Can I have a question

[OMEGA7]

Hello , it's long time no see but I'm back here to make a question. I'd rather I want some information about my question. so what I have unfinishing question of the epicenter. that is what I interesting about SAD which the organization has never meeting in my thought as watching my eyes in the kind of pictures .but I didn't have yet to be a man of loss in my health . i simply I've got experience to meet them on movie , that was "シリアナ" movie . the syliana ( what was the true of spells ) which was evloving around of the arab outskirts .( I can't think where does he made movements ) the man got mission to killing arabian tycoon but when It was going on . in US , the mission was yet to be nothing meaning anymore. in the mission decards the agent was not so much notice about the mission. and died i dont know where did he get to death however I knew when I saw in the man who death situation on movie . may be where covered with sand and they who carrying with the oil king was died with cia agent .i most intertested that was what is the guy who wearing some. the clothing was very very nice but cool with actor. may be if you didn't have chance to watch the video on the DVD .watch on it . you can bollow the DVD on TSUTAYA. maybe you can bollow that in lower costs. the chance is now or never . its chance . the シリアナ movie's main actor "secret code name" anyway what I wanted to talk about , the Agent who rigging arms and devices all of about . Please give me more than my indentified information another.

[Hutz]

? I have no idea what just happened here.

[dj_1911]

Ok, my brain really really hurts right now.

[Lazarou]

The sleeper has awaken.

[American Patriot]

yeah baby!

[PeterG]

You saw 'Syriana', but understood fcuk all of the plot?

[TriskSxm]

Yes take as many (questions) as you want!

Cheerzzz

[sp2c]

I tried real hard to not fall over your grammar but ...

what was that?

[Elemental666]

You are my hero mate.

[OMEGA7]

You are my hero mate.

Indeed , regendaly. so what I was told about didn't you understand amply? my grammer is very very pleasure of my mind ! that is my life but I can understand without of my thinking something like plot. because I could passed the Japan english examination . ( but secret how many time I was trying to get it and grades is secret) so may be some kind of crazy in a fact that is right . but I've had been to taught japanese classics and chinese classics. how was that ? It was out of my ask for my question . its just boredom .but in my opinion . that is so exiciting as well as the english teaching skills .

[muttbutt]

Just magnificent.....we are in the presence of a master.woot

[Hutz]

Once again....what?!

[Heron]

dude you can post japanese here

we'll find better translate tools ourselves...ahhhhhhhhh

oh haha welcome back!

[muttbutt]

I think, hes either asking what clotes George clooney charector wore, or what his code name was...

[muttbutt]

Once again....what?!
Omega is a legend around here, p-)

[TriskSxm]

he's all yours Emental 666 ;-)

[Elemental666]

Indeed , regendaly. so what I was told about didn't you understand amply? my grammer is very very pleasure of my mind ! that is my life but I can understand without of my thinking something like plot. because I could passed the Japan english examination . ( but secret how many time I was trying to get it and grades is secret) so may be some kind of crazy in a fact that is right . but I've had been to taught japanese classics and chinese classics. how was that ? It was out of my ask for my question . its just boredom .but in my opinion . that is so exiciting as well as the english teaching skills .

I agree mate.What the hell were they thinking?Those bastards.
I'm with you all the way on this one.

Seriously though,can someone answer his original question?

[OMEGA7]

dude you can post japanese here

we'll find better translate tools ourselves...ahhhhhhhhh

is that your mind of your criterial nature communication ? I can't accept defeat to your prudence talks . what i should to say Its great to saying for what they got to understanding in their mind to hatre of like mine english skills .however , if you have some great translater . so how to translate on this my expression . It is probably noway because what i was type in my soul and my brain thought . it is mind some from my brain maybe you won't be able to refer on my thinks in time for now . and more you aren't a man of great having penmanships . so you don't be mind me what should you can say anything but you don't talk it on now . please never mind . I'm just finding an expert of how many guys watch on it

[Heron]

thanks you
sir :)

[OMEGA7]

Indeed , regendaly. so what I was told about didn't you understand amply? my grammer is very very pleasure of my mind ! that is my life but I can understand without of my thinking something like plot. because I could passed the Japan english examination . ( but secret how many time I was trying to get it and grades is secret) so may be some kind of crazy in a fact that is right . but I've had been to taught japanese classics and chinese classics. how was that ? It was out of my ask for my question . its just boredom .but in my opinion . that is so exiciting as well as the english teaching skills .

