Conversation Between Arctic Leopard and Leaper

I'm too cool to use Google Translate. I know all languages already. ;)

And yeah, I'm American, too. Russian-American to be exact.

Google-translate DO IT FAGGOT

lol, I don't understand what you're saying, homie.

Ja precis därför. Men var inte du Amerikan förut?

Hvad med alle hade russere? Er det fordi vi drikker så meget vodka? : (

Hey hey hey.

What's crackalacking?

Hey sexy....