EU Road Map

[MaDuce]

The leaders of the European Union have agreed on a "road map" for the future. Sources close to the negotiations released the map to the media, showing how the EU's leaders expect Europe to look in 2015, at the end of a ten-year plan they hope to adopt next year:

http://users.lmi.net/zombie/europe_in_2015/Europe_2015.gif

[Caraway]

Moderators, lock or destroy this thread, please!!! Otherwise you'll see a big flame wars started because assholes like MaDuce. :bash:

It's also a good idea to bann this bastard MaDuce.

[khukuri]

but the british isles are atlseast really true. atleast in the summer and christmastime

[MaDuce]

Sorry I never said I agreed with this was just boerd and sufering the net. prolly should transfer it to the OT forum.

[Dennis G]

:)

[Ratamacue]

Sorta funny, but you posted it in the wrong section.

[MaDuce]

Yes mods move to OT with other satire

[Dalleer]

Well, at least my two favorite countries of Finland and Sweden are still standing...

[Caraway]

Sorry I never said I agreed with this was just boerd and sufering the net. prolly should transfer it to the OT forum.
Personally I agree with that map, but let's be politically correct, OK.

[SeanAshi]

:lol: Got one of North America?

[MaDuce]

:lol: Got one of North America?
I saw one in a magazine of the whole world it was even funnier must have been like 15 years ago (it was pre fall of soviet union)

[SeanAshi]

(it was pre fall of soviet union)Maybe Mexico will have their revenge rofl Their still paying for the war in the 1830's

[MaDuce]

Yes it was during Regan adin I think north california was "The Republic of Sadel Waering Keieche(SP) eaters

[SeanAshi]

Bad for England

[Parzival]

Sweden should be some kind of muslim country too! :P

[mustamato]

http://img11.photobucket.com/albums/v33/mustamato/annat/Europe_2015.gif

[Haiw]

Off-topic... mustamato's map is propably more correct. :P

[Caraway]

Definitely it is!

[SeanAshi]

Bad news for Russia

[Parzival]

Mustamato, He means that Russia has invade Yugoslavia, Bosnia etc?

[Mr Gently Benevolent]

Another lame ass dumbf*ck provocative topic. :|

[wiking]

Let's see what the yanks here think of this.
This officially means war, and i urge all true patriotic Europeans to follow up with similar stuff.
http://www.nrk.no/img/235951.jpeg
:fork:

http://images.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/04-09-04-campaigns/ThePeaLobster.jpg

[perdurabo]

Prabably Bulgaria, Romania, Ukraine and Moldavia will be asimilated too maybe in 2030 or 2040 but i'm preaty sure that they will join EU only Russia Belarus and Turkey(they have litle bit land in Europe) will be off

[Rantanplan]

Let's see what the yanks here think of this.
This officially means war, and i urge all true patriotic Europeans to follow up with similar stuff.
http://www.nrk.no/img/235951.jpeg
:fork:

http://images.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/04-09-04-campaigns/ThePeaLobster.jpg

This just shows that you are as stupid as the guy who made the Map. Knock it off, ignore this Thread and wait until a Mod lock it.

[wiking]

this does not show i'm as stupid as the guy who made the map, it jjust shows that i can respond back with the same stupid ****.
I don't like Yanks telling me that my country (or actually continent since the yanks who do this really don't know that Europe consists of separate countries) is for some reason less worth than America.
But i agree that this should be shut down by a moderator, but i'm actually proud to have responded with something similar.
:-*$

[Operation Ivy]

blah blah blah

[UkrainianAmerican]

http://img11.photobucket.com/albums/v33/mustamato/annat/Europe_2015.gif
I like this one more:
http://img53.photobucket.com/albums/v163/Russianamerican/Europe_2015.bmp

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http://img11.photobucket.com/albums/v33/mustamato/annat/Europe_2015.gif
I like this one more:
http://img53.photobucket.com/albums/v163/Russianamerican/Europe_2015.bmp

how exactly do you see that happening?

[Haiw]

Amateurs.

http://img38.photobucket.com/albums/v117/Haiwtje/NL2015.jpg

[Tengu]

Ow no i knew we couldn't trust those cheese eaters :bash: .

[UkrainianAmerican]

Amateurs.

http://img38.photobucket.com/albums/v117/Haiwtje/NL2015.jpg
Silly dutch boy.

