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budanski
04-13-2004, 10:33 PM
Conspiracy Theory Generator (http://conspiracytheory.warnerbros.com/cmp/matic.html)
memphiz
04-13-2004, 10:41 PM
Do you want to know the truth about poo? For 14 years, parliment hill has been suppressing information from you about poo and thus endangering the welfare of hippies(they suck).
In november 1987, robert r. met with J.LO in poontangville to discuss nazis. As it happens, they engaged in what? and ended up hatching a plan involving the tree huggers in hippie country.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Wal-mart and their ties to killing whole towns.
A report in the Calgary Herald was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in janfeburember of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in stupid people, various Ninjas, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Carmen Electra. According to the report, passages in the book "Playboy" and lyrics in Eminem 's music point to a connection between these individuals and poo.
According to a spokesman at the Calgary Herald, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about poo any longer. Learn the truth!
Yard Ape
04-13-2004, 10:44 PM
Do you want to know the truth about boats? For 5 years, NDHQ has been suppressing information from you about boats and thus endangering the welfare of Albertans.
In Nov 03, Paul Martin met with Rick Mercer in Winnipeg to discuss Free Trade. As it happens, they engaged in prostitution and ended up hatching a plan involving the Boy Scouts in Canada.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with General Dynamics and their ties to prostitution.
A report in Globe & Mail was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in Janruary of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in YWCA, various pimps, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Jena Jameson. According to the report, passages in the book "Starship Troopers" and lyrics in Eminem 's music point to a connection between these individuals and boats.
According to a spokesman at Globe & Mail, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about boats any longer. Learn the truth!
memphiz
04-13-2004, 10:47 PM
rofl rofl
Do you want to know the truth about feces? For 5 years, FDA has been suppressing information from you about feces and thus endangering the welfare of Latinos.
In 1987, Jimmy Carter met with Michael Moore in Boise Idaho to discuss War. As it happens, they engaged in food and ended up hatching a plan involving the Indians in France.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with UN and their ties to Being pansies.
A report in New York Times was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in 2008 of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in ACLU, various Garbage Men, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Madonna. According to the report, passages in the book "Mein Kamph" and lyrics in Barry Manilow 's music point to a connection between these individuals and feces.
According to a spokesman at New York Times, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about feces any longer. Learn the truth!
Sean85
04-13-2004, 11:08 PM
Do you want to know the truth about Cats? For 45 years, CIA has been suppressing information from you about Cats and thus endangering the welfare of poets.
In November 1976, John Kerry met with Britney Spears in Higganum to discuss Vietnam War. As it happens, they engaged in *** and ended up hatching a plan involving the Americans in USA.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Playboy and their ties to murder.
A report in Fox was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in November of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in Red Cross, various firefighters, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Lynn Spears. According to the report, passages in the book "Rainbow 6" and lyrics in Mudvayne 's music point to a connection between these individuals and Cats.
According to a spokesman at Fox, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about Cats any longer. Learn the truth!
Do you want to know the truth about ****heads? For one million years, the White House has been suppressing information from you about ****heads and thus endangering the welfare of Rednecks.
In may 2003, Bush met with Beckham in Cork to discuss nuclear proliferation. As it happens, they engaged in f*cking a horse and ended up hatching a plan involving the elves in Lichtenstein.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Warner Bros. and their ties to raping a nun.
A report in the Sun was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in july of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in DEA, various wankers, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Oprah. According to the report, passages in the book "catcher in the rye" and lyrics in Elvis 's music point to a connection between these individuals and ****heads.
According to a spokesman at the Sun, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about ****heads any longer. Learn the truth!
Skaman
04-13-2004, 11:31 PM
Do you want to know the truth about sausages? For 40 years, US congress has been suppressing information from you about sausages and thus endangering the welfare of Islam.
In September 2003, George Bush jr. met with Oprah in Nashville to discuss Iraq war. As it happens, they engaged in conversation and ended up hatching a plan involving the johavas in America.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with McDonalds and their ties to illegal communist literature.
A report in Time Magazine was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in august 2004 of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in NRA, various Vacuum Salesperson, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Miss Cleo. According to the report, passages in the book "Harry Potter" and lyrics in The Venga Boys 's music point to a connection between these individuals and sausages.
According to a spokesman at Time Magazine, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about sausages any longer. Learn the truth!
Beowulf
04-13-2004, 11:33 PM
Do you want to know the truth about Militaryphotos.net members? For 38 years, EPA has been suppressing information from you about Militaryphotos.net members and thus endangering the welfare of punk ass bitches.
