Have you ever been in a fist fight?

[Jack Mehoff]

hahahahaha


I invited a guy from www.teamwarfare.com to my dojo and fight me after we had an argument on that forum, and he came today. He was a big guy (6'4" 210-220 pounds) and I'm only 5'11" 190 pounds, but that doesn't mean **** to me. I landed a round house kick right on his neck after maybe 1 minute of fighting and he was out cold. We shake hand after that and I bought him a beer.

This is awesome. This is the first guy online actually accept my invitation. :lol:

[memphiz]

id fight you Jack...but it wouldnt be even, or really fair, and i dont got the money to fly to Utah.
i would probly get scared and try and kick you in the stones :oops:

[Jack Mehoff]

That guy lives only 30 miles from me.

[American Patriot]

Sounds dangerous. I've never been outside my padded cell yet.

[memphiz]

ah, ok. yeah i live about over 1000km from there

[American Patriot]

400 mi from Utah and I'll kick you in the nuts.

[Midtown]

Never been in a "ultimate fighting" setting fight. I have been in multiple "bar/drunk" related fist fights, and countless hockey fights.

[Fintin]

ill be in utah this summer but i dont really have a problem with you...atleast that i know of....

[Skaman]

I would like to spar with Jack, nothing personal of course. If I am ever in Utah I would be happy to have some healthy competition. I think our fighting styles would be drastically different, but hey I am still up for a decent challenge.

[Trigger]

I'd fly in to see that.

[Innoxx]

I've been in quite a few back in high school. I usually win, but I get stupid sometimes and manage to piss off a BFI (big friggin' indian to you other-worldies) and get my **** ruined.

[Flagg]

I'll fight ya Jack ;)

As long as you're wearing the sumo suit:

http://www.br-inflates.co.uk/Photos/Games/Image.JPG

Bring it big stuff!

[Truthsayer]

hahahahaha


I invited a guy from www.teamwarfare.com to my dojo and fight me after we had an argument on that forum, and he came today. He was a big guy (6'4" 210-220 pounds) and I'm only 5'11" 190 pounds, but that doesn't mean **** to me. I landed a round house kick right on his neck after maybe 1 minute of fighting and he was out cold. We shake hand after that and I bought him a beer.

This is awesome. This is the first guy online actually accept my invitation. :lol:

With own choise of weapons, I'll fight you.

[CannibalSquirel]

I do boxing.

Hope that ansewrs your question... :backhand:

[UkrainianAmerican]

Baah, Ive been in many fist fights, but never once over a forum.

[Haiw]

There's a first time for everything...you up for it fintin? :D

[MolliG]

Never been in a fist fight... Haven't really been in a fight ever (Excluding actions against sister.). I can get really pissed off, but I can't ever hit anyone, not even 'playfully', don't know why, I just can't do it. Guess I think too much before any action.

[farmgirl]

Heck yeah... I have three brothers. When our parents left us home alone someone always ended up bleeding and bruised. I probably haven't thrown a punch since I was about 10, but between the ages of 5 and 10, I was a regular Sugar Ray Leonard. ;)

On a related note... my older brother used to give me a little lead time before he'd start shooting at me with the bb gun. Ahhhh good times.... :roll:

[Fintin]

There's a first time for everything...you up for it fintin? :D

what did i do?

[Midtown]

I'd fly in to see that.

You and me both dude.

[Haiw]

Baah, Ive been in many fist fights, but never once over a forum.

[JiJoMacLE45]

I would like to spar with Jack, nothing personal of course. If I am ever in Utah I would be happy to have some healthy competition. I think our fighting styles would be drastically different, but hey I am still up for a decent challenge.

Let me do a little old fashion JiJo Canadian to US interpretation here boys & girls.

HEALTHY COMPETITION=This is Canadian for 'get my ass kicked by a pissed off Ute.'

FIGHTING STYLES WOULD BE DRASTICALLY DIFFERENT=I would certainly call someones fighting style drastically different from their opponent when they are on the ground in the fetal position and their opponent is on top beating them like they owed him money.

[JiJoMacLE45]

Ducimus19:

Yes I blamed Canada. I didn't mean it. It was a joke. I know you take these things personally. Please don't incite a riot in TO to rally your countrymen to come and lynch me. Yes I have been in many a physical altercation and no I don't care to come up north so we can 'compare our styles'. I'm a bad mofo with an attitude problem. I've got guys with dogs, helicopters, and SWAT teams backing me up. You've got Quebec. It's not really a competition. So let it be son, just let it be. And as a Tane would say, just some thoughts and have a good one . . .

[Salty Dog]

rofl

[Fox2]

I've got guys with dogs, helicopters, and SWAT teams backing me up. You've got Quebec.

Classic.

