Floridians For Destruction of Florida

  1. Power_serj
    Power_serj
    DAMN THESE OLD DRIVERS!

    They like to buy fast cars and drive slower than the speed limit.
    They like to drive side by side in all three lanes.
    They cut you off just to go slower then you.
    When you try to merge they speed up so you can't go in front, then they slow down below the speed limit.
    They don't check their blind spots, so you have to brake hard when they try to go into your lane.

    DIE FLORIDA OLD PEOPLE!
  2. CPLHUNTER
    CPLHUNTER
    Thank you very much, I'm sure if we culled out the old people, we would have a lot more room in FLA
  3. Moriarti
    Moriarti
    'llo all! I am a native from Freakville and really wish we had an imigration tax for th whole state:)
  4. CPLHUNTER
    CPLHUNTER
    Still here in fla...can't seem to escape.
  5. oldspice
    oldspice
    "So, where are you from?"
    "I'm from Florida," I reply.
    "Get out! I didn't think anyone actually GREW UP here!"

    :)
    Native Floridian and loving it. It's a great place, Florida, but I honestly don't know a single person under 60 who plans on staying here. It's like everyone I talk to has an evacuation plan: "One day I'd like to move to up north..."
  6. CPLHUNTER
    CPLHUNTER
    Good news! I escape from FLA in exactly two months. I figured I'd try to get as far way as possible without leaving the CONUS...my answer - Washington State :)
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