In 16aug1944, Al Gore met with Helex in Kandahar to discuss Gun control. As it happens, they engaged in blowjobs for crack and ended up hatching a plan involving the Afghans in ****stickistan.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Moveon.org and their ties to aggravated sheep raping.
A report in National Review was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in November of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in NAMBLA, various Pimps, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Britney Spears. According to the report, passages in the book "Crime and Punishment" and lyrics in Jack Black 's music point to a connection between these individuals and Militaryphotos.net members.
According to a spokesman at National Review, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about Militaryphotos.net members any longer. Learn the truth!
usa320
04-14-2004, 12:26 AM
Do you want to know the truth about Democrats? For 131 years, Democrats has been suppressing information from you about Democrats and thus endangering the welfare of Homos.
In November 23, John Kerry met with Al Gore in West Tumble Weed to discuss search for aliens. As it happens, they engaged in Nevada and ended up hatching a plan involving the Liberals in Denmark.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with McDonalds and their ties to gay marriage.
A report in Ny times was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in June of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in Democrats, various proctologists, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Slick Willy. According to the report, passages in the book "Communist Manifesto" and lyrics in Yani 's music point to a connection between these individuals and Democrats.
According to a spokesman at Ny times, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about Democrats any longer. Learn the truth!
OH GOD THIS THREAD IS SO ****ING FUNNY I LAUGHED SO HARD MY HEART HURTS.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Moveon.org and their ties to aggravated sheep raping.
rofl
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with UN and their ties to Being pansies
rofl
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with UN and their ties to Being pansies
rofl
Paul Martin met with Rick Mercer in Winnipeg to discuss Free Trade. As it happens, they engaged in prostitution and ended up hatching a plan involving the Boy Scouts in Canada
rofl
Shadow
04-14-2004, 03:31 AM
Do you want to know the truth about Dentists? For 5 years, bon has been suppressing information from you about Dentists and thus endangering the welfare of gypsis.
In januar, Hitler met with Stefan Raab in Landau to discuss terrorism. As it happens, they engaged in kA and ended up hatching a plan involving the hippies in germany.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with daimler and their ties to murder.
A report in Rhein-Pfalz was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in march of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in Bundeswehr, various idiots, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Bush. According to the report, passages in the book "bibel" and lyrics in Slayer 's music point to a connection between these individuals and Dentists.
According to a spokesman at Rhein-Pfalz, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about Dentists any longer. Learn the truth!
Do you want to know the truth about my pants? For 8 years, the DNC has been suppressing information from you about my pants and thus endangering the welfare of women everywhere.
In my pants, Janet Reno met with Monica Lewinsky in cognito to discuss my pants. As it happens, they engaged in mortal combat and ended up hatching a plan involving the women in my pants.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with my pants and their ties to global warming.
A report in The Daily Planet was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in my pants of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in my pants, various militaryphotos.net forum members, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Paris Hilton. According to the report, passages in the book "Pants for Dummies" and lyrics in Frank Sinatra 's music point to a connection between these individuals and my pants.
According to a spokesman at The Daily Planet, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about my pants any longer. Learn the truth!
MolliG
04-14-2004, 07:28 AM
Do you want to know the truth about Vibrators? For 17 years, Dept. Of Health has been suppressing information from you about Vibrators and thus endangering the welfare of Townies.
In May 1998, Gordon Brown met with Monica Bellucci in London to discuss Anti-Social Behaviour. As it happens, they engaged in Prostitution and ended up hatching a plan involving the Airsofters in UK.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Coca-Cola and their ties to Assualt.
A report in The Sun was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in March of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in CTC, various Fishermen, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Will Young. According to the report, passages in the book "Jarhead" and lyrics in Britney Spears 's music point to a connection between these individuals and Vibrators.
According to a spokesman at The Sun, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about Vibrators any longer. Learn the truth!
Kind of **** :| .
ShadowNeo
04-14-2004, 07:40 AM
Do you want to know the truth about santa claus? For 9 years, Department of Bull**** has been suppressing information from you about santa claus and thus endangering the welfare of Elves.
In June 12th, 2003, President Bush met with Michael Jackson in London to discuss French cheese. As it happens, they engaged in crazy foot fetish fantasies and ended up hatching a plan involving the old ladies in Britain.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Microsoft and their ties to old lady mugging.