[UkrainianAmerican]

Re: cut.
I say that my map is about as realistic as mustamatos. Thats all.

[Macs.]

Russia invading Europe... HAHAHAHA

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Thats like when Somalia invades Norway.

[UkrainianAmerican]

Russia invading Europe... HAHAHAHA

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

Thats like when Somalia invades Norway.
No, thats like when US gets fed up, and withdraws its troops. :D
:P :P :P

[cut]

Re: cut.
I say that my map is about as realistic as mustamatos. Thats all.

mustamato's map becomes a reality in a few weeks, the only inaccuracies would be norway and switzerland, the rest of the countries covered WILL be part of the EU from the 1st of may this year.

[UkrainianAmerican]

Re: cut.
I say that my map is about as realistic as mustamatos. Thats all.

mustamato's map becomes a reality in a few weeks, the only inaccuracies would be norway and switzerland, the rest of the countries covered WILL be part of the EU from the 1st of may this year.
2025, you might as well have a war on yor hands. And some country will probably rebel against some new EU law.
Hehe.

[Rantanplan]

http://img38.photobucket.com/albums/v117/Haiwtje/NL2015.jpg

I'm going with Haiw's Map

[HELEX]

The Russian Army can not invade anything but a Museum, and if they plan to invade anything this is a McDonalds or BurgerKing to get some Food... rofl

@RussianAmerican

Russia is a third world country right now, face it. Their conventional forces are just a Joke. You live in America and you have no Idea what you are talking about.

[cut]

Re: cut.
I say that my map is about as realistic as mustamatos. Thats all.

mustamato's map becomes a reality in a few weeks, the only inaccuracies would be norway and switzerland, the rest of the countries covered WILL be part of the EU from the 1st of may this year.
2025, you might as well have a war on yor hands. And some country will probably rebel against some new EU law.
Hehe.

it's only 20 years away

[UkrainianAmerican]

The Russian Army can not invade anything but a Museum, and if they plan to invade anything this is a McDonalds or BurgerKing to get some Food... rofl

@RussianAmerican

Russia is a third world country right now, face it. Their conventional forces are just a Joke. You live in America and you have no Idea what you are talking about.
Third Wrold country?
Do you even know what 3rd 2nd and 1st world mean?

[UkrainianAmerican]

The Russian Army can not invade anything but a Museum, and if they plan to invade anything this is a McDonalds or BurgerKing to get some Food... rofl

@RussianAmerican

Russia is a third world country right now, face it. Their conventional forces are just a Joke. You live in America and you have no Idea what you are talking about.
Third Wrold country?
Do you even know what 3rd 2nd and 1st world mean?

[HELEX]

Look at the definition and Map....

http://www.thirdworldtraveler.com/General/ThirdWorld_def.html


What is the third world?
During the Cold War and era of the Soviet Union, the term third world refered to those countries that were unaligned with either the Soviet Union or the United States. These third world countries were often the less-developed countries of the world.
The first world refered to the United States and its allies while the second world refered to the USSR and its allies.

Today, these "worlds" are obsolete so most refer to two groups of countries as being either "developed" versus "less-developed" or "developing."


But if you like these definitions more, Russia is developing.

[UkrainianAmerican]

Look at the definition and Map....

http://www.thirdworldtraveler.com/General/ThirdWorld_def.html


What is the third world?
During the Cold War and era of the Soviet Union, the term third world refered to those countries that were unaligned with either the Soviet Union or the United States. These third world countries were often the less-developed countries of the world.
The first world refered to the United States and its allies while the second world refered to the USSR and its allies.

Today, these "worlds" are obsolete so most refer to two groups of countries as being either "developed" versus "less-developed" or "developing."


Yeah. And how exactly does Russian belong in the Third World, o Knowlegable one.

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developing or developed?

[HELEX]

As I said it fits the definition under the Link, but not exactely the one in the quote.

And that changes nothing about the facts.

[UkrainianAmerican]

As I said it fits the definition under the Link, but not exactely the one in the quote.