I am sorry for missed spells . please tell me what the agent ( now a time I've got an information of the guy's name "george" (It had just sent this date to me thank you somuch for join in if I have been asked for question thus . I want it another more.

[OMEGA7]

thanks you
sir :)

that was so beaten with you weren't you ? at any rates . please tell me what the man wearing some clothing except for meaning less topics .please

[GSG9GIGNHKMP5]

www.engrish.com (http://www.engrish.com)

[muttbutt]

that was so beaten with you weren't you ? at any rates . please tell me what the man wearing some clothing except for meaning less topics .please
you want to know what clothes he was wearing?

[OMEGA7]

www.engrish.com (http://www.engrish.com)

outstanding, man. please tell me what I had just told topic in upper posted of my explanation. please

[OMEGA7]

you want to know what clothes he was wearing?

you must or probably ask what the guy wearing . may be something wearing maybe . please tell me .

[ed316]

What movie are you talking about ,Omega? Greetings Messiah!*bows*

[lrrps]

This post is worthless without pics.
As you all know a picture is worth a thousand words so instead of trying to explain in words pls. post a pic or a drawing and we'll try to help you.

[demotivater]

Gotta be Syriana, but I have no idea what the actual question is.

:|

[OMEGA7]

What movie are you talking about ,Omega? Greetings Messiah!*bows*

thank you for join us. I really appreciate for coming here I am glad to meet you and from now , you are named to being of a man of brother in my own miss posted topic. so , I am just talking about the syliana(シリアナ in japanese but I can't understanding what is the spells of the movie's name.) the movie, I am very interesting movie and I am just open as disccuss them to the topic what is the main actor who wearing some . weapons . maybe in the movie didn't have been met to the weapon used section . of course he wearing some clothes .and more he doesn't wore inexpensive stuffs. and more date is defecting . so you can be change to break of what you and my having weiring some . please send some good information about it .

[Heron]

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/6679/44xy8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

this one??

[kaspur_eh]

So you are asking who the actor is? George Clooney

And what weapons are used? or what. I haven't seen the movie.

[redflash]

not you again...
so you passed your english tests in jap. ok?

is it that hard to find another translator in jap?

看你丫的就恶心，倭寇

[OMEGA7]

http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/6679/44xy8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

this one??

Probably it does . thank you for sent it for me. It's nice picture and Its good for my eyes . thank you so much . but I haven't still good stuffs to refer on it . could you give me excuse for me ? can I have some question . I'd rather I want the agent who tried to stopping the oil king who rode vehicle . when on the scene . I want the pics .please give me . all you have to take the situation's picture in the part .please

[Heron]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365737/

http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/6137/264102162921517na1.jpg

http://www.cinempire.com/multimedia/syriana/stills-index.html

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B00005JO04?v=glance

[OMEGA7]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0365737/

thanks a lot . from now I'm going to PC down . thank you for join to my disturb expression . thank you so much for join my forum . thank you, see you on next time .let's get together . over .

[redflash]

roflgreat heron, hes hitting on you...
hurry 'going to pc down' while you still can.

[sp2c]

is that your mind of your criterial nature communication ? I can't accept defeat to your prudence talks . what i should to say Its great to saying for what they got to understanding in their mind to hatre of like mine english skills .however , if you have some great translater . so how to translate on this my expression . It is probably noway because what i was type in my soul and my brain thought . it is mind some from my brain maybe you won't be able to refer on my thinks in time for now . and more you aren't a man of great having penmanships . so you don't be mind me what should you can say anything but you don't talk it on now . please never mind . I'm just finding an expert of how many guys watch on it

dude, we don't hate you or anything

we just can not understand a single word you're saying, it looks like you randomly picked words out of a dictionary

[gregb]

Personaly ive never found this funny - Why post such cr ap?

