Oh, I already enjoyed that one months ago.
Good, go big or go home.
I am not informed on which is newest, it is not Booty Call is it.
hur hur hur hur hur
Movie recommendation: Sunshine 
Slighty related to Event Horizon.
This matter is currently being looked into.
Also, operations will resume within a 2-week time frame with high probability.
This gal could force herself upon you.
Er. No. I did no such thing. Of course, not...
Are you spying on me....?
Not sure whether I love you or hate you for that second pic in the hookers thread. The first was good/bad enough, the second was just awesome/oddly depressing.
The internet is a small place.
Cut my life into pieces.
Potential Getaway Driver
Slappa Da Bass
MP.net cereal killer
Eat an Ocho Cinco or Camel Balls, you decide.