Jesus, comparing me to him should be a crime punishable by the death penalty.
Hey DZHAM, I like your "I'm from Russia" song.
Sure why not.
I love you. You love me. We're a happy family..
Chillin' in the hood. What's up with you?
Your **** is too short. Please lengthen it to at least 10 inches.
I is BACK. And I am honored by your determination to learn the Russian language in my honor.