[callous]

Ow... my bran hurtz

[ed316]

thank you for join us. I really appreciate for coming here I am glad to meet you and from now , you are named to being of a man of brother in my own miss posted topic. so , I am just talking about the syliana(シリアナ in japanese but I can't understanding what is the spells of the movie's name.) the movie, I am very interesting movie and I am just open as disccuss them to the topic what is the main actor who wearing some . weapons . maybe in the movie didn't have been met to the weapon used section . of course he wearing some clothes .and more he doesn't wore inexpensive stuffs. and more date is defecting . so you can be change to break of what you and my having weiring some . please send some good information about it .

He's a civilian and clothing I don't know. I never did any sneeky ninja sh*t.

[Lefty]

I think he got it at men's wharehouse Omega, maybe Nordstrom thats where all the l33t airsoft wannabes shop nowdays (damn, I just started a trend)

Translation: In the Wharehouse of Clothing men's cat. Mr. George Shop for special kill clothes tycoon of oil. Omega maybe nordstrom l33t wannabe, what is, shop tomorrow and now for new make of orgasm plastik shooting pellet, special to kill can.


Watch the special feature if you don't know why clooney died

Translation: Go to DVD Blu Ray theatre turn on and for happiness and mother duck special feature Mr. Bob, watch for make of happiness in eyes. then soul underestimate plot advance SAD and cIA in USA on TV.

[Henry's Fork]

rofl

Bosu Omega sama has all your base.

[Lieutenant Frank Drebin]

thank you so much for join my forum

OMG! rofl It was a pleasure mate!

[2Sheds_Jackson]

Man, I don't know what translator he uses, but the way it puts phrases together is just friggin' priceless. I try sooo hard to pick up the meaning of what's being said...but when I come across a sentence like; "my grammer is very very pleasure of my mind !" I burst out laughing and just completely lose my train of thought.

[gregb]

He's not using a translator -- he's typing this cra p in that way to try and get laughs . Seems to be working ..........

[cosimo]

Omega7, I may be wrong but I think you are trying to find out more about the central character in the film? If so I think it is loosely based on the experiences of Robert Baer. He used to work for the CIA. He has written a number of books. This film used the books See No Evil and Sleeping With The Devil as the basis for the story.

Hope this helps.

[cosimo]

He's not using a translator -- he's typing this cra p in that way to try and get laughs . Seems to be working ..........

I didn't read this before posting. Have I been had?

[M4ko]

its been a long time dilemma of mp.net if he is actually joking around or not.

[LaoSexMachine]

Omega is the man.

[Heron]

great heron, hes hitting on you...


OMG

*dash away*rofl

[CFMIKE]

:fork: welcome back. Do the chickens have large talons?

[EvanL]

Indeed , regendaly. so what I was told about didn't you understand amply? my grammer is very very pleasure of my mind ! that is my life but I can understand without of my thinking something like plot. because I could passed the Japan english examination . ( but secret how many time I was trying to get it and grades is secret) so may be some kind of crazy in a fact that is right . but I've had been to taught japanese classics and chinese classics. how was that ? It was out of my ask for my question . its just boredom .but in my opinion . that is so exiciting as well as the english teaching skills .
The best part was when you were stereotypically Japanese.

[gaijinsamurai]

Omega7,
Please refer to Cosimo's post. If you do a "Google" search of Robert Baer, the former CIA agent on whom Clooney loosely based the film, you'll get more information. But remember, "Syriana" was fiction.
Sumimasen, Omega, anatano eigo wa choto musukashi te wakarimasen.

Genki? Osashiburidesu!

Gaijin

[Kak]

My guess is that he is not Japanese, just some guy typing stuff into Bablefish in English (or whatever his native language is), translated it into Japanese (or some other language that's very unrelated to the language used when he originally typed the stuff), then copied and pasted the text and translated it back into English. You can repeat this many more times to increase the inability for others to understand it even further.

For instance, I typed in 2Sheds_Jackson's post and applied the above to it. I went from English to Japanese then back to English then back to Japanese again then finally back to English. It comes out like this:

"Being valuable, as for fair friggin whether, ' how the translator as in the angle which is, but you phrase does not know the method of enforcement together the person, I his use. In regard to me in order to choose, but sooo that is tried is a quicker description, method and meaning those accidentally are... enthusiastically the time my sentence way,; "My grammer the joy in my center which is very abnormal! "I am exactly lost my train of the strength point and thought of destruction to the fact that completely it is laughed."