A report in The Sun was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in 7 of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in Greenpeace, various Twats and Pricks, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Dolph Lundgren. According to the report, passages in the book "Harry Potter" and lyrics in Jazz Man Scat Cat 's music point to a connection between these individuals and santa claus.
According to a spokesman at The Sun, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about santa
Seoulstriker
04-14-2004, 08:41 AM
Nice job, Beo. :D
Do you want to know the truth about ******s? For 23 years, NOAA has been suppressing information from you about ******s and thus endangering the welfare of African.
In December 31st 1989, Jacques Chirac met with Martin Sheen in Chicago to discuss health care. As it happens, they engaged in bestiality and ended up hatching a plan involving the students in USA.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Heinz and their ties to rape.
A report in BBC was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in April of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in NRA, various gynecologists, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Tom Brokaw. According to the report, passages in the book "Black Hawk Down" and lyrics in Marilyn Manson 's music point to a connection between these individuals and ******s.
According to a spokesman at BBC, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about ******s any longer. Learn the truth!
MolliG
04-14-2004, 09:27 AM
Do you want to know the truth about Farmgirl and CJ's relationships? For 2 years, Hood has been suppressing information from you about Farmgirl and CJ's relationships and thus endangering the welfare of young male forum members.
In November 2002, CJ met with Farmgirl in Des Moines to discuss creating a work of art. As it happens, they engaged in acts of an explicit nature and ended up hatching a plan involving the unsuspecting forum members in the MilitaryPhotos.Net forums.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Hank, Gaz and Haiw and their ties to CJ and Farmgirls 'activities'.
A report in The Telegraph was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in May of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in the US Military, various Artists, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Jack Mehoff. According to the report, passages in the book "The *****, A Guide By Seoulstriker" and lyrics in Maine Finn 's music point to a connection between these individuals and Farmgirl and CJ's relationships.
According to a spokesman at The Telegraph, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about Farmgirl and CJ's relationships any longer. Learn the truth!
:P rofl
mocking_loudly_died
04-14-2004, 09:36 AM
Do you want to know the truth about love? For 70 years, NSA has been suppressing information from you about love and thus endangering the welfare of Asians.
In December 1999, Jesus met with Mocking Loudly in Newcastle to discuss welfare. As it happens, they engaged in breasts and ended up hatching a plan involving the hippies in Australia.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with SONY and their ties to inhaling crack.
A report in The Sun was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in January of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in the FBI, various waiters, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Hitler. According to the report, passages in the book "Mega *****" and lyrics in Phil Colins 's music point to a connection between these individuals and love.
According to a spokesman at The Sun, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about love any longer. Learn the truth!
Seoulstriker
04-14-2004, 10:00 AM
excellent job, MolliG. :D woot
and the rest of y'all. :)
UkrainianAmerican
04-14-2004, 10:29 AM
Do you want to know the truth about nerds? For 67 years, Provisional Authority has been suppressing information from you about nerds and thus endangering the welfare of militaryphotos.
In mach 2003, RussianAmerican met with Haiw in Baghdad to discuss terrorism. As it happens, they engaged in *** and ended up hatching a plan involving the gays in Iraq.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Halliburton and their ties to spying.
A report in Pravda was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in april of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in Al Qaeda, various business, and, perhaps not surprisingly, mack pl. According to the report, passages in the book "rainbow six" and lyrics in Britney 's music point to a connection between these individuals and nerds.
According to a spokesman at Pravda, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about nerds any longer. Learn the truth!
Srachka to Perdachka
04-14-2004, 10:45 AM
Do you want to know the truth about Monkeys? For 72 years, ASS has been suppressing information from you about Monkeys and thus endangering the welfare of Babtists.
In Sept 3, 1873, Clinton met with Saddam Husein in New York to discuss Gay Marriage. As it happens, they engaged in Chocolate and ended up hatching a plan involving the Gays in USA.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with IBM and their ties to Peeing on the lawn.
A report in Times was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in October of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in PETA, various Assholes, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Putin. According to the report, passages in the book "Chicken soup" and lyrics in Tom Petty 's music point to a connection between these individuals and Monkeys.
According to a spokesman at Times, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about Monkeys any longer. Learn the truth!
Beowulf
04-14-2004, 12:40 PM
@SeoulStriker...I do my best :D
These are pretty funny.
Do you want to know the truth about Farmgirl and CJ's relationships? For 2 years, Hood has been suppressing information from you about Farmgirl and CJ's relationships and thus endangering the welfare of young male forum members.