[memphiz]

Ducimus19:

Yes I blamed Canada. I didn't mean it. It was a joke. I know you take these things personally. Please don't incite a riot in TO to rally your countrymen to come and lynch me. Yes I have been in many a physical altercation and no I don't care to come up north so we can 'compare our styles'. I'm a bad mofo with an attitude problem. I've got guys with dogs, helicopters, and SWAT teams backing me up. You've got Quebec. It's not really a competition. So let it be son, just let it be. And as a Tane would say, just some thoughts and have a good one . . .
hey and they got the FLQ, would you want a crap load of angry frenchmen knocking on your door p-)


:)

[memphiz]

i was in 3 fights in a week with the same guy last year, i won every time. one memorable time was he swung a tree branch at my spine(the branch broke) i picked up the remaining peice of the tree and caught up to the guy (he was running away) and i wiped the stick at the back of his legs, knocked him down and beat the crap out of him :)

[Trigger]

Ducimus19:

Yes I blamed Canada. I didn't mean it. It was a joke. I know you take these things personally. Please don't incite a riot in TO to rally your countrymen to come and lynch me. Yes I have been in many a physical altercation and no I don't care to come up north so we can 'compare our styles'. I'm a bad mofo with an attitude problem. I've got guys with dogs, helicopters, and SWAT teams backing me up. * You've got Quebec. It's not really a competition. So let it be son, just let it be. And as a Tane would say, just some thoughts and have a good one . . .

and Monkeys, lots and lots of angry, rabid, bloodthirsty Monkeys who've forgotten their meds and have an unusually strong craving for back bacon.

[UkrainianAmerican]

There's a first time for everything...you up for it fintin? :D
...

[JiJoMacLE45]

and Monkeys, lots and lots of angry, rabid, bloodthirsty Monkeys who've forgotten their meds and have an unusually strong craving for back bacon.

You mean Mickey Dolenz is off his meds? I knew something was up with that guy.

[hank]

hahahahaha


I invited a guy from www.teamwarfare.com to my dojo and fight me after we had an argument on that forum, and he came today. He was a big guy (6'4" 210-220 pounds) and I'm only 5'11" 190 pounds, but that doesn't mean **** to me. I landed a round house kick right on his neck after maybe 1 minute of fighting and he was out cold. We shake hand after that and I bought him a beer.

This is awesome. This is the first guy online actually accept my invitation. :lol:

I have been on the losing and winning of fistfights and am man enough to admit I do not care to fight Jack. Congrats that is cool as hell.

hank

[Caraway]

I've been in a fist fight. Or it was more like a "drunken boxin". That other guy had to pay me 1500 euros for that. I sued him. Now I'm feasting with his money. woot

[Catch22]

@ Jack - Congrats on victory! ;) What style was the other guy using? I know you're TKD man. Were you wearing protective gear?

I'm having occasional free sparring with various guys form diff MA. Sometimes it turns nasty when emotions rise. Worst case was when the other guy got a broken rib... But we always tend to end it in a friendly manner and have some cold beer (and ice) afterwards ;)

[mack pl]

One year ago I was attacked by 3 dudes in train :bash: .In first moment they attack me by tear gas,but i wearing glasses so it wasnt dangerous for me.Well, they were smallest than me(me 190cm,80+kg), so I won this fight :) .In first moment i try using my hands(like in box), but ater few hits i changed my tactic.I started to kicked them, and they run away(only 2 of them fight fith me).I never trained any MA , box or something, but for this f***s, my skills was enough high ;) BTW I was a little drunk, because I was after visit in pub ;)

[deadsel]

Yeah I have been in a couple fights.
If I where ever in Utah I would fight you Jack, it might be messy but I would fight you. :)

[ibstolidude]

I do a good deal of one handed wrestling - but that is only when I start to wake from drinking and realize I only got myself drunk to try and take advantage of me.

[ibstolidude]

Heck yeah... I have three brothers. When our parents left us home alone someone always ended up bleeding and bruised. I probably haven't thrown a punch since I was about 10, but between the ages of 5 and 10, I was a regular Sugar Ray Leonard. ;)

On a related note... my older brother used to give me a little lead time before he'd start shooting at me with the bb gun. Ahhhh good times.... :roll:
One should NEVER hit a woman



















...because they fight diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirty.

[California Joe]

I have a scar on my chest from wrestling naked with a woman.

[ibstolidude]

I have a scar on my chest from wrestling naked with a woman.
huh? .... I wondered where Farmgirl was last weekend.

[Flagg]

One should NEVER hit a woman

Agreed.....but don't ROEs for sibling conflicts include sisters?


...because they fight diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirty.

I always won the physical fight, but the unconventional and psychological warfare my little sister waged on my brother and I was pretty fierce......women fight dirty.....but sisters are just downright vicious

[UkrainianAmerican]

Heck yeah... I have three brothers. When our parents left us home alone someone always ended up bleeding and bruised. I probably haven't thrown a punch since I was about 10, but between the ages of 5 and 10, I was a regular Sugar Ray Leonard. ;)

On a related note... my older brother used to give me a little lead time before he'd start shooting at me with the bb gun. Ahhhh good times.... :roll:
One should NEVER hit a woman



















...because they fight diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirty.
Amen.
My last fight with a femal was when i was 6. She gave me a bloody nose, and almost ate my ear.
Since then, I dont mess around.
:lol:

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

Yes lots but nothing in the last year or so, had a few crunchy beatings as well, the kind that you have trouble eating and pissing afterwards. :lol:

[California Joe]

Beware females with golf clubs. Right gaz?

