Video | Omon policeman tells his story of travel to Chechnya.

[KZ_Finland]

This is entirely in russian language without subtitles. So to those that don't speak the language i would say that i wouldn't even bother checking this video.

To those that do know Russian language will love to hear this guys story.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5551693627411468867

[Xaito]

thx for the interesting vid - I am watching it right now - it starts rather funny - gotta love the random swearing ;)

EDIT: hehe the part where they fly with the helicopter sounds familiar - i was flying in a Mi-8 too and it also was loaded too heavy - the one i was flying in couldnt lift of, so it had to speed up on a runway like a plane before it finally could lift of the ground hehe

[madpendos]

I uploaded that video long time ago :D

[koozya]

yea i ve seen it a couple of times. great video

[Elemental666]

Interesting,thanks.

[LEGEND]

interesting video, such distinct Gorky accent.

[Wiseman]

Susumu,

You served in the Russian Army?

[Schizo]

Thanks for the video. Very entertaining! :)

[Mr.K]

it ain't funny i'd hate to be at the guy's place.

[Xaito]

Susumu,

You served in the Russian Army?

no i'm living in Germany since im 7 years old so I never had the chance to serve in the russian army - we were flying in them as civilians - my father and my uncle had friends in the military and the soldiers would always help people out by transporting goods and food and they would also give a ride if you knew how to ask (it was really funny how easy you could make things happen when you made presents like vodka and chocolate to the right people) ;)
It was nice of them because Russia is big and some parts were hard to reach without the help of the helicopters or cargoplanes.
Of course as a kid it was a great adventure flying in a military helicopter too - especially when the heli had to land for refueling - there were dozens of helicopters there - that was a really beautiful sight :)



it ain't funny i'd hate to be at the guy's place.
yeah well the things he went through might be not very nice but how he tells them is really funny - especially the part where theyre allways told to **** off because nobody wanted them - when they finally arrived in grozny i couldnt stop laughing when they were again told to **** off ;)
or the attack of the falcon was great ;)

[KillerBD]

Can someone get a translated version? It is appreciated if you can in english please, if not, no worries.

[Xaito]

hm i dont know if somebody ever would translate that ;)

basically most of the vid is about how they ended up in Grozny - first they were sent on a wrong train and were stopped and and almost had a shootout at the Ukrainina border ;) - but then made friends with the Ukrainian guys and were let go. Then they were sent from one town to the next because nobody wanted or needed them - so they finally ended up in Grozny where nobody needed them either.
Then he tells about how he had to learn to work with a computer (he never used one before) and tells a few storys like when a guy got shot in the ass and burned his ass by sitting on a oven and then had to wear a skirt because of the injuries ;) .
Or how a reporter chick from NTV wanted to make a vid about a peaceful city and the first tram driving - she was willing to pay 100 bucks - and of course there was no driving tram - so some soldiers found a broken one without windows and wheels and tied it to a BTR and pulled it for the vid up to some bridge while she was filming - when she didnt want to pay they threw the tram down the bridge ;)

well maybe somebody wants to translate it or tell in more detail - but that vid is really long so i dont really want to

[nick_ua]

funny russian, aksent :-)

[LEGEND]

funny russian, aksent :-)

That accent is from Gor'kiy region.

[Schizo]

Yeah, his accent was very funny. It's like he's ****ouncing the words the same way they're written.

[LEGEND]

Yeah, his accent was very funny. It's like he's ****ouncing the words the same way they're written.

The main difference is the "O"s all of them are ****ounced as "O"s and accented:)

[Xaito]

is the swearing part of the accent? ;)
he's using swearwords like punctuation marks - in evey second sentence йоб тваю мать!

edit:
btw anybody noticed that he's calling the vertolet a vetrolet? блядь ;)

[Wiseman]

Yeah,this video is quite funny. Anybody count how many times he cussed? It's funny because if you take the cuss words out of his sentences, he won't make sense.

[dimasorokine]

All the respect in the world for this man - he can swear as much as he like (it's more "real" that way) :)

-Dima

[Schizo]

edit:
btw anybody noticed that he's calling the vertolet a vetrolet? блядь ;)

Yeah, LOL. He also referred to the train as 'Parovoz' instead of a 'Poezd'.

Yob Tvau...

woot

[Xaito]

тваю мать im still trying to figure out what the women on the trains were to whom he referred both time as "the prostitute on the train" ;)
did he mean the conductor or something?

[koozya]

тваю мать im still trying to figure out what the women on the trains were to whom he referred both time as "the prostitute on the train" ;)
did he mean the conductor or something?


yea he called the conductor( provodnica) --- prostitutka