And that changes nothing about the facts.
L:ow Birthrate, Industrialised, 95% educated.
Um, yeah thrid world :roll:

[wiking]

By 2025 some terrorist country will probably have nuked the USA into a bunch of scattered islands.
or the EU will invade it after having gotten tired of all the wars america is starting. Hell, this is more likely than Russia incading us. :D

And Norway is more a member of the EU than the actual member countries, we've signed more treatys and UN laws than any of the memeber countries

[UkrainianAmerican]

)
By 2025 some terrorist country will probably have nuked the USA into a bunch of scattered islands.
or the EU will invade it after having gotten tired of all the wars america is starting. Hell, this is more likely than Russia incading us. :D

And Norway is more a member of the EU than the actual member countries, we've signed more treatys and UN laws than any of the memeber countries
If EU sends its army to America ( rofl ) Russians will take the opportunity to "civilise" the pesky Euros, hehe. O and China.....

[Marmot1]

)
By 2025 some terrorist country will probably have nuked the USA into a bunch of scattered islands.
or the EU will invade it after having gotten tired of all the wars america is starting. Hell, this is more likely than Russia incading us. :D

And Norway is more a member of the EU than the actual member countries, we've signed more treatys and UN laws than any of the memeber countries
If EU sends its army to America ( rofl ) Russians will take the opportunity to "civilise" the pesky Euros, hehe. O and China.....
Yeah noce oportunity for grabing and looting.... like after WW2

[Tengu]

lets deal with russia first then. :P

[perdurabo]

just give us and finns enough vodka and german tanks and we can spend another winter in ural mountines :lol: and summer of 2005 we can start to make LoveParades on streets of LoveCity (former known as Beijing or Pekin) rofl rofl

[UkrainianAmerican]

)
By 2025 some terrorist country will probably have nuked the USA into a bunch of scattered islands.
or the EU will invade it after having gotten tired of all the wars america is starting. Hell, this is more likely than Russia incading us. :D

And Norway is more a member of the EU than the actual member countries, we've signed more treatys and UN laws than any of the memeber countries
If EU sends its army to America ( rofl ) Russians will take the opportunity to "civilise" the pesky Euros, hehe. O and China.....
Yeah noce oportunity for grabing and looting.... like after WW2
Works wonders :lol:

[wholagun]

original meaning of 1st 2nd and 3rd world:
1st world - US friendly inudstirial countries
2rd world - USSR friendly somewhat industrial countries
3rd world - aka 3rd opition countries - those that didn't want anything to do with either US or USSR

Im studying International Relations not development studies (so i don't know too much about the systems used for classification) but I do know enough that the 3 world system is old school, now they have 5 world system that is based more on economics not politics.
OECD countries are the developing ones and will soon be considered developed.

[Ratamacue]

original meaning of 1st 2nd and 3rd world:
1st world - US friendly inudstirial countries
2rd world - USSR friendly somewhat industrial countries
3rd world - aka 3rd opition countries - those that didn't want anything to do with either US or USSR

Now im studying International Relation not development studies but I do know enough that the 3 world system is old schoola nd now they are 5 world system that is based more on economics and not politics. 2nd world as peopole on this forum think of it no longer exists.

OECD countries are the developing ones and will soon be considered developed.

Today, 1st/2nd/3rd world is used more for assessing the economic/social/technological development of countries, though it's usually listed in 3 different cateogories: LDC (low- or less-developed country), MDC (moderately- or more-developed country), and HDC (highly-developed country).

[wiking]

But it's like something a japanese general said during ww2.

"It would be impossible to invade the continental US because there would be a rifle behind every bush." :lol:

but of course alot of yanks would get executed as illegal combatants.

[wholagun]

original meaning of 1st 2nd and 3rd world:
1st world - US friendly inudstirial countries
2rd world - USSR friendly somewhat industrial countries
3rd world - aka 3rd opition countries - those that didn't want anything to do with either US or USSR

Now im studying International Relation not development studies but I do know enough that the 3 world system is old schoola nd now they are 5 world system that is based more on economics and not politics. 2nd world as peopole on this forum think of it no longer exists.

OECD countries are the developing ones and will soon be considered developed.

Today, 1st/2nd/3rd world is used more for assessing the economic/social/technological development of countries, though it's usually listed in 3 different cateogories: LDC (low- or less-developed country), MDC (moderately- or more-developed country), and HDC (highly-developed country).

what about the UN 5 world system? I don't know too much about it, but i recall something about that is highschool.