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

A chick once took one of her platform shoes off and whacked me right between the shoulder blades for what reason I will never know but it hurt real bad for a day or two. :)

[Romulus]

Grew up with three step-brothers. So i've been through the gauntlet. Last one was pretty nasty, got hit with a box fan in the face! But that was 9 years ago, so the swelling has gone down a bit.

[CannibalSquirel]

Jez... creepy stories...

Anyway... lets have some fun? eh eh eh :bash:

[Nawlins]

Does my little brother count?

[Kriz]

Grew up with three step-brothers. So i've been through the gauntlet. Last one was pretty nasty, got hit with a box fan in the face! But that was 9 years ago, so the swelling has gone down a bit.
You're still ugly though :P

[Alpha Leader]

With an older brother with boxin interest i was used as an punchingball,didnt like it much.

Later in life i broke my nose in a fist figt.

Nowadays i only "figth" with my son(4yrs old),and with his heigth my familyjewls are right in his strikingzone.He usually wins. :oops:

[Salty Dog]

my brother used to toss me down the stairs and drag me around, and all that good ****. but now i am bigger, still not his size, but i can wrestle him pretty good now. but we have never really got in a fist fight.

[Kriz]

Somehow this topic reminds me off a song called 'Fistf*ckparty at 707" by a band called The Heideroosjes.

[Tengu]

all the time in school. But not because we didn't like eachother, but because we liked to fight :bash: .
And during my 5 years of ninjutsu training.

[Haiw]

Somehow this topic reminds me off a song called 'Fistf*ckparty at 707" by a band called The Heideroosjes.
Nice song... :) even though the connection is only by 1 word. :P

[California Joe]

Somehow this topic reminds me off a song called 'Fistf*ckparty at 707" by a band called The Heideroosjes.

Next time you post your pic and people call you gay make sure you mention that song. Then quote the Butthole Surfers.

[Kenshin]

If any of you folks go into a fist fight in the future for whatever reason...

ALWAYS HIT FIRST

[dhfactory]

I'll fight you jack, ever come to Australia?

Sydney to be exact.

-Sean

[Hav218]

Some dude came at me, I'm only 5'11/6'0, and 130lbs. Not the biggest guy out there. He shoved me into the soda machine (i was facing the machine) and as I turned around, he threw a punch for my face, but i moved my head outa the way (I was a brown belt in Hawian Kenpo, Blue belt in Tae-Kwon-Do) His hand slamed into the machine, and i definatly would have been ****ed up if that was my face. I threw one hard punch into his neck, and he was on the ground.

[tiger-unit]

hah, jack ur nuts man, striiight ****ed his ass up.

[farmgirl]

I have a scar on my chest from wrestling naked with a woman.
huh? .... I wondered where Farmgirl was last weekend.



He should be so lucky, Stoli.... :roll:

[Herrmannek]

Does my little brother count?
depends who won :)

[farmgirl]

Heck yeah... I have three brothers. When our parents left us home alone someone always ended up bleeding and bruised. I probably haven't thrown a punch since I was about 10, but between the ages of 5 and 10, I was a regular Sugar Ray Leonard. ;)

On a related note... my older brother used to give me a little lead time before he'd start shooting at me with the bb gun. Ahhhh good times.... :roll:
One should NEVER hit a woman



















...because they fight diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirty.


I thought you liked mud wrestling, stoli.... my bad.... p-)

[Seoulstriker]

sure, farmgirl. http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/images/smilies/condom.gif http://www.nvnews.net/vbulletin/images/smilies/spank.gif

[Jack Mehoff]

@ Jack - Congrats on victory! ;) What style was the other guy using? I know you're TKD man. Were you wearing protective gear?



Free style from everything from kicking, punching and grabbling. No eyes gouging and biting are the rules. We were only allow to wear groin cup and mouth piece. Other than that it's all bare knuckles and knee caps.


I started with wrestling since junior high. I also have extensive training on TKD and Brazilian Jujitsu. If I had a chance, I'd choke him out.

I wish I took some pictures but I didn't, but don't worry because ducimus19 said he might take a trip to Utah and fight me. I already gave him my address. I will record that fight with my camcorder next time. :D

[martinexsquaddie]

way to many drunken brawls
as far as the british army is concerned Bars clubs and gutters are our Dojo :( . Been wrecking bars since the 1500s :(
some classic rucks a punch up with the quebec regiment in cyprus (probably the last battle of the napolonic war)
being chased down an alley by a mob of greeks who found out it was a blind alley so my mate and I turned round and charged and they ran from us :backhand: