rofl aren't you clever.

I suspect that the girl has hots for me and was trying to get attention. Might as well pick her up. :roll:

[ßå$tĮТHÏ¿ð]

Reading threads like this makes me want to get my nuts chopped off so I cannot have a daughter or kids at all.

Hey Gauntlet remeber always wrap your package ;)

[Wilco]

I've never meet a horny girl, I couldn't turn off.
just fart real bad around them or say you have diarria, and you have to go. im sure that would work
N00b.
"I got herpes on my d*ck" works wonders though.

rofl aren't you clever.

I suspect that the girl has hots for me and was trying to get attention. Might as well pick her up. :roll:


Nice way to think, I admire your skill, may we meet on the battlefield of women and fight toghter!.

:P

[Ratamacue]

I suspect that the girl has hots for me and was trying to get attention. Might as well pick her up. :roll:

Wouldn't count on it buddy. More likely she's just really horny, really easy, or really bored.

[Operation Ivy]

Just go for it :D

and what school you go to, i might know it

[Haiw]

After reading the last 3 pages I'm kind of confused... So can we still call Sixgun a bloody ****?