[Ratamacue]

I think there might be a system of 5 stages that we learned about in Human Geography, but I don't remember what each stage was, but they seemed to focus more on the technological and economic side of things rather than social, if I remember correctly.

[Fintin]

i dont like the term road map...maybe walking/biking trail would be better, no?

[wholagun]

I think there might be a system of 5 stages that we learned about in Human Geography, but I don't remember what each stage was, but they seemed to focus more on the technological and economic side of things rather than social, if I remember correctly.

yeah same here, i can't recall either. HHHMM I have exams for another week then I got summer, I'll have to read up on that over the summer.

[Ratamacue]

I think there might be a system of 5 stages that we learned about in Human Geography, but I don't remember what each stage was, but they seemed to focus more on the technological and economic side of things rather than social, if I remember correctly.

yeah same here, i can't recall either. HHHMM I have exams for another week then I got summer, I'll have to read up on that over the summer.

Yeah, I have to take the AP (advanced placement) exam on 5 May for this class, so I should probably brush up on all this, especially considering it could be part of one of the essay questions on it.

[Vance]

Let's see what the yanks here think of this.
This officially means war, and i urge all true patriotic Europeans to follow up with similar stuff.
http://www.nrk.no/img/235951.jpeg
:fork:

http://images.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/04-09-04-campaigns/ThePeaLobster.jpg
Take a joke, my hot-blooded Limey friend.

[memphiz]

suckers :P
http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/2641/NL2015.jpg

[Fintin]

what the heck...the netherlands take over the Irish....you got some issues...the might be tall blond and dutch....but well...shoot we make better beer

[memphiz]

what the heck...the netherlands take over the Irish....you got some issues...the might be tall blond and dutch....but well...shoot we make better beer
well the Irish and Canadian beer makers combine and make the 'Ultimate Beer'

[wiking]

Let's see what the yanks here think of this.
This officially means war, and i urge all true patriotic Europeans to follow up with similar stuff.
http://www.nrk.no/img/235951.jpeg
:fork:

http://images.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/04-09-04-campaigns/ThePeaLobster.jpg
Take a joke, my hot-blooded Limey friend.

Actually i'm not English but Norwegian. But thanks anyway, i really like the English. It's like i always say, "Atleast I'm not a bloody yank"
And i do take a joke, it's just that some people don't like it when we respond in the same way.

[memphiz]

Let's see what the yanks here think of this.
This officially means war, and i urge all true patriotic Europeans to follow up with similar stuff.
http://www.nrk.no/img/235951.jpeg
:fork:

http://images.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/photoshop/04-09-04-campaigns/ThePeaLobster.jpg
Take a joke, my hot-blooded Limey friend.

Actually i'm not English but Norwegian. But thanks anyway, i really like the English. It's like i always say, "Atleast I'm not a bloody yank"
And i do take a joke, it's just that some people don't like it when we respond in the same way.
amen :lol:



(j/k) bros to the south p-)

[Brozozo]

About the map...can't be any more right about Italy, France, Germany and England!

[percell_086]

About the beer, Belgium is still the leading beer country!!!!! :D ;)

(about the map: where the hell did Belgium go?? :) )

Percell

[Operation Ivy]

By 2025 some terrorist country will probably have nuked the USA into a bunch of scattered islands.
or the EU will invade it after having gotten tired of all the wars america is starting. Hell, this is more likely than Russia incading us. :D

And Norway is more a member of the EU than the actual member countries, we've signed more treatys and UN laws than any of the memeber countries

have fun invading us ;)

[memphiz]

About the beer, Belgium is still the leading beer country!!!!! :D ;)

(about the map: where the hell did Belgium go?? :) )

Percell
Belgium is still there ;) its a city now
its just run over with Canadians,
Belgium is still part of the beer making process, and lead manufacturer of waffles


(my grandad is from Belgium)

[wiking]

By 2025 some terrorist country will probably have nuked the USA into a bunch of scattered islands.
or the EU will invade it after having gotten tired of all the wars america is starting. Hell, this is more likely than Russia incading us. :D

And Norway is more a member of the EU than the actual member countries, we've signed more treatys and UN laws than any of the memeber countries

have fun invading us ;)

Oh I bloody well will. :D

[cut]

About the map...can't be any more right about Italy, France, Germany and England!

You obviously wouldn't know if you reffer to Britain as England