In November 2002, CJ met with Farmgirl in Des Moines to discuss creating a work of art. As it happens, they engaged in acts of an explicit nature and ended up hatching a plan involving the unsuspecting forum members in the MilitaryPhotos.Net forums.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Hank, Gaz and Haiw and their ties to CJ and Farmgirls 'activities'.
A report in The Telegraph was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in May of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in the US Military, various Artists, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Jack Mehoff. According to the report, passages in the book "The *****, A Guide By Seoulstriker" and lyrics in Maine Finn 's music point to a connection between these individuals and Farmgirl and CJ's relationships.
According to a spokesman at The Telegraph, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about Farmgirl and CJ's relationships any longer. Learn the truth!
:P rofl
rofl rofl rofl
Falco
04-14-2004, 03:40 PM
Do you want to know the truth about planes? For 174 years, DnD has been suppressing information from you about planes and thus endangering the welfare of aliens.
In september 1985, Paul Martin met with Micheal Jackson in Montreal to discuss Social housing. As it happens, they engaged in wardrobe malfunction and ended up hatching a plan involving the raelians in Canada.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Nortel and their ties to smoking pot.
A report in Nationnal Post was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in Navember of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in Air Canada, various pilots, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Janet Jackson. According to the report, passages in the book "The life of pie" and lyrics in Justin Timberlake 's music point to a connection between these individuals and planes.
According to a spokesman at Nationnal Post, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about planes any longer. Learn the truth!
Caraway
04-14-2004, 04:08 PM
Do you want to know the truth about Caraway? For 32 years, the FSB has been suppressing information from you about Caraway and thus endangering the welfare of his sheets.
In 12.03.1989, George Bush met with Caraway in Helsinki to discuss sheets. As it happens, they engaged with ****e and ended up hatching a plan involving the skidmarks in Caraways bed.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with the sheet industry and their ties to skidmarks.
A report in the Playboy was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in June of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in the Militaryphotos.net, various members, and, perhaps not surprisingly, the Ville Valo. According to the report, passages in the book "Wild Geese" and lyrics in HIM's music point to a connection between these individuals and Caraway.
According to a spokesman at the Playboy, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of the article about Hugh Heffner's skidmarks.
The Caraway must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about Caraway and sheets painted with **** any longer. Learn the truth!
brydog78
04-14-2004, 04:16 PM
Do you want to know the truth about Houses? For 75 years, NSA has been suppressing information from you about Houses and thus endangering the welfare of Russians.
In Dec 1976, Tony Blair met with Tim Allen in New York to discuss Gay marriage. As it happens, they engaged in Sports Cars and ended up hatching a plan involving the Nazis in Russia.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Microsoft and their ties to Rape.
A report in New York Times was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in July of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in Red Cross, various Lawyers, and, perhaps not surprisingly, 2pac. According to the report, passages in the book "Nationstates" and lyrics in 50 Cent 's music point to a connection between these individuals and Houses.
According to a spokesman at New York Times, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about Houses any longer. Learn the truth!
brydog78
04-14-2004, 04:29 PM
This is cool
Resevoir Hogs
04-14-2004, 04:40 PM
Do you want to know the truth about Enimas? For 8 years, dept of agriculture has been suppressing information from you about Enimas and thus endangering the welfare of celts.
In may 1976, Lucien Bouchard met with Ozzy Ozbourne in Dresdin to discuss missile defence. As it happens, they engaged in ice cream and ended up hatching a plan involving the star wars fans in Romania.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Enron and their ties to sodomy.
A report in New York Times was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in June of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in National Rifle Association, various hookers, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Bono. According to the report, passages in the book "Bible" and lyrics in Liberaci 's music point to a connection between these individuals and Enimas.
According to a spokesman at New York Times, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about Enimas any longer. Learn the truth!
MVSpartan117
04-14-2004, 04:54 PM
Do you want to know the truth about Doors ? For 843 years, Agricultural Administration has been suppressing information from you about Doors and thus endangering the welfare of Hippies.
In March, 1982, Hillary Clintin met with Tom Hanks in Orlando to discuss gun control. As it happens, they engaged in alchohol and ended up hatching a plan involving the Hackers in Zimbabwe.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Intel and their ties to contract killing.
A report in Time Magazine was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in May of last year. The article implicated high-ranking officials in World Health Organization, various janitor, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Jennifer Lopez. According to the report, passages in the book "Harry Potter" and lyrics in Elton John 's music point to a connection between these individuals and Doors .
According to a spokesman at Time Magazine, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about Doors any longer. Learn the truth!
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