Or he could be typing like that manually. ;)

[X@nder]

i met ms piggy the other day, i rapped that little puppet and threw its body in the river..

[rhino]

I am astounded at the number of people ignorant to the status of OMEGA7 on the mp.net:cantbeli:

[LaoSexMachine]

I am astounded at the number of people ignorant to the status of OMEGA7 on the mp.net:cantbeli:

Disrespecting Omega should be an infraction.:fork:

[gaijinsamurai]

Omega7 is for real. He's a good guy.

[daewon]

Disrespecting Omega should be an infraction.:fork:

indeed it should :)

OMEGA rules!!!!!!

[kamarian]

OMEGA 7 is my god!

[Quack of Doom]

I heart about the legend, but to see him in action. It's so... so... I don't no... almost touching.

Thanks OMEGA7, you're a hero for all non-native english speakers!

[rhino]

Disrespecting Omega should be an infraction.:fork:


Omega7 is for real. He's a good guy.


indeed it should :)

OMEGA rules!!!!!!


OMEGA 7 is my god!


indeed my fellows, indeed

[Tranceaddict]

I'm coming out of lurking just to say

Omega7, you are a man I would never want to offend. I've heard you are the Jack Bauer of the Eastern Hemisphere, anyone heard of this?

[gaijinsamurai]

Omega carries the living DNA of Toyotomi Hideoshi, Oda Nobunaga, Tokugawa Iyaesu, and Takeda Shingen, and is just waiting for the opportunity to come out of seclusion and crush his enemies...........

[OMEGA7]

I wish I want to become Hijikata tosizou . if you can tell me what is the most famous personality in battle era. in fact , I don't have much think of all of them because they didn't have experience to battle in body to body. after all if I can choice in some famous people of edo, sengoku from now to in those time. I wanna become a member of sinsengumi's member . at any rates . thank you to come on this my thread . welcome welcome. It's long time is no see when is your coming in . but I've just met to your exists . that is very glad to meet you. I am going to put this thread down from now , thank you and he comes to my threads but from now , I've decided to take it down.

[redflash]

holy.... he got a new translator

[jmorische]

It's the new secret de-coder ring from Shreddies.

[Hippo]

Omega, will you do me the honor of deflowering my daughter?



OMEGA IS GOD!!! ALL HAIL OMEGA!!!!

[towel]

roflroflroflroflroflrofl

Oh man, this was great. He's back.

[Midav]

OMEGA!! Buddy!!

You're back and have been missed! Now pull up a chair, get some sake and let's umm talk.

[Heron]

holy.... he got a new translator
roflroflrofl

[derkrieger]

Omega 3 and OMEGA7 are essential for an healthy life. I thinks God for he gave us you OMEGA7, you are a good guy.

[variable]

Why on earth isn't this one being closed? I can't see how it is military let alone picture related. Were is the infraction thunder?

Now the Hoodtatorship isn't working as good as I thought :D

[Andreas]

Probably it does . thank you for sent it for me. It's nice picture and Its good for my eyes . thank you so much . but I haven't still good stuffs to refer on it . could you give me excuse for me ? can I have some question . I'd rather I want the agent who tried to stopping the oil king who rode vehicle . when on the scene . I want the pics .please give me . all you have to take the situation's picture in the part .please

Ah, thanks mate your post are also good for my eyes.
Oh, im lost for word right now. Have my "dip" falling out of my upper lip because im totaly cracking up right now..
I have actually have tears in my eyes right now..

But stay at it Omega7, you have legend status on MP.net.
Always apreciate your posts

[DaGreatRV]

No offence to you I know that typing in a foreign language is difficult(I'm doing it right now), but I just can't help laughing out loud when I read your posts.
I know this might be frustrating for you, but I'm havin' a blast. rofl

[Sidka]

Well atleas he try..I was like him before get some english friend.I ave a little game for you guys.what about make him loool to we all gonna make a post in chinese and see how he gonna react

[andrew_rsa]

rofl
:D headache =]

[WARPIG]

Welcome back Omega7.. welcome back.

[name already taken]

Maybe some of this mystery can be explained this way:
http://catb.org/jargon/html/D/Dissociated-Press.html

[EsoognomEhT]

rofl..............